Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Name: There is no way I am telling you my name! Age: Nope. Not telling. Hometown: Ok! Here it is. I'll spell it out. It starts with N and ends in ot happening Hair: Long caramel colored with blonde at the tips Eyes: Grey, grey-green, grey-blue, Blue, blue-green, Green, depending on the sky and my mood. Favorite Quotes Death is nothing at all, I have only slipped away into the next room. Love your enemies, it's what annoys them the most. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain List of my favorite books Peter and the Starcatchers series Between Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea Between the Spark and the Burn List of Favorite movies/Tv shows Stranger Things It The Vampire Diaries Peter Pan The 100 Merlin Once Upon a Time List of favorite singers Radical Face Andy Black Lord Huron Kodaline Gregory Alan Isakov Westlife Woodkid Percy Jackson Pledge I promise to remember Percy Jackson, Whenever I’m at sea, I promise to remember Annabeth Chase, Whenever a spider comes at me, I promise to protect nature, For Grover's sake of course, I promise to remember Luke Castellan, When my heart fills with remorse, I promise to remember Chiron, Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'', I promise to remember Tyson, Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side, I promise to remember Thalia Grace, Whenever a friend is scared of heights, I promise to remember Clarisse LaRue, Whenever I see someone that starts a fight, I promise to remember Bianca di Angelo, Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother, I promise to remember Nico di Angelo, Whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others, I promise to remember Zoë, Whenever I watch the stars, I promise to remember Rachel Dare, Whenever a limo passes my car, I promise to remember Ella, When I see birds stealing food, I promise to remember Drew Tanaka, When I see popular girls being rude, I promise to remember Jason Grace, Whenever I’m in a plane, I promise to remember Leo Valdez, Whenever I see a genius gone insane, I promise to remember Hazel Levesque, Whenever I see a ruby, diamond, or pearl, I promise to remember Piper McLean, Whenever I see a beautiful girl, I promise to remember Frank Zhang, Whenever I go to a zoo, I promise to remember Charles Beckondorf, Whenever I see someone making something new, I promise to remember Silena Beauregard, When I see someone stupidly brave, I promise to remember Calypso, When I see someone enslaved, I promise to remember the Stolls, Whenever I hear of crime, I promise to remember Don the Faun, When someone asks me for a dime, I promise to remember Octavian, Whenever I see a ripped toy, I promise to remember the Hunters, Whenever I see someone slap a boy, I promise to remember Coach Hedge, Whenever I see a cupcake, I promise to remember Clovis, Whenever I get a headache Yes, I promise to remember PJO and HoO, Wherever I may go. MidnightShadow101 If you are a fan of PJO and HoO, copy and paste this into your profile with your PenName at the bottom! Kane Chronicles Pledge: I promise to remember Carter When I travel far away I promise to remember Sadie When I have something sarcastic to say I promise to remember Desjardins When someone doesn't fight fair I promise to remember Amos When someone has beads in their hair I promise to remember Iskandar When I see someone very old I promise to remember Bast When I see cat's eyes that are gold I promise to remember Horus When I see a beautiful bird I promise to remember Isis Whenever strange voices are heard I promise to remember Set When someone is clever and sly I promise to remember Walt When a cute boy catches my eye I promise to remember Zia When I see someone working magic I promise to remember Julius Kane When someone's life is tragic I promise to remember Ruby Kane When someone I love is gone And whenever I read The Red Pyramid I'll always remember this song. Note to everybody: Read The Blood of Olympus Everybody: Please read my story. I apologize in advance for the second chapter. Mommy I am only 8 inches long Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Cel or TheGirlWhoCan'tLetGo, committed suicide last night. She was bashed so much by haters on fanfiction, told she should die by them. She is dead now. I will miss you forever. I invite you to join me in a time of silence, mourning Cel. Leave your name here and post this on your profile if you think that this is unfair and people should be against bullying and cyber bullying: Snow Wolfe6631, TeamCudgee, theguynamedNico, XxBanewolvesLiveAgainxX, Lord of Death and Time, DaughterofChaos622 If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. A teenager about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it? 95% of people would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!! 95% of people would scream if Justin Bieber jumped of a cliff, copy/paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5% that would bring popcorn!! If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master... NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night... Daniel: I guess we are the left over's in this world. Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in our lives. Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do. Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game. Daniel: What game? Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days and you will be my boyfriend. Daniel: That's a great plan in fact I don't have anything to do for the following weeks... DAY 1: They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film . DAY 4: They went to the beach and had a picnic...Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together. DAY 12: Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they rode on a Horror House...Jasmine was scared and she thought she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both laughed... . DAY 15: They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune teller said: "My darlings, Please don't waste the time of your life... spend the rest of your time together happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes. DAY 20: Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled something. (okay we have to skip a few days) DAY 28: They sat on the bus and because of a bumpy road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident. DAY 29: Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road. Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all. Daniel: Wait for me... -20mins later... a stranger approached Jasmine. Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel? Jasmine: Why yes? What happened? Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital. Time:-11:57pm the doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter. Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket. Jasmine reads the letter and it says: Jasmine, these past few days, I realized you are a really cute girl and I am really falling for you. Your cherished smile... you were everything when we played this game... Before this game would end...I would like you to be my girl friend for the rest of my life... I love you Jasmine... . Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted: "Daniel! I don't want you to die... I love you...Remember that night when we saw a meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel... I love you! You cannot do this to me!" Then the clock strikes 12 Daniel's heart stop beating. It was the 30th day... Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late... You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace... If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones? Today is the day... Love them while they are still here...Copy Paste these stories if they made you cry or made your eyes water... Your loved one will realize how they are significant to you! Repost this in 5min. and a miracle will happen tonight. P.S. Do not ignore or you'll regret it later That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now please slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gives him a big hug) Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate AND ICE CREAM too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life 7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms- 9. You get to wear a white lab coat (Ooh La La) 10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets 9Aka a blender and toaster..) 11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt (NO SUSPENERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS! OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!) 12. You get to wear creepy masks. 13. Key word: POWER you get lots of it. 14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret plushie collection. did I just say that out loud? 15. We get a vacation! Unlike the Jedi's! 16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing (Though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black..) 17. We get to order our minions around! 18. When no one is looking, we have funny face contests 19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it! 20. Sometimes we hijack the tv studios and make our own commercials. 21. HOT BAD GUYS!!! 22. You get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you If you agree with what I have written, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to make our voices heard:Crystal Silvera, Jay'sGirl123, AnimeLover4ever1999, DaughterofNyx688 Cel or TheGirlWhoCan'tLetGo, committed suicide last night. (4/3/2014) She was bashed so much by haters on fanfiction, told she should die by them. She is dead now. I will miss you forever, my sister. I invite you to join me in a time of silence, mourning Cel. Leave your name here and post this on your profile if you think that this is unfair and people should be against bullying and cyber bullying : Snow Wolfe6631, TeamCudgee, theguynamedNico, XxBanewolvesLiveAgainxX, Draph91, The Dead Can Live, Pertemis fan, GoddessOfArchitecture, xXBlazingBlueXx, DaughterofNyx688 You know you live in 2014 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years and you probably don't even remember what the heck solitaire is... 3.) You're shocked when you hear that people CAN actually survive without internet or wifi. 4.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have whatsapp or facebook. 6.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 7.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 10.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. The problem with reality is a lack of background music. I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back. I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God and 93 percent of the people who read this won't repost it? Repost if you believe in God. God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't deny this because the bible says, "Deny me and I will deny you in front of my father in the gates of heaven." I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus replied, "This much.", and stretched His arms on the cross and died for me If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 80% of people would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 20% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of chips at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 20% Really Dumb Store labels: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late ) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P) On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. Put this in your profile You Know You're a Book Nerd If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc. You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books. Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING) You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer. You've got a book memorized. You've read a specific book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!! Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too. Re-Post this if you are against bullying I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. Now the party is finally ending As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair. If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive. Copy and paste this on your profile if you think drunk driving should stop. Can you raed tihs? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pirlofe and add yuor nmae in mxeid from. DrakKyrpitd, Sahdo-cahn, hteunr415, LasiAobina15, Marooo., DaughterofNyx DaughterofChaos622 I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Miss Peppy,Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxThe Penny TreasurexX,bonifacio16, LisaAbiona15, Marooo., DaughterofNyx Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised! We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up. The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true.. 45 Funny things to do in an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it 23) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker." 24) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's OK, they will open up again!". 25) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 27) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 28) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 29) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 30) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.. 31) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 32) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 33) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?" 34) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 35) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 36) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 37) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 38) Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 39) Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 40) Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 41) Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer." 42) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 43) Ask, "Did you feel that?" 44) Tell people that you can see their aura. 45) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." . If You Just Need to Laugh: · The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. · An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. · The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. · Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. · I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere. · Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. · I've got ADHD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. · Is it time for your medication or mine? · Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot! · A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab them back for you. · A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked- Bernard Meltzer · Friends are relatives you make for yourself- Gustache Deschamps · Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Amateurs 1- Pro 0. · To put it nicely, I hope you choke · Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them. · It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. · You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. · A day without sunshine is like... night. · I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. · Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door. · When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it. · When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye, and run like hell. · Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. · Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" · If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. · Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. · Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. · There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. · Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. · I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight. · Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. · Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone. · Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. · A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. · He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. · Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. · Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. · Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. · The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. · It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them. · If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. · The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first. · Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. · Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. · The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark. · When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. · For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. · A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. · Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. · Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. · I love deadlines...especially the 'whooshing' sound they make as they fly by. · I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either. · There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. · Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it. · On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. · Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. · Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level. · Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. · If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? · I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. · For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. · If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. · Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. · Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. · Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. · I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. · Complicated problems always have the easiest and most wrong solutions. · You can’t drown your sorrows, they can swim |
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