![]() Author has written 10 stories for Alice, 2009, Dragon Ball Z, NCIS, Supernatural, Stargate: SG-1, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Love Never Dies, Cowboy Bebop, and Once Upon a Time. Hi, my name is...wait a minute! I'm not gonna tell you my real name! You almost got me there...You! _ xD ...Llamas with Hats. That's all I will say about that obscure reference xD As of right now, I am OBSESSED with the SyFy movie Alice, and Andrew-Lee Potts, oh and not to mention Supernatural, Misha Collins, and I am now a faithful Destiel shipper! xD I have only written a few fanfics, because I mostly write my own stuff. That stuff is posted on my Deviant Art account, TearfullyConfused. I like getting reviews and seeing that people read my stuff. I get sad when people don't, so please at least give me a chance. :3 I now have a new obsession to add!! ...Tin Man. xD I may be a bit late on the up take, but I saw it and now I have another favorite couple! Cain/DG ...Don't judge, its cute! xD Besides, I refuse to believe that Cain is that old _ He has blonde hair, not white, geez! In my mind he is in his late 30's, so there. xP Sometimes I need a kick in the pants to remember to update, so don't hesitate to give me one xD Just not too hard ;3; -cowers- _; 10 Signs Ur a Castiel Girl 1. The phrase "Touched by an Angel" Has a whole new meaning for you. 2. Trench coats make u giggle 3. You want to smack Dean in the back of the head in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" 4. You want to hug Castiel in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" and after he finds out God won't help in "Dark Side of the Moon" 5. U laugh when u see alcohol 6. When you see Biblical pictures of angels you shake your head and think "That's not what they look like" 7. Angel Food Cake makes you smile 8. You use Assbutt as an insult on whoever you can as much as you can. 9. References to narcotics, orgys, virgins, "that's how i roll", voices in cell phones, flatbread, not ordering from the menu, whoopie cushions, new FBI agents, pretty angel boys, action figures, brothels, Glenn Close, "I am very surprised" and "not incontinent", White Castle cheeseburgers, buses, lying, and mass quantities of alcohol freakin funny and the ppl around u dont get it. 10. You find the phrase "I'm the one that gripped you tight and saved you from perdition" slightly hot. Fill in #s 1-12 with names of people from your favorite Shows/Movies and answer the questions. You can mix shows/movies or not. Your choice. 1. Castiel 2. Gabriel 3. Dean Winchester 4. Crowley 5. Sam Winchester 6. Bobby Singer 7. Jack Harkness 8. The Doctor (10th) 9. Rose Tyler 10. The Master (One of the last Time Lords) 11. Nathan/The Repo Man 12. Meg (Demon) Ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Um no, I don't think there has ever been on in the history of the world o.o Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Eh, he is ok. Its the accent, thats all I'm saying lol xD What would happen if Three got Four pregnant? That would be extremely weird and awkward I would say O.O and I would be thinking "What the HELL? Do I even what to know?" xD Do you recall any fics about Nine? Eh, there are a few, but not many which is kinda a shame, she was a great character :D Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? Well, Concidering that one is an angel and likes playing deadly tricks on people and the other has a split personality whos hobby is reposessing peoples organs, I would say it could work :\ Five/Eight or Five/Ten? Oooo, thats a tough one. Seeing as both eight and ten are time lords...I would have to both xP just because I would really enjoy both xD What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex? He would probably be totally weirded out, and would stand there awkwardly then walk out, not sure exactly what to think xD Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Dean and Sam have split up again, and Dean is on his own when he runs into a strange, weirdly flirty man in the middle of an alley way. Yes, it would be an alley sex fic xD It just seems right for some reason? xD Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Yes, actually, I have read some, and I have to say its good :D Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Hm... Wrong place, Worst Time. How is that? :D What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Well, since it would be Demon on Angel, I would make it Castiel and Crowely sitting at a bar together lol That could lead to many things if the both get drunk enough ;D xD What might Three scream at a moment of great passion? Hm. Probably some kind of profanity, seeing as it is Dean Winchester we are talking about lol If you wrote a song'fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I Want You by Elvis Costello, since he is always pining over Rose all the time lol If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be? WARNING: Angel on Human on Demon threesome! Just to scare people xD What might be a good pick-up line for One to use on Two? "Hello Gabriel...Would you care for a drink?" Because funny little Cas doesn't know much about picking up anyone, let alone another angel xD What would happen if One woke you up in the middle of the night? I would totally freak out in my head, pinch myself to make sure it wasn't a dream, and kiss him to see his reaction! If it goes any further, I won't complain ;D xD What would happen/what would you do if Three walked into the bathroom while you were showering? I would gasp, scream, cover myself up, punch Dean in the face, then kiss him xD Four announced he/she's going to marry Nine tomorrow? I would say what the hell and where the hell was the Doctor in all of this? o.o Five cooked you dinner? It would be amazing because Sam Winchester is an awesome cook ^-^ How would you react if Eight got into the hospital somehow? I would freak out and stay by his bed side until he was better because he is the Doctor and everyone loves him :D Plus he is hot ;D Nine made fun of your friends? I would ask her what her problem was and where the Doctor was. Ten ignored you all the time? I wouldn't think anything of it because he is The Master, and kinda a bad guy in Doctor Who lol Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would One do? He hide me away, then go all Scary Bad Ass Cas on them and smite thier Asses into next tuesday, then come and find me and be all cute and flustered after I kiss him as a thank you for saving me :D You're on vacation with Two and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two do? He would laugh his ass off, let me be in pain for a little while, then maybe fix my leg, or just send to a hospital :P He is a bit cruel like that :\ xD It's your birthday. What does Three get you? Um, a weapon of some sort. Probably a cool hand gun or a knife! :D You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four do? Seeing as he is a Demon and the King of Hell, let me burn unless I was of some use to him :\ You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five do? Probably try to stop me, unless its when he doesn't have his soul, then he wouldn't really care :\ You're about to marry Ten. What's One's reaction? He would try and be happy for me, but learn about how he really feels and tells me at the last minute, then sweeps me off my feet and flys us away from the wedding and we would live happily ever after as human and angel! :D Ugh, only in my dreams :\ xD It is a nice dream though :3 You got dumped. How will Seven cheer you up? Um, take me out for a drink, and maybe try coming on to me? He is notoriously flirty after all xD Which number do you think is the hottest? Ooooo, the is a tough one...I would have to go with Castiel. I'm sorry, he is just so hot! x3 What's your favorite couple? Um, Dean and Cas of course?? Have you seem how many Destiel fics I have read and written?? xD They are just meant for each other :3 The lyrics for the Supernatural Sitcom Theme Song are: Town to town, two-lane roads Add these to your profile if... 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