Author has written 13 stories for Legend of Zelda, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Final Fantasy XIII, Harry Potter, Slender, Frozen, and Legend of Korra. Name: Sophie Age: 18 Height: Roughly 5.6, 5.7 Weight: Don't Know, Don't Care Special Ability: Annoying people so much that they want to shoot themselves with their shotguns Fave anime/manga: Naruto/Naruto Shippuden Bleach Neon Genesis Evangelion Elemental Gelade Ouran High School Host Club Angel Beats Vampire Knight/Vampire Knight: Guilty One Piece Claymore The Wallflower Fave Cartoons: Star Wars: The Clone Wars Avatar: The Last Airbender The Legend of Korra Huntik: Secrets and Seekers Dragon Booster Storm Hawks Skyland RWBY Fave Video Games: Legend of Zelda series Final Fantasy series Kingdom Hearts series Chrono series Sly series Mortal Kombat series Street Fighter series Tekken series Lost Odyssey Shadow Hearts: A New World Prince of Persia series Fave couples: NaruHina ArthurXKitt AerrowXPiper MahadXDhalia Kataang Tokka TophXOC Sukki Yukka Maiko Korrasami Bopal Past Linzen Pemzin (only a bit) LinXOC (hint: a story I'm writing! ;D) Lophie DanteXZhalia Fave Genres: Romance (WOOT WOOT!) Fantasy Sci-fi Drama Adventure Hurt/Comfort Humour Tragedy I love ...: CHOCOLATE (I mean, who doesn't?) Pizza Bananas I hate ...: ONE FRIGGIN' DIRECTION (sorry lovers of the band!) OC's: Name: Mayuki Natsukaze Morimoto Age: 16 Height: 5.9 Weight: 60 kg Race: Human Relatives: Ahsoka Tano (twin by bond and as both were born on the same day at the same time, four minutes apart, making her the younger one) Sabishii Kizu Sutorenja (fiancé) Mother (deceased) Father (deceased) Older Brother (deceased) Older Sister (deceased) Baby Sister (deceased) Homeworld: Ryloth Profession: Chieftess of Ryloth Status: Jedi Padawan (though not part of Jedi Order due to attachment to Sabishii, still serves them when need be), Warrior, Huntress, Ninja, Sorceress Lover: Sabishii Kizu Sutorenja Name: Sabishii Kizu Sutorenja Age: 16 Height: 6.2 Weight: 80 kg Race: Human Relatives: Mayuki Kaede Morimoto (fiancé) Ahsoka Tano (soon-to-be sister-in-law) Soon-to-be Mother-in-law (deceased) Soon-to-be Father-in-law (deceased) Soon-to-be Older Brother-in-law (deceased) Soon-to-be Older Sister-in-law (deceased) Soon-to-be Baby Sister-in-law (deceased) Homeworld: Stewjon Profession: Chief of Ryloth Status: Jedi Padawan (due to attachment with Mayuki, is no longer part of the Order but serves whenever possible), Warrior, Ninja Lover: Mayuki Kaede Morimoto Name: Naruhi Tonata Age: 18 Height: 5'8 Weight: 57 kg Race: Half Arkanian, Half Human (has the white eyes but has black hair with blonde streaks) Relatives: Mother Father (deceased) Older Brother Homeworld: Arkania Profession: Scientist in evolution and genetic changes Status: Jedi Knight (secretly with a lover) Lover: Sasura Sakuke Name: Sasura Sakuke Age: 17 Height: 6'5 Weight: 82.5 kg Race: Chiss (emo styled black hair with typical red eyes, but they produce red mist like flames) Relatives: Mother Father (deceased) Younger Brother Younger Sister Homeworld: Csilla Profession: Weapons engineer for the Galactic Republic Status: Citizen (middle to upper class), gunner Lover: Naruhi Tonata Name: Aikou Kaiyou Age: 19 Height: 5'11 Weight: 61.5 kg Race: Samuac (human in every perspective, has tan skin and brown hair, but they have red eyes similar to a Chiss) Relatives: Mother (deceased) Father Little Sister Homeworld: New Kisge Profession: Barmaid and Mercenary at night Status: Jedi Knight (secretly in a relationship), moonlight mercenary and citizen (lower to middle class) Lover: Himdeul Elotig Name: Himdeul Elotig Age: 17, nearly 18 Height: 6'7 Weight: 83.5 kg Race: Zeltron (deep crimson skin, bright blue-silver eyes and dark blue gothic hair [think Noctis' hair in FF XIII Versus]) Relatives: Mother (deceased) Father Older brother Twin sister Younger Brother Homeworld: Zeltros Profession: Delivery Boy and Rebel Sharpshooter Status: Rebel, citizen (lower to middle class) Lover: Aikou Kaiyou FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Will help you move. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this FRIENDS: Fade I saw this on a fellow writer's page (Daelyn Paolini) and this story made me die inside. This next bit here is the cutest, sadest thing ever... I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Re post this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (aren't all girls?!) I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I must not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I used to TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEELEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activitist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russian's roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (I'm not, but a couple of my family members are gay, you've got a problem, you don't even have seven days! CHYAA!!!) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be coneited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love friend chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. (I don't care if I am now, I'll be beautiful when I mature into a woman [yeah right for the maturing part]) I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (I blame the icing sugar sandwiches I kept making when my parents weren't looking when I was four, lols!) I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (haha, yum) I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEELEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino. (well, I SORT OF am!) I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS, and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone (I have connections in EVERY group baby! XD) I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (I WAS FOUR WHEN I TOOK SIPS OF MY GRAMPA'S BEER ... with his consent, HA!) I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy. (I'm actually sanity-challenged - oh, what the hell, i'm INSANE!!!) I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I'm ONLY over controlling if my friends are dating ... they're like my sisters) I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. (You peoples JUST know this now?! XD) I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(only a fangirl of people who are in games, so I can't be a stalker, TAKE THAT!) I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted. (Fuck yeah!) I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (actually called a kilt) I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be reponsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE. I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (FYI, I DON'T CARE!!!) I care about the ENVIRONMENT I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (seriously ... I am!) I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (relationship wise, yes, but I still have my friends) I have my OWN spiritiual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I'm a WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST BE GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME, AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Oooo! FREE CANDY FROM A WHITE VAN!!!) I'm SWEDISH, therefore, I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (duh!) I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (for the fashion, not the attitude) I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid, I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. (HELL YEAH, MATE!!!) I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a lose, and not be up with the times. I'm GAY, so I'm after EVERY straight guy around. I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a LESBIAN. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (I made it look like an accident ...) I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I'm just a person with a big heart, gimme a break!) I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE, so I MUST be an ARSONIST. I am a LESBIAN, so I MUST have short hair, tattoos and be BUTCH. I am a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to be a MAN. I am SAME-SEX ORIENTED, so I MUST be treated differently. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, So I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight, I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mom Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear The paramedic say, This girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die. So why do people do it, Mom, Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, "Daddy's Girl" is on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!" So I love you and good-bye. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (GUNBLADE, Lightning, Hope :P) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile You know you live in 2011 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have Facebook or Twitter. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me .••) .•).•.•) .•) (.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you rae one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile doesanyoneknowwhatthebigbaratthebottomofthekeyboardisfor? If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. How much am I worth? Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 Total: $50 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 Total so far: $200 Height: [ ] Over 7′ - $200 Total so far: $275 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 Total so far: $375 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 Total so far: $525 Drink? [x] I did like once - $400 Total so far: $925 Vision? [x] perfect vision - $400 Total so far: $1325 Shoe Size: [ ] 13 - $300 Total so far: $1375 Favorite Colour/s (multiple): [ ] Green - $750 Total: $2575 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 Total: $3575 Girls Female Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together Controversial Issues: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalising gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalising gay marriage Yes, I submitted and joined the dark side... If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't get all the fuss about copying and pasting things to your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. If you are as Wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile. OZheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile! If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile. If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile. If you think Elphie's hat is SCANDALACIOUS copy this to your page and spread the WICKED cheer! They moved together- blue diamonds on a green field. Elphaba and Fiyero deserve each other. If you’re a Fiyeraba addict, and unashamed to admit it, post this on your profile. If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever used a Galindafied word and gotten weird looks from people, copy this into your profile. (more than you could count...) If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile. If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile. (both times!) If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile. If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself or fictional characters copy/paste this into your profile (i spend all my spare time hanging out with fictional characters. i also not only talk to myself, i get into debates with myself, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day. one time i lost an argument to myself about pie PX) If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you think that green skin is awesome and wish that you had it, copy this into your profile. If you listen to your Wicked CD religiously, and know the words back to front, copy this onto your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile If you, like Glinda and Fiyero, can see just how truly beautiful our green girl is, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, like homework, copy this onto your profile If your response to that is “You say that like it’s a bad thing,” copy paste this into your profile -You can relate almost anything to Wicked, even if it is distant. -You wouldn't stop talking about Wicked for months after you saw it, still do on a daily basis, even if it's not about the musical itself, just in general, search viciously for pirated, or any other kind of videos of it, then started writing and reading Fanfictions about it in every spare moment of the day You now want to throw a brick at your TV every time you The Wizard of Oz is on and it gets to the part where Elphaba is "melted," and the only way you're able to stop yourself from going into the garage to find one is by reminding yourself it's all an illusion and she's going to escape with Fiyero, so it's OK. -While looking for colleges the first one on your list was/will be Shiz. -You plan to be in Wicked, and if you get there and find that you’re just not good enough then you think that you can move those darn sets, or perhaps help with the make up, costumes, and props. -Before you do, say, or reply to anything you ask yourself, "What would Elphaba say/do?" -If someone who hates you calls you a witch, you take it as a compliment and even give them a genuine smile and say something along the lines of, "Oh, thank you so much for that lovely compliment, I'm glad you think so!" -You get good grades because you tell yourself, "Elphie would pay attention in class, so I guess I have to." or "Elphie would be studying, not goofing off, so I probably should, too." -You got upset when you found out you couldn't take ancient Vinkun or Ozian for your language classes -You find yourself saying things like, "Oh, my Oz!" or "Sweet Lurline!" or "Oz-forsaken", or even "Son of a Munchkin" in public, and/or on a daily basis and get really weird looks for it. -You wish you had a Goat teacher like Doctor Dillamond. -Someone asks you, "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?" and you answer Oz. -Fairy tale castle? Screw that, I want Kiamo Ko, Oz dammit! -Every fanfiction you write about Wicked is based on your own life in some way, shape, or form, even if it's THE most microscopic basis, because you consider yourself to be Elphaba, just without the magic and green skin. -You can relate almost anything to Wicked, even if it is extremely distant, and when you told this to your little brother while eating out at a resturant one night with your family, he began rambling off a list of completely random objects for you to relate Wicked to, and when he started saying things like "plate," and "twice-baked potato" just to see if he could stump you and prove you wrong, you immediately responded with, "They eat food off of plates in Oz, just like we do. It's not like they just pick it up off the table or anything, jeezum," and, "Oh, well, I'm sure that Fiyero, or Boq, or somebody probably likes twice-baked potatoes, or has at least tried one before!" -When you introduce yourself, you do so with a slightly sarcastic tone and say, "I'm (insert name). You know, the other (insert position)? I'm...beautifully tragic." -You talk to your pet(s) due to suspicion that it/they might be [an] Animal(s) in hiding. -The background on your computer is either an image from the musical, or a drawing/something else that you found online that somebody made as a fan art or something. -You brought up your grades because Elphaba's grades are good -During WoO related conversations, you refer to the Scarecrow and the Wicked Witch of the West as Fiyero and Elphaba, respectively, even if your friends have absolutely no freakin' clue who the *censoring bleep* they are, or what the *bleep* any of what you're blabbering on about has to do with WoO, except that you also mention the names Glinda, Dorothy, Cowardly Lion, Toto (or, more likely, Dodo, instead, in which case they once again get extremely confusified) and occasionally the Wizard If you hate that little brat from Kansas and her dog, Dodo, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you loathe Dorothy and her little dog Dodo then copy and past this on your profile. "Little brat, takes a dead womans' shoes! Must have been raised in a barn!" Elphaba If you are Wicked, no matter what anybody else says or thinks, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are a complete and total overly-obsessed, die-hard, green-skinned, magic-wielding Wicked fanatic to the point that your rants and tirades sometimes make the obsession seem unhealthy to others, and are admittedly overprotective of Elphaba, but extremely proud to admit all of this, and are more than willing to openly smack someone as hard as you possibly can with all the strength in your body if and when they say something bad about Elphie, copy/paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: The people in the world are black and white. If you would proudly be the only green person in the world given the oppurtunity were it possible, copy this into your profile. If you randomly burst out singing songs such as "Put a Banana in your Ear" from Charlie the Unicorn 2, copy this into your profile. If you are able to see how beautiful green skin really is, copy this into your profile. If you have started making up your own Galindafied words and regularly use them in conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (Wicked, Twilight Saga...) (O) WICKED is on my ipod!! 92% of teens have moved on to rap! if your still one of the 8 that still listens to REAL music then put this on ur profile When you saw Enchanted and saw the Wicked poster in the background you freaked out, just like when you realized that Idina Menzel is in it, and that Stephen Schwartz composed the music. If you have ever tried to explain to your friends the difference between Animals and animals and they didn't understand a single word you said and gave you horrified looks because they thought you had finally lost it for reals, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile. 95% of the teenage population would be in a crisis if Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, the Jonas Brothers, and Selena Gomez were on top of a 5 story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% that would be screaming into a bullhorn, "JUMP, BITCHES, JUMP!!!" Imagine this! Nessa, Boq, Galinda, Fiyero, and Elphaba are all sitting at a table at dinner. Nessa looks at Boq. Boq looks at Galinda. Galinda looks at Fiyero. Fiyero looks at Elphaba. Elphaba looks at a book (and occasionally glances at Fiyero) What we have here is a love pentagon! REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life 7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. (Wicked Fans Only) WE HAZ ELPHABA!!!!!!! WE NEED NO OTHER REASON!!!!MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! If Wicked replaced your past obsession, copy and paste this into your profile. ღ You say pink All I want... Is the ability to fly, on a broomstick, and to be green, and black haired, and brown eyed, and be magical, and have a hot Vinkun boyfriend, who just happens to be a Crown Prince, and be BFFs with a perky blonde girl, who goes by more that one name, and a little sister, who's tragically beautiful, and have that one friend, who's in love with my best friend, and maybe a cool relatable teacher, and a evil head Shizstress, and favorite celebrity, who I might work with one day, and you know what would be cool, a flying monkey, and a spell book, that only I can read, and maybe a little green bottle, that's memorabilia from my mother, but what would make it all worth while, a scandalicious hat, Is that too much to ask for? YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH FAN FICTION WHEN: 10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews" and/or "PMs," a.k.a "Private Messages." 9. You're so used to typing/writing that you're constantly touching on your face, picking at your zits, playing with your hair, pulling loose hairs off of your clothes, fiddling with jewelry, etc., etc. just so you can be doing something with your hands because you feel the need to keep them in constant motion out of habit as a result of so much writing. 8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fic. 7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. 6. Short disclaimers are for losers and noobs. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie. 5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fan fiction, and even if you haven't, you can't use the ones you have left because they're either off-topic or your teacher wouldn't know what in the heck you're talking about, so you'd probably fail anyway. (so true, so true XP i had a chance to use a pair of OCs once, but that was it) 4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny, and somtimes it brings plot holes with it, because that's just how the bunnies work. 3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you mother frickin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fan fiction context. 2. Whenever something inspiring happens or a random train of thought enters your head, you screech, "Ooh! Fan fic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 1. You repost this chiz onto your profile! :) TEN SURE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN OBSESSED FANFICTION WRITER 1. When you ask yourself a question as one character and respond as another one. 2. When you begin to compare what a friend says to something one of your characters would say. 3. When you are talking to a friend and you suddenly scream, “Oh my god! I just got the greatest idea for a story of mine!” and your idea has NOTHING to do with what you were talking about. 4. When you lock yourself in your room, crank up the music, and act out an entire story…and then forget everything you thought of. 5. When you are listening to a song and go “Oh my god! This song is exactly what (Insert story here) is about!” 6. When you run around the house dancing and thinking of an idea, acting all crazy, and write the scene that turns out to be a very sad, calm scene. 7. When you fear to daydream because you are afraid of your characters geting killed 8. When you can’t fall asleep without thinking about what is going to happen in your next chapter. 9. When you begin to in vision your own version of someone else’s fanfic. 10. When you think out loud and start giggling and jumping around talking to yourself when you come up with a good idea. This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 22/100 apply to me. 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out |