I'm not a hero. I'm not even a functional human being. I'm just a living doll that does what it pleases without a care in the world. "Oh? Some more pots that need breaking. Is that a treasure chest? Mine now." OC SI. Gamer ability. Shameless. From the makers of Neville the Gamer is a new story of a sociopath stuck in the HP world with the gamer ability. Tada-da-daaa! Crash!

When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.

Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))

A prophecy left unfulfilled, a family torn apart by repercussions of war and one child left to a life of neglect. But there were those not content to allow this to pass. Harry Potter may have been abandoned at the end of the war but he will rise to be more than any could have imagined. Minimal bashing, rated M for violence etc. Harry/Tonks, James/Lily Main plot begins GOF

Critical Role/Harry Potter cross over. Missing child trope. Different planes/different time speeds trope. Set Season 1 Ep: 44 Drunken Tomb of Critical Role and cross over with Goblet of Fire.

After his name came out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry woke to a disturbing reality. The wizarding world only saw him as an expendable pawn, his carefree attitude towards studying left him struggling to survive, and he had never truly appreciated the one, constant companion at his side—Hermione Granger. It was high time for change. Gradual Grey!HHR.

Voldemort intended to kill the whole Potter family, but something unexpected happened. Now, the Dark Lord must face the result of a severely twisted Prophecy as well as a very old... thing. What history can Harry have after this? What history can he make?

A promise made before the fateful night changed the future of Harry Potter-Black. Now on his fourth year, he has to face the Triwizard Tournament, his failing friendships, and live up to his ancestors. All of this while dealing with an increasing attraction to a French flower. WARNING! Heavy BDSM elements.

A small change in Harry's battle with the Basilisk had him slowly absorbing Voldemort's memories from the Horcrux in his scar. Follow Harry as he makes preparations to leave the Wizarding world behind for good and embark on a long and exciting journey into the unknown. Little does Harry expect to be launched into a world of false gods and spaceships. Smart/Powerful/Grey Harry.

The Multiverse is vast, full of innumerable wonders and horrors. Anything and everything is possible in its myriad realities. So it's just Harry's luck when he practically trips into it. Now watch him grow, along with the family he creates along the way, into something... Infinite, and Unbound.

The story of a radiant beauty, her true love, and their journey back to one another against all obstacles.

It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.

Harry's friends laughed in his face when he said he didn't put his name in the Goblet. Now he has to go through the whole tournament on his own...or does he? Harry/Daphne and eventually Hermione/OC. The OC will be featured quite a bit. Rated Mature for language and violence. Part 1 in The Serpent and Her Lion Trilogy

From the minute Lily Potter heard of the Dark Lord Voldemort interest in her son, Lily Potter worked tirelessly to find a way to prevent the loss of her son. In her research she found a ritual to unlock the power of the soul. The ritual, however, came at a forlorn price. That being the loss of her own soul and would forever change her only child's life. H/Hr/BB/YXL/PYR

Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?

When Abathur, Evolution Master of the Swarm, is cornered by Terran forces, he believes he is about to die. Across the galaxy, a last ditch summoning ritual tries to find something that could fight Voldemort. Neither of these events go as expected. Now Abathur, trapped in the body of a Terran, must rebuild the swarm on his own, and attempt to avoid getting killed in the process.

After making amends in the afterlife, Dahlia Potter, Snape, and Dumbledore get kicked back to the realm of the living by Death. Only problem is, it's 1991 again. Dumbledore is now a genuinely cheerful old man who's a bit mental, Dahlia's a sneaky little shit who's obviously too cute to be any trouble, and Snape wonders what he did to deserve this. Fem!Harry,time travel,crack,slash.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

After the end of the war, Harry has a meeting in Gringotts that changes his life. Given a unique opportunity to rebuild the world, he takes it upon himself to restore what was once lost to the wizarding world, while falling for a charming witch at the same time.

The loss of someone closest to Harry shows why the Hogwarts motto is apropos. He now has two missions in life, missions which would make any dragon proud; fierce care of what means the most to him and revenge against those who would do him or his harm. See how he handles the burdens of the end of 6th Year and The Hunt with these new mantras. HP/HG, NL/LL

What if Hagrid took Harry away that terrible night his parents died? What if Hagrid wasn't as simple as everyone thought he was? REMEMBER THIS IS AU...a mix of canon, movie and books plus pure fantasy. Due to a time error I had to rewrite Chapter 47, made small editing changes to Chapters 48-51, and am writing Chapter 52. Will post soon.

Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.

What happens when you get a nerd and throw him heads over heels into his favorite universe? You get something dangerous. This is the story of Alan Warren. Have fun! (S.I. Warning) ON HIATUS

Sunnydale is a magical place and has been so since long before Buffy was born. Willow's attempts to encourage Xander and Jesse to read when they are ten leads to worlds of adventure.

Harry Potter simply wanted to take a break from being everyone's hero. Who'd have thought that being kidnapped by Jaffa out of some lousy Diner would do the trick? Poor SG1. They have no idea how far down the rabbit hole goes. Harry Potter/Stargate Crossover, eventual AU (COMPLETE, if you can believe it!)

He'd slumbered in Hoth's cold embrace for millennia before being exhumed by the Alliance. Could he help them defeat the Empire? A HP SW crossover(obviously)

Alexander Osborn wants to survive. When there are the likes of Galactus and Thanos in the universe, that may be easier said than done. This is how he survives, and it's going to be a bumpy ride. (WARNING: THIS IS A REWRITE OF MY STORY 'THE GOBLIN' AND WILL INCLUDE ENDGAME SPOILERS) TEMP Hiatus! Workin on other fics and IRL stuff. ON HAITUS

Harry received some useful advice before the third task. The butterfly effect will be going full-speed. Not everyone is happy with the changes. Enjoy

Harry felt the need to start over after the wizarding world took that final step off the ledge to insanity. What better place to begin fresh than a new galaxy where he would be the only magical?

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Harry Potter, a superhero, and a supervillain walk into a bar. Things escalate a bit from there. Specifically, into my answer to the Blood Brandy Vegas Challenge, which will forcefully introduce Harry to the DC Universe just when a number of sidekicks and younger heroes are getting a little antsy with the current status quo. Things are gonna get crazy. Harry/Multi. AU Harry.

Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT

Instead of attending Hogwarts, Harry Potter was taken as an apprentice by a druid who taught him a more archaic form of magic. Now fully trained in the mystic arts of water and wood, he comes out of isolation to rejoin magical society and wage guerrilla warfare against Voldemort through ritual magic and alliances with the fae creatures of ancient Britain.

After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry

I died primarily due to the idiocy of others, then I was reborn as Bellatrix Alya Black, and while I was more than a bit perplexed to awaken in a new life as a fictional character, I was by no means adverse to living it up to the hilt. So I was the baddest bitch witch this side of the world had seen in centuries with family, station, and wealth all in my favor? Hehehe... Awesome.

Lucifer's returned to Hell, and Trixie isn't happy about that. Mommy doesn't need to worry though, because she and Maze have a plan to fix things. Post Season 4 Fix-It.

When you're a Black, you're a Black and nobody gets to hold all the cards except you. Not a Dark Lord with a grudge, not a Headmaster with a prophecy and certainly not the world's most influential Mafia Family... Dorea is as much a Black as a Potter and she is not about to let anybody walk over her! A Fem!Harry story. Slow Build.

Blowing up his Aunt Marge had been very satisfying at the time and when he left the Dursleys, Harry had no intention of ever returning. A meeting with a dog escalates into a lot of trouble for a lot of people. Not everyone can overcome their fear to act with courage.

Two alcoholic men decide to jump through the Veil. This takes them back to August 1st, 1993. They don't have much to lose, anyway - the only thing left to do is to go around and piss everyone off, true Marauder fashion. So they do exactly that.

Harry is struck with the killing curse and wakes up the day of the Last Task. This story will be the Order of The Phoenix if Harry had been a bit wiser and Luna a more present character. No time Paradox and no godmoding. Slow build up. Also, the tanslation in French is available by Eohwel.

It had been one night and Draco Malfoy had gone out of his way to make sure she didn't expect it to be any more than that. Still, she probably should have told him about their daughter. DRAMIONE. (Plus drabbles of their child.)

Years ago a mistake was made. Now years later the consequences of that mistake are being brought into to light. A mistake that has the potential to destroy Harry's life as he knows it. His parents aren't who they thought they were, and he's left facing a truth about himself that leaves him uncertain about his future.

Anakin gets himself some professional help...

Harry Potter is distraught at the loss of his Godfather and with a little understanding from a blonde friend of his runs though the Veil after him. In Doing so he becomes so lost...but will he find his way home again? What will he discover while gone? If he does return home will he ever be the same? HP/LL ALL CHAPTERS NOW BETA'D... with CH 1-6 reedited for easier reading.

Faith agreed to a single meeting with the Director of SHIELD. What she got was far more than she expected or could have ever dreamed. (Sequel to The Super Soldier and the Slayer)

After his third year Harry Potter expected a quiet and short summer at his relatives. What he got, turned his world on its head. Now it was just a question of what he's going to do about it? And where would this suddenly twisted path lead?

When Harry saves Hermione's life they end up in a different world and in the middle of another magical war - but at least they have each other.

Harry Potter was never raised by the Dursleys. Instead, he was raised under the watchful eye and tutelage of his mother's half-sister, Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel. When Harry finally returns to Wizarding world, he isn't quite what everyone is expecting.; AU; Dark Harry, Hermione, Luna, The Joker, Harley

He's scared, wanting desperately to find a safe place and voila, Harry Potter escapes to New York at the age of nine. Welcomed into a wonderful magical community of his own, he grows away from the dangers of the wizarding world until he has an accidental encounter with a French witch and then a bushy haired witch. He masters the master manipulator and comes into his own.

Harry kills Voldy at the ministry. Dumbles pulls his manipulation and Harry reacts. This is a Dumbledore and Molly bashing. This is a one shot around 17.4k Enjoy

After the Tri-Wizard tournament. Harry is alone, abandoned by his friend during the 4th year and his Godfather and Remus afterwards. Then one morning 2 weeks later he receives a letter. A letter written by his mother and his life changes. (Dumbles, Molly, Ginny and Hermione bashing)

Anakin Skywalker was dead, he was Darth Vader now, and he would fulfill his Master's orders in order to save Padme...except he was stopped before the Jedi Temple by his best friend, Iris Potter. Unfortunately it looked like she was ready to have some fun, her lightsabers golden glow dimly reflecting off her lightning bolt shaped scar. This wasn't going to end well.

An accident leaves Lex and Superman both immortal and undying. Written in stream of consciousness

He is the national man of mystery, working in a department of crazed people with stupid nicknames. Follow Agent Holly Wood(say those two words dirty in your head) through a day in the life of a DOM operative. Small Avatar the Last Air Bender Crossover.(One shot)

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

What if Remus was not... quite... as fast as he needed to be to catch Harry before he tried to get to Sirius in front of the Veil of Death. And what if the Veil was not what the magicals believed it to be? Oops! AU HP/LL Bash!AD/RW/GW (as my usual).

Harry tried to remember the reason why he was sitting, apparently waiting his turn, at the longest line he had ever seen. The long headcount behind him made him realize something was amiss. Then he heard it, "Not you again!" The death angel yelled. "Oh, gods, please have mercy, I'm going to lose my job, Potter, this is the seventh time!" A fic for Reptilia28's reaper challenge.

We will magic you!

Sacrificing yourself for others is always a noble act and such an act deserves a reward... but all that glitters is not gold. However, if you're clever enough you may still find some value in it. Xander takes his 'reward' and turns the universe on its head once more thanks to an old Indian parable.

In which Voldemort in all his arrogance forgets why the eldest Potters are feared by all of the old blood, and in doing so, unleashes the full force of their family against him sending Wizarding Britain aflame. Now enjoy watching Lord Charlus and Lady Dorea Potter lead Harry, Sirius, and company into one hell of a ride complemented with Marauder level hijinks.

He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.

After Voldemort's defeat, a new Marriage Law is put forth to increase the population. Harry expresses his extreme dismay with this development. ONE SHOT

The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to be an adult, he could deal with this what he had issues with were the other contracts that this made valid. Powerful Harry just very reluctant. Rate M just because some jokes can degenerate very fast.

A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Some bashing, but not stupidly so. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Harry's a bit of an ass.

The Founders found a way of putting powerful safeguards into their bloodlines. Now, as Harry faces off against the shade of Tom Riddle and the basilisk inside the Chamber of Secrets, the Sorting Hat causes one of those safeguards to activate. The result means Harry Potter is now Salazar Slytherin and the most misunderstood Founder is the Boy-Who-Lived.

Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. Bashing of some characters at first, but it gets better. A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre. More inside...

Xander Harris' dating problems take a turn for the weird, as is the norm when you attend a high school perched on the mouth of Hell. But you know what they say, if you can't be lucky at love, be lucky at cards.

This is NOT a nice story. It springs from my observation that Harry could easily have gone dark due to Dumbles manipulations. This story explores how bad it could get. It's M for a reason people. It's slightly inspired by Isaac Asimov's story Nightfall from which I plagiarised for the last couple of sentences. Super-Powerful Dark Sociopathic Harry.

Xander gets pulled into a war he didn't ask to fight and finds his strength. No knowledge of crossover needed.

Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)

After the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Hermione finds herself with her back against the wall and a decision to make that could change everything. AU; Continued in sequel: The Falling: Darkness Rising.

A Harry Potter who has lost everything forces Voldemort's hand. One shot.

A story about Tom Riddle's diary eating an [SI] of sorts.

This is a story about a smart Lily like they say she was. She has a plan and follows it. (Character death.) Its AU. Paring is none from the books. This is a small story, 5 chapters

AU. Anakin Skywalker is captured and sold into slavery to Darth Sidious at the tender age of nine. Padmé Amidala, Queen of Naboo, faces the horrors of the Trade Federation's invasion without the help of the Galactic Senate. Both become warped by their experiences; hardened, vicious, cunning. But then they meet their match… in one another. And it changes the Republic for all time.

Sequel to Broken Chains. Every choice has a consequence. Every action has a price. Their financial empire lost, their allies turned against them for crimes they actually did commit, Harry, Hermione and Luna are exiled from Earth. The Goa'uld have no idea what is about to hit them, because the stars alone know how far they will go.

My answer to Proud Mudblood's challenge: it started with a kiss: a new Harry emerges and a seemingly impossible destiny is set in motion; with Hermione at his side, however, Harry feels he can do anything: can he? Grey-Super-Harmony

He was a practical joker with messy black hair. She was a talented woman with bright red hair. It turned out that they both had green eyes. Their daughter, when she came, was untouchable for more reasons than one. Loki-is-James, Natasha-is-Lily, Rogue-is-Fem!Harry. Don't own. Complete.

Harry Potter accidentally disappeared to another place and time the night his godfather fell through the veil. Voldemort has taken over and Harry is needed now more than ever to fight the growing evil. The only trouble is that Harry Potter is no longer a teenage wizard, but a full grown territorial marshal who uses weapons of a simpler, harsher time period, somewhere- west of here.

Earth died, muggles and magicals had warred and damned themselves into oblivion. The only survivor was the less than sane Harry Potter. Eventually he stumbles upon the Veil of Death, on a whim he decides to walk through and soon awakens in his cupboard under the stairs as one Harriet Potter. The Marauders shall ride again, led by a not quite all there witch. (Black Family revival)

Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Some character bashing. No Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Harry can't date until Voldemort is defeated. Harry/Luna. COMPLETE

The Sorting Hat felt bored. The last generations of witches and wizards have been dreadfully dull. Perhaps this year he will have some more exciting subjects to sort...oneshot

Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.

Harry gets tired of the magical world after he killed Voldemort. Mobbed when he goes out by the people in the Alley and Hogsmead. Molly constantly yelling at him to marry Ginny and her trying to run his life. The ministry telling him he is A going back to Hogwarts for his seventh year or B joining the Aurors to help hunt down the rest of the death eaters. So he forms a plan.

Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.

If you know who to ask, then 'anything' really is possible, provided you're willing to pay equal to the value of your desire. Lily will do anything to protect her baby. Rumplestiltskin is rather fond of that word. Rumbelle later, and other pairings. Don't own. Complete!

There's a bigger world out there for Harry than he'd ever dreamed of, if only he can untangle the web that ties him to planet earth first.

During Christmas at Grimmauld Place, Harry and Ginny realize they can help each other overcome the memories of their past. Watching them, Sirius finds the courage to forgive himself for his past mistakes and start living again. Umbridge, however has other plans. She expels the couple, starting them on a very perilous journey. *Mentions of child abuse and alcohol/substance use*

One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.

Jack O'Neill? Jon O'Neill? Who is he and what will he become? Follows Jon O'Neill as he becomes his own person. I've always felt sorry for Jon - he is Jack, and he has to leave everyone and everything he ever knew. How does a person get past that? Jon must become his own person in the world, but what will he become? Rated T for some moderate language for now.

A take on Ell Roche's "Pure-blood Culture": Lady Astoria Greengrass has waited long enough, her father's offer of betrothal neither accepted nor refused by Lord Potter. It is time to discover why.

One kiss under the mistletoe changes everything for Harry and Luna. (Part 1)

The Tri Wizard, The dementors, Voldemort and now expelled or a trial. Harry has had enough. Some peoples plans are not going to survive this.

It's Rick and Morty, but with Dumbledore and Harry. Starting in Harry's fifth year, the real Dumbledore appears after several years of being away. Now Harry, already swamped with classes, a resurgent Voldemort, puberty, and a denying Ministry, needs to deal with a definitely insane and probable sociopathic Dumbledore. Will anything ever be the same again?

Voldemort learns that entering the mind of a teenage wizard might have certain drawbacks. One shot.

Doomed planet. Desperate scientists. Last hope. Prophecy. New family. New fate. The Last Mage of Krypton arises. (Sequel up - Rising From The Shadows)

My first attempt at writing. When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore gives him a choice. Either participate in the tournament or lose his magic and leave Hogwarts. The Headmaster would never have guessed that Harry would lash out angrily and choose the latter. Minor Ron and Dumbledore bashing at the start. Wizarding War on a quicker timescale than in canon.

Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.

Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.

Long ago, Harry Potter was sold by his uncle to the Umbrella Corporation. But when the Goblet of Fire picks the champions for the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry, now Henry Ashford, is summoned to Hogwarts, out of the stasis tank he had been in. And so too has his mother. Alexia Ashford decides to use the Tri-Wizard Tournament to test the power of T-Veronica...and her own magic...

They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.

The first task of the Triwizard Tournament, but with different dragons.

From June to July 2012 the talented Heather Sinclair produced a wonderful story 'Death's Knight' a crossover of Harry Potter and the New 52 Heroes. Available here: /s/8187641/1/Death-s-Knight. Heather's story ran out of steam, but she gave me permission to adopt it. Where her's started 5 years after the end of the world, mine starts about 20 minutes before.

Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!

Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.

When the SGC reaches the end of the rope, the only thing left to do is make more rope. Alternate Universe, non-canon characters.

Daphne Greengrass, Harem Mistress, is quite perturbed with Umbridge ruining her plans. Now Harry's run off to the Ministry without her. What is a Harem Mistress supposed to do but to go retrieve her future boyfriend? If she happens to kill Voldemort along the way then so be it.

Harry Potter being the Master of Death would obviously live long enough to see the human race reach the stars.

Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic

It is the summer before fifth year and Harry has had enough One shot

It's fifth year, Lillith Potter is already annoyed with Umbridge still being amongst the living and having to study for her OWLs when she receives a letter from the Ministry. She is required, by law, to marry a significantly older wizard to 'Preserve Her Bloodline' in a heavy handed attempt to control her future. More the fools are they. Dark Humor One-Shot.

The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.

Just after being selected by the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter discovers a book that will change his life. Fusion with The Gamer manhwa.

Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...

A fast paced adventure, where a betrayed Harry and Hermione stumble across an old fortress. Who built it? What secrets will it hold? Will they find the answers they need to ending this war? Can they use the castle as a sanctuary? Will Harry finally become the Dark Lord's equal? What's up with the ghost? Follows canon up to Ron's leaving; AU from there. Powerful Harry.

Harry and the dragons fight to find their place and gain acceptance amidst growing international tensions. Not all is well and good as the Weyrs threaten established powers and offer new opportunities. Follow Harry and the dragons as they try to navigate increasingly turbulent waters of international politics, terrorism and intrigue. On indefinite hiatus.

During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.

Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.

Humanity makes an earlier first contact, and with a different race. Thus, the history is changed.

Victor Von Doom has a secret that Sue Storm is about to discover. One-Shot. COMPLETE. M for mentions of Adult Content. FemDoom, FemHarry, FemSlash. Doom IS FemHarry. Put in this category because this is the Sue Storm I'm picturing in the story, though not the universe. Hope you Enjoy.

Harry's relatives died in a car crash. Dumbledore, who wanted to keep Harry safe and out of the Wizarding World, decided to take Harry to America. There, Harry is put under the care of S.H.I.E.L.D. Harry meets and trains with Natalia and Clint under the watchful eye of Phil Coulson. The Americans aren't sure what to make of the boy who refuses to speak. AU. No pairings.

An AU kicking off mostly from where Hagrid picks up Harry, though he's very AU. Some OC, but mostly just independent Harry. No pairings. Rating for some languageish things. Writing is complete, but will add one chapter a week, when I remember to (only 5 or 6 long, can't remember which).

The real story of how Moody got his magical eye. ONESHOT

Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.

Ron pops the question in front of the whole Weasley family. Only things don't go quite the way he expected. UPDATE: Excitingly, a Russian translation is now available. See my profile for link!

Right before Sirius flies away in PoA, he convinces Harry to join him. Watch as they go to find the Lost City of Z and build a magical utopia. Will Sirius be the father figure Harry needs? And where did the centaurs come from? Slight bashing of some characters.

When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

James Bond and his son, Harry face the most powerful force James has ever conceived, the secrets of the Second World. I now have a Beta, the amazing pazed!

Harry Potter has nothing left but to contemplate the emptiness of his universe. Standing over the corpse of his defeated foe he realizes that he has lost already. But something changes, and he discovers there may be more to the universe than he dares hope

(Not my best description) Lex learns Clark's secret from Lana and destroys his life. On the run Clark makes a new set of friends after investigating a car accident.

On day a package was delivered to the Slayer house for Xander and one of the girls open it… And that was a bad thing.

Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

When Harry landed in the Graveyard his on the spot action changed many things, he's not going to lie down and let the world walk all over him, he's going to take on the dark and do it in true Marauder style! This is my 'Graveyard' fics put in to one story!

Sometimes it gets to the point where you have to stand up for yourself and take charge of your life. Even at the cost of everything else. Time Turner abuse. Crack. Banter. OCs. Plotting. Teenage Dark Lords. Who knew being bad felt so good? Disclaimer: This is a FANFICTION.

Vampire Hybrid Harry travels back in time from 2035 to 1987 to fix the past with No magic just military training. parings are H/Hr & older H/Minerva. molly, Ginny & Albus bashing. ADOPTED by Varan Nightshade

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

OoTP. Harry, Ron and Hermione realize that they're going to have to save their own lives - because no one else will. Turning to their own war plans, they create an inner circle and begin recruiting assassin, spies, ticking time bombs. A group of rag tag students will become an army. Can this give Harry the opening to defeat the Dark Lord? Inspired by Red Dawn.

This is an AU/Fantasy and a bit funny story. It includes a super powered Harry. It does not follow canon. It includes some bashing of my less than favorite canon characters. HP/HG/SB UPDATED: 10/14/14

Regulus Arcturus Black dies a tragic death in a cave, trying to stop Voldemort. The Fates decide he deserves another chance for his heroic efforts. He is reincarnated, as Harry Potter. Now armed with the memories of his past life and mistakes he sets out to stop Voldemort and change the Wizarding World. Prompt by savya398

Sequel to The Sentinel: Episode 1 The Phantom's Shadow. 1 day in Arda, 33 days in the Star Wars verse what could the Sith do when Harry's not around? What can the Jedi Do to stop him? What will Harry do when he gets back? T for langue and Violence. Now Beta'ed thru chapter 13

There are some things that a group of super-heroes should be smart enough not to do... but aren't. And hence they learn the hard way...Third chapter now up! (Spoilers for Age of Ultron! Consider yourself warned!)

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

Challenge from NHunter. A normal day of playing for Naruto turns wrong when he falls into an ancient temple, one containing the last of an ancient material, and the remains of the Messiah. 'crystal' bloodline Naruto, darker Naruto, Kane as a 'big brother'. Harem fic.

When Voldemort gave Harry that scar he gave him two other things; a part of his soul and a friend. The last remnant of Tom Riddle's humanity mentors Harry. (1st year complete, now on hiatus until inspiration for second year strikes)

Following his years at Hogwarts, Harry wonders whether those with Parseltongue were driven insane by the ability, after all, he never heard of someone with it who wasn't a Dark Lord? Harry grows worried about his past and Hermione can't prove that he's fine, so they go looking for answers. one shot A weird idea I got when researching serpent and dragon myths.

The rest of the universe had written them off as a collection of misfits and losers, but the fate of the Inner Sphere may just be in their hands… I hope they washed them first...

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

Buffy uses certain knowledge she learned about what will happen Halloween to her advantage as a hidden secret is about to rise up on the hellmouth. YAHF

What if the prophecy wasn't as literal as Dumbledore assumed? Sometimes, sleep deprivation can be helpful. Set post fifth year, a bit (very) OOC. Just some silliness my own sleep dep caused.

Eleven-year-old Harry, a self-taught scientist – because really, what else was he going to do in that cupboard all day? Imitate farting noises? – comes to the conclusion that Magic is the ability to manipulate atoms. What happens when he takes it to the next level? One-shot, no pairings, not Genius!Harry. Also, this is not to be taken seriously. At all.

A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.

"Haven't you wondered if there's more to the world then a backwards, prejudiced society?" When Harry asks Astoria Greengrass this question in a fit of temper after he's forced to compete in the tournament, he wasn't expecting her answer - or that he'd go along with her decision to run away with him and see the world. Can two different people find happiness? HarryxAstoria

The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

YAHF, I think just about everybody who Loves BTVS fic has to write a Halloween fic that starts out, 'a small alteration to Xander's costume has unexpected consequences...' This one is mine. Xander not wanting to be unarmed after dark causes him to grab a gladius from the weapons cage in the library while Giles is out.

A young man gains the power of the collective, in the form of replicator nanites and protoss style technology. Inspired by East Bridge. i'm reworking the idea on this one because it deserves a chance to shine.

The somewhat realistic and humorous story of Harry Potter, if he grew up watching a little too much Star Wars. - This takes place in the real world, where Harry is inspired by Star Wars to learn magic and discover the wizarding world in new and interesting ways. Canon secrets are revealed and hints are hidden throughout the story to discover what is really happening at Hogwarts.

There are some things that SHIELD's agents really shouldn't do… as Coulson's team learns the hard way.

Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.

After believing that Harry Potter died in a house fire at the age of ten, the Wizarding world is shocked when he emerges, out of the blue, just in time to attend his seventh year at Hogwarts. They're even more shocked when he's Sorted into Slytherin.

During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.

In which Voldemort is NOT an idiot, and so the world burns. One-shot.

Steve Rogers is offered the choice between the red pill and the blue pill.

What if Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban for killing Cedric Diggory? What if a Hufflepuff questioned his conviction?

Beginning of summer, Harry is getting over happenings in 5thyr when he is kidnapped and a door of opportunity opens... reviews welcome! COMPLETE! - 09/12 I'm aware of a few chapter loading issues - will be trying to fix when i can!

After the war Hermione decides that she need to start her own life, completely isolated from the people who cares for her. Inviting Harry over to tell him, he doesnt take the news as well as as she hoped and storms off. That was the last time that she saw him, until 5 years later when she returns to her roots and finds that nothing is the same as it was before she left.

During the final battle, Harry gets thrown into a new universe, landing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D. This should take place in about "season 4" of ST:TNG, but I'm not going to be strict about the timeline, using things and events as needed.

They had no use for his skills as a shadow assassin, but maybe the next word would. He was a weapon, a blade to be used against the dark, nothing more and nothing less. Super powered, and skilled Harry Potter in the Star Wars universe. T for language and violence. beta'ed by Mad about the Boro

Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.

Xander is kidnapped by The Initiative and experimented on with demon DNA, altering his mind. He escapes and realizes that his friends all think that he's dead. To protect them he flees Sunnydale, now he needs to find a way to return and help his friends without letting them or the Initiative know that he's alive. With some help from his new abilities and a new friend, he...

Natasha was an assassin by trade. A woman who had nothing and no one to tie her down, not even her family. Then she stumbles upon a child all alone in the night and adopts him without a second thought. Her son, Adrian, is more than human, he's the product of an experiment that Odin himself has forbidden. Can Adrian change his mind or will he have all of Asgard to avoid?

Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.

Some investigations in the true performance of his classmates starts Harry on a different path. After all, he was really curious what reason his best female friend could have to try so hard to make people believe that she was the smartest witch. No pairings

Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year

Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.

Being pulled from his home, friends and family Xander Harris returns to Sunnydale two years later to a changed world.

Harry ends up dying a few to many times. After exchanging words with his reaper, the Destiny Repair office sends him back to age seven. Dave in Destiny Repair sees this as an opportunity to affect events beyond the Magic Britain and directs him to an Alteran Repository. Harry will take out his enemies on earth before heading to the stars.

War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?

Year 7 sequel to Follow the Phoenix. Harry & Albus have made Horcrux hunting a family sport. Add a secret plan to elope, Voldemort's obsession with taking Harry alive, and Snape deciding to 'be nice', and it promises to be an interesting year. H/G

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

(AU) ON HIATUS - As any parent will tell you, there is nothing they would not do for their child. Running from the sinister world that is Wizarding England, Lily Potter nee Evans has only one person she can trust to protect her son: His father. A very different Harry grows up with his genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist father.

"I do wonder how the magicals of Britain will react when they discover that the 'Boy-Who-Lived' is now the 'Wolf-That-Loves'." Hermione and Harry become werewolves with some surprising results. So surprising, in fact, that their world turns on its head. Takes place sixth year. Harry/Hermione, AU. I find this story hard to give a summary for...

Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry

Harry Potter gets interested in Star Wars and after a small piece of accidental magic starts to believe he is force sensitive and his magic powers develop accordingly. Deviates from canon quickly and without apology. Multi-year story. First year is posted. Second year, and Luna's first appearance, will follow when it's finished. Currently only Star Wars fiction influenced.

Post Skyfall. Avengers remix. Loki never fell off the Bifröst – he was put on Midgard with his powers bound. As a member of a counterintelligence agency, he tries to save the Earth. 00Q on crack. Epic QxTony bromance.

Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.

Harry and Albus end up at the outskirts of Tristram where they overhear three unlikely heroes arguing. When Harry joins one of them into the depths of the monastery, he experiences more than he bargained for. - Set at the end of fifth year; Harry/Rogue

Instead of ending back up in his body, Harry is shunted to the other side of the universe in a different time altogether. He is no longer on earth, in fact he has no clue of where he is exactly. The only thing he understand is that he is in a video game like world, will Harry Survive such a world? Extremely aewsome story, won't regret it, try it! No slash, ever!

Alone, bar two new allies, and he is in deep trouble. Harry must survive the Tri-Wizard tournament and whoever has put his name in the cup.

Harry decides he needs more time for his training. - Set at the start of sixth year

Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.

The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU

Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.

After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)

Plot holes. Some are only tiny; but others challenge the Grand Canyon. What does Harry do about the Tr-Wizard Tournament if he decides to think outside the box? And not about winning, but just surviving?

In an effort to escape the post-war wizarding world, Luna offers to take Harry far away using a family spell. The problem is... no one has ever returned or knows what's there.

One Shot. Daniel has a conversation and history lesson with a former ascended.

Minor events can have repercussions far beyond their size and importance. When one of these minor events occurs to a ten year-old Harry Potter he finds his world turned upside-down and it starts him down a very different path than the one he expected to follow.

There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.

Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror

The Goa'uld threat is spreading rapidly, feeling a bit outgunned, SGC starts looking to increase it defenses from home. The Initiative is willing to drop a name for a price but what happens when it is Sam's sister?

Hermione asks a question in History of Magic and gets an answer she never expected.

Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW

"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.

When Harry saw his godfather fall toward the Veil of Death in the department of Mysteries, he tried to push all his magic to reach Sirius in time before his demise, but life's never fair with Harry Potter, or is it? Harry in Star Wars universe. Force user Harry. Harry/Padmé. (AN/9 July 2016 : : I'm still alive guys but very busy, updates are coming, I promise)

Harry gets shuffled into Slytherin, and yeah, it's not his first choice, or his choice ever, but he's always been good at making a crappy situation into amazingness. Everyone in Hogwarts seems to expect a little four eyed push over…heh, they are NOT correct.

The beliefs and traditions of the wizarding world might not follow the logic of those found in various muggle societies around the world but that does not mean that they should be tossed side in order to conform to one person's ideals. Crack!Fic Pairing: HP/HG with a twist. COMPLETE

James sacrificed himself to save his wife and son. Sirius took them into hiding and trained Harry the Marauders way. Neville became the BWL. That doesn't mean that he's the Chosen One. This is a AU story. Harry/Ginny MA Rating

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

Harry gets roped into operating a Kissing Booth for an old school teacher on his 14th birthday. Follow the innocence and the fall of the dark lord in this little tale of how an innocent wish brings change to the world of magic.

Harry is betrayed at the final battle and is forced to flee England and rebuild his life anonymously anew.Prophesy has a way of interferring and dragging him back to face his destiny,that doesn't mean he has to like it or cooperate with the powers that be

One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!

The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.

AU & OC. Never having set foot at the Dursley's or Hogwarts, Harry Potter is quite the accomplished thief. Taking to acquiring anything he can get his fingers on, Harry aims to acquire Voldemort's base of power right from underneath him.

Harry won the war! So, why is he sitting all alone at Grimmauld Place while everyone else is off celebrating, or planning his life? Well, maybe it's time our hero took a little vacation and enjoyed the lost summer.

Rogue was said to have the potential for limitless power, not that anyone ever told her that. Of course, not being told has never stopped Rogue from finding things out. Don't own, will include death of some characters from the series, complete.

During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.

The final installment in the Eight Shades Series. Spoilers for all prior story's inside. Independent, Highly skilled but not god like Harry, Timetravel. Harry finds himself once again 15, with all the memories from all Seven of his prior Shades.

AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?

YAHF! The Scoobies dress as popular comic book characters, but popular characters are always subject to personal interpretations...

Forged in the fires of destiny and tempered by betrayal and greed. Harry's been forcibly returned to England to complete a job he's already completed once before. What happens when you loose a weapon that you can't control? HP and eventually HP/GW

AU Oneshot. At the end of third year a bout of accidental magic has unexpected consequences. A bit of Dumbledore bashing, and one character death but very clean.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.

Any suffienctly advanced science would be thought of as magic"-Arthur C. Clark. "We are being present at the birth of the Superman!"-Frederick Nietzche. AU/OC.

Voldemort arrives in Godric's Hollow to a huge surprise...

Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.

Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson

Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.

Crossover with Highlander. In Moebius Part 2, we learn that everyone but Daniel had been killed in an uprising against Ra. What if Daniel had been killed, too? Only Daniel woke up…Immortal.

It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!

HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...

When Harry Potter was hit with the killing curse that Halloween something different happened. A piece of him was split in two and with a magical explosion disappeared in the realms of time. In 1328 a baby is found in front of the Flamel house in France...

Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?

Harry finds something in his great grandfathers notes that might help him defeat Voldemort. But to learn how, he has to leave Britain and his friends.

All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

BtVSHP: Willow's little rampage, and Xander's actions do not go unnoticed at Hogwarts. Sound vaguely familiar? Don't worry, that's just the beginning.

What if Hermione was actually a Konoha shinobi - so deep under cover that she was practically a civilian while at Hogwarts? When she returns to Konoha, what will she have hidden up her sleeve with that wand? Don't own. Rated for violence & stuff later.

Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.

After a devastating battle in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter finds himself transported in a strange world in the company of Jedi Knight Aayla Secura. Is this the will of the Force that their two fates intertwine?

Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

What started as DLP being our typical internet tough guy selves on some new member's terribad story about some wolves no one gives a f*ck about has turned into a legendary crackfic.

Xander is tired of not being able to find anything, sleep or eat. Slayer Central is not is idea of fun. So he leaves.

Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.

Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...

The Atlantis expedition learns some of the things you SHOULDN’T do aboard Atlantis… the hard way. Set sometime in the last season.

An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.

AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.

Hermione attends a very one-sided, yet eye-opening, job interview. Some non-canon content; not for Hermione fanatics.

Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department

Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

This is a what if story. Canon will be followed when it fits my story. Harry is powerful but not a superhero, Harry and Hermione the main pairing, rating may change down the road.

What if Harry had reacted more strongly to the Ministry’s threat to expel him and snap his wand? What if he had fled the country rather than submit to the trial?

It was a simple thing. A mere TV show. But it would change the life of one young boy.

What could have happened if Harry ate Romilda's chocolate cauldrons that night? And what will Hermione and Luna do to change history? Rated M to be safe, but should be fine for 13

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.

Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.

The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.

The Original Scoobs have gained in power and wisdom over time, well power anyway, but they seem to have lost some of their sanity along the way. HPBuffy Xover.

Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.

It has been 10 years since NLTZ 3. Alex is busy raising a magically gifted teenager and if that wasn't enough, an enemy from his past has decided to make his life a living hell. Read and review please. A BTVS, AtS, and KtE crossover

Harry learns some interesting things about his ancestry.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

Crossover fic. An old friend comes to visit Xander

OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.

With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.

A freak accident leaves Carter stranded, and when her teammates finally find her they get the surprise of their lives. Written several years ago.

A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord

Lord Voldemort, Darth Sidious and Sauron hold a meeting to decide how to deal with their problems. Will Sidious's cunning plan work? Read to find out! LoTRHPStar Wars crossover!

AU Abandoned on the streets of Dublin. Ignorant of the wizarding world, what will they do after finding out that their savior is on a mission to bring retribution to evil in the world as one of the Saints of South Boston? Crossover with the Boondock Saint

How different could things have been if, on August 7 1993, Sirius Black had gotten to 4 Privet Drive before Harry Potter left? Borrows from whydoyouneedtoknow's Dangerverse.

The first Triwizard Tournament task from a very different perspective: the Dragon's. AU.

In answer to the Xander Zone's Halloween challenge, what if Xander hadn't dressed as the solider on Halloween? What if he was dressed as the world's greatest detective? and no, I don't mean Batman

Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Relationships will change irreversibly, as a new and confusing power is bestowed upon Harry. But why has this happened to him, and whose agenda does it serve? Completed! Please read and review!

COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.

Thor wants Sam and Jack's help, and doesn't want to take 'no' for an answer. Season 7, AU. SJ, of course.

Five hundred years after the defeat of Voldemort a new generation of Death Eaters is rising. Will the Muggles they attack be able to survive the encounter? For that matter, will the Death Eaters?

Rated PG13 for violence. Xander is ran out of town by abusive parents and neglectful friends. Takes place one week after 'Halloween', and finds Xander in LA with a mystery duo!

COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.

People once believed that when a person died, a crow carried their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes something so bad happens that the soul can't rest. Sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to set the wrong things right