Hola! I know, I know...this is, what, my thirteenth new story in two months? But I can't help it...I've actually had this in my head since freshman year. Also, this isn't one of my "Abridged" stories, and as much as I love writing those, I'd like to get something else up besides that.

Yes, there will be girls in this story. No, this won't be a typical "girl at Camp Green Lake" story. It started out that way, but that was before I started posting fanfiction. So, yes, back when I was an idiot freshman, all of my stories contained Mary Sues. But I'm older now, and I know how to write well-rounded characters.

DISCLAIMER: Louis Sachar owns everything. Well, and Disney and Walden Media own the movie. But I don't own anything, except for the OCs.

PLEASE GIVE ME FEEDBACK! I don't know what the deal is with me, but lately, people haven't been reviewing my stuff (with the exception of the "Abridged" stories). I don't know if it's because people are either not reading what I have to say, or outright ignoring what I have to say (and I'm still not sure which one applies to Matthew Lewis - he plays Neville in the Harry Potter movies. He hasn't answered any of my Tweets...but maybe I should leave him alone before he puts a restraining order on me...XD).

Anyway, enough about me and my habit of stalking good-looking celebrities! Please send me reviews! I would really appreciate it! Tell me what you liked, tell me what you think I could do differently...just don't say, "Wow, this story sucks!" without telling me WHY. If it sucks, okay, I'm cool with that. But I'd like to know WHY so I can improve. Plus, flames are just downright rude.

I think that's it for now. Read on and enjoy! :)

~Elphie