BiggestJohnnyFanStayGold
 Author has written 6 stories for Rise of the Guardians, Outsiders, and Harry Potter. My profile can be very repetitive. Just to let you know. My profile is so long, but it is very funny. Please read this profile is you have time to laugh you butt off, cry, or just think about life. Favorite Quotes so far from people and from stories I have read: “It should be noted that, while a former disciple of fate, Neji was completely unaware of its cousin Murphy. As he was about to learn, anything that could go wrong, was about to go wrong in spades.” -Escape from the Hokage’s Hat by anothvortex "I'm stupid? You're the one too busy chasing gold to realize your stepping on diamonds." -Treasures Ignored by Rythixx “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, (with an army).” -The Missing Hokage by Payce99 “’Defending her honor does take class. But you do realize I can kick your ass?’ Bee replied smoothly.” -The Will Born In Fire by EdStargazer On the 1000 Years of Pain: "Yeah, either Jiraiya or your…Yondaime came up with the super kancho ass-poke of doom. Not sure which though, since I wouldn't put it past Yondaime to do it just to irritate the piss out of Kakashi and that kind of thing should pretty much be expected of that Sannin…” -The Missing Hokage by Jonque(XD This is me laughing, not part of their name...) Naruto in a Henge after being hit on by Sasuke in Uzumaki of the Whirlpool by RaiderXV: “Beauty fades with time, strength fades with age and your welcome is fading faster than either. Now either pick up some wood and leave me alone or just leave me alone. Also if you do not stop I will report you to your sensei.” Naruto said angrily. True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly- Jason Jordan Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe- Albert Einstein Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, and always perseveres. 100 Random Things About Me Copied from RizReviewer's profile 1. Age? 18 2. Height? 5ft 8in. 3. Eyes? Greenish-Gray. 4. Have any tattoos? Nope, though I intend to get some! 5. And piercings? 3 in my left ear and 2 in my right ear. 6. Fave food? Yakisoba Ramen. 7. Fave pizza topping? Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon 8. Fave drink? Dr. Pepper, Of course. Ginger Ale 9. Siblings? 2 brother and 2 sisters 10. Been in a fight? Nah 11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? Pfft yeah, that'll be the day Jack Frost stops having fun! 12. Weight? Ugh, are you trying to be rude?! 13. Fave snack? I don't know 14. Fave candy? Hershey's Chocolate, Duh!!!!! 15. Fave movie? The Outsiders, Rise of the Guardians, Big Hero 6, Harry Potter series 16. Fave show? Naruto. Dattebayo!!!! Supernatural, Attack on Titan, Yuri on Ice, Blue Exorcist, Assassination Classroom, Avatar: The Last Airbender. 17. Do you smoke? Never have and I never will! 18. Blonds or brunettes? Not fussed. 19. Any scars? On my leg, it is only a small circle, but I've had it since second grade. I hit my leg on a metal bar and dented my bone. If you rub your finger over the scar you can still feel the dent. It's weird. 20. Fave music? Everything as long as it has instruments playing. 21. Fave actor? Patrick Swayze, Ralph Macchio, Chris Pine, Ryan Potter, Daniel Henney, Rob Lowe, Daniel Radcliffe, Tom Felton, Dylan O'Brian, Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Mark Sheppard, Alan Rickman, Tom Holland, Robert Downy Jr., etc. 22. Where do you live? Personal Much? I'll just say Texas. Yee Hah! 23. Do you miss anyone right now? My siblings. 24. Last person who made you cry? Youtube videos 25. Do you enjoy school? The place I can get some sleep without my parents bothering me. 26. Desires? Become successful in life and have children. I have always wanted children. 27. Fave fast food joint? Chick-Fil-la 28. What's the last thing you drank? Water. 29. What are you doing right now? Wondering why I am answering these questions. 30. Where would you like to go? Japan, South Korea. 31. Are you in a relationship? My answer in question 11 should tell you that. 32. Ever been arrested? Nope. Not yet. Kidding, I would like to be in the police service when I'm older. Or an animator. 33. Ever had a stalker? Nope. 34. Ever gone sky-diving? No. Sad, right? 35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? Nowhere. The life you have is what you get so tou better make the most of it. 36. Is there a God? I'm Atheist. 37. Do you have a cell phone? Yup, the iPhone 11 38. Are you squeamish? Beats me! 39. Are you a human? I sure hope so 40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? 85. There are some good things about living in Texas. 41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Giving up what I love doing the most. Writing, drawing, violin, piano, reading Fanfiction, writing Fanficiton! 42. Do people find you attractive? If so, they haven't said anything. 43. What annoys you? All the terrible people in the world. 44. What are you afraid of? Spiders, needles. 45. Gold or silver? Silver. Silence is golden; duck tape is silver. 46. Are people afraid of you? Probably not 47. Do you sing in public? I wish 48. Ever been screwed over? Question say WHAT?!?!?! 49. Does money make people happy? Yeah, it does. 50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? It’s there. I haven’t fully given up hope yet. 51. What's your hair look like? Blondish 52. First job? None yet. Unless a dog walker and Babysitting my crazy siblings counts. 53. Do you like meeting new people? Depends in the person. 54. Do you get along with your parents? Most of the time. 55. Ever played strip poker? EXCUSE ME?! 56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? Nope, don't fancy having a criminal record... Yet. Lol I'm joking. But I talked to one. 57. Ever been in a car accident? Yes, a car ran into My mom's car with my mom and I in it. We ran into a pole. Doors got jammed. Car caught on fire. People rushing to get us out. I got burns on my neck. That's just the gist. 58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? I always fall up and my lovely friends are always there to laugh at me. 59. Do you care what people think of you? Not really, no. If we get along we have a hell of a time. If not, I just flip them off. 60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? In college. 61. Are you afraid of the dark? No, I scared of whats in the dark. 62. What kind of car do you have? A Volvo XC60 63. Time you were born? How the hell should I know? I'm not Father Time for crying out loud! (7:24 AM) 64. Ever break any bones? My wrist. I was rollerblading without wrist-guards. You can guess the rest. 65. Fave childhood toy? This small, white, stuffed-animal cat I still have. 66. Fave author? J. K. Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkien, and S. E. Hinton, Masashi Kishimoto, James Dashner. 67. Are you a paranoid person? So-so 68. Have any enemies? Only the curse of homework. It’s out to get me I tell you! 69. Are you afraid of heights? No. 70. Last movie you watched? Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? You don't want to know. 72. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate. 73. Favorite color? Blue, Black, Green, Silver 74. What time do you usually wake up? Around noon. I'm a late sleeper. 75. What are you doing? Being myself, which is always being weird. 76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? A bit of cash. 77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? I haven't got a job yet. 78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? Read above. 79. Can you do a handstand? Yes, well, sort of, maybe, kind of, not really. 80. Are you an angry person? When someone pisses me off I can have a bad temper. 81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? i don’t approve of killing. 82. Do you talk in your sleep? Not that I know of. 83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? No but I will be doing it with my friends. And one of them will record it! 84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? Why would I do that? 85. Are you delusional? Nah. 86. What is something that you are horrible at? Whistling. 87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? School. 88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? If only. 89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? NINJA! DATTEBAYO!!!! 90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Shark Tornado. That movie was so bad, I laughed at all the deaths scenes. 91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Left-Handed. SOUTHPAW, BABYY!!!! 92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? No, unless it comes to school. 93. How are you feeling right now? Tired. 94. What annoys you about people? That they think they have the whole world figured out. Not everything is black and white, but people are too blinded by their beliefs to ever see the other side. 95. Do you dislike children? I like them, yes, but not when they act like little brats. 96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? What's wrong with using an axe? 97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Why would I need a pair brass knuckles? I have a machete! 98. Can you smile for me? No... and you can't make me. 99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? I read fanfics obviously. Or listen to ASMR. 100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? When I got on one. SasuNaru or SasuSaku? Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke. Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke. Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura. Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE. When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and was very, very close to succeeding)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on. Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke. Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill. Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart. It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree. Original List Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner" Please read this: This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it. That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head. If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: You think about SasuNaru 24/7; You dream about SasuNaru all the time; You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out; You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen; You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended; You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels; You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!) You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip; Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon; You think that people that like couples such as Sasu-Saku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example; You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!; You love reading this reader’s profile (lol...); You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip; You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s(WHICH TAKES FOREVER!!); You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing; You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much; Your favorite colors are blue and yellow (they are complimentary); You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke; You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together; SasuNaru is your Anti-drug; You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!) You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..) Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD; You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark; You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD); You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue); You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing; You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged); You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”; You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:; You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs) You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was; You sigh as this list ends XD You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10) and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?) You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD You laughed hysterically when Naruto rejected Sakura in the manga; You screamed at your computer when Sakura decided to go after Sasuke, but then realised it was for Naruto's sake then only glared at it; You look up fluffy sasunaru video's on youtube and squeal at the happy ones and sniff at the sad ones; SASUNARU IS YOUR RELIGION! Copy and Paste this if you are a hard core fan. Naruto: Do I ever cross your mind? Sasuke: No Naruto: Do you like me? Sasuke: No Naruto: Do you want me? Sasuke: No Naruto: Would you cry if I left? Sasuke: No Naruto: Would you live for me? Sasuke: No Naruto: Would you do anything for me? Sasuke: No Naruto: Choose--me or your life Sasuke: My life Naruto runs away in shock and pain, tears strolling does his face. Sasuke runs after him and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. WARNING: MAJOR SUPERNATURAL SPOILERS 1. Samgirl of Deangirl? Can I be both? 2. Casgirl, yes or no? YES! 3. Favorite season? Seasons 1, 2, 4, 8, and 11. Can't really choose between these seasons. 4. Favorite episode(s) from your favorite season? Pilot, Something Wicked This Way Comes, In My Time of Dying, After School Special, Jump the Shark, As Time Goes By, Sacrifice, Don't Call Me Shurley, All in the Family, We Happy Few, and Alpha and Omega. . 5. Season you're most likely going to re-watch? Seasons 1, 2, and 11. 6. Season you hate the most? I like them all. If I really had to choose, then Season 6, I guess. 7. Favorite Episode from current season? Baby! 8. Least favorite episode from current season? Season 11, Plush! 9. Favorite angel (besides Cas)? Gabriel! He has to be one of my all time favorite characters. 10. Least favorite angel? Raphael. 11. Favorite demon? Crowley! I love him! 12. Least favorite demon? Ruby 2.0 13. Favorite one-episode character? Sully from 'Just My Imagination'! 14. Sam's hair looked best in which season? Season 1. 15. If the show would have ended the Kripke wanted it to, with Sam and Dean battling each other and jumping into the hole together (and God might show mercy on them, idk), would you have preferred that? Well, to be honest, I think it would have been a really good idea to end the show like that, but personally, since all the seasons after that came out, I don't prefer it. 16. Best casted character throughout the whole show? Young Sam Winchester (Colin Ford), Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles), and Castiel (Misha Collins)! 17. Do you think Chuck is God? Yes, yes I do! 18. Who's a hotter psychic? Patrica Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, of Sam? Duh, Sam! 19. Freedom of Peace? Freedom! 20. Dimples, freckles, eye-crinkles, bow-legs, bangs, woobie frowns, of jaw clenches? All of them! 21. Favorite kind of monster? Demons! 22. Weapon of choice? LATIN! 23. Favorite death? John Winchester's, I guess. that episode is so sad. I love re-watching it. 24. Favorite minor character's death? Gabriel's. 25. Pre-apocalyptic, apocalyptic, or post-apocalyptic? Pre-apocalyptic. 26. Scariest episode? Provenance, I guess. None of the episodes really scare me. 27. Best song that mattered in a scene? (You can't choose Carry On My Wayward Son) Styx's Renegade! 28. Best and worst young versions of characters? Colin Ford as Sam, definitely good! Didn't like Brock Kelly as Dean, Way too old. 29. Character's I ship like crazy? Dean and Castiel! 30. Favorite female character? Charlie. 31. Best and worst season intro and finale? Best intro: Pilot and In My Time of Dying. Worst Intro: Exile On Main St. Best Finale: All Hell Breaks Loose and Swan Song. Worst Finale: The Man Who Knew Too Much. Don't even get me started on why. Supernatural Quotes (Might be some spoilers): -"Honestly, I think the world's going to end bloody, but it doesn't mean we shouldn't fight. We do have choices." -Dean Winchester -"I'm Batman." -Dean Winchester -"I lost my shoe." - Sam Winchester -"Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity." -Castiel -"I'll interrogate the cat." -Castiel -CASTIEL: Why are you squeezing me with your body? -"Idjits!" - Bobby Singer -"This isn't wall street, this is Hell. We have a little something called integrity." -Crowley -"Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole." -Dean Winchester -"I'm going to take care of you. I got you. That's my job, right? Watch out for my pain-in-the-ass little brother?" -Dean Winchester "Do you want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down." -Sam Winchester -"I wish I couldn't feel a damn thing." -Dean Winchester -"The two of us against the world." -Sam Winchester -"I believe there is a God. But I am not sure he still believes in us." -Dean Winchester "I gave everything for you!" -Castiel -DEAN: Can I shoot her? -"Saving people. Hunting things. The family business." -Dean Winchester -"You're confusing reality with porn again." -Sam Winchester to Dean Winchester -DEAN: There's some salt in my duffel. Make a circle and get inside. -"What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!" -Sam Winchester -"Hey, Assbutt!" -Castiel -"I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you for Perdition." -Castiel -"Cas, we've talked about this. Personal space?" -Dean Winchester -"Once a wise man told me, 'Family don't end in blood," but it doesn't start in it either. Family cares about you. not what you can do for them. Family is there for the good, bad, all of it. They got your back. Even when it hurts. That's family." -SAM: Chuck, if you really want to publish more books, I guess that's okay with us. -"I always tried to protect you. Keep you safe. Dad didn't even have to tell me. It's always been my responsibility, you know? It's like I had one job. I had one job and I screwed it up. I blew it, and for that, I'm sorry. I guess that's what I do. I let down the people I love. Y'know, I let dad down, and now I guess I'm supposed to let you down to. How can I? How am I supposed to live with that? What am I supposed to do? Sammy? What am I supposed to do!?" -Dean Winchester -"You got what you asked for, Dean. No paradise. No Hell. Just more of the same. I mean it, Dean. What would you rather have? Peace...or freedom?" -Castiel -"You're my brother. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you." -Dean Winchester Favorite pairing Sirius/Remus, Harry/Draco Ron/Draco Favorite style of writing Azkaban Innocent Harry, Severus is Harry's Bilogical Father, Severus Adopts Harry, Vampire stories containing or Edward/Harry and of course Slash with the same pairing. House: Slytherin (myHogwarts and Pottermore) Wand: 12 1/2 inch Alder with Runespoor Fang (myHogwarts) Pet: 3 cats Gringotts Vault: 0344 (myHogwarts) Animagus: if I had one I'd love to be a four legged creature like a tiger, dog, leopard or panther :) I could also be a lone wolf. Patronus: I would probably have it come out as a Lone Wolf Boggart: My siblings injured. Familiar: Sunbeam Snake. Her name is Akasha. (myHogwarts) Favorite Teachers: Severus Snape. Guess those questions Sev asked at the beginning of class were first year ones :P I can see why he was angry with Harry, but he didn't know his home life...stupid Gryffindor that Harry was didn't speak up! Favorite Characters: Severus, Remus, Draco, Sirius, the twins, and Harry in that order...most of the time ;) Least favorite character Dumbledore no contest. He was a manipulative asshole thru all the books and if he'd done that to me...he would have not been able to walk straight for five years. What I hate most about Harry potter? The fact that Rowling killed Remus. HE was the last person Harry saw as a parental figure (other than the Weasleys) and he was AWESOME. If you want to be apart of the wizarding world go here: myHogwarts. It's a great site. You actually get to experience Hogwarts and so mush more! Trust me, you want to go here if you are a Harry Potter fan. If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, and CoS and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile. If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this (Try 10 hours!) If you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile. If you wanted to punch Remus Lupin in the gut for thinking that he was "too old" for Tonks, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree Pansy Parkinson should be sent to a Dog Kennel, copy and paste this to your profile. Sayings To Live By: -True live does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -Sometimes, opening your eyes may be the most painful thing you ever have to do. -"It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well well not have lived at all-- in which case, you fail by default."- J.K. Rowling -"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them."- J.K. Rowling -"The stories we love best live in us forever."- J.K. Rowling -Perhaps those suited for power are those who have never sought it. -Silence says a lot more than you think. -"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."- Martin Luther King Jr. -I'm not afraid of HEIGHTS, DEEP WATER, or LOVE. I'm afraid of FALLING, DROWNING, and a BROKEN HEART. -"If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success."- Will Smith -Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. -"Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful. That's what matters to me..."- Steve Jobs -"Life has a way of testing a person's will, either by having nothing happen at all or by having everything happen at once."- Paulo Coelho -I'm going to succeed because I'm crazy enough to think I can. -Stop waiting for things to happen. Go out and make them happen. -If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at will change. -When was the last time you did something for the first time? -If you want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've never done. -The person that you will spend the most time with in your life is yourself, so you better try to make yourself as interesting as possible. -Life has two rules: -Life is too short to wake up with regrets -If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. -Sometimes. the hardest thing and the right thing are the same. -The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. -Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. -I don't trust words. I trust actions. -Confidence in not 'They will like me'. Confidence is 'I'll be fine if they don't' "Never stop. Never stop fighting. Never stop dreaming. And don't be afraid of wearing your heart on your sleeve." -Tom Hiddleston "The best thing about love is that you can never truly understand it." -Nikki Pond "Don't judge a book by its cover." "Better a broken heart than no heart at all." -11th Doctor "For myself, for a long time... maybe I felt inauthentic or something, I felt like my voice wasn't worth hearing, and I think everyone's voice is worth hearing. So if you've got something to say, say it from the rooftops." -Tom Hiddleston. "Never, ever let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Prove the cynics wrong. Pity them for they have no imagination. The sky's the limit. Your sky. Your limit. Now. Let's dance." -Tom Hiddleston. "The dream is to keep surprising yourself, never mind the audience." -Tom Hiddleston "It's the choices we make that defines us who we are." "Not everyone is born evil. People say they are created." "The world is not full of black and white, but grey." ~ "I hope you never fear the mountains in the distance, I hope you never settle for the path of least resistance, and when you get the chance I hope you dance" ~ "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" Eleanor Roosevelt ~ "The past is history, the future is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it's called 'the present'." ~ "If at first you don't succeed...skydiving is NOT for you" My words to live by: ~ Life only ever gives you one thing you can't handle, and that'll be the thing that kills you. So if you're not dying, don't worry about it. ~ If you're going to do something, you might as well try to do it right. ~ If you're skating on thin ice over hot water, you might as well tap dance. ~ My goal in life: to live in such a way that I can tell whoever the Supreme Being is that he can put me wherever he'd like, because I have no regrets I fell for it alright, so over course I just had to put it on here! 6 Truths in your life: 1. You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue 2. Now you're trying this because you're an idiot 3. The first truth is a lie 4. Now you're smiling because you're an idiot 5. You wanna send it to other idiots 6. Then you're thinking: 'No, I'll put it on my profile' Here are some sayings that I love: “I have a life, I just choose not to use it.” "Little brother is a title that comes with responsibility. Annoying little prat is just one of them." “I’m a pyrotechnition. If you see me running, try to keep up.” "There is something about a little demon with a fucking tuba that will ALWAYS be funny to me!" “You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!” “Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering… WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?” “Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?” “Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!” “Education is important, school however, is another matter.” “Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.” “You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?” “Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?” “We are not retreating… we are advancing in another direction.” “I’m right ninety-seven percent of the time. Who cares about the other four percent?” "My imagination always runs away from me. Then it comes back! With CAKE!" “They say ‘Guns don't kill people, people kill people.’ (even though it's still true) Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.That depends on whether you’re in a nursing home or not.” “If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.” “Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!” “If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.” “Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door…” “If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.” “Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.” “Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.” “Always forgive your enemies--Nothing annoys them more.” “Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.” “There are three kinds of people in the world; people who can count; and people who can’t.” “Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.” “I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.” “I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.” “You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.” “Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.” “When life throws you lemons, cut ’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.” When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.” “When life throws you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.” “When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 2 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them." “I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.” “Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.” "Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge." "The light at the end of the tunnel is the train coming." "Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head." "I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over her again." “Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." “Taste the rainbow--eat CRAYONS!!!" "The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45." "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you’ve been good this year… he died laughing." "Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls." "If you wish on a falling star it might come true...unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth...then no wishes come true...unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth." “Me, Myself, and I are fighting. I got mad at Myself, and Me got mad at I so now Me, Myself and I are sitting it opposite of my brain. Please help me.” “There’s a dark cloud over my head, so I’m praying; ‘Lord, please don’t send lightning.’" “It’s not dead till you poke it with a stick.” “Fire is a good servant, but a terrible master.” “There are too many wishes, and not enough stars.” “Dude. Calm down. It’s gym class.” “Either snow it up for a snow day or don’t snow at all!” “Facebook is like a refrigerator. You check it when you’re bored but nothing ever changes.” "Gotta go. I’m not really going anywhere, but neither is this conversation.” “I cry, I feel better. Then I remember why I’m crying and cry harder.” “I do know, I just don’t feel like telling you!” “Stop drop and roll doesn’t work in hell.” “Santa Claus is a creeper. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good, he comes down your chimney in the middle of the night with a giant sack of toys--see what I mean?” “I have six locks on my door. Whenever I go out I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they’re always locking three.” “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” “It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.” “He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.” “When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.” “A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now.” “Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.” “I learned law so well. The day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.” “Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.” “Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.” “If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?” “If you're going through hell, keep going.” “To the world, you are one person. But to one person, you are the world.” “Would you like a side of epic with that fail?” “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” “Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.” “When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.” “There are worse things than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?” “What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case I definitely overpaid for my carpet.” “There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.” “The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.” “Knowing is half the battle. The other half is punching someone in the face.” “I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.” “I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.” “Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.” “Some say the glass is half empty; some say the glass is half full. I say, “are you gonna drink that?” “All people have the right to stupidity. Some abuse the privilege.” “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?” “They say no one is perfect. Well, I’m no one.” “Do not drink and drive--you might spill the drink.” “When life gives you lemons say “screw you” and go find an orange.” “Never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” “A word to the wise isn’t necessary--it’s the stupid people that need the advice.” “Alright everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” “Always end the name of your child with a vowel, that way, when you yell, the name will carry.” “Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven’t tried before.” “Cross country skiing is great if you have a small country.” "Food is an important part of a balanced diet.” “Get your facts straight, then distort them as you please.” “Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?” “How many people have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” “I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.” “I wear a necklace ‘cause I wanna know when I’m upside down.” “I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started with twenty-eight years ago.” "I don’t forgive people because I'm weak. I forgive people because I’m strong enough to realize that everyone makes mistakes." "If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question." "You think I’m screwed up? You should meet the rest of my family!" "Money can’t buy you happiness, but somehow crying in a Porche is a lot more comforting than crying on a bicycle." "Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you next time he is in trouble." “Alchohol doesn’t solve any problems, but neither does milk." "Three out of two people have trouble with fractions." "Best friends. We’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. The first time, when it’s told. The second, when someone explains it. The third, five minutes later when we actually get it." "We’re not sarcastic - We’re hilarious. We’re not annoying - We’re just cooler than you. We’re not mean - We just don’t like you. And we’re not obsessed - We’re just best friends." "I’ll always be beside you, until the very end, wiping all your tears away, and being your best friend. I’ll smile when you smile and feel all the pain you do, and if you cry a single tear, I promise I’ll cry too." "Friends help you with your crack addiction. Best friends are the ones who sold it to you." "I would just like to let everyone know that I am a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I wanna kiss all the boys." (I don't agree with two of those statements, but I am a girl) "Got acne? Just ask your girlfriend what to do. Oh, that’s right! You don’t have a girlfriend!" "We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police." "The world is going to hell, and I am driving the bus." "Three a.m. phone call. 'Hey are you sleeping…?' '“No. I’m skydiving.' " "I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug." "If you can’t convince them, confuse them." "If Google didn’t exist, we’d all be screwed." "We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be NEW friends!" "The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns left." "Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home." "Having children is hereditary. If your parents never had children, odds are you won’t either." "Remember. There’s no I in ‘Team.’ (But there is an M and an E)" "A classic is a book that is much praised, but rarely read." "We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public." "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." "If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining." "If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments." "How is it that it takes one careless match to start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?" "I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you." "It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end." "My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too." "I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die." "I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I’m going to mop the floor with you’re face.' I said, 'You’ll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.' " "After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" "What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time…' A southern fairytale begins 'Ya’ll ain’t gonna believe this shit…' " "Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator." "Déjà vu - When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends." "There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch fire to learn that it’s hot." "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" "Only in America… Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters." "They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken." "People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened." "What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon." "How do you get a sweet, little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet, little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!" "I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me… they were cramming for their finals." "Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture." "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." "Why is it in the U.S.: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing a Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: 'There’s a naked person outside!' ” "English people have different ways of saying things. We say 'elevator' they say 'lift.' We say 'president' they say 'stupid psychopathic git.' " "This is AMAZING! Why is it free?!" "When people bring you down, just think of a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball." "If you're goin' through Hell, keep on going, don't slow down, if you're scared don't show it, you might get out before the Devil even know you're there." "Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Crazy is a relative term in my family! Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. "If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life." --Tommy Lasorda No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go "Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..." "An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn) Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile. You have to have darkness for a dawn to come. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set. The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. A smile is the shortest distance between two people. Tell the truth and run. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Music is love in search of word. "When can we live in a world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives?" "I'm the type of girl that can watch all the scary movies I want and not get scared, but I scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster." "Please, they wouldn't come near me if they were on fire, and I had the only bucket of water in town." "Lettuce... Any questions?" "Gravity man. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!" "Blondes have more fun, but brunettes actually remember it the next day." "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." "A palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you." "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you!" "Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it." "What I lack in talent I make up for with enthusiasm." "Having good friends is like wetting your pants. Others can see it, and you can feel it." "Warning: jumping into radioactive waste does not give you super powers!" "WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary, whose name and/or species you can't remember." "I trip UP the stairs." "Don't follow me. I run into walls." "I am the bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up." "I'm naturally blonde. So please speak slowly." "Girls can do anything boys can do, and we can do it in high heels." "Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments." "I am the type of girl who burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday." "It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up." "The darkest hour is always just before dawn breaks." "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps." "If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" "Pain is a good thing. It lets you know you're still alive." "If you want to figure out what's right for you, sometimes it's enough to figure out what's wrong." "I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do!" "Forget yesterday. Live for today. Tomorrow will take care of itself." "Forget the risk. Take the fall. If it's meant to be, It's worth it all." "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow." "The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." "Live for the nights you won't remember. With the friends you'll never forget." "You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me." "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling 'Daaamn... What a ride!'" "Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." "I HATE IT WHEN THE LITTLE VOICES ARGUE WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!" "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." "Never tell anyone your problems. 20% don't care, and the other 80% are glad you have them." "If life was easy... where would all the adventure be?" "Every story has an end, but in life, every end is just a new beginning." "Who are you to judge me? I know I'm not perfect and I don't claim to be! But before you go pointing fingers, make sure your own hands are clean." "Be strong now. Because things will get better. It may be stormy now. But it can't rain forever..." "Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!" "I'm the kind of person who spends hours trying to drown a fish." "To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid." "LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE: If you are sad: drama. If you are afraid: suspense. If you are angry: action. When you look at the mirror: horror. Now you are smiling: that's comedy!" "DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!" "Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door." "Break the rules. Stand apart. Ignore your head. Follow your heart." "I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I- GUMMYBEARS!" "When nothing goes right... go left." "The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... So why learn?" "I'm not crazy. My reality is just... different than yours." "DRINK COFFEE! DO DUMB THINGS FASTER WITH MORE ENERGY!" "NEVER go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge." "I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you." "It takes skill to trip over a flat surface!" "People change. Things go wrong. But just remember: Life Goes On..." "Oh gravity, art thou heartless." "The best block is not being there to get hit in the first place." ~Cheaters never win...unless they don't get caught. ~People from Arkansas, are they Arkansasians or Arkansawians? And what about people from Massachusetts, are they Massachusettsians? How would you even pronounce that? And if Arkansas is pronounced Arkansaw, why isn't Kansas pronounced Kansaw or vice versa? ~ History is called that because it's already happened. Let's move on. ~ America is a land full of people nobody else wanted around, and most people still don't. ~ Boys are like: parking spaces (all the good ones are already taken), and coffee and chocolate (better rich). Except for the bad boys, they're not good, but always taken, and are usually dirt poor. So why do girls want them? ~ Have you ever started to write something, looked at the word, and thought 'we really don't spell it that way...do we?' ~ How come everyone dismisses teenage love? Romeo and Juliet, people! Ok, maybe not the best example...Tristan and Isolde...wait, never mind...Sodapop and Sandy...no...Pyramus and Thisbe...right, they died...umm...hmmm...I'm starting to see their point... ~ Pet peeves of fanfiction: is it so hard to spell-check? Come on, I can't even figure out what that word even says! Also, when did people get lower case names and sentences not start with a capital letter? The quotation button isn't a huge deal either people, and it really clears up what the is going on. Rant over. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa? Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it The below statement is true The above statement is false In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop! There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you so scared?! Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? I know KUNG-FU! And 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! I will temporarily rule the world, forever. Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? Hi! I'm human. What're you? Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. Your a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you! I know who I am... your approval is not needed. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random :) When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in my sleep- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. ( just in case u didn't get it, he is the driver) {ps, if u didn't find it funny, oh well get over it) Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, Remembering, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!! Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. I don't have issues, I just have problems that make me want to punch people. If you want to be expelled from school, go up to you Principle and start an argument. Then yell, "Rape!" A wise man once said: "I don't know, go ask a woman." Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads. I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice! Curiosity killed whoever got in my way. Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid. Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies stupidity killed the cat,curiosity was framed Moo! I'm a fish I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you! It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces Don't follow in my foot steps, I walk into walls! What is the capital of Texas? T! I did not hit you...I simply high-fived your face. Save the world! (It's the only planet with chocolate!) I'm the type of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster. It's a beautiful day...now watch some idiot screw it up. Sometimes I wish I was a monkey...so I can throw bananas at people and it would be legal. If a robot does the robot, would it still be called the robot, or is it just dancing? What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile and when I get tired, I put the mirror down. ;) The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why learn? I'm the kind of person that can spend hours trying to drown a fish. Hey YOU! Yeah, you. No, not you... The other guy. You right there! Yes, you. Do you like tacos? I dream of a better tomorrow when chickens can cross roads without their motives being questioned. Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow. Children: You spend the first two years of their lives teaching them to walk and talk. You then spend the next sixteen years of their lives telling them to sit down and shut up. Only in America: can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance, do banks leave their doors open and then chain their pens to the counters, do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering, do people order a double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke, do we leave cars worth thosands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage Junk is what you have had for years and throw it away three weeks before you need it. I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. Thought of the day: Some people are like slinkies. They don't have a purpose, but they bring a smile to your face when, you see them going down the stairs. There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't. The police never think its as funny as you do. Life is like a movie: If you are sad- Drama. If you are afraid- Suspence. If you are angry- action. When you look in the mirror- horror. Now you are smiling- That's comedy. My imaginary friends think you have some serious problems. After Monday and Tuesday even the calender says W.T.F. ( wheres the fudge/ what the fuck est.) a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is green, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!! don't ASSUME anything it makes an ASS-out of-U-and-ME Everyone has photo graphic memory, not every one has film Light travels faster then sound, thats why some people look bright before you here them speak I run with sissors...It makes me feel dangerous Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening or bad. 10 ways to annoy people. 1. Name your dog "dog" 2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting 3. Begin all your sentences with "Ooh la la!" 4. Speak only in a "robot" voice 5. Wear your pants backwards. 6. Ask people what gender they are 7. Ask the waitress for an exrea seat for your imaginary friend 8. Sing along at the opera 9. Mow your lawn with sissors 10. Honk and wave to strangers. If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? Silence is golden. Ducktape is silver. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...NO! "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," the sarcastic teacher said. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher. "Well, actually, I don't," said the student, "I just hate to see you standing up there all by yourself." "If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room, all they'd have to do is turn off my WiFi, because I'm sure as heck gonna see why that isn't working." "If Watermelon exists, then why doesn't Earthmelon, Firemelon, and Airmelon..The Elemelons." "No one likes, Mondays, homework, being ignored, fake friends,an empty fridge, being replaced, and slow internet.." "If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.." "Why do girls need to cover their shoulders in school? I mean, it's not like a guy is going to go up to a girl and be like "'Dang, that is one fine shoulder..'" "Let's all take a moment and be thankful spiders can't fly.." "Most of the time when I text "lol" I don't even laugh out loud..I just sit there with a blank expression on my face.." "Still don't know if it's GRAY or GREY...Admit it, you don't know.." "People say follow your dreams..so I went back to asleep.." "Humans are the only creatures in this world that have cut down tree's, turned tree's to paper, and wrote "Save the tree's!" on the paper.." "For men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember, that's where the knives are kept.." "My room is not messy, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit..Duh.." "Once apon a time, me and my BFF were normal, then we met.." "I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.." "Did you know it's impossible to save "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.." "Dont make fun of nerds..You may end up working for one, one day.." "Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a favorite ring, a pet he adores, a diamond necklace, and an obsession with a famous teenage guy.." "When life gives you lemonade, turn it into lemons and make life say, 'What!?'" "Life it unpredictable..eat dessert first!" If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger. When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!" If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it." Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it. Remember that all actions have reactions... (You don't wanna know why I put this in here, believe me!) When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!" While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?" Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people. Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face. (Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago. It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn! Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay...so if you keep reading, you'll go broke Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling? Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake. Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice? Actual Headline: Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers If the enemy is in range, so are you. Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. What the hell do you mean my birth certificate expired? Nothing is illegal until you get caught. A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. There is a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray that it isn't a train. Seen on a Church Bulletin: "Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help." Seen On a Church Bulletin: Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his private study. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing. Actual Headline: Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better If money doesn't make us happy, then what does it do? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. If ours is a man made world, why can't we remake it? I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from many. "When I was young I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. I was right." Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends. I never pirated it...it was donated. by the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow at night.. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens. My rules apply only to other people, not myself. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! The world is coming to an end. Please log off. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers. In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! Yeah I'm unique, just like every one else. If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off Don't count the days, make the days count When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand apples! Yeah, the grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow Be thankful for what you have, because it's probably more than most I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than I am I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I? I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated! Amatuers made The Ark, experts made the Titanic... Stressed is Desserts backwards :) When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away so they can’t hear you and you still have their shoes on. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Where's the good in goodbye? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. We all smile in the same language On the other hand, you have different fingers I didn't slap you! I hi-fived your face! Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present! My door is always open, so feel free to leave Second place is the first loser There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you jerk." Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? "Neither can live while the other survives, one of us is about to leave for good." -Harry Potter "It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be." -Albus Dumbledore "Bowties are cool." -11th Doctor "All of time and space; everywhere and anywhere; every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?" -11th Doctor "The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant." -11th Doctor. "The universe is big, it’s vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And that’s the theory. Nine hundred years, never seen one yet, but this would do me." -11th Doctor. "We're all stories in the end." -11th Doctor "It's definitely more fun playing a bad guy. It feels a lot better than playing one of the good guys." -Tom Felton "The idea of being famous is a lot better than the reality." -Tom Felton "Oh, this is much better. Costume's a bit much... so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth,honor, patriotism? God bless America..." - Loki, impersonating Captain America. "I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal" -Loki. "Sometimes I'm envious, but never doubt I love you." -Loki. "Join me or die." -Almost every villain out there "Yeah, I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal." -Jack Frost "We are too busy bringing joy to children! We do not have time for...children." -North "Thank you for nothing you useless reptile" -Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third "I believe in learning on the job." -Gobber "Trolls exist! They take your socks but only the left ones, What's with that?" -Gobber "Man, I really wish I had a camera right now." -Jack Frost "But you just gestured to all of me." -Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!" -Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third " Most people would leave, but not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues." -Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third "I believe in you. I'm just not afraid of you" -Jamie Bennett "So, the Big Four all together: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Sandman and the Easter Kangaroo." -Jack Frost " My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know. But it's not the worst. Parents believe that a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that." -Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third Harry Potter Quotes: “He must have known I'd want to leave you." “You'll stay with me?' “The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.” “I'm going to keep going until I succeed — or die. Don't think I don't know how this might end. I've known it for years.” “I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!" “I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night," said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?" “Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!” “I wish...I wish I were dead...” “What's that?" he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in his hand. "If it's another form for me to sign, you've got another -" “We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.” “Killing is not so easy as the innocent believe.” “I know [Umbridge] by reputation and I'm sure she's no Death Eater-" "Yes, but the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters.” “Finally, the truth. Lying with his face pressed into the dusty carpet of the office where he had once thought he was learning the secrets of victory, Harry understood at last that he was not supposed to survive.” “But if it matters to you, you'll be able to choose Gryffindor over Slytherin. The Sorting Hat takes your choice into account." “His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, "I am what I am an' I'm not ashamed. 'Never be ashamed,' my ol' dad used ter say, 'there's some who'll hold in against you, but they're not worth bothern' with,'" “Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.” “Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.” "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on Earth should that mean it is not real?" "Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?' So you mean the Stone's only safe as long as Quirell stands up to Snape? said Hermione in alarm. It'll be gone by next Tuesday, said Ron. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone- Quote by Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley I think you need your inner eye checked. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone- Quote by Harry Potter Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Not my daughter, you bitch! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Quote by Molly Weasley You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think that we don’t recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble? Your father is alive in you, Harry, and shows himself plainly when you have need of him. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alkaban - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alkaban - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Indeed, your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has always been your greatest weakness. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quote from Dumbledore to Voldermort I say there are spots that don’t come off… Spots that never come off, d’you know what I mean. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Quote by Mad-Eye Moody Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Quote by Mad-Eye Moody If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Quote by Sirius Black I sometimes find, and I am sure you know the feeling, that I simply have too many thoughts and memories crammed into my mind…. At these times… I use the Pensieve. One simply siphons the excess thoughts from one’s mind, pours them into the basin, and examines them at one’s leisure. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Curiosity is not a sin… But we should exercise caution with our curiosity… yes, indeed. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Quote by Albus Dumbledore In dreams, we enter a world that’s entirely our own. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alkaban - Quote by Albus Dumbledore We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter’s the one, and Voldy’s gone moldy, so now let’s have fun! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Peeves’ Victory Song. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Albus Dumbledore We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Quote by Albus Dumbledore It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew – and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents – that there was all the difference in the world. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince- Quote by Albus Dumbledore Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here! Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Dumbledore to Harry as he struggles with grief and anger over Sirius’s death. Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike …We wizards have mistreated and abused our fellows for too long, and we are now reaping our reward. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quote fromDumbledore to Harry, talking about Sirius’s treatment of Kreacher People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Quote by Albus Dumbledore It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Quote from Dumbledore to Harry When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Quote by Albus Dumbledore It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Albus Dumbledore You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quote by Ginny Weasley There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Hearing voices no one else can hear isn’t a good sign, even in the wizarding world. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Quote by Ron Weasley It is our choices… that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets- Quote by Albus Dumbledore Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Quote by Arthur Weasley As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all – the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Albus Dumbledore There is no good or evil: only power and those too weak to seek it. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Quirinus Quirrell The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure. Thoughts are not etched on the inside of skulls, to be perused by an invader. The mind is a complex and many-layered thing. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quote by Severus Snape Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quote by Albus Dumbledore The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with caution. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human … the fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strength. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix He chose the boy he thought most likely to be a danger to him … and notice this, Harry. He chose, not the pureblood (which according to his creed, is the only kind of wizard worth being or knowing), but the half-blood, like himself. He saw himself in you before he had ever seen you, and in marking you with that scar, he did not kill you, as he intended, but gave you powers, and a future, which have fitted you to escape him not once, but four times so far. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quote from Dumbledore to Harry Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Quote by Albus Dumbledore An invisible barrier separated him from the rest of the world. He was – he had always been a marked man. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Time is making fools of us again. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Quote by Albus DumbledoreNow I will overwhelm you with Harry Potter quotes. So you mean the Stone's only safe as long as Quirell stands up to Snape? said Hermione in alarm. It'll be gone by next Tuesday, said Ron. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone- Quote by Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley I think you need your inner eye checked. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone- Quote by Harry Potter Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Not my daughter, you bitch! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Quote by Molly Weasley You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think that we don’t recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble? Your father is alive in you, Harry, and shows himself plainly when you have need of him. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alkaban - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alkaban - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Indeed, your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has always been your greatest weakness. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quote from Dumbledore to Voldermort I say there are spots that don’t come off… Spots that never come off, d’you know what I mean. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Quote by Mad-Eye Moody Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Quote by Mad-Eye Moody If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Quote by Sirius Black I sometimes find, and I am sure you know the feeling, that I simply have too many thoughts and memories crammed into my mind…. At these times… I use the Pensieve. One simply siphons the excess thoughts from one’s mind, pours them into the basin, and examines them at one’s leisure. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Curiosity is not a sin… But we should exercise caution with our curiosity… yes, indeed. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Quote by Albus Dumbledore In dreams, we enter a world that’s entirely our own. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alkaban - Quote by Albus Dumbledore We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter’s the one, and Voldy’s gone moldy, so now let’s have fun! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Peeves’ Victory Song. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Albus Dumbledore We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Quote by Albus Dumbledore It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew – and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents – that there was all the difference in the world. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince- Quote by Albus Dumbledore Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here! Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Dumbledore to Harry as he struggles with grief and anger over Sirius’s death. Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike …We wizards have mistreated and abused our fellows for too long, and we are now reaping our reward. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quote fromDumbledore to Harry, talking about Sirius’s treatment of Kreacher People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Quote by Albus Dumbledore It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Quote from Dumbledore to Harry When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Quote by Albus Dumbledore It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Albus Dumbledore You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quote by Ginny Weasley There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Hearing voices no one else can hear isn’t a good sign, even in the wizarding world. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Quote by Ron Weasley It is our choices… that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets- Quote by Albus Dumbledore Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Quote by Arthur Weasley As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all – the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Albus Dumbledore There is no good or evil: only power and those too weak to seek it. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Quirinus Quirrell The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure. Thoughts are not etched on the inside of skulls, to be perused by an invader. The mind is a complex and many-layered thing. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quote by Severus Snape Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quote by Albus Dumbledore The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with caution. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human … the fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strength. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix He chose the boy he thought most likely to be a danger to him … and notice this, Harry. He chose, not the pureblood (which according to his creed, is the only kind of wizard worth being or knowing), but the half-blood, like himself. He saw himself in you before he had ever seen you, and in marking you with that scar, he did not kill you, as he intended, but gave you powers, and a future, which have fitted you to escape him not once, but four times so far. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Quote from Dumbledore to Harry Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Quote by Albus Dumbledore An invisible barrier separated him from the rest of the world. He was – he had always been a marked man. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Time is making fools of us again. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Quote by Albus Dumbledore Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I love this kid) TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom: 1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore. 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know. 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'. 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... 10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain. 37 Things to do on an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!" (so me) About 95 percent of girls would scream if Edward jumped over a Cliff, 4 percent would yell "JUMP!" and 1 percent would push him off. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I'm the 1 percent that would push him off... and I'd put spikes and garlic at the bottom. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile ATTENTION: RedFox545 is a pedopile! HE IS A 56 YEAR OLD MAN! DO NOT TALK TO HIM! If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wonder if other websites have these 'copy and paste' things, but don't know because you spend about 90% of your time on FanFiction anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile. If you believe that those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Sandy was CRAZY for breaking Soda's hot heart, copy and pase this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if someone's ever called you weird...and you thanked them. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever had a crush on someone who doesn't even know you exsist, copy and past this onto your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Even if you can't see him, God is there! If you believe in God, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?", copy this to your profile. If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy this to your profile If you have ever started randomly singing, put this in your profile If you are pissed off at Kanye West, copy and paste this onto your profile! D: Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile I've been diagnosed with Obsessive Curtis Disorder put this on your profile if you've caught it to! -When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. -Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. Take time and read each sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line ...When you're home alone and someone knocks on your door. 10% say, "Who is it?" 64% look through the peep hole 25% open the door 1% Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer Repost if you're that 1% (I am part of the 1%) My Mother... 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC."Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC."If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT."Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY."Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS."Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM."Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA."You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER."This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY."If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE."I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION."Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY."There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION."Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING."You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP."Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS."You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS."Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM."When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Yeah, I'm a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just a douchebag. If you were wondering here is the birthday of all the greasers: Ponyboy- July 22, 1952 Dallas-November 9, 1948 Two-Bit-June 20, 1948 Johnny-March 1, 1950 Sodapop-October 8, 1949 Steve-April 15, 1949 Darry-January 5, 1946 Tim-November 5, 1947 STAY GOLD! :) You say Edward, I say Sodapop, You say Bella, I say Cherry, You say Jacob, I say Dallas, You say Forks, I say Tulsa, You say The lion fell in love with the lamb, I say Stay gold, You say Vampires are badass, I say greasers would still mock them for sparkling in the sun, You say Stephanie Meyer , I say S.E Hinton, You say Twilight, I say The Outsiders. In Remeberance of Lily Potter All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made Hogwarts students write: "If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout ‘TO THE BAT MOBILE!’" I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,who loves and is obsessed with The Outsiders, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, kiki1607, Cirruz The Night Elf, Em-Ster 9-1-1, greasy girl love, JohnnyIsMyGoldSunset, mk and j, BiggestJohnnyFanStayGold If you see Johnny as a deep person like Ponyboy does, add this to your profile. Don't want a knight in shining armor; I want a greaser in Converse and hair grease! If you're against animal cruelty, then copy this into your profile! If you're against animal experimentation, then copy and paste! If when you hear the song "Replay" by Iyaz, your version of the first line is "Dally's like a melody in my head...", then copy and paste. If you love greasers, are a self-confessed greaser fan, and are a proud member of TEAM GREASER and can't stand Socs...COPY AND PASTE! If you know in fact Sodapop Curtis is BLOND, but don't the heck mind when Rob Lowe played him, copy and paste If you think we should all go back to the 50's-early 60's, copy and paste this into your profile! If you support Sodapop Curtis, copy and paste this to your profile. Copy and paste this if you AREN'T a BELIEBER If you HATE slash, copy and paste this on your profile 96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from the Empire State Building. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler, a lawnchair, and shout, "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this in your profile. Personal stuff: I usually don't share things like this with people but thankfully, no one on here is judgmental on here. When I am at school, my friends talk about gossip and movies like Twilight and things like that. Hey, I have no problem with movies like that, they're pretty cool! But I would really like to have a friend at my school where I can talk and tell them about my writing and my favorite things. I don't really think I belong at school. I felt a bit like an outcast since I am different to everyone else but I like being different. I really want to tell people about my love for writing and my love for my favorite things to write about. On here, I can talk about my favorite things and no one makes fun of me for what I am and what I like and for this, I thank you all. If you feel the same way like me, then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name underneath! Starskulls, BiggestJohnnyFansStayGold " Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now If fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to others, copy and paste If you get excited every time you see a single, solitary, new review, copy and paste I wonder who the first person was who looked at a cow and said: "I'll just pull those dangly things and see what comes out, and then drink it." Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. 150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts 1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”. Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT won't make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL, Calling me a NERD will only BOOST MY CONFIDENCE I'm a greaser, I'm a straight up G Optomist- the glass is half full. Favorite Book: The Outsiders Favorite Movie: The Outsiders Favorite Things To Do: read fanfiction,write fanfiction, reads books play violin and piano. I am in the advanced Orchestra. I love Math. Grade: 8th I love The Outsiders because I can identify with Ponyboy. I love to read and watch movies, I have reddish brown hair (mines darker than Ponyboy's though), I love to draw, and I have greenish-gray eyes that I wish were more gray. R.E.V.I.E.W.- Responsive Enlightenment of Views Importantly Expressed to the Writer. My interests: Well I love The Outsiders, The Outsiders, The Outsiders, The Outsiders... Did I forget to mention The Outsiders? -I love movies and I would go anytime I want, if my curfew would be a bit later and if I would have a movie theatre near my house. The nearest is forty-five minutes from home (in a car ride), so it kinda sucks. -I always have my nose buried in a book, like Ponyboy. -I write a lot and people say I'm a good writer, like Ponyboy. -I love poems and my favourite poem is Nothing Gold Can Stay, by Robert Frost, like Ponyboy. -I'm unfortunately NOT sportive, but I love running, like Ponyboy. I feel free when I do, when I feel the wind either pushing me forward or blowing my hair in every direction, I kinda like it! Copy-paste this in your profile and put it in Bold if it's you! You talk to yourself a lot. (Ex: Hmm, what would happen if Ponyboy was younger? Oh, story idea! Must write it down!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Ex: Why do I constantly ask my self random things?) When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Ex: Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (maybe just sugar...) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. You've researched the 60s for fun, and you have asked questions concerning the 60s to your baffled history teacher. You daydream about the greasers and imagine yourself in their time period. You've started using the words, "ain't", "golly", "gee", "dig", "tuff", and other old slang words proudly, not paying attention to the weird stares you're getting from people around you. You've read the book so many times you could quote entire pages from it. You rush up to every random person reading the book, squealing and babbling about how amazing the book is, and how much they're gonna love it so much. You say these thing to COMPLETE STRANGERS too. You've developed a sudden interest in old movies. You write "Stay Gold" as the last line of every letter you write. You and your best friend spend three hours running around the mall asking random people where you can find some white and black Converse high-tops, just because Ponyboy has white ones and Johnny has black. Then you spend all your mom's birthday money buying some. You spend twenty bucks at the bouncy ball machine, trying to get a red one. Then when you do, you walk around your subdivision for hours, bouncing it like Ponyboy does in the beginning of the movie. You laugh hysterically when you really do "step out into the sunlight from the darkness of the movie house" You've committed the Nothing Gold Can Stay poem to memory You've written (or are writing) multiple fanfictions relating to the Outsiders You start quoting the book. You've memorized the number page on your favorite parts You make a list of Greasers and Socs using people you know. I think I am most like Ponyboy. Like, I do so many things he does, its creepy. You love your English teacher for getting you to read it. You want to hit people when your teacher's showing the Outsiders movie, and they don't pay attention to it. Certain songs remind you of the gang. You've read the book multiple times, and wonder about all the little details. You contemplate the meaning of "gallant" You read this list and laugh at how many things you've done. (I have done nearly every one of these things, it's crazy!!) When talking to someone who has never read it, you get defensive when they ask if Ponyboy was his real name. You freak whenever you see a blue Mustang. You've read the book multiple times You start calling your group of close friends a gang You watch sunsets (and sunrises) If you know in fact Sodapop Curtis is BLOND, but don't the heck mind when Rob Lowe played him, copy and paste. If you think we should all go back to the 50's-early 60's, copy and paste this into your profile! If you support Pepsi-Cola, copy and paste this to your profile. If you support Ponyboy Curtis, copy and paste this to your profile. If you support Darry Curtis, copy and paste this to your profile. If you support Two-Bit Matthews, copy and paste this to your profile if you support Johnnycakes, copy and paste this to your profile if you support Dallas Winston, copy and paste this to your profile if you support the Curly Sheppard, copy and paste this to you profile if you support Tim Sheppard, copy and paste to your profile A True story ... The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Don't EVER regret anything that ever made you smile. -Studies show that intelligent girls are more depressed because they know that the world can lie. I don't think for a bit they sit around and think everything's gonna be all right... They know who sides, shadows, shapes, a devil, an angel; there's no in-between. She speaks in third person so that she can forget she's me... -Fall in love or fall in hate. Get inspired or get depressed. Ace a test or flunk a class. Make babies or make art. Speak the truth or lie and cheat. Dance on tables or sit in the corner. Life is divine chaos. Embrace it. Forgive yourself. Breathe. And enjoy the ride... -Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where you end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Screw me over and I'll do you twice as bad. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea :) -I'm gonna smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me. -Yeah we laugh too hard and act too immature, but I wouldn't have it any other way! -You have to take the good with the bad, smile when you're sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had... Always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret, people change, things go wrong, just remember, life goes on. -Don't worry about people in your past; there's a reason they didn't make it to your future. - Love the drunkin' night's I'll never remember with the greatest friends I'll never forget. The best and most beautiful things in the world can not be seen or heard they must be felt with the heart. -Helen Keller I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Why do we have to make stereotypes. They just make people feel horrible. Just because I believe in one thing or was from a certain place or taught a certain thing, doesn't make me a bad person, nor does it you. Stop making stereotypes about people. It would make the world a better place. When you look at a reader you see a person thats smart and gets good grades. A person who has a imagination greater than some and can come up with great stories. But do you really know a reader? A reader is someone who buries their time in a book to be cut off from the rest of the world. A reader is someone who put themselves into a book to be cut off from the crud that the rest of the world gives them. A reader is someone needs to see the pain of them self in another person to find the meaning. A reader is someone who feels depressed and needs to be alone. Now do you know a reader? If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of the Teen peopulation would die if abrocrombie and fitch decided breathing wasn't cool, because they're all socs. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. ()_()Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies). If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to yout profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile. (5 points) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, paste this in your profile. If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile. If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this. For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the pencil. Crazy is when you skip down the hallway and wave at people who give you weird looks. Crazy is when you realize and say out loud something random like: "Did you know that singing while eating a hamburger can cause Possible Spontaneous Human Combustion? It's true!" Crazy is me. So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall (or anything else) while you were sugar-high, copy onto profile If you've ever lost someone (pets count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you would take a bullet for your best friend, copy and paste this onto your profile Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste Favourite Quotes 1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea. Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry. Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days. F is for Fights, switchblades and rumbles, U is you do it for Johnny! N is for nights you roam around with greasers! Down here in Tulsa, Oklahoma I don't want a' knight in shining armor, I want a greaser with converses 'n 501 levi's! Falling, falling into the arms of a greaser- a hood. I'M A GREASER GIRL! If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile (For me it's Ponyboy and Sodapop) If you've read/ watched The Outsiders so much you can and quote it word for word copy and paste If you think The Gang are angels from up above copy and paste. •..STAY GOLD ..•» *(·.·).I.(·.·)* * *(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)* *·..·*The Outsiders*·.* * *·.(· Forever·)..·* SCREW A VAMPIRE IN A VOLVO I WANT A GREASER IN 501 LEVIS N CONVERSE You don't HAVE TO BE THIN... You don't HAVE TO WEAR MAKE-UP... You don't HAVE TO CRY OVER THE FAKE MAGAZINE MODELS... You don't HAVE TO FOLLOW THE CROWD... You don't HAVE TO CHANGE YOURSELF FOR SOMEBODY ELSE... You DO need TO BE YOURSELF! THAT'S WHAT BEAUTIFUL MEANS! BE YOU TIFUL! WHO AM I? I am not like all of the other girls. I don't care to go get my nails done at the mall after school. I'm not a girl who turns around and decides to care about some other girl's negative opinion of me. What is the big deal behind how I'm different? Why can't others just accept me for me? I say that I'm proud of myself. I accept my differences, just like all of my friends. I don't carry around a purse. I don't wear any make-up. I stick to jeans and a good hoodie, but these other girls wear fancy tops and short skirts. Pass me my tennis shoes, not some high heels. I care for comfort, not for blisters. I leave my long hair down, or I simply put it up in one small style. I don't keep my eyes glued on my reflection all the time. Instead, I read and write, being proud in who I am. It takes one person to make a difference, and out of all of 'em girly girls, I'm the tomboy outsider that stands out from the crowd. That actually makes me happy. :) Almost all good writing begins with terrible first efforts. You need to start somewhere~Anne Lamott Nobody is the same. We're all different, so embrace it and accept it, or ignore it and feel insecure for no reason at all. Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs I, BiggestJohnnyFanStayGold , have used my talents to make a difference. Really? How can you fight a fire with fire? How can you stop a flood with water? How do we think violence will solve violence? Copy and Past this to stop violence all over the world. So we have a world in the future. Ponyboy, I asked the nurse to give you this book so you could finish it. The doctor came in a while ago but I already knew it anyway. I keep getting tireder and tireder. Listen,I don't mind dying now. It was worth it. It was worth saving those kids. Their lives are worth more than mine, they have more to live for. Some of the parents came by to thank me and I know it was worth it. Tell Dally it was worth it. I'm just gonna miss you guys. I've been thinking about it, and that poem, that guy that wrote it, he meant you are gold when you're a kid, like green. When you're a kid everything is new, dawn. It's just. When just when you get used to everything it's day. Like the way you dig sunsets, Pony. That's Gold. Keep it that way, it's a good way to be. I want you to tell Dally to look at one. He'll probably think you're crazy , but ask for me. I don't think he's ever really seen a sunset. And don't be bugged over being a greaser. You still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want. There's still a lot of good in the world. Tell Dally. I don't think he knows. Your Buddy, Johnny That's it for now. Stay Gold, everybody! -BiggestJohnnyFanStayGold |
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