TOP ANIME IN MY BOOK 1.) One Piece 2.)Bleach 3.)Gurren Laggan 4.)Naruto 5.)Btooom 6.)kill la kill 7.)To aru Majutsu no index ( A certain Magical index) 8.)Soul Eater 9.)Fairy tail 10.)Digimon Onirudra37's Rules for combat When one is about to die, let you gaseous farts out, you dont want to take them with you... When one sees something that they can not beat, do what comes naturally: RUN LIKE HELL! When you and your oponent are about to use your strongest attacks against one another, even the field, grab the melons or kick the coconuts, your sure to win by general WTFness. When going against someone who is stronger, faster, smarter, and has a greater attention span, flip them off and play dead by seizure and heart attack. The hand that feeds usually ends up bitten, the hand that holds the chidori usually becomes a human bug zapper. When a fist to the chest doesn't do the trick, boot to the head will even the score considerably. When strong attack meets weak defense guess what happens... whoops too slow. How one is supposed to be beaten is not the qestion, how you hide from them afterwards is what you should be answering. When a weapon is tearing its way through your chest consider this: Did i leave the stove on? When a man with a plan meets one who doesn't think ahead they both realize something, i have yet to figure out what. The greatest rule of fighting dirty, nothing is too underhanded, despicable, creepy or perverted to be useless, unless it turns out that it is useless than you just give up. The saddest attack when fighting dirty is when you dont have the chance to do something dirty. When destroying an enemy encampment, dont forget to kill the would be avengers. When stabbing make sure the knife blade is facing away from the body. When using a double sided knife do not stab, Ow. When charging, run away from the screaming legions. Head to head is overly exagerrated, head to foot is far more acceptable. When fighting a close range expert, back the fuck up. When a spear is thrusting at you, do not hip thrust back, it hurts. When sword is slashing at you, do not respond with chop, will result in loss of hand. When axe is hacking at you do not headbutt... ... ... i warned you. When tackling from the side, head stays above waistline, its best for everyone's sake. Shoulder tackles are so outdated, knees to the chin are much more fun. If you are shy and your opponent takes this as weakness and begins to gloat, i reccomend a chibi with a large mallet. When wrapped up in rope, dont try to escape. The enemy will eventually lose interest and you can walk out anyway. How the enemy is advancing should be ignored, rather how their generals are going to attack should be a greater issue. Never repeat never, attack an enemy encampment right after opening a jar of peanut butter, it is destined to great loss. Wood is just as capable as steel when making a weapon, even better for a flaming one. Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi WRITTTEN BY SHAWNY WONG!! Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.) Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them. Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die. What happens if you get scared half to death... Twice? Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.. Can I take your picture? I collect photos of Natural Disasters. He who laughs last thinks slowest. How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered? We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it. If you can't beat them... Arrange to have them beaten... When I said "I'd hit that!" ... I meant with my car... When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing... It's more of a "You have to be Mentally Retarded like us" type of thing... I'm NOT a stalker... I simply admire from afar... From behind a sign... . Work vs Prison IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. IN PRISON... you get three meals a day. IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior. IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. IN PRISON... you get your own toilet. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens. So why is it, again, that we work? THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, Akatsuki wolves6, Moto2201, OniRudra37, uknounx, THE WE LOVE NARU/HINA CLUB : If you love the idea that Naruto and hinata should hook up copy and paste this to your page and ad your name. Oodama Rasengan, The First Kitsukage, Kyuubi69Assassin,The Unkown Twinkie, OniRudra37, uknounx, DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you tnihk tihs is aswemoe cpoy and psate in yuor porlife. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, aticiia, Parselmaster, Akatsuki King, Spirit of the Abyss, loki09 aka ttre208, Romez, KyuubiNaru1990, Thunder Chief, The Mad Tsuchikage, BattleCharger, uknounx FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at aodd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. |
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