"Yeah, so we found an opening in the girl's bathroom, and we're pretty much convinced it's the Chamber of Secrets!" - random boys at my school (don't ask what they were doing in the girl's bathroom...I still don't have any idea...)

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

wolfsurvivor13 has messaged me and expressed interest in continuing my Arthur and the Invisibles fic. So be sure to check that out, since I'm sure it's nothing short of amazing. ;) Thanks again for taking up my legacy.

All About Me: You will call me Elphie. Please.

USER NAME: Elphaba's nickname, her last name, the initials of the song "Defying Gravity", and my new favorite number (it used to be 14...but then I changed it).

AVATAR IMAGE: Saoirse Ronan as Daisy in the independent film Violet and Daisy.

TYPES OF FANFICS I WRITE: As you can tell from the top of the page, I've written for quite a variety of fandoms. I'm a multi-fandom gal, there's no doubt about it; I have six or seven fictional husbands as of right now. At the moment, I'm focusing on The Syndicate and The Host, but perhaps some of my other fanfictions will be picked up again. I'm going to go through each "in progress" story and mark "abandoned" if I'm honestly not going to write anything else for it. I'm so sorry to the readers who have to see that, but it's just the way things work out sometimes.

I'm mainly a K and T person; on occasion M, since I'm older now. I still love my OCs, but there are rare times I'll write strictly with canon characters.

TYPES OF FANFICS I READ: It depends on my mood and where my interests lie. Sometimes I'll read something funny, sometimes I'll read something serious, it all depends on what I stumble across and what my current obsessions are. Now that I'm older and can appreciate M-rated fics, my reading variety has grown, although I do tend to stay away from major trigger stories. It's nothing against the author or the story itself; it's just not what I like to read.

SCHOOL: I'm in college. And I still have homework - lots of it. Story of my life.

HOBBIES: Acting, singing, reading, playing the piano, writing fanfics/self-inserts (whether I post them or not), to name a few.

TUMBLR: lizziethewanderer582 - I'll usually post my more recent installments there before I update on here, plus I love meeting new people.

FAVORITE RANDOM QUOTES (because some of these are still too great to delete)

Quotes from movies, songs and/or other forms of media:

"EVERYONE SHUT THEIR GODDAMN MOUTHS! RALPH'S GOT THE CONCH!" - Piggy, Lord of the Flies (1990)

"It's like high school without the musical." - Grover, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

"Doesn't he ever have a shirt?" - Edward Cullen, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (this was one of my favorite lines!!!)

"Simply put: there'll be no bitchin' while the Queen is in the kitchen." - Sue Rowe

"So young, so angry...DAMN THAT RAP MUSIC!" - Dr. Doolittle 2

"You fail at life, Arthur! That sucked!" - a YouTube parody on the Arthur episode featuring Mr. Rogers (R.I.P.)

"Look! Even f--king Optimus Prime can't tear this sh-t apart!" - a YouTube parody on the Billy Mayes (R.I.P.) product Mighty Putty

"Use any filling: chocolate, vanilla, even human flesh!" - a YouTube parody on the Big Top Cupcake

"Coconuts displease me!" - Superhero Squad

"How dare they use casement window designs?! It's so last century!" - Nostalgia Ciritic, Animated Titanic Review (Part 2)

"You stupid people with no lives are watching the Barry Anger show!" - Barry Anger, Teacher's Pet (the animated movie)

"Scene Three: Daphne Rubin-Vega plays Mimi. In 'Boheme', she's a sweet, shy seamstress. Now, she's a CRACKHEAD, NYMPHOMANIAC PROSTITUTE! YEAH!!" - "Ouch They're Tight!", Forbidden Broadway

"I'M NOT LOUD! I'm exuberant." - Quack the Duck, Peep and the Big Wide World

"They took my socks without taking off my shoes...HOW DO THEY DO THAT?" - Joe Jonas, JONAS

"Merry Christmas, bitches!" - Tom Collins, RENT

"Hey Arthur, want my camel?" - Arthur's Perfect Christmas

"We'll have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f--king Kaye!" - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"The little boy--Shia LeBeof--looks for his parents in his red hoodie...in the snow...in winter...in the snow...in August. That doesn't make any sense! He's rushing...in August! In the snow!" - an August Rush parody on YouTube

"It's a medium!" - Jon, Jon and Kate 8

"Hola! Bueno Nacho! El Presidente speaking!" - Dr. Drakken, Kim Possible: So The Drama

"I want you to know something, Charlie: chocolate is bad for you!" - a Charlie/Chocolate Factory parody on YouTube

"But, Willy Wonka was having some issues...ISSUES!!" - a Charlie/Chocolate Factory parody on YouTube

"Let's put the the 'fun' back in 'dysfunctional'!" - a poster one of my former teachers had

Quotes by me, random strangers, and other people I know:

"I'm pregnant? Who's the father? This worries me..." - my friend Peter taking something the wrong way (because it could only happen in a show like You Ain't Nothin but a Werewolf)

"Yeah, Phoenix gets, what, ONE snowflake, and they're all, 'Ugh, I'm gay! Let's have a snow day!'" - my friend Jason talking about the possibility of Arizona getting snow

"This sounds and looks like Twilight! I'll bet Edward's gonna pop out right now and rape the little kid!" - my friend Hannah when she and I saw Where the Wild Things Are (she hadn't seen it before and I had...so we had some debate on things...)

"Why is he in the water and holding a lightning bolt at the same time? He's gonna get electrocuted, the dumbass!" - my friend Jason, on the Percy Jackson movie book cover

"Marcus Tupy! Cooky Unger! Linda Gruenhagen!" - me and my friends Devin and Savannah looking at an "Employee of the Month" plaque at the community center and finding some really funny names on it

"Deane smelled like peaches!" - a little girl at a theater camp I was a counselor at (she was commenting on the choreographer at the auditions)

"Ben's in the cave!" - my friend Daniel rehearsing the play we did at theater camp, screwing up his lines by mistake

"You're smelling afghans?" my friend Emily when some of my fellow theater camp counselors were playing the game "Green Glass Door"

"WHOO! I HAVE A F--KING FIVE POUND BAG OF GUMMY BEARS!" - my friend Jason when he got a five pound bag of gummy bears for free

"They're smoking a Rachel McAdams!" - me, my sister and our friend Allie making fun of cigarettes (it's a LONG story...)

"If God is the color of water, then he's clear...unless the water's blue. Then God is blue." - my friend Jason ticking off my younger sister when she read a book called The Color of Water

"If you miss that shot, I'm giving you an F...I promote negative reenforcement." - my Bio teacher (telling off some kid who wanted to know if he'd get money for landing a ball of paper in the trash can)

"Are you afraid she's going to speten to thray you with cologne?" - my friend Danny

"I don't trust anyone with milk anymore." - me after a bunch of people spilled the 1-percent milk at Camp St. Croix

"I'm on board with that!" - someone at my dad's work

"Of course nothing makes sense anymore! Welcome to Corporate America!" - me talking to a kid at my school about something random

"What the chicken nugget is your problem?!" - me and Shinjite Florana

"Oh, DANG!" - some random guy who sat behind me when I saw Wicked (during the Elphaba and Glinda smackdown in the cornfield scene)

"Come on, Ethan!" - my mom when she watched August Rush for the first time

"She's your sister, you moron!" - my dad while watching the Hello Kitty Cinderella episode

"What does the LL stand for? Large load?" - my friend Ty at theater camp, on the LL button in the elevator

"He's your cousin's uncle's wife's boss!" - LeiaOrgana, on the one main kid in the movie Airbud

"She looks like a volcano!" - a kid in my Honors English class who saw a picture of Elphaba flying on her broom from Wicked and mistook her for a volcano

"Hey, Bolton! Your hair looks like crap!" - a parody (by me and LeiaOrgana) on the song "Now or Never" (HSM 3)

"What bus is she on? The Bus to Nowhere?" - my mother (on one of Leia's former friends)

"That's some serious suckage right there!" - me on the "All I Ask Of You" kissing scene (from the Phantom movie)

"It's your aunt and uncle at the football game!" - my grandpa commenting on a picture of the blue people from the James Cameron film Avatar