Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Avengers. Hi!!!! I'm like in high-school and life is crap! But who cares? Go with the flow! Take the crap live gives and make it something.. well not crap. Find life and scream in it's face. "I win BITCH!" I was going somewhere with this entire take that life thing.. oh well. I'm an ADHD 15 year old girl who loves to sing and can't take life as serious as the world would like her to. I'm not perfect and I'm okay with that. My life is filled with lots of moving around and no time for a real life. I'm a freshman that can't make a friend because I have something called Intimacy, the fear of getting emotionally attached to someone. Don't know why I think it is an environmental thing. Also people scare me. I don't really talk to a lot of people except for on the computer but that's about it. FUN CRAP I TOOK FROM OMEONE ELSE'S LOG: 1: Don't bring a knife to a gunfight... or rather, don't bring just a knife. 2: Battle plans never survive contact with the enemy... so be the enemy. 3: All else being equal, even the slightest edge matters. 4: Never trust someone who smiles all the time, they're up to something. 5: Speak softly and carry a big stick... heck, speak softly and carry a big gun. 6: Praise the Lord... but pass the ammunition. 7: If something seems too good to be true, it probably isn't. 8: 'Friendly Fire' isn't. 9: The price of liberty is constant vigilance. (Just ask Mad-eye...) 10: Expect the worst, the pessimist can only be pleasantly surprised Your girls turn heads, my girls break necks Your best friend is like a limb, sure you can live without it, but life will never be the same Somebody needs a Happy Meal If science isn't the answer, let's say it's magic. But if it isn't magic, call Ghostbusters I just said it LOOKED safe, I never said it was Well I called your boyfriend gay & he hit me with his purse Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. I don't need to flirt. I will seduce you with my awkwardness Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes So we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong? Vuja de: the feeling you're doing it wrong all over again Your mouth moves fast, but my fist moves faster. Fate is for those too weak to change their future. I'm not saying I'm weak...nor am I saying I'm strong...What I'm really saying...is that if you keep bugging me I'll kick your sorry ass!! You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something If at first you don't succeed, Redefine success When in doubt, push random buttons! Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. I'd have to say Fate is a big guy in leather on a Harley fresh out of prison and he’s out to get me. Therapy pays off later; screaming obscenities and beating the shit out of people pays off now. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine. Haha, you're driving a blue Prius car with pretty snowflakes on the back, holding a three pound chiwawa, and make a living off of dolls- You're gay! I have to get closer to make sure that that assassin shaped figure that’s throwing knives at me is indeed an assassin..!! If you love something… let it go. If it comes back… it's yours. If it doesn't… hunt it down and drag it back. If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable When you feel lonely, cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Damn! I'm really so cute!" You'll overcome your sadness but don't make it a habit, because liars go to hell FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will need you to bail them out of jail for kicking the dude's ass. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will either laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" or punch the source of your sorrows. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will takes yours and downs it before you can take it back. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move... the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. CRAP FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S LOG: CRAP FROM MY BRAIN: SAYINGS I THINK I MADE UP (BUT MOST LIKELY GOOT FROM SOMEONE ELSE.) 1.) The sun gives hope to the world. whether it be the setting sun promising a better tomorrow or the rising sun giving people a new day to find a new dream 2.)Even in the dark GOD'S light leads the way home. 3.) One day I'm going to hop in a car, go to my friends honk the horn and yell "Want to come save the world with me? It'll be fun!" 4.)I can't wait to find that spider. I'm gonna let it bite me and walk on the ceiling for the rest of my life. PERCY JACKSON STUFF: The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy CRAP THAT IS UNDER CRAP BUT REALLY ISN'T: Family Geekiness: Only geek there is me. View on World: People need to quit being normal. What's normal? Normal is not a thing. It's a standard that people made up to destroy individuality. Weirdness is individuality. Being unique is about embracing how weird you are and not trying to suppress it. People everywhere are calling others out on what makes them different. This is stupid. Why is it wrong to be different? Why is weird an insult? Our generation has made momentous steps towards being individuals. Weirdness is less of an insult. Being different is less of a bad thing. But it's not enough. Everyone has to accept that being weird and being different is what makes us unique. People need to stop judging and start accepting. That's my view on the world. The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Please take a stand against bullying. RANDOM QUOTES " I hate it when people say they're doing 'nothing'.They're not doing nothing they're doing something: nothing." "Immaturity doesn't rely on one 's passed down friend to friend, and they usually turn out the best people you ever met." "The two most common things on the Earth: Matter and Stupidity." "Bob is the most common name, yet the least likely to be chosen as an actual name." " I got a rubber case on eBay for 99 cents. I've dropped my phone over 20 times, no friend got an Otterbox for 20 bucks.She dropped it once, and it cracked." People think I work here. I don’t work here. I just wear a tie. I wore a fake green mustache around for a while. People smiled and said “great mustache.” No one said “ugly mustache.” People like green mustaches. All disagreements are over definitions, where by “all” I mean some. I used to think it was a problem if I changed my mind, but not anymore. The government passed a new law today making violence impossible. Everyone is happy except the physicists, who will have to rewrite all their textbooks because of a few bad apples. An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all time. The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter. The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose the thermos bottle. Oxyforms
This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,Toma Sota Balcu,as he buried that you read the chant,you will meet this the middle of the night she will be on the ceilling.She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Fun fact: I hate cucumbers. Labeled:Nerd Pet Peeve: Stupid questions Inside joke with one of my friends: Me*does something really weird* "Always remember that you are unique.Just like everybody else."-Margaret Mead Ask a stupid question,get a stupid answer Some quotes that I think describe me well: "Distance means nothing when someone means everything." "I seem to be coming to the point in my life where everything is coming together and falling apart simultaneously." "Besides, isn't more exciting when you don't have permission?" "Too weird to live, too rare to die!" "I can live with stupid. But I can't live with death." "I take quite a lot of pride in knowing what's not cool." "Reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." "Just the right amount of wrong." "Maybe you're the son / Who chose a broken road" "Gun control means usin' both hands." "Karaoke isn't about sounding good! It's about sounding bad, together." "I feel so homesick for a place I'm not even sure exists." "I don't know where I am going, but I am on my way." "Learn the rules so you know how to break them.". Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. But Satisfaction want all mad scientist on it and brought it back! A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it! An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines. I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic... think about it. Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly! God made men first, then he had a better idea! There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. My Reality Check bounced. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.DAUNTLESS (ME) Brave Strong Defiant Individual Team playerCANDOR Truthful Just Responsible Opinionated Trust worthyERUDITE Smart Respectable Determined Helpful ExplorativeAMITY Kind Loving Sharing Peaceful HomelyABNIGATION Selfless Trusting Sustained Lawful Sheltering93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" repost this. 'Even if the morrow is barren of promises, nothing shall forestall my return.' - Genesis Rhapsodos (Final Fantasy VII) Now that that is over lets get something straight. I don't do life right got that? I take it left or right but never the way it wants me to go. You know why? Because that would mean I'm letting something control my life the way it wants instead of the way I want. Life isn't fair whoever told you it was is the biggest liar you will ever meet. Pain can't be prevented nor can it be lost but it can be forgotten but never lessened. I don't have the perfect life nor do I think I deserve one but I know I can make my life as good as it gets. My life is mine alone if someone wants to hurt me to make themselves feel better let them but it won't get me feelin down because I can only be hurt so much before it doesn't mean anything anymore. |