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Joined 01-12-14, id: 5452470, Profile Updated: 09-30-14
Author has written 13 stories for Frozen, Monsters Inc., My Little Pony, Lion King, Batman, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Ghostbusters.

Hey there hi there ho there!

Archtech88 here, welcome to my Profile! I'm a barbershopper in AoH (Huzzah if you know what that means! Well done you!), a Novelist (that's new), and a homebrewer! I DM for my D&D group on occasion and have been told that my games don't suck.

I'm new to the whole 'Fan Fiction' thing, so this is all uncharted territory for me. I'll try to not include OCs, but if and when I do I'm going to do my darnedest to make sure that they aren't Mary Sues or Marty Stus, as the case may be.

As you prowl through the myriad of stories that I have on here, you will notice that at any given time there will be a few of them that are only partly done. This is because I start other stories when I have a case of writer's block, so I will blurb them out and put them on here. Do not fear, though, for I do plan to finish each and every one of these stories! No half finished things. It just might take a while. Feel free to send me a message saying "Oh My Goodness, I Love This Story, Please Do Go On!" about whatever story you love most and I will do my darnedest to get something on here to follow up on it!

If you like what you read and decide to favorite/follow, please please PLEASE post a review on the story as well! They provide inspiration, motivation, and learning opportunities galore; include whatever aspects of the story that you like, or think that could be improved. (Thanks to moviedragon009 for that bit!)

I have a facebook page for me floating around on the big wide web, so go and check it out as well if you're interested in following the writing process!

https://www.facebook.com/elliot.schmidt.writer

Story-verses

I have seen this on other profiles, so I am stealing it for my own. The following are the various story-universes and how they relate to each other! They are posted in the order of when they happen chronologically, not as per when I wrote them.

Frozen - After The Film

Elsa and the Wendigo (In Progress, but it is SO CLOSE to being done that I can taste it!)

Sorry About the Mess (A sequel to the movie. Finished!)

(Yes, there is a third on the way. I have chunks of it planned out already, but nothing set in stone.)

The Lion King

Modern Tales (A humanized version of the Lion King, it is currently in progress)

A Sore Paw (A birthday request. Yes, I do those, given sufficient time. This one got to it's intended recipient a month after the birthday in question, though, so be warned)

Monsters Inc

Monstrous (Another work in Progress. What if Monsters Inc took place a few thousand years ago? Not quite a FanFic anymore, but still based enough on it that it still sort of counts)

- Something I've had in the works for a while. This won't be out anytime soon unless I receive a swarm of interest in it.

My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic

First Contact (In Progress. What was life like on the human world after Twilight Sparkle left?)

I Promise that these will all be finished sooner or later!

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I object! by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry gets to his ministry trial ten minutes early instead of five minutes late, and so meets his lawyer: a blonde witch dressed in pink. "Hi there! I'm Elle Woods."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 365 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P.
It's a Beautiful Day by Sir Talen reviews
Tony introduces Steve to one of the few men he actually respects.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Of Arda, and the rise of a new Istari by Zenzao reviews
At the choice to pass on to his fate or remain in Uriel's service, Harry hesitates long enough for literal divine intervention, and he is given the chance to replace another Wizard, in another realm. But will a Wizard who pits fire against fire serve to forge the Fellowship anew in the wake of Moria, or will his coming be the final stroke that shatters their bonds for ever after?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 12/5/2011 - H. Dresden
Instruments of Destruction by alexanderwales reviews
Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 116 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
Frozen: Winter Soldier by Gen17 reviews
"Most of the intelligence community doesn't believe she exists. The ones that do call her the Winter Soldier. She's a ghost..." As Anna discovers, the Winter Soldier is in fact a ghost, in more ways than one. (Marvel Cinematic Universe AU) (Not EA)
Crossover - Captain America & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,374 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Anna, Elsa
Frozen Elegy by The Blizzard Alchemist reviews
Even in winter, the cold isn't always bitter, and not every day is cruel. But some bargains were never really thought through. AU Frozen, with major spoilers for both Frozen and Cold Days of the Dresden Files.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Complete
Vanilla Chocolate Swirl by Swagrias reviews
She hid his supersuit, so he borrowed hers. (A collection of FrozonexElsa drabbles extending from mentoring, friendship, to romantic. Will take suggestions for a title and prompts.)
Crossover - Incredibles & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,874 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Frozone, Elsa
The Dresden Fillies: False Masks by psychicscubadiver reviews
Almost a year has gone by for Harry Dresden since he left Equestria. Then he receives a strange letter from Twilight. He's glad to return, but dark rumors have spread since his first visit. A sequel to The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,913 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
The Hobbit and The Snow Queen by moviedragon009 reviews
After fleeing her kingdom out of fear, a former Queen has found peace in a foreign world. But what happens when a wandering wizard and a company of dwarfs (plus one hobbit) seek her help in reclaiming a lost kingdom?
Crossover - Hobbit & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,324 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Elsa - Complete
Being the Villain by amylase68 reviews
"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be, than me." It's Ralph's turn to pass the message on. Ralph/Elsa
Crossover - Wreck-It Ralph & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Wreck-It Ralph, Elsa - Complete
Harry Potter and the Winter Court by Dunstan Xenon reviews
The Winter Queen has a mission for the Winter Lady and Winter Knight, and they are going to make quite the impact on Harry Potter, on the Ministry, and at Hogwarts. After Cold Days in Dresden Files. Beginning of OotP for the HP Books. Slight AU before and major split during the course of the story. HP/HG and possible HD/MC. Please judge the story on the story and not the summary.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,791 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., H. Dresden, Molly C.
The Icemaster's Lessons by Arendeller reviews
Elsa teaches Kristoff how to carve ice like a natural and he teaches her how to do things the old-fashioned way. It gets snowy in the stables. It gets steamy in the shed. It gets heartwarming in Castle Arendelle. It gets dangerous in the hills above town. Knives stabbed into ice. Warm hugs given without asking permission.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,262 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Olaf
scarlet, scarlet by Summerslightning reviews
The fever keeps Anna in bed for days.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Snowmelt in Steam by Arendeller reviews
Could the Snow Queen even enjoy a steamy hot bath? Anna was curious.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Through The Wreckage by Hephestus reviews
A revelation regarding the fate of one of her closest friends drives Marceline to delve into her own past. Revisiting old scars and uncovering truths about her friends, her family, her world, and most importantly herself.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,694 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Marceline A., Ice King
Grim Hunt by ashmanonar reviews
Sirius Black is on the loose! Who better to hunt him down than the only practicing Wizard Private Investigator in Chicago. But nothing is ever simple for Harry Dresden...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,809 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden - Complete
Clothes Don't Make the Superhero by Kali Cephirot reviews
but they do help - After Captain America forbid them to wear their old uniforms again, it was obvious they were going to need new ones. Good thing that Kate knows just the person to go to... ONE SHOT, FINISHED.
Crossover - Incredibles & Young Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Diary of Tom Riddle reviews
The Granger girls' second year at Hogwarts is off to a rough start because someone has opened up the Chamber of Secrets. When all eyes turn to Rosalina, the Parselmouth of Slytherin House, things get dodgy quick. Meanwhile, Meredith Granger (Tom Granger's wife, the girls' mum, and the girlfriend of Miss Felicity Smith, witch), is beginning to have magical problems of her own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 2/9
Harry Potter and the Parselmouth Sisters (Year One) reviews
Mr and Mrs Granger have long come to expect strange happenings from their daughters, Hermione(biological) and Rosalina (adopted), but when Professor McGonagall comes to their home after letters from an odd school called 'Hogwarts' arrive for their two daughters, their lives take a turn for the fantastic. Author's Note: There are some adult bits (chapters titled NSFW) so be warned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,111 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Hermione G., OC, Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
The Bloody Baron's History reviews
The Bloody Baron has always been one of the more intimidating ghosts of Hogwarts, but who was he before he died? What drove him, and shaped him to become the angry ghost that he is known to be today?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2019 - Salazar S., Godric G., Helena R., Bloody Baron - Complete
The Founders' Tale
It had to start somewhere, that first school of magic, and Helga Hufflepuff had decided that she was the one to do it. That is, if she could get the Witches and Wizards of her time to stop acting like cats and work together for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2018 - Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Helena R.
Episode One: The Drunken Menace reviews
A drunken, womanizing Qui Gon and his skittish partner Obi Wan try their very best to bring order to Naboo. Queen Amidala, meanwhile, has other ideas for what to do with these Jedi - Note: I have seen what is canon, and I am going off the rails. Be prepared.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2018 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
Batman: Demon Knight of Arkham reviews
Wrongly accused of a crime he did not commit, a once young man has returned to Gotham City under the alias of Joseph Kerr to extract his revenge upon a justice system that does as it pleases with no regard to the common man.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, The Joker
Shadows of the North reviews
Weselton has sent one of their nobles to try and convince Queen Elsa to get back to speaking terms with them. However, the noble they sent unknowingly brought something that could serve to destroy everything Elsa, Kristoff and Anna hold dear. Takes place after "Elsa and the Wendigo"
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,437 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B.] OC - Complete
Monstrous reviews
Suel, a shape-shifting beast who feeds on fear, finds himself drawn to a human child named Boh when he attacks her clan. An AU that takes place around Southern France six thousand years ago. As a note, this piece is inspired by both legends of monsters and the movie, so be warned
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Boo/Mary Gibbs, Celia M., Randall B., Sulley/James P. Sullivan
Elsa and the Wendigo reviews
A beast has been stalking and killing in villages of Arendelle and its up to Queen Elsa to stop it, for this is no ordinary creature. It thing from a land across the ocean with power over ice and snow, and a hunger for the flesh of all it encounters. It will take all of Elsa's cunning to stop it, if she even can. Takes place after "Frozen" and before "Sorry About the Mess"
Crossover - Frozen & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Ice Busters reviews
Who you gonna call when a hoard of supernatural nasties come down on Arendelle? Elsa, Anna and Kristoff, removers of weird and tamers of the strange, that's who!
Crossover - Frozen & Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Oaken
A Sore Paw reviews
Chumvi wants to go on an adventure with his friends Nala and Simba, but Kula has to stay behind with a sore paw. What to do, what to do. One-Shot.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Simba, Nala, Kula, Chumvi - Complete
The Lion King: Modern Tails reviews
A series of drabbles about The Lion King as if they were humans in the modern world. It tried to follow the movies as best as possible, although alterations are made when needed. They won't take place in sequential order, but they will all be about the same universe of folks, so there will be coherency.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Simba, Pumbaa, Timon
First Contact reviews
Takes place after "Equestria Girls." We all saw how the Ponies of Equestria responded to Twilight Sparkle's adventures, but how did the humans left behind respond once the portal shut? A series of Drabbles peaking around the greater world that Twilight stumbled into for a few days. Warning: This can get a bit metatextual, so be prepared for that.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Princess Celestia, OC
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