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Author has written 15 stories for Life is Strange, and Mass Effect.

Avalon1632

Personal Bio Bit:
Timetable
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Stories are now updating whenever the hell my internet works. Every time I try update or upload a chapter on here or Ao3, my browser just sort of seizes for ten minutes then crashes or gives up. So, I'm just going to start trying at random times and hope for the best.

Interesting Stuff:
I have no interesting stuff yet. Will add here if I find anything.

About Me:
I am a Dungeon Master with delusions of literature and a (graduated) student with delusions of free time. I have a lot of weird ideas where I try to put two different fandom universes together to make one of my own. Sometimes it's seamless and works amazingly well together, other times I have to keep smashing the two fandoms together until bits stop falling off, then spackle the holes with stuff from yet more fandoms. Either way, I get some funs outta it. :)


Story Summaries:
Yet-to-Upload Stories-
These are stories that, believe it or not, I have yet to upload. They're mostly just ideas at this point without any actual plans for 'plot' or 'characters' or anything that actually makes a story a story, but I'm putting them here in case they give anyone any ideas. Feel free to do what you like with whatever is here, all I ask is a link because egad I need more stories to read.

101 Days of the Hospital (Life is Strange)
Summary: Life is such a frail thing. It can crumble to nothing in no time at all, due to actions not even your own. If you'd told Max she'd lose everything in a moment, she'd never've believed you. But that's all it took. A blink, a breath, a bottle, a blade, and it was all over. Until she woke up in a hospital bed anyway, where she slowly began to live again. Inspired by the Blackwell Job.

A Little Town Called Nightmare (Life is Strange)
Summary: You can't go home again. That's what they say, anyway. When Max returns at age twenty-six to teach at the prestigious Blackwell Academy in her hometown of Arcadia Bay, meeting friends new and old, she finds out just how true that is. Because everything has changed, and now the Bay is hiding all new secrets. Inspired by The Kettering Incident, The Blackout Club, and Twin Peaks.

A New World (Invisible Inc.)
Summary: Neo-Fascist Corporate Oligarchies are never fun. Living under one is even worse. This awful treatment has inspired a few brave souls to fight back, taking the battle to the corporation wherever they can find it. Liberty. Fraternity. Equality. Truth. Justice. War. Inspired by Observer, Continuum, and V for Vendetta.

A Nascient Nobleman (Harry Potter)
Summary: After Sirius died, Harry was devastated. When Harry read a letter from him, he was uneasy. When he went to Sirius' will reading, he knew he was in a terrible predicament. He expected a Lordship to bring power, but instead all it brought was a blasted nightmare. Inspired by An Unwilling Warlord by L. Watt-Evans and an attempt to parody and deconstruct Lord Potter-Black tropes.

A Single Warrior (Assassin's Creed: Odyssey)
Summary: When the Gods descended from the Heavens, they came in peace for all Mankind. Or so They said. For all their honeyed words and glittering gifts, some do not trust the Gods. The legends say they are capricious and cruel, that we survive by their whims. Their kind nature must be a lie. For some, Truth is a treasure worth fighting for. A treasure worth dying for. Inspired by XCOM.

A Tale of Tottering Cities (Umbrella Academy)
Summary: Duct-tape might be a godsend in the future, but Five knows history itself might be a little beyond its abilities. With a message from the future and some effed-up visions, he and his dysfunctional team of super-siblings must work together to save the world from catastrophe. Catastrophes. Catastrophe? Yep. Dolores was right. This is gonna go great. Inspired by Don't Escape Four.

Albion Dreaming (Harry Potter)
Summary: As the Dementors fled, Harry looked up at the Man who'd saved him. He was... honestly, he looked like shit. He wore his weathered skin like his crumpled suit and both were in need of a good iron. "Who are you?" He asked. The man smiled. "Let's see. Well, seeing that today certainly is my day - why don't you call me Wednesday? Mr Wednesday." Inspired by American Gods by Neil Gaiman.

All That Glisters (Dead Space)
Summary: How shall we comfort ourselves, the killers of all killers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives; who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? We who will be one shall fall before she who becomes many. The Brethren fell, but the Queen will rise. Inspired by Stargate and Odyssey Five.

Bio of a Dark Lord (Harry Potter)
Summary: There have been many biographies of the so-called Tyrant Sorcerer, trying to paint him as monster and villain. It is certain that not one of them got it right. The Tyrant was indeed charged with many sins, but the truth is not so simple. This document provides a true account of the life of the Tyrant Sorcerer, Harry James Potter. Inspired by Bio of a Space Tyrant by Piers Anthony.

Character, Plot, and Summary (Harry Potter)
Summary: Humanity believes. Believes in stories, in legends, in song, believes that what is is not and what is not could be if only the right dream is dreamed. The Boy Who Lived was a fiction, but with belief and the love of a people, he became real, and then he came to Hogwarts, where the love only grew. Harry, however, thinks he's a right wanker. Inspired by The Hogfather.

Dirty Streets of Heaven (Life is Strange)
Summary: Ultimately, a hero is a man who would argue with the gods, and so awakens devils to contest their vision. Chloe would never believe herself a hero, but when a devil helps out against the Forces of Forever and the Tricks of Eternity, she finds herself working overtime to stop reality going to war. Inspired by American Gods by Neil Gaiman and Dirty Streets of Heaven by Tad Williams.

El-Presidente Who Lived! (Harry Potter)
Summary: When Harry loses his fifth year trial, only the good word (read: scapegoatable insanity) of the regent of Britain's most backwater colony gives Fudge a benevolent (read: politically convenient) alternative to execution. Instead, Harry is exiled from Britain forever, unless he can show he's redeemed from his lying ways. Pity Penultimo is the one rehabilitating him. Viva Tropico!

Fatherhood (Harry Potter)
Summary: For the sins of your fathers you, though guiltless, must suffer. For Harry, this is a fact of life; James angered many people. But when he finds his father isn't really his father, he also finds far greater iniquities visited upon him. And he must make a choice that will ensure the future or damn it to the fire. Inspired by Dark Messiah of Might and Magic.

Feelin' Alright (Critical Role)
Summary: Business is booming for Kaylee and Scanlan when she's kidnapped off the street by a bunch of lunatics with funny accents. They tell her she's been chosen to save a princess. She tells them to fuck off. They tell her the princess is rich and beautiful. Now she's interested. She'll drag her idiot dad along for the ride, and what a ride it'll be. Inspired by The Bard's Tale.

Gentlewoman (Critical Role)
Summary: After a life of adventure, Beauregard Lionette has returned to her hometown to take over the family business. But though you might take the adventurer away from adventure, adventure will always follow and Beau's past is a persistent stalker indeed. Inspired by Gentleman Jack.

Halfway (Life is Strange)
Summary: Rachel went missing two years ago and now Max is gone too. Once is coincidence, but Chloe knows that twice means something is fucked up somewhere. At first, Chloe thinks the fuck-up is her, but when she starts poking around, she ends up entwined in a conspiracy spanning two worlds and across time and fate. Because Chloe Price does not do anything halfway. Inspired by Dreamfall.

Hastily Made Plans of Minions and Men (Wolfenstein)
Summary: War, huh, what is it good for? A great many things, my lord, like slaughter and carnage and the defeat of your enemies! - When Anya and Billy flee from the Asylum, they run into a strange ally with a strange offer that he claims will end the war. Or possibly bring about an all new, far greater war at their request. Hard to tell. Either way, they say yes. Fools. Inspired by Overlord.

Hopfull Mission (Harry Potter)
Summary: Years after the War, life for the Golden Trio is utter crap. Their friends are dead and they're PTSD'd to hell, and all for nothing. Nothing had changed. Until Harry got new inspiration from a surprising source and came up with a plan. Time travel, stopping this at the start. One of those damn books had actually been useful. Inspired by A Swiftly Tilting Planet by Madeleine L'Engle.

House of Troubles (Harry Potter)
Summary: When Hogwarts falls into Darkness, a voice intones everywhere - "Woe to you, oh earth and sea, as those whom have served for generations finally throw off the yoke and dispatch the watchers. The sound will scream and night will fall as these servants take what they are willed." This new prophesy will spell doom for Hogwarts, unless they reach the last light. Inspired by Doctor Who.

If at First You Don't Succeed (Life is Strange)
Summary: Chloe had a problem with dying. Namely, that she can't seem to stop doing it and that every time she does, she wakes up cold and late to blackmail Nathan Fucking Prescott. And Max turns up again, which is hella apt for the kind of day she's having. Or will have. Fuck, that's confusing. Chloe'll work it out though. Probably. Inspired by Happy Death Day. Thanks to SoloPlayer339 for the idea.

Improbable Mission (Life is Strange)
Summary: Max and her team are living nightmares - to criminals and law enforcement both. Working for her Uncle Jimmy takes them to fantastic places, where they can meet new people... and then kill or rob them. Sometimes both. Her nightmarish rep is very well deserved, and her series of improbable missions are captured here for posterity, for laughs, and also for insurance purposes.

Into the Storm (Life is Strange)
Summary: Chloe grew up in a large port town, just another poor urchin. When her best friend is press-ganged into naval service, she disguises herself as a boy and signs up to follow Rachel's trail to the new world. On the high seas, her determination takes her far, and impresses even the notorious Dread Pirate Totally-Not-Roberts. Fun times, avast! Inspired by Pirate Things.

Invisible Chorus (Harry Potter)
Summary: Watching the Living World is the only fun the Dead get. There's only one rule - don't try to change anything. When Merope joins the Choir Invisible, she convinces them to find a loophole and they contact her son. What will Tom be like with the voices of the dead to comfort and advise? Even she's unsure, but Merope will do anything for her son. Inspired by Muppet Christmas Carol

Jokers and Thieves (Eureka)
Summary: The Allies are losing the War. The Nazis are taking what Artefacts they can and purging every Abnormal they can find. While this is gaining the Allies thousands of allies, it's just not enough. So, in one last desperate gambit, Eureka, the Warehouse, and the Sanctuary Network try something to get them out of that hell. Inspired by a tonne of WWII things, plus the three above.

Just Can't Wait To Make a King (Critical Role)
Summary: Caduceus Clay is a Helpful Boy. Inspired by Quantum Leap.

Leaping into the Dark - Rebel without Pulse or Plan (Harry Potter)
Summary: Harry has had a sheltered life, living in his cupboard and in his dorm. After a 'tragic event' and a sudden accusation, his life experience grows drastically. He is drawn into the world's stage where grand players fight over territory and ancient relics, all in the pursuit of a mysterious Key. But a key to what? Harry hasn't a bloody clue. Inspired by The Leviathan Chronicles.

Leetle Boys and Veela Girls (Harry Potter)
Summary: The Veela were ancient Queens, ruling over devoted nations, beautiful beyond enduring and terrible as the morning and night, and all loved them and despaired. Though all the while, they never loved those who loved them in turn. But what if one did? When Fleur Delacour betrays all her people stand for, will the man she loves stand by her side? Inspired by Romeo and Juliet.

Let's do the Time Warp Again! (Life is Strange)
Summary: If you had a time machine, where would you go? Chloe and Max do, and they have no clue. Hoping for ideas, they ask their friends and pretend they're writing a book. Or a play. Or a movie. Honestly, it varies so much it's a surprise the other members of the B.A Kaffeeklatsch haven't noticed. History will never know what hit it. Inspired by Time Travellers Never Die by Jack McDevitt.

Liberty, Death, and an Awful Lot of Biscuits (Sunless Skies)
Summary: Rule Britannia. Inspired by Space Captain Smith.

List (Critical Role)
Summary: You either die a hero or live long enough to become the Villain. Percy has survived a lot in his life, but when Orthax survives too, Percy finds that old adage is terrifyingly true. And Vox Machina is forced to go against an enemy with an adder's smile that knows them all too well. It, uh, it doesn't go too good. Inspired by Sherlock Holmes.

Making and Breaking and the Fires of Rebirth (Life is Strange)
Summary: According to multiverse theory, decisions have power. Even the smallest choice can create a whole new universe running parallel to our own. After being forced to make a terrible choice, Max has found herself living in two. (Not sure what choice yet: either Bae/Bay, Kill/Save William, or Leave for Seattle/Stay in the Bay.). And Max has no idea which is real. Inspired by Awake.

Meatbag Manipulation 101 (XCOM)
Summary: The Solar System has been a constant battleground for a thousand years now; Humanity against the four factions of Alien Invaders that've set up home across the nine planets. The war is routine now, but when distant outposts mysteriously vanish, the war will rise to all new heights as a new player is revealed. Inspired by The Wrong Stars by Tim Pratt and Destiny.

'Neath the Ministry (Harry Potter)
Summary: What would you do for the ones you love? Lily Potter knows her answer: Anything, including making a deal with entities of such dark mystery they may as well be devils. But if it saves her family from the Dark Lord, she knows it's a deal worth making. When Magical Britain is taken into the underground sea, most of them opt to disagree. Inspired by Fallen London series.

No Free Revolution (KOTOR)
Summary: When Revan dies in the Lower City of Taris, Bastila's rescue comes not at the hand of a recovering Dark Lord, but from a gangster-turned-saviour. Together, they'll succeed where Revan failed and take down Malak, or die trying. Hopefully, they'll also get paid. Not likely, though.

No More or Less (Mass Effect)
Summary: When the Corporate Court announces the new 'Corporate Systems Alliance' and a functioning space-drive that carries the Astral with it, the world celebrates. A new age dawns and humanity spreads into it joyfully, colonising many new worlds. When they come into contact with the Citadel Races, the CSA gleefully cries, for there are all new markets to conquer. Inspired by Shadowrun.

Of Swords Unswung and Sins Unforgiven (Redwall)
Summary: Redwall Abbey has survived many things, invasions, floods, and fire, but this new peril might just be the one to end it. Beings came from the sky that took the animals of Redwall and used them, gave them health and hearth and love. Some see true of these benevolent overseers and, as always, go looking for the Sword of Martin to save them. Inspired by XCOM and Ghost of a Tale.

On a High Note (Pitch Perfect)
Summary: Beca Mitchell, a homeless virtuoso, travels to Atlanta with just a dog and a guitar to find the father she never knew. Her first performance draws the attention of agent Emily Junk. One talk sparks the attraction, and Emily vows to see Beca where she belongs - on the grandest stage in Atlanta. Beca on her arm was just a bonus. Inspired by True Colors by Cinderpaw1 and dancer4813.

One Bad Day (Harry Potter)
Summary: All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. For Lily Potter, the thirty-first of October was that one bad day. Alone, with a dead child and a dead husband, her lunacy grows to madness, and in her insane grief, she targets that madness at Voldemort and the world that produced him. Inspired by V for Vendetta.

Only Human (Pitch Perfect)
Summary: Beca is a 427 year-old immortal music aficionado living with her daughter, Stacie (adopted, obviously). When a chance encounter leads her to meet a workaholic and emotionally volatile lawyer named Aubrey, Beca realises that, though she might have been alive for centuries, she hasn't lived in a very long time. And hell, maybe Aubrey could help with that? Inspired by Forever.

Over and Over and Over etc (Harry Potter)
Summary: Take it from me, boys and girls - Eternity, is a heck of a long time, and after outlasting the galaxy enough times to lose count, I've found Eternity to be dull indeed. Lines of dialogue, reactions, choices, secrets, I've seen everything Eternity has to offer. Until one day, something new happened. Something I'd never seen before. I embraced it fully. Inspired by Groundhog Day.

Platform Nine and Three Quarters (Harry Potter)
Summary: When Wizards and Muggles finally come to blows, the world ends in Nuclear fiendfire. The only survivors, magical or muggle, are those who manage to hide underground, all cowering in the Dark. Hunted by Muggles and harried by monsters, life sucks. When a new threat appears Harry Potter travels to find distant help, for they all must work to defend their home. Inspired by Metro.

RadioNoir (Life is Strange)
Summary: Chloe stumbled on RadioNoir a few months after her dad died. The DJ, NoirAngel, seemed to understand all the shit going on in Chloe's life. It made Chloe feel less alone, like someone out there cared. When she and Rachel meet their new neighbour across the hall, she finds out just how true that is. Inspired by Radiowaves by Risknight.

Sambucus (The Laundry Files)
Summary: In the harsh air and biting cold of the Arctic, a Miskatonic University study team have found a large, white tree. It shouldn't be there, and by their instruments it isn't there, but their eyes see it nevertheless. After an alarming number of alarmed meetings, they call for a second opinion. The Laundry sends an operative. Inspired by the Mountains of Madness.

Sleep Well With Your Bad Decisions (Critical Role)
Summary: The cloak of destiny envelops us all. Saviour, conqueror, hero, villain, who's to say? When an amiable firbolg awakens to find his homeland filled with a fungoid plague of monsters and no memory of the last five years, he'll live and help as best he can through nightmares in sleep and reality until a cure and the key to his memories begs for his help. Inspired by The Last of Us.

Strange Friends for Stranger Aeons (Stranger Things)
Summary: When Seven is dreamwalking, she finds strange friends indeed. They call themselves Mudokons and they're being hunted. Farmed. She and her Boys work together to help save a species from a fate worse than death - becoming McDonalds. Inspired by Oddworld: Abe's Oddysey.

Strength. Restraint. Doughnuts. (Legend of Korra/Avatar)
Summary: In Sagus Cliffs, the Guards simply can't keep up with the Criminals and the Numenera they wield. So, each Guard is paired with a levy, an artificial agent of the Law. When Korra's levy starts to become too Human, she finds her cases better served but despite coming to care for the new friend at her side, she fears the danger a sentient levy could bring. Inspired by Numenera.

Stuffed Courage (Life is Strange)
Summary: When Max was taken away, Chloe dreamt. She dreamt about the old days, and the new when Max would come back. Slowly, she stopped believing they'd happen. One day, when she digs a bear that Max gave her out of the attic, she finds out they can. But while they've promised that dreams can come true, they forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too. Inspired by Among the Sleep.

That Bitch! (Life is Strange)
Summary: When people called Chloe a bitch, they had no idea how right they were. From birth, Chloe has had the remarkable ability to change her form into animals. She always thought it was a curse, a sign she was the weirdo-freak people always said she was, but when she meets the mysterious Rachel Amber, she finds out just how much of a gift it can be. Inspired by Shift by mistygayy.

That 'ole Vox Machina (Critical Role)
Summary: Of all the gin joints in all Exandria, Vox Machina had to walk into Gilmore's. The proprietor offers them a job - collect and deliver a package to a wizard-friend back home. He neglects to mention the other parties who want that package dearly and are prepared to commit murder to get it. Will they be able to finish the job? Or will they all die trying? Inspired by Film Noir Tropes.

The Admiration of Purity (Harry Potter)
Summary: When they're caught on the worst camping trip ever, the Golden Trio are dragged to Malfoy Manor. Their escape, aided by the ever-loyal Dobby, had a single casualty, one that will change the face of the Wizarding World forever and uncover secrets and conspiracies long hidden, with powerful agents that will kill to protect them. Inspired by The Adjustment Bureau.

The Audacity of Imagination (Mass Effect)
Summary: Magic is real. Sorta. It's really applied mathematics. Solve the right equation and you can rewrite reality. When math gets Humanity to space, magic moves on again, leaving The Laundry to deal with the occult fallout. When the Alliance and the Citadel meet, Citadel science will never be the same as they see their reality bend to Humanity's whims. Inspired by the Laundry Files.

The Body Electric (Life is Strange)
Summary: No machine can feel pleasure at its successes, grief at its failures, or the misery of its mistakes. Humanity believes this pseudo-solipsism, that it is the only entity that thinks. But how would you know? What if you were surrounded by thinking machines believing themselves human? How would you know? What if your best friend was one? How would you know? Inspired by The Turing Test.

The Charm of Memory (Harry Potter)
Summary: Memory is identity. You are what you have done and what you will do often mirrors what you have done in the past. But what if you couldn't remember? Who would you be then? And what would you do? And what if you'd done something bad? Something... unforgivable? When Harry begins to remember - and oh god, it hurts! - just what will he do? Inspired by We Happy Few.

The Chosen One (Harry Potter)
Summary: Dumbledore has been searching for the Boy-Who-Lived since he fled in the night nearly seven years ago. His only lead has been golden-embossed cards left at the sites of various great magical robberies with the signature of 'H.J.P'. When the criminal is finally caught, he rushes to meet him, intent on bringing the B.W.L home. Inspired by The Legend of Eli Monpress by Rachel Aaron.

The Daring Trials and Tribulations of Being a Wallflower (Critical Role)
Summary: We accept the love we think we deserve. Growing up on the Darrington Estate, Tary isn't sure he deserves much. That's what his father tells him and Tary is certain he's right. He always is. A crack in his certainty comes when his handsome and newly-hired tutor Lawrence begins to show him that maybe, just maybe, he could deserve more. Inspired by The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea (Pitch Perfect)
Summary: It may take a village to raise a child, but when a ship's crew decide to raise orphaned Beca Mitchell, they never thought she'd become the most talented pianist the world never knew. Beca was never comfortable with leaving the sea, but when Chloe Beale joins the crew, Beca starts to think maybe land wouldn't be so bad, if you'd someone to see it with. Inspired by the Legend of 1900

The Devil's Daughter (Hitman)
Summary: The Blood of the Covenant is thicker than the Water of the Womb, but that blood can never, ever be unspilled. When a girl runs from a killer, she finds another to take sanctuary with. Inspired by Leon: The Professional.

The Greatest Trick (Tomb Raider and Uncharted)
Summary: When the League of Adventurers come together for the funeral of a friend, they find out his death wasn't as natural as they thought - he was murdered. Investigating leads them to a discovery bigger than any they'd made before. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. So, what would he do to those who found out he did? Inspired by Watchmen.

The Importance of Being Potter (Harry Potter)
Summary: Magical Society is built on what came before. Wealth, culture, all is bound up in Tradition and Heredity. Most inherit gold, land, titles. Harry Potter can't even do that normally. His inheritance is world-breaking and world-ending and it'll take all his new family together to even know what is to come. Dealing with it is another problem. Inspired by misunderstanding Indy!Harry.

The Last Great Adventure (Harry Potter)
Summary: Death may be Dumbledore's next great adventure, but for Harry and Luna, it's always been Atlantis. They dreamed of it all their lives, but never got to go. After Luna dies and the ministry idiocy irritates him, Harry sets out to fulfil the promise he made on her deathbed. On his journey, he's accompanied by a deranged house-elf, an owl, and Luna's enthusiastic ghost. Inspired by Up.

The Most Interesting Person in the World (Gentleman Jack)
Summary: Anne had always thought her backwater country home dull, grey and unexciting, but when she returns to find a group of ragtag Scotsmen begging for her help against a terrifying foe, she'll realise that her home is far brighter, colourful, and more dangerous than she ever credited it. Inspired by The Black Mirror.

The Rich Remember (Arrow)
Summary: Plagues and pestilence remind the poor of their mortality. Wealth protects the rich from those same reminders. Oliver Queen, returned to Starling City as a newly minted priest of the Crooked Warden, vows to remind the rich just how vulnerable they truly are, and with his newfound piety, he'll make damn sure they never forget. Inspired by Gentleman Bastard series by Scott Lynch

The Thing We Do Every Night (Life is Strange)
Summary: Chloe Price joined the FBI, hoping to solve Rachel's ten-years-cold disappearance case. She's the joke of the squad, hurting herself more often than her targets. When Max Caulfield, no. 1 on the most wanted list, helps Chloe out, she gets her chance to prove herself: by chasing down her other best friend. For a target, Max is oddly helpful with that task. Inspired by Spy Things.

The War in Heaven (Doctor Who)
Summary: It began in a moment, it will end in a Moment. The Time War rages; the Time Lords and the Daleks race each other to the depths of Atrocity, matching each other horror for horror. Until the Doctor takes the field, of course. What is, what was, what will never not not be, the Doctor will fight it all and, to his surprise, find there is still place for healing in the hell of battle.

The World is Quiet Here (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
Summary: V.F.D has gone quiet. With no base, and few operatives, the schism war is all but ended. When the Baudelaires returned from the Island, they realised the world still needed a V.F.D and formed their own. The Volunteer Foundation works quietly to bring light to the dark places, protecting humanity from those things that scream and wriggle and plot there. Inspired by SCP Foundation.

Things It Would've Been Helpful To Know Before The Revolution (Harry Potter)
Summary: The War is over. Voldemort has won. Death Eaters rule the Ministry and the Boy-Who-Lost is kept frozen in the Atrium as a warning to all who would dare defy Lord Voldemort. All hope, it seems, is lost. Until now, on the fiftieth anniversary of the Last Battle. Because now, the last remaining rebels have a plan. Viva la resistance! Inspired by Wolfenstein/The Man in the High Castle.

Through the Fire and Flames (Life is Strange)
Summary: After their Shoshone nightmare, Chloe and Co joined the Covenant of St George, an ancient British order of monster-hunters. When someone Chloe never thought she'd see again returns, they uncover the Covenant's darkest secret and shake the foundations of everything they'd held to be true. Inspired by the InCryptid series by Seanan McGuire.

Too Pretty (Firefly)
Summary: Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free, sailing on the Unterzee. Serenity's crew of misfits and ne'er-do-wells pull every trick they can to stay afloat in the black, but when they start to fall behind, a stranger steps in to offer them a job. A job that'll keep 'em floating just a little longer. Inspired by Sunless Sea.

To Suffer a Witch (Harry Potter)
Summary: The mysteries of Merlin and Morgana, and the sudden disappearances of both, have plagued wizardkind for centuries. Harry's post-war fascination with the antediluvian and curse-breaker talents have put him on their trail and he'll fight furiously to find the truth. What he finds will rock the foundations of magical Britain forever. Inspired by The Bifrost Incident by The Mechanisms.

True Love's Last Kiss (Harry Potter?)
Summary: When the Soul Bonder's folly causes the collapse of reality, several intrepid heroes and heroines, soul-bonded against their will, come together to express their dissatisfaction with the system - by killing the God that started it. Inspired by Soul Bond cliches.

When Magic Goes Awry (Harry Potter)
Summary: Aberforth always said Albus' magpie-mind would come back to bite him in the arse. While tinkering with a collecting Horcrux, the Headmaster manages to screw up magnificently, leaving Harry and friends to fix his mistakes. Inspired by Ithanalin's Restoration by Lawrence Watt-Evans.

Where in the World is Caleb Widogast? (Critical Role)
Summary: After being used by the Cerberus Assembly, Bren Ermendrud vowed revenge. They took everything from him - his family, his faith, his fidelity - so he would take everything from them, piece by bloody piece. He fled, dropped his old name, and found another: Caleb Widogast. Inspired by Carmen Sandiego.

Whispers (Critical Role)
Summary: The Whispering Rock Camp is famous for training only the best of the Empire's magic users. Caleb Widogast has always wanted to go, but it's invite-only. He's a stubborn lad, so he runs away from home and turns up anyway. Little does he know that it's not as grand an adventure as he thought, and the camp hides a mystery only he and his friends can solve. Inspired by Psychonauts.

With Five Colours in her Hair (Pitch Perfect)
Summary: Everyone's made a gesture that was big and grand and oh so stupid to impress a girl at one point or another, right? Aubrey's big gesture just happened to be more ambitious than most. When she's rescued from a bully by Beca Mitchell, the school rebel, she decides to start a band. Sort of. She maybe pretended she already had? Still. A Posen never backs down. Inspired by Sing Street.

Uploaded Stories-
These are stories that I've uploaded chapters for. I tend to try do 'em in batches, getting them all to the end of Act I (Introduction), then act II (Main Body), then Act III (Ending) rather than finishing them one by one, but I'm considering changing that approach. Feel free to take from here too, aside from just copy-pasting the stories with your name on. Not out of any sense of ownership or anything, I just think that's immensely boring. Rewrite one with the only change being Max is a guy if you want, just make it something different.

-A Hella Bad Day (Life is Strange)-
Summary: After five years of married life travelling the Galaxy together, Chloe and Max return to their old home, Arcadia Station, a tiny spaceport in a backwater system. They settle down, reconnect with old friends and family. When one of those friends asks a favour, they see no problem with helping. Little did they know, that favour was the start of a hella bad day. Inspired by Dead Space.

-Bad Days Better (Life is Strange)-
Summary: Max and Victoria, both broken by life's hardships, meet again, years after Blackwell, both living lives that're colourless and empty, and together they find out that sometimes, all it takes to make those bad days better is just a little random act of positivity. (And serious comma abuse. :D). Inspired by Had a Bad Day Music Video by Daniel Powter.

-Bump in the Night (Life is Strange)-
Summary: When a drunken Chloe has a run-in with a Demon in a dark alley, the last person she expects to turn up to help is her long-lost best friend. Together they'll be drawn into a destructive, world-ranging plot and find out that even things that go bump in the dark are scared of something. Inspired by the Dresden Files and Knights of the Old Republic.

-But Just Ourselves (Life is Strange)-
Summary: All I ever wanted was to be normal. Just another girl trying to make it in the art world. But how can you be normal when your father is the Chief Executive Officer of Death Inc? Yep, that's right. I'm Death's freakin' daughter. Wowzers... How was I ever supposed to be normal with a family like that? Inspired by Calliope Reaper-Jones by Amber Benson.

-Decay-dia Bay (Life is Strange)-
Summary: When the Virus reaches Arcadia Bay, Chloe bands together with tolerated and nosy acquaintances, her best friend's mother, and... fucking David, to rescue Rachel from Portland and escape the monsters created by the virus. Along the way, she finds that sometimes the worst monsters... are the people around you. Also, the zombies. Yeah. Inspired by Resident Evil/The Walking Dead.

-Dirty Mercy (Life is Strange)-
Summary: Max, needing to earn a little extra cash, takes a babysitting job for a local family, The Marshes. When their daughters turn out to be too much for her to handle, she calls Chloe for help. And Chloe does, but in her own... inimitable way. Shenanigans and Chaos ensues. Inspired by Dirty Mercy Music Video by Gin Wigmore.

-Empire (Life is Strange)-
Summary: After taking over the Chase-Space from her parents, Victoria guides the company to become a world-spanning multimedia megacorp. After one of her reporters find something they shouldn’t, the company is taken and Victoria is thrust into the Shadows. She finds old friends and old enemies alike while trying to regain her throne. Inspired by Shadowrun and Tales from the Borderlands

-Law, huh?/Hey Judy Hey (Mass Effect)-
Summary: With her Archons and her legions, Kyros' rule spread across the lands, into the seas, and throughout the skies, and when Terratus was hers, they began to spread to the stars. Rescuing a Turian Patrol gives the Empire a friendly entry onto the Galactic Stage, but how will the rest of the Council react to magic-wielding humanity and its eternal dictator? Inspired by Tyranny.

-Life is Art (Life is Strange)-
Summary: Picasso once said that all you can imagine is real. When Vanessa and Ryan Caulfield take Chloe and Max out to visit the Chase Space for a gallery exhibition for the works of Mark Jefferson, Chloe and Max learn just how well that saying holds. Inspired by the RPG-Maker game Ib. If you’re a horror or puzzle game fan, I thoroughly recommend it.

-Old, Unhappy, Far-off Things (Life is Strange)-
Summary: Chloe has spent more than half her life wanting to leave Arcadia Bay, a backwater colony in the Terminus Systems. The other half she’s spent waiting for something to happen. She finally gets both wishes when the colony is attacked and her long-lost best friend flies to her rescue. The subsequent time travel was kind of a surprise, though. Inspired by Mass Effect/The Lost Fleet.

-Simple Smile and Bewitching Lies (Life is Strange)-
Summary: You're walking home, alone in the dark, and you meet a man. He tells you the story of Chloe Price. After her father died, her life became mired in darkness. Through the partying, the drugs, and the bad bitch attitude, she thought she couldn't be less like her father. Turns out, they were more alike than she could've ever thought. Inspired by The Darkness.

-Tales from the Diner (Life is Strange)-
Summary: Do you want something you can't have? There's a man who can help. Just go to the booth at the end of the Diner, and he'll make you a deal. Do the task he gives you, or don't, it's up to you, but you will get what you desire. All he asks is that you tell him the details. Be wary though and be damn careful what you wish for. Inspired by The Booth at the End.

-The Blackwell Job (Life is Strange)-
Summary: Chloe rescues Kate from Nathan at a Vortex party and then does the one thing she's sworn for 5 years never to do. She calls Max. When Max actually turns up and wants to help, Chloe is surprised to find her First Mate has changed a hella lot in the last five years. Together, they find out just what is happening in Arcadia Bay. Inspired by Burn Notice/Leverage/The Blacklist.

-What We Behold (Life is Strange)-
Summary: After a lucky draw in Ryan's work raffle, the Caulfields head out on a long-haul cruise. When their boat goes down and no survivors are reported, Chloe is left alone until Max is found on a desert island. After Max returns, she's distant and Chloe is certain she's hiding something. Turns out she was right, and Max brought more back than just nightmares. Inspired by Arrow/Oddworld.

Finished Stories-
These are stories that I've finished. This doesn't mean there will be no sequel or additional stories thing or whatever, only that the story is completed. If you spot any errors in these (like a certain forgotten character in The Blackwell Job), please do mention it in a review. I'll be trying to correct everything myself, but I'm only human.

-Firewatch (Life is Strange)-
Summary: In the US, large national parks are under the supervision and protection of the Rangers. A lot of people end up there as a retreat from real life, and Chloe is one of them. She joins the service for a summer, heading to the Shoshone National Forest, where she meets Max, and together they try to unravel the deadly mystery of the Shoshone. Inspired by Firewatch/Until Dawn.

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Harry Potter and the Half-Arsed Tournament by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
Harry Potter never wanted to compete in the tournament in the first place. And when his name mysteriously came out of the goblet, he still didn't. So he did what any sensible wizard would do, and didn't care. [Harry x Hermione - best friends to romantic] [M, W, F schedule — 13ch, 33k words]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,870 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10h - Published: 7/6 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
The Last Peverell by animerocker646 reviews
Being the Master of Death made life difficult, especially when you need to save all of magical Europe from inbreeding its way to extinction. At least Death was enjoying watching his Master attempt this over and over again. Harry didn't find it nearly as entertaining. Well, tenth times the charm right? (FemHarry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 290,916 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 5,441 - Follows: 6,830 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 12/1/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 262,793 - Reviews: 4100 - Favs: 9,837 - Follows: 11,769 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Harry P., Hestia
Grow Young with Me by Taliesin19 reviews
He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 242,170 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 4,943 - Follows: 6,114 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., OC
Lay Down In Potter's Field by Ebenbild reviews
"Every Potter who died on a Potter's Field always returned to the living." The dead are watching. The dead have always been watching. And when their Master jumps through time back to his fourth year and is promptly killed, they answer his call. Time travel! MoD!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 509 - Published: 5/20 - Harry P., Cedric D., Tom R. Sr.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Phoenix Fiasco by littlewhitecat reviews
With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 150,226 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 12/1/2018
Where Do We Go From Here by LilyRose9 reviews
Morgana le Fay emerges from her millennia long stay in the Crystal Caves courtesy of Merlin to make an impact on the world, both Wizarding and Mundane, starting with the life of one young Harry Potter, The-Boy-Who-Lived.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,342 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Morgana, Merlin
Potter Club by Razamataz22 reviews
Seven years is a long time. Especially when you have to do it twice. You know what you have to do and you think you know how you'll do it, so what can you do in the meantime? Live up your family legacy of course. It's time for a changing of the guard; the Marauders time is over, now it's time for Potter Club to step up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,691 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.
An Unfound Door by joe6991 reviews
War is coming to Hogwarts, and Harry Potter, fifth-year Ravenclaw, is beset on all sides by enemies unknown, unseen, and unfound…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,451 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P.
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A Hella Bad Day reviews
After 5 years of married life travelling the Galaxy, Chloe and Max return to their old home, Arcadia Station, a tiny spaceport in a backwater system. They settle down, reconnect with old friends and family. When one of those friends asks a favour, they see no problem with helping out. Little did they know, that favour was the start of a hella bad day… Inspired by Dead Space.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 4/26/2017 - [Chloe P., Max C.] Kate M.
Hey Judy Hey reviews
With her Archons and her legions, Kyros' rule spread across the lands, into the seas, and throughout the skies, and when Terratus was hers, they began to spread to the stars. Rescuing a Turian Patrol gives the Empire a friendly entry onto the Galactic Stage, but how will the rest of the Council react to magic-wielding humanity and its eternal dictator? Inspired by Tyranny.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2019 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Hannah S.
Decay-dia Bay reviews
Just the obligatory zombie-fic. When the Virus reaches Arcadia Bay, Max and Co have to band together to survive. Inspired by Zombie-stuff. Lots of Zombie Stuff.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,832 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/6/2019 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Max C., Chloe P.
Life is Art
Picasso once said that all you can imagine is real. When Vanessa and Ryan Caulfield take Chloe and Max out to visit the Chase Space for a gallery exhibition for the works of Mark Jefferson, Chloe and Max learn just how well that saying holds. Inspired by the RPG-Maker game Ib. If you're a horror or puzzle game fan, I thoroughly recommend it.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,818 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2019 - Published: 12/26/2017 - Max C., Chloe P.
Empire
After taking over the Chase-Space from her parents, Victoria guides the company to become a world-spanning mega-corp dominating the media. After one of her reporters find something they shouldn't, the company is taken from her and Victoria is thrust into the Shadows. She finds old friends and old enemies alike while trying to regain her corporate throne. Inspired by Shadowrun.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,419 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2019 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Max C., Chloe P., Nathan P., Victoria C.
Simple Smile and Bewitching Lies reviews
You're walking home, alone in the dark, and you meet a man. He tells you the story of William Price, a good man. Since his death, his daughter's life has been dark. Through the partying, the drugs and the attitude, she thought she couldn't be less like her father. Turns out, they're more alike than she thought. Inspired by The Darkness. [The Comic/Games, not the Band.]
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 5/23/2017
Bump in the Night reviews
After a night out on the prowl for a pick-up, Chloe heads home only to run into every girls fear. There's something following her down a dark alley. Something... supernatural. Fortunately for her, an old friend pops out of the woodwork to lend a hand. Based on the wonderful world of Jim Butcher's The Dresden Files.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,059 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Max C., Chloe P.
Old, Unhappy, Far-off Things reviews
Chloe has spent more than half her life wanting to leave Arcadia Bay, a backwater colony in the Terminus Systems. The other half she's spent waiting for something to happen. She finally gets both wishes when the colony is attacked and her long lost best friend flies to her rescue. Inspired by Mass Effect.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/4/2018 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Max C., Chloe P., Kate M.
But Just Ourselves reviews
All I ever wanted was to be normal. Just another girl trying to make it in the art world. But how can you be normal when your father is the Chief Executive Officer of Death Inc? Yep, that's right. I'm Death's freakin' daughter. Wowzers... How was I ever supposed to be normal with a family like that? Inspired by Amber Benson's Callie Reaper-Jones series.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/4/2018 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Max C., Chloe P.
Bad Days Better
Some days are just plain crappy. But sometimes, a random act of positivity can make them better. Inspired by the music video for Bad Day by Daniel Powter.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,350 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2018 - Published: 3/22/2018 - Max C., Victoria C.
What We Behold reviews
After a lucky draw in Ryan's work raffle, the Caulfields head out on a long-haul cruise. When their boat goes down and no survivors are reported, Chloe is left alone until 5 years later, a single survivor is found on an island in the Indian Ocean. Based on the TV series Arrow.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,507 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Max C., Chloe P.
Tales from the Diner reviews
Do you want something you can't have? There's a man who can help. Just go to the booth at the end of the Diner, and he'll make you a deal. Do the task he gives you, or don't, it's up to you, but you will get what you desire. All he asks is that you tell him the details. Be wary though, things might not be what they seem, and sometimes you have to be careful what you wish for.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2018 - Chloe P., M. Jefferson, Rachel A.
The Blackwell Job reviews
5 years ago, Max left Arcadia Bay. Chloe rescues Kate from Prescott when she gets drugged at a party. Long series of fuck-ups later, she does the one thing she's sworn never to do. She calls Max. When Max actually turns up, she's surprised to find her First Mate has changed a hella lot in the last five years.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,022 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/11/2018 - Published: 4/13/2016 - [Max C., Victoria C.] [Chloe P., Kate M.]
Firewatch reviews
In the US, large national parks are under the supervision of Rangers, who basically make sure the joint don't burn down. A lot of people end up there as a retreat from real life, and Chloe is one of them. She joins the service for a summer, heading to the Shoshone National Forest, where she meets Max, a neighbouring ranger and they both try to unravel the mystery of the Shoshone.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,741 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 7/30/2016 - Max C., Chloe P. - Complete
Dirty Mercy reviews
Max, needing to earn a little extra cash, takes a babysitting job for a local family, The Marshes. When their daughters turn out to be too much for her to handle, she calls Chloe for help. And Chloe does, but in her own... inimitable way. Inspired by the music video for Dirty Mercy by Gin Wigmore.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2018 - Max C., Chloe P., Kate M.