I don't mean to offend anyone with this, this Mary Sue is supposed to come across as bitchy. She insults my favourite characters, but I don't mean anything by it. Her grammar is bad, so bad grammar is meant to be there. Seriously.

Rated T only for like, two different bad words.

Disclaimer: I don't own any books mentioned. As well as some uh, quotes/references from something that doesn't deserve to be called a story.

Hi! I'm Rainbow Teardrop Candy Purple Butterfly! I have long long long blonde hair that I spray paint pink and the ends green. I'm not a preppy loser like people who like Hilary Duff and other biotches like her. I get all my clothes from Hot Topic by the way, I'm just that goffik. I wear really low cut tops and the shortest shorts imaginable, but I'm not a slut!

I always wear big necklaces and earrings. Guys always fall in love with me, I can't help it! Girls adore me and always ask where I get my clothes and stuff. There are some exceptions though, but how can anyone not like me?

I've been to plenty of fandoms. For instance, the Percy Jackson fandom! Like, omfg, Percy is a total hottie. We dated and I'm totes best friends with Annabeth. I'm actually a daughter of Artemis. Yes, Artemis. My mother couldn't resist falling in love with a handsome hunter and they dated and had moi! But he died of old age and it hardened my mother so now she doesn't like guys. Anyways, I defeated Kronos and Gaea and all those bad people.

And Jason. Like, he's just as hot as Percy. We even dated! But wait, I didn't like, cheat on Percy or anything, I'm not a slut! We dated a while but it wasn't working out so we broke up. I dated Jason for a few months, but when he lost his memory and fell in love with Piper, I couldn't stand it and left to go to the Maximum Ride fandom.

Speaking of Maximum Ride, she's like, such a bitch! (A/N hurt me to type that.) I mean, Fang fell in love with ME! And she goes all jealous possessive on me! I can't help it that my size D boobs do that to people! And technically I didn't steal him away, she had Dylan, who I dated later. But I'm not a slut!

I didn't last long there, too many Erasers and scientists. I broke a nail fighting some of them! Before I left though, I cured Iggy of his blindness! Oh yeah, on the topic of Iggy, Nudge and Ella are so bitchy. Me and Iggy dated a few minutes and like, frenched, but hey, I'm not a slut!

Next stop was the Mortal Instruments fandom. I lasted about a day there, because there was too many demons, and I couldn't date anyone! They were either too obsessed with their previous love, or gay. And Jace, he's so yummy, tried to cut off my head cuz he thought I was a seductress demon! Why I never!

My last stop was the Harry Potter fandom. I'm actually still there because there is so many, what people call us (such preps and posers,) Mary Sues. Like, I met this really nice girl named Enoby! Or Ebony, she goes by both. We shop together and we both dated Draco! Though I hate MCR, just don't tell her. I also dated Snape, Harry, Ron, Sirius, Lupin, James, Voldemort, and Cedric...

But I'm not a slut.

Ow. Just ow. That hurt to write, but I kinda always wanted to do a Mary Sue story. BUT I DON'T LIKE THEM! OKAY?! Ahem, so yeah. My Immortal was the story that I made references to, hurt me to read THAT. But I didn't actually get to the end of it, I couldn't finish it.