Yo every one, sorry for the large gap between updates, but I've been having the most interesting writers block, I got inspired to begin writing a gamer fanfiction and was going to do it for Harry Potter or Trollhunter, sat down in front of my computer and then I wrote a thousand words for my Naruto/Avatar the last airbender fic... So yeah, that was weird.

Anyway, I decided, fuck writers block, and forced myself to write a chapter for this story, I hope it came out alright and that you all enjoy it and I'm very happy to see all the attention this story is getting, even when I don't write a chapter for months, all of you still read and enjoy my stories, thank you, it really means a lot to me.

Onto other news, I created a Ko-fi account under the username of thatkircguy, I would really appreciate it if you supported me there, pretty please with Ko-fi on top. It seems Fanfic is not allowing me to post anything that even appears to be a link, so I won't be able to supply you with one, but you can still easily find my page by googling it, so there's that.

Now, I believe you want to read the next chapter of Hogwarts Overkill, I present you with chapter 12, I hope it's alright.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Harry Potter and it's a good thing too, could you imagine the nightmares I could give you with... say the image of a naked Hiruzen with Hagrid or Dumbledore.

Chapter 12: Interview with a ninja

Naruto wasn't having a good day, he began the day waking up to Orochimaru snuggling into his chest and then he had to sneak through Hogwarts in the nude, then, in the morning, Naruto had to deal with Orochimaru again... what he learned about Orochimaru and Jiraiya... Naruto had to stop himself from imagining it, lest he choke on his overly sweet tea.

Now, Naruto found himself seated in a room covered in pink and moving pictures of numerous cats, if one paid attention to the details of the room, they would find a woman who appeared to blend into the room due to the pink clothes she wore.

"Now Naruto, may I call you Naruto?" The sickeningly sweet voice of Deloris Umbridge cut through the room. Not waiting For Naruto's reply, Umbridge continued. "Now Naruto, you know why you're here, don't you?"

"Um, is this about what happened with that Harry kid earlier, or are you talking about the explosion?" Naruto blinked, finding it odd that he replied without thinking.

Umbridge leaned forward with interest "Why don't you start at the beginning and go from there." Umbridge said as she took out a notepad.

"I woke up with Orochimaru in my bed." Blinking again, Naruto attempted to resist what was making him speak without thinking. "He said he was naked with Jiraiya and then I ran through the castle naked." Damnit, today really wasn't his day.

"Oh my." Umbridge muttered. "Err, why don't we begin with what happened between you and the potter brat."

"Right." Naruto resigned himself, lest he say embarrassing things in the wrong context. "Well, I was in Orochimaru's lab and Bee brought Harry in."

Flashback

"I'm ready to make a deal."

"Mister Potter, I don't know what you think you're doing here, but you will leave this area immediately."

"Professor McGonagall?" Harry asked, wondering what his head of house was doing in Orochimaru's lab. "I'm sorry professor, but I need to talk to Orochimaru, I'll... I'll explain everything later."

"Detention, Mister Potter." McGonagall replied. "Now leave and don't think I will forget about this, you and I will be having words about this later."

"Now see here old lady, Harry ain't no baby, he's picking his path, so you shouldn't unleash your wrath." Bee rapped.

"Old lady?" McGonagall ground out.

"Enough of this." Orochimaru interrupted, bringing the attention of everyone in the room on him. "Now Miss McGonagall, I realise that you are not fond of the idea of young Harry-kun being here, but I would suggest that you allow him to converse with me."

"And why should I do that?" McGonagall shot back.

"Because I feel you will find what Harry-kun has to say to be quite interesting." Orochimaru replied, gesturing towards Harry. Feeling that he had yet to convince McGonagall, Orochimaru continued. "Or perhaps you would rather ignore the influence Voldemort has on Harry." Well, he didn't know if Voldemort had any influence on Harry, but given the similarities between his curse mark and Harry's scar, Orochimaru made an educated guess.

"What does that monster have to do with this?" McGonagall asked, scowling when she heard Voldemorts' name.

"He's... he's in me. There's a piece of Voldemort in me." Harry interrupted, his gaze set on the floor in front of him. "I don't know how or why, but there's a piece of Voldemort in me and it's keeping him alive."

McGonagall's eyes softened at the sight of Harry's nervous form. "Harry, there's no need to worry about such a thing, had such a magic existed, Dumbledore would know and he would have noticed the signs in you."

"Kukuku." Orochimaru chuckled. "I wouldn't be so sure about that."

"And why would that be?" McGonagall asked, glaring at Orochimaru.

"Because Dumbledore asked me not to talk about my curse mark, which is similar in nature to the mark on Harry-kun's head." Orochimaru smirked at the shocked and disbelief on the witch and young wizards face. "He even lied to me when I asked if magic that mimicked my curse mark existed."

"And we should trust you based on what? Your word?" McGonagall asked, her voice becoming cold. "Dumbledore would never withhold such vital information concerning Voldemort, let alone lie about the existence of such magic."

"Unless it serves a purpose." Orochimaru replied.

"And what would the purpose for hiding something so significant?" McGonagall shot back.

"Should Voldemort discover that Dumbledore knows the reason for Voldemort's immortality, surely Voldemort would ensure his survival by protecting his weak points, this being his version of the curse mark." Orochimaru explained.

"But Voldemort has been trying to kill me since day one." Harry interrupted.

"Therein lies a clue, either Voldemort is willing to destroy a part of himself to kill you, or he is unaware of it and should he be aware, he will most likely try to imprison you rather than kill you." Orochimaru replied. "And there is another side both of you have neglected to consider. As I have told you, Harry-kun, the methods to removing a curse mark are via the death of the user, that being you, Harry-kun, the painful method of sealing it and finally simply removing it, your death would be the simplest method to remove it, if Voldemort is as hated as you have made him out to be, could you imagine how many people would opt for the simple route and kill you, without others attempting to kill you, Dumbledore would more time to devote to removing Voldemort from you without worry for assassination attempts coming from all sides." Well, there were darker possibilities for Dumbledore to keep everyone ignorant about the marks true nature, but Orochimaru decided the easiest, most acceptable method would be to play to their image of Dumbledore, who knows, it could even be what Dumbledore intended all along.

"But that would mean... Oh my... And that's why Harry has a connection with Voldemort... but Dumbledore would have..." McGonagall muttered, struggling to come to terms with what Orochimaru had said.

"Dumbledore Knew?" Harry shook his head, he could focus on that later. "You said that you could remove it... that you would remove Voldemort from this mark, but... but you want to study it first. I... I agree to the deal." Harry felt a ball of nervousness in his stomach which grew several times larger when he was the grin on Orochimaru's face.

Extending his hand towards Harry, Orochimaru's grin grew larger when Harry gripped it. "The deal is set. I will study your scar and then remove Voldemorts' presence from it." Orochimaru paused to take a breath. "Have you given any thought to the second part of the deal... To put it simply, who do you want brought back from the dead?"

A loud thump sounded through the room, startling Harry. "What was that?" Harry asked, removing his hand from Orochimaru's grip, Harry grabbed his wand.

"Your teacher fainted." Naruto replied nudging McGonagall's face. "Oi, Orochimaru, are you done studying me today?" Naruto asked, still feeling nauseous over waking up with Orochimaru.

"Yes, I would say that you have given me enough samples to last a good few weeks." Orochimaru commented, happy with the numerous things he would soon learn from Naruto's blood. "Harry-kun, I would like to ask you that you not tell Dumbledore yet, while I feel that he would appreciate the help in removing Voldemort, I believe he would not trust me to examine your scar without his presence and that would hinder my progress in unravelling the secrets of your scar." At Harry's reluctant nod, Orochimaru smirked. "Good, you may leave if you like, I will ask the same thing of McGonagall when she wakes up."

"Great, I'm out of here." Naruto said as he jumped hopped off the metal table.

A few hours later and Naruto was attempting to whistle as he walked down one of the numerous corridors in Hogwarts, not willing to admit he was lost, Naruto refused to look for someone that knew where he was, you would think that a few dozen shadow clones would have mapped out the entire castle by now, but apparently they missed a few places.

"Brother of mine, is that who I think it is?" Fred asked, having spotted Naruto.

"Me thinks so, what do you suppose two innocent students such as us should do?" George replied, a grin forming on his face.

"We should do what we would to any other that is as lost as this one, assist them." Fred added, his own grin threatening to split his face.

Naruto glared at the moving painting on the wall, it was the third time he had passed it and the fifth passage that somehow led back to it, if this continued, he was going to make his own pathway regardless of the numerous walls that stood in his way.

"Naruto, my good chap, how have you been?" Fred asked cheerfully.

"Been good have you? That's good. Say, would you be willing to help us with a little problem we seem to be having?" George continued.

"What kind of problem?" Naruto asked, genuinely interested in what the twins had to say.

"I'm so glad you asked, you see, there's a small problem with one of the classrooms." Fred began.

"And we could use your help in fixing it, if you feel up to it, just follow us." George finished.

"Sure." Naruto grinned, he could follow the twins, help them with their little problem and then he would be free from this infernal hallway.

Following the twins, Naruto found himself returning to a familiar area, soon he found himself standing outside a classroom that his shadow clones had missed.

"We have gone as far as we can go." Fred said dramatically.

"Alas, we cannot enter this room, for it holds an ancient curse." George continued.

"Curse?" Naruto asked, not really sure what the twins were talking about.

"But you could rid us of this terrible curse." Fred ignored Naruto in favour of continuing his dramatic dialogue.

"And all it would take is for you to enter the room, close the door and chant these sacred words loudly. I have a question on the goblin rebellion of 1887." George added

"And the curse will be broken." Fred finished.

"Um, okay, I'll just do that then." Naruto replied, before entering the room.

"This is gonna be good." George muttered as the door closed.

"Oh, I agree, brother." Fred grinned, before casting a locking charm on the door.

The twins swiftly placed their ears against the door in a bid to hear as much as they could.

Closing the door to the classroom, Naruto frowned, the room looked like it was used just a few minutes ago, shrugging, he decided to do as the twins had told him. "Um, I have a question on the goblin rebellion of 1887."

"I'll be with you in just a second." Naruto heard an extremely monotonous voice announce.

Naruto wondered why such a bland statement would break a curse, but ultimately decided that wizards were just weird like that. Noticing something moving in the room, Naruto paled when he realised what it was. "G...G...G... GHOST." In his rush to escape the room, Naruto missed the door, instead he went straight through the wall, leaving behind a large hole.

Rushing down the hallway, Naruto all but ignored anything that stood in his way, choosing to go through it rather than avoid it, luckily there were very few students that wanted to hang around Binns classroom, but there were still a large amount of walls that were damaged in Naruto's manly retreat.

Flashback end

"And that basically covers the incident earlier." Naruto finished. "I got a few extra details from my shadow clones that were following me and making my day harder."

Writing down the details that Naruto had provided her, Umbridge grinned. "Thank you, Naruto, you have been most helpful." Umbridge said. "Let's see here, illegal experimentation, illegal dealings with a minor, illegal promises to perform a necromantic ritual, conspiracy, property damage to a school, endangerment of a school full of minors. Yes, I believe this will be enough to have all you guards and Dumbledore arrested."

"I don't think that's going to happen." Naruto replied honestly.

"Are you referring to my use of truth serum, because there is enough illegal activity here to overlook my use of Veritaserum." Umbridge grinned, there was nothing that could stop her now.

"No." Naruto shook his head. "I'm referring to Orochimaru that's been standing behind you for the last five minutes."

Umbridge didn't have time to respond, before she lost consciousness courtesy of Orochimaru's hand tapping a nerve on the back of her head. "What an interesting thing, what did she call it, Veritaserum... It's a pity I can't ask her directly. I will have to alter her memories of this impromptu interrogation."

"Wait, you can do that... Of course you can, you removed Sasori's influence from Kabuto." Naruto began, before answering his own question.

"Ah yes, you're still under its effects, I wonder why your body hasn't completely rejected its effects yet, surely the Kyuubi would have burnt it out of your system by now." Orochimaru wondered.

"Kurama's napping." Naruto blurted out.

"I see... don't drink anymore of that tea, I will study it after taking care of Umbridges' memories." Orochimaru replied, momentarily taking note of the Kyuubi's name, before getting to the matter at hand.

And that's chapter 12, I hope you enjoyed it, I had a few other scenes in mind for this chapter, like Umbridge meeting Kurama or maybe how Naruto came to a stop from his manly retreat, but ultimately I decided to end it here... Hmmm, maybe I'll have those scenes in an Omake in future chapters, Hell, I even had a funny idea for Harry's trial.

If you're wondering why Orochimaru said Dumbledore was lying, there is a hint in one of the previous chapters... Orochimaru talked about his curse mark and Dumbledore asked him to not mention it again, I think it was chapter 2 or maybe 3.

Anyway, please favourite, follow and review this story, you wouldn't believe how much it motivates me.