I WILL NO LONGER BE ACTIVE ON THIS SITE. CURRENT STORIES WILL BE UPDATED BUT NO NEW ONES WILL BE POSTED. ALL MY WORK WILL BE ON AO3 FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE

Hello, I'm twenty and fanciful.

Because I always forget... I DO NOT OWN NOR DO I HAVE ANY AFFILIATIONS WITH ANY OF THE OWNERS OR CREATORS OF THE MATERIAL THAT I WRITE ABOUT. EACH ONE BELONGS TO THEIR RESPECTIVE LICENSES' AND NOT ME. I HAVE NO POWER OVER WHAT I WRITE AND IF I DID THE WORLD WOULD BE FLOODED IN HBO TYPE SERIES.

Music is my Muse, there in, every story that I have written or shall write has been inspired by a song in one way or another. If you want to know the song, I'll tell you. And if I suggest you listen to a song, do it. It'll help, really.

And yes, if you wanted to know, I do have tumblr and twitter... ask if you want either. I'm really no fun to follow though.

UPDATED: I HAVE RECENTLY HAD ONE OF MY STORIES DELETED FROM THE SITE. PLEASE FOLLOW ME ON AO3 TO AVOID THIS FROM HAPPENING AGAIN. I WILL BE REPOSTING IT, BUT I WOULD RATHER NOT HAVE THIS PROBLEM AGAIN. MY SINCEREST APOLOGIZES.

How to write good

My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules:

1) Avoid alliteration. Always.

2) Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

3) Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)

4) Employ the vernacular

5) Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, ect.

6) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

7) It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.

8) Contractions aren't necessary.

9) Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.

10) One should never generalize.

11) Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotients. Tell me what you know."

12) Comparisons are as bad as clichés.

13) Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superluos.

14) Profanity sucks.

15) Be more or less specific.

16) Understatement is always best.

17) Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

18) One-word sentences? Eliminate.

19) Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

20) The passive voice is to be avoided.

21) Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

22) Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.

23) Who needs rhetorical questions?