Author's Note: Wow, this chapter is a little over 11k words. I don't think I've every written anything this long for recreation before. Don't expect future chapters to be as long as this one, I just wanted make sure that there was enough material for those who do like lemons and those who don't. On that note:

IF YOU DON'T LIKE LEMONS DON'T READ THE FIRST 3 (NON-ITALICS) SCENES. Thank you. The bold was just in case people were skimming through this. There won't be lemons in all the chapters, and there will never be as much lemons as there was in this chapter, but there will be more of them. However they will all not be important to the plot so you can skip them if you choose to. The only thing you will miss is two parts of foreshadowing, one obvious one not.

This was originally supposed to be Hamazura/ITEM but then I found out that Kinuhata was only twelve. For some reason I always thought that she was at least 14. And since I didn't want to write a 16 year old sleeping with a 12 year old...

I would also like to state that Accelerator/Last Order won't be happening. Accelerator is a father figure, and like with Hamazura/Kinuhata there is just too much of an age difference.

Anyways enjoy the chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own To Aru Majutsu No Index

"So how does it work?"

"Well it's not really like norma-"

"I know the theory. I mean how does it mesh everyone together? Take relationships for example, what if two people like the same person? What happens?"

"It just takes the brute force option. They both get to be with the person they love. The... 'place'... eliminates jealousy."

"Damn. Lucky bastard. I'd like to go in there with a few hot girls and... do various things, if you know what I mean"

"Idiot. It's got to be mutual attraction, not just you finding them hot. Besides you know the price. NOTHING is worth that."

"Sheesh it was a joke, calm down."

Touma slowly came to consciousness as he heard a voice tell him to wake up. He simply groaned in response. He was far too comfortable in his giant bed, laying on his back with a warm weight pressed against him. Then the weight shifted and started to rise,and the voice taking this as a sign he was up too promptly left the room.

"Wake up Touma." The person laying beside him said, giving him a little shake.

Groaning again Touma forced his eyes open. After his eyes adjusted he looked down to see Kanzaki Kaori kneeling over him. She, like he, was naked and his body didn't hesitate to remind him of this. She noted his interest at the same time he, looking at her breasts rather closely, noticed hers. They shared a smile and she crawled over him.

She lowered herself onto him with a moan which he silenced with a kiss. His hands massaged her breasts as she rocked her hips up and down. The kiss broke and they both panted.

With a smile Touma took control, flipping her over so that he was on top. His lips went to her nipples and he started pounding his hips into her. He was rewarded with the sound of her moaning his name. Then her hips began to move to match his and he moaned hers.

"I love you Touma!" She cried

"You too Kaori!" He yelled back, pulling his mouth away from her breasts.

"Harder!" she cried out. He obliged as he lost himself in the pleasure and began pumping his hips faster and faster. "YES!" She cried out from under him. As a saint she had super physical strength, and not for the first time Touma thought to himself that if he didn't always make sure to keep his right hand on her while they were having sex then she would have long since killed him. Luckily for him and her his hand was always more than happy to be occupied massaging her breast or squeezing her ass.

Time slipped away into a haze of pleasure and the sound of Kanzaki loudly calling out his name.

"Kaori!" He cried out, after who knows how long. "I'm coming!"

"Me too!" She yelled under him. "I'm coming!" She cried as her body convulsed under him. They finished together and together collapsed onto their bed.

"That was amazing." Kanzaki said beside him. He kissed her gently as the door opened.

"Master your bath is prepared." A voice said from the hallway. Standing there was Kumokawa Maria, Touma's maid and, like Kanzaki, a member of his harem. Instead of her maid uniform she was wearing nothing but two pieces of black underwear. She gave a bow as she spoke and stood waiting for him to speak.

"Alright Maria." He told her. Together he and Kanzaki rose and threw on simple bathroom robes, before following Kumokawa to the bathroom.

Touma and his harem's house was more like a mansion then a house. It had a room for each of the girls plus a master bedroom that Touma and whatever the girl he was spending the night with slept in. There were eight of them overall so the need for a large house was obvious. Kumokawa served as the maid of the house.

They reached the bathroom and Touma and Kanzaki slipped into the bath together. Kumokawa slipped off her underwear and slid behind Touma to wash his back and hair. In the mean time he simply sat there watching Kanzaki bathe. She was beautiful, with long black hair, a very curvy body, and large breasts. Even after all the time that they had been together he still found enjoyment simply from looking at him.

"Good morning." A voice said as the door opened and a figure walked in. Touma turned his head to see Orsola Aquinas walking into the bath. She took off her clothing and entered the bath with the three of them

"Ah Orsola," Kumokawa said. "Didn't you want to sleep in today?"

"Yes... unfortunately I was awoken by the sound of Touma and Kanzaki having sex." Orsola said as she began to shampoo her hair.

For half a second Touma felt like he should be embarrassed by her saying that, and then the feeling was gone. It left him puzzled. Why would something like that embarrass him? Well it didn't really matter.

Putting the matter out of his mind Touma relaxed as Kumokawa finished rinsing the shampoo out of his hair. When she finished he felt her body press up against him and she whispered in his ear. "Is there anything else you would like Master?"

Touma spared a glance at the clock resting on the bathroom wall. They had plenty of time. He stood up and nodded at her. "Anybody else want to come?" He asked.

"Yes." Orsola answered as she ducked her head under the water to rid herself of the shampoo. "Are you coming too Kanzaki?" She asked once she had surfaced.

"No," Kanzaki replied with regret in her voice. "I have work to do." She rose up from the bath and excited it, grabbing a towel.

"Alright then." Touma said as he Kumokawa, and Orsola stepped out of the bath as well. He walked up to Kanzaki who was and gave her a kiss on the lips. "Have a good day." He told her.

"You too." She said and kissed him as well, pressing her naked body against him.

Touma felt himself growing hard again and she noticed it too. With a sigh she walked away from him to avoid the temptation.

Touma gave himself a quick rub down with a towel, as Orsola and Kumokawa did the same. Ignoring their still wet hair the three of them returned to Touma's room.

"Master." Kumokawa said and kissed him on the lips. Then she pushed him onto the bed and crawled over him. She kissed him again and for a moment Touma lost himself in the feeling of her lips. His hands went to her breasts which although not as large as Kanzaki's were still fairly sized.

Touma felt Orsola climb onto the bed with them, and broke the kiss to look down and see her start licking his hard penis. Then she grabbed her breasts and sandwiched his penis in between them. Touma let out a moan as she started squeezing and licking the tip of his penis.

Then Kumokawa kissed him again, and he reached one of his hands down to her vagina. He started rubbing her on the outside for a minute, and then he entered one of his fingers into her. She broke the kiss so that she could moan and while she was doing so he slipped in another finger. Before she could kiss him again his lips went to one of her nipples which he promptly began to suck on.

"Master!" She cried out in pleasure. He began lightly nibbling on her nipple and soon all she was doing was moaning and crying out "Master!" At the top of her lungs.

As if motivated by Kumokawa's moans Orsola took the entire tip of his penis into her mouth. Touma brought his free hand down to begin pinching her nipple.

"I... I'm coming!" Kumokawa yelled out. She convulsed for a second then collapsed beside Touma.

Touma brought down his other, now free, hand and started pinching Orsola's other nipple causing her to moan. She, noticing that Kumokawa was finished, got up and reversed herself so that now her vagina was above his head. Then she quickly began putting her breasts around his penis to continue with the titjob.

Taking the cue Touma began to lick out her vagina. He was rewarded with Orsola beginning to work even harder on his penis and in a few moment he was crying out "I'm coming!"

He finished directly in Orsola's mouth and she eagerly drank it. "Delicious." She said, licking her lips.

Touma stuck his tounge back into her vagina and brought his two hand out to pinch her nipple some more. It was a bit of an awkward position but soon enough she also yelled out that she was coming and came.

Orsola collapsed on the other side of him. Touma took a second just to rest and then said "Maria, go warm up the bath. I think we need another quick rinse."

"Yes Master." She said with a contented smile, before scurrying off to follow his orders.

Touma just laid there, Orsola beside him, completely content with his life.

* X *

"'Wake up Daddy!' yells Misaka yells Misaka." Accelerator heard. The next second he was hit by a flying tackle from Last Order.

"Damn brat." He said with a grumble. "Go away."

"'No', Misaka says as Misaka heartlessly denies your request. 'It's morning time', asserts Misaka asserts Misaka." Last Order said with a wag of her finger.

"Tch, fine. Now get out."

"'Okay' says Misaka as Misaka leaves the room after completing her mission." Last Order said with a huge smile.

"One of these days Misaka is going to kill her." Said Misaka WORST[1], one of Accelerator's wives. Accelerator grunted his approval.

"What are you so mad about?" Musujime Awaki, Accelerator's other wife asked.

"It's an hour early." Accelerator growled. He was acting mad but really he loved Last Order far too much to ever really hate her.

"...Aren't you going to say some cliche some line like 'Well since we're up early we might as well make use of the time'?" Musujime asked after a pause. The tone of her voice made it perfectly clear what she was talking about.

"As if." Accelerator said.

"What a tsundere response." WORST said with a sinister smile on her face. "Well Misaka is used to this sort of thing by now." She pulled their blanket down and exposed her two very large breasts to him. Then after securing his attention she kissed him, and gave him a meaningful look.

With another grumble to hide his excitement Accelerator rolled over so that he was holding himself over her. She responded by giving him a sinister grin, elbowing him in the gut and hopping out of the bed.

"Gyahahahahahahaha," WORST laughed. Accelerator kicked himself for not realizing when she was planning on pranking him. After all the time they had been married he should be able to tell by now. "'Did you get your hopes up Tou-san[2]?"

"... I'm going to give you a hundred spanks for this." He told her with a glare. In response she just stuck out her tongue in the middle of dressing and then walked out of the room.

"... You fall for that far too often Tou-san." Musujime said. "Are you Charlie Brown?" She sounded amused.

"Do you want to be spanked too?" He said with a growl. He rubbed at his stomach to ease away the pain, and cast another angry glance at the door that WORST had excited from.

"No," Musujime said in a tone of voice that could only possibly be described as erotic. "I've got a better idea." As she spoke her rolled on top of him and kissed him on the forehead. From there she went down, her lips brushing his nose and then soon his lips as well. Still she kept slowly going down his body, and he could feel the bliss of his skin as she lightly nibbled on it. Farther down she went, delicately running down his body until at last she reached her goal. Here she finally sped up, dragging her tongue all over his erect penis. He was in heaven.

Accelerator did nothing but bathe in the pleasure for a moment. Then he grabbed her head and pulled it up to the tip of his penis. "Take it in." He said.

In response he got another elbow in the gut. Accelerator, Musujime, and WORST's love life wasn't something you could really call 'making love'. A lot of the time it was more like fighting. They all enjoyed sleeping together of course but they were all far too feisty for it to go over too smoothly.

After elbowing him and shaking off his hands Musujime went back to her tortuously slow ministrations. He could tell she was going slowly just to get back at him for trying to speed it up. Her toungue went up and down his penis slowly, savoring every inch of it. When she finally pulled up her head and took his entire penis inside of her mouth he was so excited he almost came right away.

It was all he could do to hold it off for a while as she abandoned her taunting slowness in return for speed. She bobbed her head up and down with a passion, barely pulling off every now and then for breath. He was openly moaning now, and she was giving off little sounds of pleasure as well.

He finished into her mouth without warning and watched her gulp it all down with a hungry expression. "Tasty." She said with a lewd smile.

Accelerator brought his hands down and started squeezing her breasts as she pulled herself over him. When she was fully on top of him he pulled on of his hands down in-between her legs to discover that she was very wet. She shuddered a little bit at the feeling of his fingers, but pushed them away. Instead she held herself up with only one hand and held his, now erect again, penis still. With a smile and a moan she lowered herself onto him while his hands played with her breasts.

She pushed his hands away again and pulled herself up so that she was straddling him. She started to pump her hips up and down slowly at first, but then faster and faster as the pleasure started to fill her.

For Accelerator's part all he could do was focus on moving his hips in rhythm with hers, because of his position. Not that he was complaining however, he did have a wonderful view of Musujime's tits bouncing up and down and she lifted and lowered herself in quick succession. He reached his hands around behind her to grab onto her ass and squeezed. "Kaa-san." He said. Then with a grunt he pulled his hands up and shoved her off of him.

His hand reached up to his choker and her flipped the switch. As always he felt like strength was returning to his body, he could think clearer, focus better, and of course he could now use his ability. He rolled over to the side and pinned Musujime's arms above her head. He entered her again but this time he did it with the strength of his ability, thrusting with complete control of the vectors involved. He knew Musujime's weak points very well after being married to her for so long, and he exploited them with a passion. Moans started coming out of her mouth with a wild passion.

"YES!" She yelled as she came. He didn't stop, not even then. He just continued thrusting into her without a pause.

She tried to pull her arms free from his grasp, but Accelerator's complete control of vector's wasn't something that could be overpowered. Gradually she stopped struggling and again all she could do was moan under him as he continued his thrusts.

Then right before she went over the line he suddenly found himself no longer on top of her but beside her. With the quick reflexes of a trained killer her hand reached up and flicked the switch on his choker. He instantly lost all of his powers, reduced again to a tiny fraction of his calculation ability.

Before he could react she rolled over until she was on top of him again, and this time she pinned his arms down. Again she lowered herself onto his erect penis with a sigh. Her hips began pounding up and down again accompanied by grunts and moans from both of them.

Accelerator struggled to pull his hands free, but he was much weaker than Musujime without the use of his powers. After a few moments of useless struggling he gave up and focused on moving his hips at the same time that she used hers.

They continued like that for a time until they both felt themselves drawing closer and closer to finishing. Musujime's released Accelerator's hands almost subconsciously, but he didn't try and take control. The two of them lost themselves in the pleasure of the moment and the feeling of their flesh connecting. They finished with a yell, and the two of them collapsed beside each other. Accelerator's eyes slipped closed and beside him he saw Musujime's do the same.

A unknown amount of time later, Accelerator's eyes opened again. Musujime was snoozing gently beside him, and he paused to throw a blanket over her as got out of the bed.

Accelerator threw on his customary white and grey striped shirt and his pants in silence, careful not to wake his sleeping wife. Then he turned to the door out of their room and frowned. WORST had left it open. He knew what that meant. With a roll of his eyes he flipped the switch on his choker again and grabbed his cane. He opened the door and walked out slowly, leaning on his cane like he needed it.

WORST's water balloon reflected off of him without shattering. Normally it would have but with a few careful calculations he had been able to keep it intact. It did not however stay intact when it rebounded to hit WORST directly in the face.

"Tch," WORST said as she wiped the water out if her eyes "You cheated Tou-san... Wait why are you looking at Misaka with those eyes?

Accelerator didn't say anything in return he merely grabbed her arm and pulled her into the spare bedroom. "Wh- what are you planning to do to Misaka?"

"I'm going to spank you."

Abruptly WORST's expression changed from a look of cartoon terror to a perverted smile. "Ah... Tou-san is so naughty." She said teasingly. With a taunting slowness she stripped off her clothes and underwear. "Would you like Misaka to bend over your lap Tou-san?" She asked. He nodded his head. "Too bad." She teased as she stuck out her tongue. Instead she bent over the bed and said "Be sure to punish Misaka extra for that.", in a half mocking and half erotic tone.

Accelerator took a second to admire the sight of WORST's naked body and then walked up behind her. A second later his hand hand came down to her right butt cheek with a satisfying smack. He used his power to reflect the force that normally would have rebounded to him and reflected it back into WORST. As a result his hand remained unharmed but WORST got twice the pain. She let out a yelp of pain.

He paused for a second to examine his work. The spank had left a red imprint of his hand on her otherwise pale white skin. He brought his hand up and soon it was matched with another on the other side. This time though she didn't let out any noise.

That changed quickly. In rapid succession he brought his hand down onto her ass again and again. Now he was directly controlling the vectors and WORST hurt exactly as much as he wanted her to, no more, no less. Her cries of pain filled the room but he was relentless

As he spanked her he thought of the things she had done to him since their last spanking, and punished her accordingly. Seven spanks for elbowing him in the gut, three for the water balloon, twice for the lap joke, fifteen times for almost telling Last Order that Santa wasn't real yesterday, and all the other things she did daily in her endless quest to annoy him.

When he finished he noted with satisfaction that her ass was pure red. He gently rubbed it for a second to sooth the pain and then turned away without saying a word.

When she heard the door open WORST said "Is that all Tou-san? Misaka was hoping for a different kind of punishment as well." He turned around to see her propping herself up on the bed. One of her hands was gently playing with one of her breasts, and she gave him a lewd smile. He had no doubt what kind of "punishment" she was referring to.

With a frown to hide his excitement he closed the door and turned back around. Soon an entirely different kind of cry from WORST was filling the room.

* X *

Hamazura's eyes slowly opened as he felt movement on both sides of him. "Huh? Wha?" He asked. In return he got a soft kiss on the lips. Opening his eyes he saw that it came from his girlfriend Takitsubou.

"Wake up Shiage." He heard from behind him. Instead of kissing him to wake him up Mugino, his other girlfriend, whacked him on the head.

"Morning." He told her groggily. When he didn't turn over to her she gave him another whack on the head and he rolled over to face her. She, like he and Takitsubo, was completely naked from last nights activities and from the look in her eyes he knew that she wanted to stay that way for a while longer.

"Well?" She asked "Going to make me put on the bunny costume again?" Involuntarily he pictured the outfits she and Takitsubo had been wearing the night before, which were respectively red and black bunny suits. Mugino noted his sudden interest with a frown and stepped out of the bed. "Really Shiage this fetish of your is really troubling."

"Shiage's good points lie elsewhere..." Takitsubou said.

"...Why do I feel like you two are looking down on me?" He asked. Still though he watched in raptly as they donned the bunny suits that had been left lying on the floor. He had never known why bunny suits turned him on so much but they did. The two of them finished putting the ears on their heads, and the effect was complete. The outfit did very little to cover the girl's breasts, and it was obvious that neither of them were wearing any underwear. The ears were also erotic for some reason that he had never been able to figure out

"There Shiage." Mugino said. The two of them approached him in perfect sync, and ripped off the blanket covering him. They stopped crawling up when they reached his hard penis. Still in perfect sync they both pulled their breasts out of the costumes and adjusted themselves so that they were on either side of him, still facing his penis. Then they pressed their breasts up against his penis.

He put a hand on each of their heads as they started to lick him on the tip of his penis. His head arched back involuntarily and he sighed with pleasure as they worked on him. They took their time exploring his penis with their tongues for a while, and by the sound of it they were both enjoying themselves. After a moment they shared a glance and without speaking knew what to do next.

Mugino pulled her breasts back and Takitsubou pulled his penis in between hers. In return Takitsubou pulled off her tongue and Mugino took the tip of his penis that was still sticking out from Taikutsubou's mounds into her mouth.

Hamazura didn't last very lack after that. With a warning he came in Mugino's mouth who swallowed it greedily. She pulled off just before he finished, and the rest spilled out on Takitsubou's breasts. Watching her lick it up was more than enough to get him hard again.

Without waiting the two girls adjusted their positions. Both of them sat over him; Mugino lowering herself onto his penis, and Taikutsubou lowering her vagina over his mouth. Pleasure shot through him as he entered Mugino and he responded by beginning to lick Takitsubou.

Hamazura struggled to resist the urge to groan at the pleasure he was receiving from Mugino bouncing up and down while he was inside of her. All of his effort went into licking Takitsubou, he didn't want to pause even for a second. Mugino and Takitsubou however did not even attempt it. Both of them were moaning and crying his name at the top of their lungs, a fact that made him put much more effort into his work.

Mugino and Takitsubou came at almost the exact same time, screaming his name. Takitsubou climbed off of him as Mugino redoubled her efforts in an attempt to get him to cum, as he took the opportunity to enjoy the sight of her in a bunny suit a little more. Her plan succeeded rather quickly after that, and he quickly finished her off again with his fingers.

"Shiage..." Takitsubou said from beside him. She was dozing off, almost asleep. Probably more from her constant tiredness then their activities.

"Shiage..." Mugino muttered on the other side of him. Unlike Takitsubou she didn't doze off but stood up and stripped off her bunny suit. "I'm going to shower... Coming?"

He agreed wholeheartedly, and as he stood up Takitsubou grabbed him by his arm. From her expression he knew she was coming too.

* X *

Touma walked into his kitchen for breakfast, smiling to see it was as lively as ever. The various members of his harem were sitting around the table eating away at the food that had been prepared by his maid Kumokawa Maria. Index as always was plowing into the food with an almost unholy passion likely not even noticing him, Maria, and Orsola enter the room. Itsuwa was chatting with her lightly while eating her own food. Kanzaki Koari wasn't here right now having rushed out early for work, which was a rarity for her considering the very few times she got called out to work anymore. Orsola Aquinas who had just walked into the room with Touma sat down on a chair with food already in front of it. Touma however was unable to join her, having been ambushed almost right after walking into the room by Misaka Mikoto who was wearing her Tokiwadai uniform.

She pulled his head down and gave him a morning kiss on the lips. To Touma she tasted like syrup. "Good morning." She said.

His heart brightened at the sight of her smile and he kissed her back. "Good morning." He replied.

"Do you want to go to dinner with me? And then watch a movie?" She asked him. He noted with amusement that she was still nervous to ask him on a simple date despite having been together with him for as long as he could remember.

"Of course Mikoto." He said with a smile, already looking forward to it.

"Idiot... don't smile like that." She said with a blush. "Have a nice day." She said, giving him a quick peck on the lips before walking out the door. He waved at her as she left and then walked to the table.

"Ah," He said. "I forgot to ask what movie..." He hoped he wasn't roped into watching another kiddy movie.

"Master, please enjoy." Kumokawa said as she placed a plate of food down on the table before him. She was wearing a maid uniform, but it was more like the kind that girls wore to hand out flyers then anything an actual maid would wear. It was bright yellow, and had a name-tag in the shape of a rabbit on it's short skirt. However uniform aside she was a very competent maid, taking care of most of the housework. She got some help from Itsuwa and Orsola, who didn't have jobs, and Kanzaki on the days she didn't have to work, but still she was the one who worked constantly.

"Thank you Maria." He told her.

"It is my duty to you Master." She told him with a wide smile. "I am after all your personal maid." She gave a bow of deference as she spoke, and he couldn't help but think of what he would do without her. The thought just seemed ridiculous. How could he ever have lived without Kumokawa? Her beautiful smile, her unbending support, her cheerful personality? No he loved her too much to even consider her not being around.

"Ah, Touma can I have some of that food?" Index asked. She had finished the mountain of food in front of her, and judging by Itsuwa's look of confusion some of hers as well.

"No!" He yelled back at her "Index! Why do you just laze around the house all day! It's time for you to take charge of your own destiny! Take an example from Kumokawa and look after yourself!"

"Waah, Why is Touma suddenly so mean!? Besides how am I supposed to compete with a maid!" She yelled back.

"You don't need to compete with her! Look at Itsuwa there! She helps around the house without being a maid! Take an example from this normal human who perseveres through hard work!" He yelled. Itsuwa blushed at his complement as modest as ever.

"No!" Index yelled back."How come Touma doesn't do any housework, but is yelling at me!"

"I go to school!" He yelled back at her. She had hit a sore spot there. He would have loved to help out, but Kumokawa always said that it was absurd for the master to do housework. He tried to argue that he was only her master, not the other girl's, but she wouldn't listen. Since she was the one who organized the housework all he could do was sneak in a bit of cleaning when she wasn't looking. It wasn't nearly as much as he'd like to help.

"I don't care!" She yelled. Her mouth opened to reveal her tiny fangs and he instantly froze on the spot.

"Ah... wait Index! Let's just calmly talk this over!" He yelled, panicked.

"Touma's a hypocrite!" She yelled. The next second she was barreling over the table at him and then biting him.

"Such misfortune!" He yelled.

"Ah, Master!" Kumokawa yelled. She grabbed Index and began pulling.

"Get off, get off!" He yelled. "This Kamijou is very sorry Index! I promise to never question your no good laziness again!"

"You've made it even worse!" She yelled, her voice coming out mumbled because she didn't actually stop biting him to say it.

"Damn it, why is this happening when Kaori isn't here!" He yelled. Kanzaki was the only person in his harem who had the physical body strength to pull Index off Touma whenever she attacked him.

"Touma, you meanie!"

"How can you yell that with no shame while you're attacking me!" Itsuwa and Orsola had now joined Kumokawa in a desperate attempt to pull Index off of him. However Index's jaws were practically made of iron.

"Touma started it!"

"Such Misfortune!"

* X *

Accelerator walked into the living room to be tackled by a flying hug from Last Order. "'Daddy!', yells Misaka as Misaka is excited." She yelled. "'You're up!' yells Misaka as Misaka states the obvious."

"Damn right you shitty brat." He said. Then he lightly chopped her on the head with his hand.

"'Ow!', yells Misaka as Misaka exaggerates the pain for effect!"

"Don't wake us up an hour before we need to be up next time." He told her in a stern voice.

"'But Misaka couldn't get back to sleep', cries Misaka as Misaka attempts to give you 'puppy dog' eyes to get you to forgive her."

Accelerator looked away from her in a desperate attempt to resist her stare. It was no use. He could practically feel the innocence of her stare in his very bones. "Tch," He said. "Just don't do it again!"

"'Okay!', promises Misaka as Misaka is happy having got away from discipline." Last Order said before running a circle around him and then into the living room. "'Daddy are you going to make breakfast now?' inquires Misaka as Misaka points out her hunger."

"Fine," He grumbled at her and walked into the kitchen ignoring her cheer. There he set about making breakfast for four. A person who had known Accelerator back when the Sister's experiment was still going on wouldn't be able to believe their eyes as they watched him now. The former serial killer worked in the kitchen like he was born to it; creating fried eggs, french toast, pancakes, sausages, and bacon with quick precise movements. He was making a breakfast fit for a king with the ease that would make professional cooks jealous.

"Mmmm that smells delicious." A voice said, pulling Accelerator's attention away from the kitchen. It was Musujime Awaki[1], one of his wives. She was wearing her customary outfit; a short uniform skirt, bandages around her breasts, and a jacket that she wore around her like a cape. "Shouldn't the wife be the one whose good at cooking Tou-san[2]?" She teased.

"Shut up." He told her as he turned back to the kitchen. "It's not my fault you have no idea how to cook."

"I'm learning." She said defensively.

He snorted as he thought back to their last lesson. He wasn't sure how but she had managed to set the oven on fire, knock all of the eggs onto the floor, and break half of their appliances in the two minutes he took to go to the bathroom. Then when he ate some of her food in an effort to cheer her up he spent the rest of the night in front of the toilet throwing up. He'd hated her for it at the time, but now it was just a funny memory.

"Oh?" She asked with a mischievous smile."Are you laughing at me?" In one quick motion she teleported the spatula in his hands onto the counter and pinned him against the wall.

For a second all he could think of was the closeness of her, and then the two of them were kissing with a fiery passion. Most married people started kissing when they were in a romantic mood. Accelerator and his wives did that too, they just also started kissing whenever they were fighting. It wasn't the perfect system, but it worked.

"'Ew!' yells Misaka as Misaka is disgusted." Last Order said, interrupting them before it could lead to anything. Which was probably for the best considering they were in the kitchen around still cooking food. With a slight look of embarrassment Accelerator went back to cooking dinner, and Musujime walked over to Last Order.

"Come on," Musujime said as she grabbed Last Order's hand. "Lets go play a game and leave Tou-san to cook." She like Accelerator used a much lighter tone when talking to Last Order then they did to other people.

"'Okay.' says Misaka as Misaka runs to the living room." Last Order said. The two of them retreated to the living room.

For a few precious minutes Accelerator listened to the excited cries of Last Order as she and Musujime played their game. There was nothing a father like to hear more then the sound of his daughter enjoying herself. For a few precious moments he was peacefully content.

Then a spark of electricity shot out at the electric stove, and it turned to full heat. He barely managed to pull the bacon away before it burnt to a crisp. "WORST!" He yelled, not even needing to turn to see who the perpetrator was.

Standing beside him was Misaka WORST, Accelerator's other wife, wearing her usual pink Ao-Dai. "Gyahahahahaha." She laughed at his panicked reaction.

Accelerator just glared at her for a second and turned the stove back down. He made a mental note to make sure that she gets the slightly burned bacon. When WORST finally stopped laughing he said "Get out."

"Ah, Tou-san is so cruel." She sighed. "Not even calling Misaka Kaa-san, are you planning on divorcing Misaka?"

"Shut up." He told her. He turned back to cooking, doing his best to ignore her. Which failed when she walked across the room to stand directly in front of him, in a way that would have made him flinch just by instinct if they hadn't been married for so long.

"Ah, is Tou-san really that mad at Misaka?" She said in a quiet voice. As she spoke she puckered her lips and moved closer and closer to him. "Here Misaka will make it up to you..." By this point he could feel her breath as her lips moved even closer to his. He gave in, and planted one soft kiss on her lips.

Then he felt plastic and jumped backwards as his mouth lit on fire. Or at least felt like it lit on fire anyways. He dived for the sink and spent the next two minutes drinking gallons of water straight out of the faucet. The whole time WORST laughed like she was a evil mastermind from some cheesy movie. "What the hell was that!" He yelled when he finally pulled his head up from the sink.

"Hot sauce." WORST said, as he stripped two pieces of plastic from her lips, which she promptly threw out. "Misaka wrapped some plastic around her lips, then spread advanced Academy City hot sauce onto it. You were so lured into Misaka's body touching you that you didn't even noticed." She said as she threw back her head and laughed some more.

"Kaa-san." He said in a voice that he used to reserve for his enemies.

"Yes?"

"I'm going to kill you."

* X *

"So anyways then super Hamazura slipped on a banana peel and-"

"Don't make fun of me behind my back!" Hamazura yelled as he walked into ITEM's kitchen. Sitting there was Kinuhata Saiai a member of ITEM. Across from her was Fremea Seivelun, the ten year old sister of Frenda Seivelun who had been a member of ITEM until she betrayed them and was killed by Mugino. ITEM had since taken in Fremea to make up for what happened to Frenda.

"Super Hamazura is super easy to make fun of so it can't be helped." Kinuhata said. Fremea was now ignoring them in favor of eating her very sugary cereal.

"Don't say something that makes me seem pathetic so easily!"

"Shiage's good points lie elsewhere." Takitsubou, one of Hamazura's girlfriends said. As always she had a dozed look on her face as she walked over to the table to pour herself a bowl of cereal.

"Whatever." Mugino, Hamazura's other girlfriend, said in a dismissive tone. "Shiage, pour me some cereal."

"Me too." Kinuhata added.

"Why can't you get it yourself!? Also Kinuhata, were you just sitting here waiting for me to come down!?"

"Hamazura isn't super good for anything else, so it can't be helped." Kinuhata quipped.

"Is my life that meaningless!?"

"Yes."

"What did I do to deserve this!?"

"Shiage! Hurry up and pour my cereal!" Mugino yelled.

"The box is clearly right in front of you! It would take longer for me to walk over there then for me to pour it!" He yelled back at her.

In response glared at him. She raised up one of her arms and he saw a little ball of energy appear in it. "Shiage..." She said in a low threatening voice.

"Alright! Don't bring out your level five power which could kill me so easily! Have some restraint!" He yelled as he raised his hands in surrender, and rushed over to her. He poured her cereal with a defeated look on his face, as Fremea laughed at their antics. "Damnit, how long am I going to be treated like a lackey for?" He muttered as he moved on to Kinuhata.

""Forever."" Mugino and Kinuhata said heartlessly.

"My struggling is meaningless!?"

* X *

"Man she really needs to undergo some anger management..." Touma said as he stared at the bite mark that had been left on his arm by Index. He was currently walking to school, and running late thanks to the time it had taken to get Index off of him.

"Does it still hurt?" Itsuwa asked. She was walking with him to school, not because she went there but just because she enjoyed spending the time with him. Not that he was complaining, any extra time he got to spend with any other members of his harem was time well spent.

"No it's fine." He said.

"Are you sure you don't want any bandages Master?" Kumokawa asked from beside him. She had the same idea as Itsuwa had.

"No, she wouldn't bite me hard enough to break the skin." He told her with a smile. "Or at least she hasn't recently..." He muttered under his breath.

"What was that?" Itsuwa asked.

"Nothing." He said hurriedly. There was no point in worrying her over nothing after all. Then for a few seconds nobody said anything and Touma was filled with an odd sense of peace. Walking down the street in the morning, nothing to worry about in the world, two beautiful woman that he loved with a passion walking beside him solely for the pleasure of his company, in fact he couldn't remember a time in his life when he was happier then he was now.

"Ah, did something good happen?" Itsuwa asked beside him. The fact that she had noticed him growing happier when he wasn't even smiling just made him even happier. What had he ever done to deserve the love of a girl like her?

"Are you hiding something Master?" Kumokawa asked beside him. "Not even being able to tell when my Master is happy... my pride as a maid is being damaged." She said. Like always when she spoke of her pride being damaged she said it with a smile. She was firmly believed that pride was a weakness and that damaging it made her stronger.

"I'm just happy to be here." He told them simply.

Itsuwa and Kumokawa both smiled at that, and together the two of them grabbed his arms and held themselves close to him. They walked for a while like that, all three of them thinking how happy they were that their lives had brought them to this point.

When they arrived at the school's gate Itsuwa and Kumokawa stopped, forcing Touma to stop with them.

"Master..." Kumokawa said as she stared into his eyes. She raised her face and puckered up her lips. Touma taking the obvious cue leaned down to kiss her. The kiss was long, deep, and hungry. For a maid Kumokawa was a very aggressive kisser when she wanted to be, which was apparently right now. Touma lost himself in the taste of her lips for a while, until finally the two of them ran out of breath and pulled off of each other to gasp for air.

"Touma..." Itsuwa said when he was done. She was gazing deep into his eyes like Kumokawa had been doing, and he quickly leaned over to kiss her as well. Her kiss was slower than Kumokawa's had been but that didn't mean that it was awkward and unpracticed. It was just more patient and caring, like the kind that happened in fairy tales or in the climactic kisses in kids movies. Her lips were sweet, Touma noted as he did every time the two of them kissed. Again, he ran out of breath and was forced to pull away.

"Have a good day at school Master." Kumokawa told him. "I love you."

"I love you too Touma." Itsuwa added in when she regained her breath.

"I love you too." He told them. "Both of you."

Itsuwa and Kumokawa smiled at that and together turned away to being the walk back home. Touma watched them go with a peaceful smile on his face.

* X *

"'Let's go!' yells Misaka as Misaka is excited!" Last Order yelled.

"Misaka still thinks that she got an uneven supply of burnt bacon." WORST said, ignoring Last Order's cries.

"You burnt it." Accelerator told her with a glare. He was still angry about the hot sauce.

"'Don't ignore Misaka!' yells Misaka as Misaka is anxious to go." Last Order yelled, peeved that she was being ignored.

"Tou-san sure is good at holding a grudge." WORST sighed.

"It was like 20 minutes ago."

"'Grrr,' growls Misaka growls Misaka."

"You're shortening your life by eating all that meat anyways." Musujime told them. She was a staunch vegetarian.

"Misaka's life wouldn't be worth living without meat." WORST responded.

"You're really willing to go that far just for meat?"

"Misaka would-"

"'Please!' yells Misaka as Misaka interrupts the conversation." Last Order yelled, cutting off WORST.

"Alright you shitty brat." Accelerator said. He opened the door and the four of them excited the apartment.

"What kid wants to go to school that badly?" Muttered Musujime.

"'School is fun," says Misaka as Misaka defends herself." Last Order said.

Accelerator tuned out their chatter as they continued down their path to Last Order's school. Accelerator had pulled some strings (read: threatened people) and gotten her enrolled into one of Academy City's most famous and prestigious elementary schools. Of course he had done a few good inspections on the school to make sure that there wasn't anything shifty going on, he didn't want to send Last Order to some school without checking to make sure that none of the teachers were up to anything.

Last Order had adapted to school life with ease, and she was always excited to go to school in the mornings. She had made lots of friends, living the happy everyday life that he had always wanted for her.

Last Order's school came into sight just as her argument with Musujime died down. "'Can I run the rest of the way?' Misaka asks as Misaka wants to rush to school." Last Order said. She was jumping up and down in excitement.

"Fine." Accelerator told her. "Have a good day."

"'You too!' yells Misaka as Misaka starts running to school!" Last Order said as she took off running. Accelerator stayed to watch making sure that she got to the school just in case. Nothing happened, and he hadn't even thought that it was likely something would happen, but he wouldn't be a very good father if he didn't make sure.

When Last Order disappeared through the school doors Accelerator, Musujime, and WORST turned and began walking to their high school. Another reason that Accelerator had picked that school was that it was within walking distance of both the apartment and his school.

Their school was a mere ten minute walk from Last Order's and as they walked WORST brought up the bacon again. It quickly led to the three of them bickering like an old married couple. In the middle Accelerator nearly had to resort to using his powers to stop WORST from kicking his cane away from him. By the time the argument died out the school was in sight and the three of them stepped through the gates. They had made it there with about ten minutes to spare. Accelerator glanced around as they walked into the building and saw a familiar head of black hair in the distance making it's way towards the school, accompanied by two figures. As always Kamijou would arrive almost right before the bell rang.

Accelerator turned and followed his wives into yet another peaceful day at school.

* X *

"Why do I have to come on your shopping trip?" Hamazura asked with a a large sigh. He, the other members of ITEM, and Fremea were currently on their way to a large mall so the girls could shop for clothes.

"To carry everything." Mugino said.

"Me!? Carry everything!? There's four of you!"

"True, but the entire point of you super existing is to be a lackey." Kinuhata said, continuing the mocking from earlier.

"And you Kinuhata, you have super strength, it's more than possible for you to carry your own stuff."

"That's a super large bother though." Kinuhata quipped. Then she let out an exaggerated sigh and said "Who would have thought super Hamazura would be so super cruel?"

"What?"

"Forcing someone as super young as Fremea to carry her own stuff all the way back, Hamazura sure is super cruel."

"No... not... I.." Hamazura struggled for words. "Fine I'll carry Fremea's stuff, but nobody else's!"

"What kind of super boyfriend doesn't even carry any of his girlfriends stuff?" Kinuhata continued, ignoring the last part of his sentence. "So of course you'll be super carrying Mugino and Takitsubou's clothes right."

"Gah... well Takitsubou should only be buying a tracksuit and sweatpants so fine. But I'm definitely not carrying any of your things Kinuhata! You're on your own!"

"And then since already be carrying everything else so you might as well carry all of my stuff too."

"Are you just ignoring everything I say!?"

"Thanks Hamazura."

"Now you're just substituting what you want to hear!" Hamazura yelled at her. Kinuhata ignored him again and just walked down the street humming like she was alone. He gave up on staring at her and decided to try and make her nervous by glaring at her. It didn't work.

With a sigh Hamazura resigned himself to a long day of carrying around clothing for girls. Trying to remain optimistic he thought that he would at least get to see Takitsubou and Mugino trying on new clothes. Lately his life had been like that, no matter what he was doing there was always some sort of upside to it that made him happy he had done it. He guessed that his life was finally looking up.

With that optimistic thought in mind he said "Can we at least get a taxi then?"

"I called for one for the way back." Mugino told him. "I didn't think you could afford to get one to take us there though."

"Oh okay... Wait what do you mean 'you could afford'?" Hamazura asked with a sinking feeling in his stomach.

"We're paying for the clothing so you're paying for the taxi ride back."

"You're dragging me to go shopping and you're making me pay for the ride back?" He asked depressed. He loved Mugino but that didn't stop him from occasionally hating her for pushing him around too much.

"Relax." She said and gave him a lazy smile. "We'll be trying on swimsuits."

Hamazura smiled, all of his anger forgotten.

* X *

Accelerator glanced at the marked math test that he had just been handed back. As always he had gotten a perfect 100%. The connection to the Misaka network might only restore a fraction of his original calculation ability when it wasn't in 'esper mode' but a fraction of his original calculation ability was still far more than most people's, even if it wasn't enough to use his power.

He put it away without a second glance and looked around the classroom for a second. Kamijou was staring at his test with a look of proud disbelief, obviously having done much better than he expected. Musujime and WORST were in the middle of comparing answers, and from the looks of Musujime's gloating expression she had done better. Before he could stand up to talk to one of them the bell lunch bell rang. WORST and Musujime left the classroom to head to the cafeteria, trying to walk and compare their tests at the exact same time.

Accelerator gave a slight shrug and pulled a bento out of his bag. The one advantage to being the one who cooked was that he got to eat fresh food everyday, while WORST and Musujime had to live off of food that they could get from the cafeteria. He made one for Last Order as well of course.

Kamijou, after another minute of staring at his test, grabbed the desk across from Accelerator and pushed it back against Accelerator's desk. He then pulled out a bento from his bag and began eating, "How'd you do on the test?" He asked with a mouthful of rice.

"Perfect." Accelerator said before stuffing a bit of egg into his mouth.

"...Have you ever gotten a question wrong?" Kamijou asked.

"I failed that first math test." Accelerator said. He quickly repressed the memory of WORST's mocking laughter.

"Oh right, the one where you didn't show any of the work, and just wrote down the answers." Kamijou said offhandedly.

"You're the one who told me I only had to show the work if I couldn't do it in my head." Accelerator said indignantly. He had never been in an actual school before, how was he supposed to know that they did tests differently then he had done back in that solitary classroom he had attended for basic knowledge as part of the scientists plans to turn him into a level six?

"...I've heard it before but the fact that you consider advanced calculus equations something that you can do in your head pisses me off." Kamijou said in a dejected tone. "Is this the difference between a level 5 and a level 0? Damnit I already have to get Mikoto to tutor me, do you have any idea how embarrassing it is for a high school student to ask for help from a middle school one?"

"Tou-san!" WORST yelled from across the room. She marched over to him, with Musujime beside her and the two of them pulled up desks on either side of Accelerator. The two of them muttered a quick "thanks for the meal" and dug into their food. WORST had a simple piece of bread, and Musujime had a high class salad.

"Don't yell from across the room idiot." He said after they both had had time to swallow a piece of food.

"Ah Tou-san is such as tsundere." WORST quipped back easily.

"Says the girl who mocks everybody and only starts talking sweetly when we're alone together." Musujime said teasingly.

"At least Misaka isn't an exhibitionist." WORST said and stuck out her tongue.

"Why the hell are you allowed to wear that in a school anyways?" Accelerator asked. He had never thought of that before. Why was a student allowed to come to school in such revealing clothes?

"...What do you mean?" Musujime asked puzzled. The others were staring at him with the same puzzled face. "Why would I not be allowed to come to school in this?"

"I..." Accelerator said. "I... I don't know." What had just come over him? Nothing was out of place here.

"Tou-san is going crazy." WORST said.

"I guess so." Musujime sighed. "I'll look into the mental asylums."

"Are you okay?" Kamijou asked semi-seriously.

"I'm... fine." He muttered. He tuned out the rest of the conversation as lunch went on, trying to think of why he had thought of Musujime's clothing as an issue. He couldn't come up with anything. It was completely normal wasn't it?

* X *

"How does this one look?" Mugino asked as she slowly turned around. She was wearing a pair of skinny jeans that fit her very well, and a green shirt that showed a tiny amount of cleavage.

"Great." Hamazura said although inwardly he was sighing. Watching Mugino try on new pairs of clothing had been enjoyable for a while but it wore thin after the amounts of clothing she was making him carry had grown enough to make him have to struggle to carry them. He was already dreading the walk to whatever store they were going to next.

The worst part of the day had been when he had had to watch the group of girls try on new pairs of shoes. While Takitsubou had just grabbed a new pair of running shoes, claiming that hers had a hole in them, the other girls had spent an hour trying on various different kinds of shoes. Mugino had even tried to get his opinion on which was better, like he knew anything about it. Even Fremea seemed to have found a fascination in shoes. Of course he was the one who had to carry the shoes around the place. Damnit. He thought to himself, I thought girls loving shoes was just a stereotype.

"How does this look Shiage?" Takitsubou asked. For a second Hamazura got his hopes up that something new might happen but then he looked over to see Takitsubou wearing yet another sports jersey. Although this one was at least black instead of her usual pink.

"Yeah... great Rikou." He said without much spirit. So far she had bought three separate new jerseys, the pair of running shoes she was now wearing, and that was it.

"Don't worry about super Hamazura," Kinuhata said from inside her and Fremea's changing room "He's not super smart enough to know what looks good."

"Whatever." He sighed.

"Alright then, I'll take these." Mugino said. Takitsubou nodded her agreement and the two of them returned to their respective changing rooms.

"How do I look Hamazura-nii?" Fremea asked as she exited her and Kinuhata's changing room and charged over to Hamazura. She was wearing a pink skirt that led down to her knees and a matching pink shirt with stars on it.

"Wonderful." He told her, trying his best to sound enthusiastic. He may have pushed it too far.

"Getting more excited about a little girls clothing then your own girlfriends." Kinuhata said. "Hamazura is such a super lolicon."

"I am not a lolicon!" He shouted back at her.

"There's no point in super denying it." Kinuhata told him. "Just wait until I tell Mugino, a yandere like her will be sure to punish you."

"No I'm... gah!?" He yelled. "Just buy the clothes already!" He then shoved them back into their changing room telling them to get changed quickly.

"Huh why were you yelling Shiage?" Takitsubou asked. Suddenly Hamazura imagined what would happen if they heard Kinuhata call him a lolicon. It involved Takitsubou shunning him for the rest of her life, and Mugino trying to kill with with her level five powers again.

"Hey let's go to those swimsuits place!" He yelled in a panic.

"Huh, I wanted to try on a few more things..." Takitsubou said.

"No need!" Hamazura said. He could hear Kinuhata and Fremea finishing getting dressed. "Let's go!" He yelled and began pushing them towards the counter. "We'll meet you in half an hour!" He yelled at Kinuhata and Fremea. Kinuhata would be able to take care of Fremea for that long.

He managed to buy the clothing and get out of the shop before Kinuhata could get to them, and practically shoved the two girls to get the out of sight quickly.

"Shiage if you push me like that again I will kill you." Mugino told him with a glint in her eye. Then almost immediately afterward she softened and said, "Well I really can't blame you for wanting to see my glorious body in a swimsuit."

Hamazura silently thanked God for the luck dodge. Then the three of them entered into the swimsuit shop and Mugino and Takitsubou both grabbed a swimsuit and disappeared into changing rooms.

"How does this look Hamazura?" Mugino asked as she stepped out of the changing room. She was wearing a tiny pure red bikini, which showed off her considerable curves and "assets" very well. Even Hamazura who had already seen her naked many times found it mesmerizing. For a few seconds all he could do was stare at her glorious body.

"I'll take this one." Mugino said with a smirk as she disappeared back into the changing room.

Takitsubou stepped out of her changing room almost right after Mugino stepped back in. She was wearing a very tight, sexy black one piece. The swimsuit showed off the top of her breasts, and he could see from here that there was a hole in the back that stretched to the sides. Hamazura didn't know what to say.

"This one then." Takitsubou said as she disappeared back into her changing room.

Hamazura smiled at how well they knew him, and together the three of them purchased the swimsuits and exited the store. Now he just had to keep them occupied for another twenty minutes and hope that Kinuhata forgot about the lolicon thing in that time.

* X *

Kamijou walked home alone. He wasn't lonely, he just enjoyed the peaceful walk back to his place without any company. It was a nice respite from the rest of his normally hectic life. Not that he was complaining about that, he enjoyed his life very much. Six girls in love with him, doing well in school, what more could any guy ask for?

"How odd, to see someone so dedicated to breaking illusions living a lie." A female voice said from behind him.

"What?" He said and turned around. He got a quick glimpse of a girl in all black clothing, a raised black hood, and long blond hair. Her expression was one of a profound sadness. Then she was gone. "What the hell?" He asked. There was no sign of her anywhere "A teleporter?" He asked himself. What did she mean about living a lie?

* X *

"Please be my master!"

"Huh!?" Kamijou exclaimed. He had been through a lot of weird stuff in his life, fighting magicians, esper, and even recently getting his arm ripped off by a magic god. But in all his years of living he had never had a girl in maid suit (nontraditional though it was) beg him to be her master. "What kind of ero scene is this?" He asked.

"You saved my life, rescued me from that 'separated world', and stopped that girl from destroying sensei's memory! Please let me repay you by serving you for the rest of my life!" Kumokawa yelled at him.

"I can't afford a maid!" Kamijou yelled in disbelief. There was no way this kind of ero-novel scene could be happening to the unfortunate him right? There had to be some kind of catch!

"I'll work for free." She said without hesitation "You've already done enough to pay me so just let me be your 24/7 maid!"

Kamijou pinched himself on the arm just to check if he was dreaming. "Calm down Kamijou." He muttered to himself. "There's no way that this will lead to any ero-scenes, your misfortune will never allow that."

"What was that?" Kumokawa asked.

"Alright!" He yelled with an expression of triumph "This Kamijou isn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth!"

"Yay, thank you Master!" She yelled enthusiastically. Kamijou nearly cried tears of joy at the sound of her calling him "Master". What kind of guy wouldn't love the sound of that? "What would you like me to do Master?" She asked.

"..." Kamijou instantly felt all of his excitement vanish. What was he supposed to do with a maid so far from home? "Um..." He stammered. "Ah! I know! Go back to Academy City, and feed Index." He told her. Then he paused again. That was another thing he had not considered. What would Index say about this?

"Yes Master." She said with a bow. Kamijou instantly stopped caring about what Index would think. This was just far too good to pass up. "Where do you live Master?" She asked. He wrote down the address and with another bow she left to get a plane to Academy City and fulfill his orders.

"I guess my life is finally looking up." He said to himself as he watched her leave. Maybe his misfortune was running out. He'd need it to if he was to have any hope of defeating Orellus.

Authors Note Continued:

Foot Notes:

[1]: I'm keeping Musujime and WORST's names the same even though they are married because we don't know Accelerator's name.

[2]: Japanese married couples call each other "Tou-san and Kaa-san" (husband and wife respectively). Technically the kids use the same thing but I'm just using mommy and daddy to avoid confusion (Accelerator gets called a lolicon enough already)

I hope you enjoyed it.. I'm going to write a quick prologue for my To Aru/Medaka Box fic, and then I'm off for vacation, so don't expect another chapter until September. Thanks for reading, and please review (it feeds my ego).