Sir Talen
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Joined 02-10-06, id: 987941, Profile Updated: 05-05-16
Author has written 28 stories for Incredible Hulk, Batman, Misc. Comics, Avengers, Marvel, Sarah Jane Adventures, Equalizer, Miles Vorkosigan, Starblazers, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Half-Life, Gargoyles, Jimmy Neutron, Firefly, Superman, Zootopia, Person of Interest, Martian, Andy Weir, Incredibles, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Andy Griffith Show, All In The Family, Kingdom Hearts, and Stargate: SG-1.

Just another fanfic writer.

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Long Days, Short Stories reviews
A series of slice of life stories of Nick and Judy on patrol
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,503 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 8/17/2017 - Judy H.
Revenge of the Winter Warlock reviews
Ever wonder how Kris Kringle from "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" turned in the grumpy Santa from "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"?
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus
Mammal of Interest reviews
A routine prisoner transfer results in Nick and Judy being unexpectedly attacked, and ex-Mayor Bellwether being kidnapped by the mysterious "Wolf in a Nice Suit."
Crossover - Person of Interest & Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 12/3/2016
Side Work reviews
Bob has some uncomfortable questions for E.
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2017 - Mr. Incredible, Edna Mode
The Long Recovery of Judy Hopps reviews
After the events of "The Call" Judy returns to Bunnyburrow to begin the long process of physical recovery from her injuries. But even with the help of Nick, will she be able to return to being a police officer, or be forced to remain in the town where she grew up?
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,377 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 2/13/2017 - Complete
Earth or Bust reviews
Watney may have been rescued, but it's still a long way to Earth, and he's got a lot more talking to do. PG-13 for language. Because Watney. :)
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 7/1/2017 - M. Watney, M. Lewis, R. Martinez, B. Johanssen
Iron Man 2 12 reviews
A short fix fic that addresses one of the main plot annoyances Iron Man 2, which is the fact that Tony and Pepper's conflict could have been solved in five minutes if they'd just TALKED to each other.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
A Slight Detour reviews
SG-1 encounters a rag tag space crew after an unexpected Stargate anomaly. Note: Crosses over with Peta Hewitt's sci-fi web comic Terinu. /
Crossover - Misc. Comics & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Complete
It's a Beautiful Day reviews
Tony introduces Steve to one of the few men he actually respects.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Call reviews
Nick has to deal with the fallout from a vicious attack on Judy, as a new player enters Zootopia's criminal world.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,722 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Nick W., B. Clawhauser, Chief Bogo, Mr. Big - Complete
Eulogy for a Monster Maker reviews
A short, alternate ending for Brian Fies' webcomic "The Last Mechanical Monster", which in turn was based on the classic Fleischer Superman cartoon "The Mechanical Monsters". Fies' comic: The Mechanical Monsters on YouTube: /watch?v DadH3KjHZws
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2016 - Complete
River Dancing
A brief moment of sanity doing what she loves
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Simon, Book, R. Tam - Complete
Opposites Attract reviews
Sometimes you do wonder why Jimmy's parents stay together
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Hugh N., Jimmy N., Judy N. - Complete
Fourth Wall reviews
Xanatos is entirely too blase about his life sometimes.
Crossover - Gargoyles & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2016 - David X., Elisa M., Sora - Complete
Talking Points reviews
The real reason Gordon is a silent protagonist. Rated T for language
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Complete
Real Genius reviews
Geordi finally tells Wesley why nobody likes him.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2016 - G. LaForge, Wesley C. - Complete
The Black Parade reviews
Just a little alternate universe fanfic that popped into my head. I always thought it a little odd that Desslok never confronted the crew of the Yamato/Argo personally, until the very last episode.
Starblazers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Complete
No Good Deed reviews
Sometimes the criminals in Gotham get a second chance. Mature for language.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Complete
A Fine and Private Place reviews
Mark gets one last chance to speak to Aral.
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Complete
Just One Small Favor reviews
Robert McCall sometimes regrets being so willing to help people. Rated mature for a load of racial epithets.
Crossover - Equalizer & All In The Family - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Archie Bu. - Complete
The Last Temptation of Sarah Jane reviews
Requisat in Pace, Ms. Sladen.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Sarah Jane S., Trickster - Complete
Change of Employment reviews
Every once and a while Batman runs into a *smart* mook.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Complete
House Call
Sometimes you need a hero, not a superhero.
Marvel - Rated: T - Esperanto - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2016 - P. Parker/Spider-man, Thor Odinson - Complete
The Swear Jar reviews
Even Steve has to watch his language sometimes.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Officer Wayne
Not all of Bruce Wayne's paths led to becoming the Batman
Batman - Rated: K+ - Esperanto - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2016
Terinu: Opening Presents
Terinu gives Matt a present he could only have dreamed of before now. Based off the webcomic Terinu, written and drawn by Peta Hewitt.
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Complete
Officer Wayne: Victim Statement reviews
A very much AU take on Batman that I've been fiddling with, featuring a Bruce Wayne with all the training of Batman, but choosing a more conventional path towards protecting the public.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2016
Taylor Green reviews
David Banner desperately needs peace and quiet in his life. You don't get much quieter towns than Mayberry, NC.
Crossover - Incredible Hulk & Andy Griffith Show - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2016
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