Author has written 3 stories for Supernatural. General Q/A: Age: 24 The rest you can imagine. ;-) 80 REASONS YOU KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH SUPERNATURAL... 1)You can't eat pie without wanting to save some for Dean. 2)You call people idjit more then you call them their real name 3)When you carry around salt and silver just in case 4)When you have your childhood teddy bear on suicide watch 5)If someone tells you the name of their boyfriend is Sam or Dean the first word that comes to mind is 'bitch.' 6)Everytime you hear a song that was on the show you feel the need to share with everyone the exact details of when it was on and in which episode. 7)You taped pictures of Sam and Dean to your ceiling so the last thing you see before you fall asleep is their beaming faces. 8) when someone say the word SUPERNATURAL near you and the first thing that comes out in your mind is Dean and Sam in the Impala. 9) When you see the Winchester ( The Gun ) and you think, No its the Dean and Sam last name , not a gun. 10) When you hear someone saying bitch, you automatically reply JERK . 11 ) When you play Guitar Hero II , only to play ' Carry on wayward son ' ! 12) When you hate a girl ( Ruby, Anna ) Just coz they do it with the boys :) 13)Everytime you play Guitar Hero you want to challenge Jared Padalecki 14)if someone tries to give you a puppy dog look you tell them they can't do it like Sammy 15)everytime you see a guy with his shirt off you compare him to Sam and Dean 16) You love guys in towels. 17)You relate things in the show to your life. 18)You carry around paperclips just in case. 19)When you're sitting in a dull class and plan an escape Steve McQueen style. 20)When you're playing a game called: "You know you're obsessed with Supernatural when." ;) 21)You suddenly want to buy a 67 Chevy Impala. 22)You swear you'll marry one or both of the boys one day, or the metallicar. 23) When someone is acting odd or losing their temper, you whisper "Christo! 24)Whenever a light flickers you go for the salt 25)You carry salt packets around just in case 26)If you hear rats you assume you have a Poltergeist 27)You love the Smurfs. (and you didn't before) 28)To be prepared in any situation you make sure you have peanut M&M’s. 29)When you sit through bad movies just to see one of the SPN guys. 30) when you bake ghost cookies for the premire. 31)Your family is prepared to kill you if you say one more thing about Sam or Dean 32)You got all of your friends addicted because you were bored 33)You're in the top 20 of the pop quiz boards 34)when you're not watching SPN you're on your computer looking at pictures 35)You quote the show in normal non SPN related conversations 36)You randomly start hitting your steeling wheel whenever your driving in your car. 37)You now refer to M&M's as bread crumbs. 38)You think of Dean everytime you drink coffee. 39)You have gotten your co-workers/friends addicted to the show. 40)You love the word 'Dude' in every sentence. 41)You can't listen to "Eye of the Tiger" anymore without cracking up 42)You cut up SPN Magazines and turn all of the pics into collages on your walls 43)Your family now hates SPN 44)Whenever you watch Batman you think of Dean 45)You don't force teddy bears to go to tea parties anymore 46)You think of Dean when you see/hear apple pies. 47)When you start calling your own brother "geek boy" 48)You really want to go to Lawrence, Kansas. 49)When you actually start buying magazines when you haven't in years just because Jared/Jensen is in them. 50) When you dress up as Dean or Sam at your school dress up day. 51)You don't like the name Meg anymore. 52)Your new favourite bands are Metallica, Motorhead, AC/DC. 53)you compare every show on television to SPN 54)You cry everytime you Jared dies in House of Wax 55)you start calling yourself a Samgirl, Deangirl, Casgirl, etc. on a regular basis 56)You yell in demonstration, if someone ask if they can borrow your SPN DVDs. 57)Every wallpaper (on your computer, phone ect.) is with SPN. 58)When you want to start a new hobby... throwing knives and shooting are the first opportunities that pops up in our head. 59)You don't play soccer anymore because bow hunting is better 60)You can't write regular peoms anymore because they are now all SPN influenced 61)You're in a stressful situation, and hum Metallica songs. 62)You can’t look at the ceiling above your bed without getting scared. 63)When you start to dig (young) priests. 64)You care more about Impalas then any normal person whould. 65) When someone mentions that someone they know has an Impala you automaticly ask if its a 67. 66)You start steer clear of wishing wells 67)You think of angels and you see them in tan trench coats 68) Whenever someone mentains the word 'Supernatural' you immediatly pay attention but are disappointed when it's nothing to do with the show 69) You watch programs or films you don't like very much just becouse one of the Supernatural actors are in it 70)Your sister says they hear a noise and you tell them we need to call Dean and Sam. 71) You start telling people that you hope their apple pie is freakin' worth it. 72) You think about dressing up for Halloween, and all you really want for a costume are black contacts and a knife. 73) You start asking any mechanics you know whether or not a car from '67 could be rebuilt and repaired to perfect condition if its right side is completely demolished. 74) You worry that a knife you left on the table will kill you telepathically. 75) You constantly make corrections in everyday conversation when people talk about zombies, vampires, dreamwalking, etc., because their facts are different (aka WRONG!) from the show. 76) You automatically hate the name Ruby. 77) Your life's dream is to visit Lawrence, Kansas. 78) You start buying and listening to cassette tapes, and then store them in a box in your car. 79) Your new catchphrase when things are tense becomes "What's in the box?!" 80) You are seriously considering getting some holy water from church, and have now started carrying a rosary with you everywhere. You say Gossip Girl, I say Supernatural You say Miley Cyrus, I say Misha Collins You say Demi and Joe, I say Dean and Lisa You say vampires and werewolves, I say angels and demons You say pink, I say black You say Mustang, I say Impala You say Team Edward, I say Team Free Will You say jerk, I say bitch You say Pattison, I say Winchester You know you're obessed with SUPERNATURAL when... You know the Winchester family history better than your own You refer to your little brother/sister as a bitch and expect them to say jerk back You dream of having your own 1967 Chevy Impala Your parents have to keep buying salt because it just "disappears" Your saving up to buy Dean You have a playlist on your iPod that is "Songs Played on Supernatural" You play on making a trip to Stull Cemetery and/or Lawrence, Kansas You are beginning to speak Latin You can't watch the following movies: My Bloody Valentine, Devour, Friday the 13th, New York Minute, Christmas Cottege, Ten Inch Hero, or House of Wax: without saying it's Sam and Dean When you hear the song "Angel's Amoung Us", you instantly look for Zack and Cas You get excited if you're going to stay in a motel You refuse to even stay in the same house of someone who owns a white night gown Your music consist of "mullet rock" When the lights flicker, you are instantly trying to salt the doors and windows You've practiced the angel banishing symbol You are going to school to be a teddy bear doctor You dream of traveling cross country with nothing but a duffel bag full of clothes and a shot gun You're torn between being a Sam girl or a Dean girl, so you became a Sam/Dean girl! If you cried during any given Supernatural episode, copy and paste this into your profile You can't listen to "Eye of the Tiger" anymore without cracking up, copy and paste this into your profile If you have actually considered getting an Impala for your first car, copy and paste this into your profile Thursday was the best day...but now Friday is the best day of the week because Supernatural is on, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever made someone watch Jensen Ackles' performance of Eye Of the Tiger even if they don't know the show, copy and paste this into your profile If you ship Dean/Castiel and are not afraid to show it, but proud as all Heaven and Hell, copy and paste this into your profile If you ship Sam/Gabe and are not afraid to show it , but proud as all Heaven and Hell, copy and paste this into your profile If you live by the motto, "If one sexy Winchester brother has a sexy soul mate angel, then it goes to say that the other sexy Winchester brother needs a sexy soul mate angel too!", copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a faithful Misha Minion, copy and paste this to you profile. If you love Jared, Jensen and Misha, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Eric Kripke is an absolute genius, copy and paste this to your profile. If you want Bobby/Jim Beaver to be your Grandfather or Uncle, copy and paste this to your profile. If you talk (scream) at the characters in Supernatural as if they can hear you, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have cried when something horrible or really awesome has happened in Supernatural, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Michael should have stayed in John a little longer from 'The Song Remains the Same', post this to your profile. If you find Castiel terribly attractive, post this to your profile. If you think the special 'bond' Castiel and Dean share (mentioned in 'The Third Man') is attraction, post this to your profile. If you think they should bring back Gabriel, post this to your profile. If you think someone should put a hit on sera gamble for killing our angel (again), post this to your profile. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the Trenchcoat Fandom, a.k.a SuperWhoLock You Know Your Related to a Winchester When... 1. You turn and run upon sighting a clown. 2. You carry a flask of holy water with you everywhere you go. 3. For your sweet sixteen, you want a 1967 Chevy Impala. 4. You full on Swayzed that Mother. 5. You have a family member who is in the Marines. 6. You have a younger sibling who is taller than you. 7. You once drank a Purple Nurple. 8. You have a thing for werewolves. 9. You were very upset when you found out there was no such thing as unicorns. 10. You secretly hate planes. 11. You once got some Nair in your Shampoo. 12. When playing Rock, Paper, Scissors, you always choose scissors. 13. You have been possessed by a demon. 14. You lost your shoe. 15. You are Batman. 10 Signs You are a Dean Girl 1. Quarters turn you on 2. You always get the extra cookie 3. Gym shorts make you smile funny 4. You call anyone you know named Sam Sammy 5. You laugh when a Sammy Girl gawkes at the screen during 'Heart' 6. You get very offended when someone tells you to go to Hell 7. You know more about '80s hairbands now than you did in 2005 8. When you see a Prius, you try not to cry 9. Any reference to cassette tapes, Doublemint Twins, cats in lockers, the fabric softener teddy bear, purple nurples, busty Asian beauties, Matlock, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Oktoberfest, Angel Food cake, flashlight manning, being so awesome, Cialis, sorority girls, pig in a poke, strip-o-gram, necrophilia, Batman, Gumby and/or Pokey, Ken Doll, Blue Steel, Silent Night, Teddy Bears, Mr. Rogers, the Chief, handsome devils, REO Speed wagon, Eye of the Tiger, Bon Jovi, Die Hard, Do overs, scissors, Yorkies, Asia ("Heat of the Moment"), Chuckles, the full cowgirl, Fudge, slow dancing aliens, Manburger Helper, dog for dinner, miniature philly cheese steak sandwiches, PA's, being adorable, Demi Moore, Swayze'd, Obi Wan Kan obi, frisky women, clowns and/or midgets, Astronauts, howler monkeys, airplanes, Smith and Wesson, right?!, asshats, Paris Hilton, women’s underwear, virgins, brothels, creaky old guys, Dr. Sexy, sitcoms, Japanese Game shows, CSI, bigger mouths, Knight Rider, boredom, hot nurses, ham, cowboy boots, PUDDING!, howdy partner, "I Wuv Hugz", loving the devil, Cupid, make you laugh and no one else around you knows why. 10. Whenever you see a semi you flinch 10 Signs Ur a Castiel Girl 1. The phrase "Touched by an Angel" Has a whole new meaning for you. 2. Trench coats make u giggle 3. You want to smack Dean in the back of the head in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" 4. You want to hug Castiel in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" and after he finds out God won't help in "Dark Side of the Moon" 5. U laugh when u see alcohol 6. When you see Biblical pictures of angels you shake your head and think "That's not what they look like" 7. Angel Food Cake makes you smile 8. You use Assbutt as an insult on whoever you can as much as you can. 9. References to narcotics, orgy's, virgins, "that's how i roll", voices in cell phones, flat bread, not ordering from the menu, whoopee cushions, new FBI agents, pretty angel boys, action figures, brothels, Glenn Close, "I am very surprised" and "not incontinent", White Castle cheeseburgers, buses, lying, and mass quantities of alcohol freaking funny and the people around u don’t get it. 10. You find the phrase "I'm the one that gripped you tight and saved you from perdition" slightly hot. If you ship Bobby/Crowley and are not afraid to show it, bitches, copy and paste this shit into your damn profile. Idjits. If you ship Dean/Castiel and are not afraid to show it, but proud as all Heaven and Hell, copy and paste this into your profile!!!!! If you ship Sam/Gabe and are not afraid to show it , but proud as all Heaven and Hell, copy and paste this into your profile!!!!!!! If you live by the motto, "If one sexy Winhester brother has a sexy soul mate angel, then it goes to say that the other sexy Winchester brother needs a sexy soulmate angel too!", copy and paste this into your profile. if you ship Michael/Lucifer and love being completely blasphemous, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you ship Ash/Jo because, FUCK think of the possibilites, then copy and past this into your profile. If you ship Charles Xavier/Erik Lensherr and will till the day you die and onward, copy and apste this into your profile. If you are a faithful Misha's Minion, copy and paste this to you profile. If you want Bobby/Jim Beaver to be your Grandfather or Uncle, copy and paste this to your profile. If you talk (scream) at the characters in Supernatural as if they can hear you, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have cried when something horrible or really awesome has happened in Supernatural, copy and paste this to your profile. If you find Castiel terribly attractive, post this to your profile. If you think the special 'bond' Castiel and Dean share (mentioned in 'The Third Man') is attraction, post this to your profile. If you think they should bring back Gabriel, post this to your profile. If you think someone should smite sera gamble for killing our angel (again), post this to your profile. Maddy Love Castiel |