Author has written 34 stories for Invader Zim, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Pokémon, Fruits Basket, and Harry Potter. hey there everyone, I'm crazy YinYang writer7 anything else on me you have to ask personally by pm I do request from others, at least give me details of how you want a story to be. I am also looking for a pen pal. it doesn't where you live, I am willing to be pen pals with any of you that happens to be interested. I'm also on fictionpress as Crazy YinYang writer7. I'm also on archive of out own as CrazyYinYangLover7 FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), crazy YinYang writer7 (USA) my ocs: Yin: is 15 years old and Yang twin sister has long wavy snow white hair with midnight black curl like Italy and voilet eyes with noticeable amber specs to them is very nosy Yang: is 15 years old and Yin twin sister has long midnight black hair with the curl being snow white has amber eyes with noticeable voilet specs not noisy like her sister Yin is Esmeralda: is emma older sister and in charge of what they are usually up to. calls emma second in command or ducky just to annoy her. has long wavy red/brown hair. eye color: green/brown. somtimes like a hazy grayish silver color when piss off age:between 13-15 years old some times older when i need her to be personality: is dependable, calm headed, intelligent, Keen, Observant, Capable, Charming, fair, fearless, reliable, helpful, Likes: sweets, cars, riding fast cars, weapons, spicy foods, dislikes: being near perverts, being near molesters fears: nothing really outfits: always wears a bomber jacket that normally has hidden weapons and things to escape with, a tshirt and jeans(with hidden weapons of course) or a leafgreen dress, a knee high steel toe combat boots that normally hides her double edge sword. somes gets calls Esme for shorten her name or little soldier for other reasons. Emma: normally my second in command in whatever fics i need her in. she has liquidly brown eyes OR Fiery liquid yellow-red, has long straight chestnut color hair. age: 10-13 years old personality: adventureous, voilent, persistant, confident, likes: fighting, solving things with voilence, weapons, soccor, sports dislikes: school, food that doesnt taste good, hobos, clowns fears: outfits: jeans, shorts, and a tshirt, with sneakers Which Hetalia character are you? The Axis Powers North Italy (Feliciano Vargas) [x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. [x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. [ ]You're very happy-go-lucky. [x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies. [x]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. [x]You're a good artist. [x]You can be clumsy at times. [x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. [ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" [ ]You would surrender in a war situation. (7/10) Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) [ ]You're very stoic and serious. [x]Sausages are your favourite foods. [x]You like to walk your dog. [x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. [ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed. [ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules. [x]You work very hard. [sometimes...] [x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'. [x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people. [x]You've had issues with money once or twice . (7/10) Japan (Kiku Honda) [x]You're very mature [x]You think everything over before saying it. [x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one. [x]You isolated yourself during childhood. [ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time. [x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world. [x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people. [x]You're good at practical tasks. [x] You need time to adjust to new people . (8/10) The Allied Forces The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) [x]You love hamburgers. [ ]You think you're awesome. [x ]You love to invent things. [x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films. [x]You can seem to be very brash to other people. [x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. [ ]You're terrified of ghosts. [x]You know aliens exist. [ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. [x]You wear glasses. (7/10) England (Arthur Kirkland) [x]You like tea. [Love it] [x]You were quite tough as a kid. [x]You're very sarcastic and cynical. [ ]Your cooking is awful. [x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens. [x]You have tried doing black magic before. [ ]You get drunk quite easily. [can't drink...yet] [ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. [again, haven't tried] [x]You're good at embroidery. (6/10) France (Francis Bonnefoy) [x]You're very affectionate. [x]You think you have a great fashion sense. [x]You like wine. [does fruit wine count for anything?] [ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears. [x]You love red roses. [x]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. [x]You're very proud of yourself. [x]You love culture and the arts. [ ]You're very flamboyant. [ ]You say you're a gourmet. (7/10) Russia (Ivan Braginski) [x]You had a very sad childhood. [ ]You're very tall. [x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. [ ]You wear a scarf all the time. [x]You love sunflowers. [ ]You love vodka. [x]You can seem intimidating to other people. [x]You're very strong. [ ]You have a big nose . [x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (6/10) China (Wang Yao) [x]You're very mature. [x]You're very superstitious. [ ]You're very religious. [x]You love pandas. [x]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes. [x]You love Hello Kitty. [x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. [x]You work hard. [most of the time] [x]You're good at drawing. [x]You like sweets. (9/10) And now for some other country people!! Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [x]You are very well-raised. [x]You're polite. [x]You love classical music. [x]You like cake. [ ]You have a mole on your face. [x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away. [x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. [x]You've composed music before. [x]You tend to call people 'morons'. [x]You wear glasses . (9/10) Canada (Matthew Williams) [x]You're often ignored by people. [x]You look younger than you actually are. [x]You love hockey. [x]You love polar bears. [ ]You hate fighting. [x]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy. [x]You often get mistaken for someone else. [x]You feel under-appreciated . [x]You're bilingual. [ ]You always carry a bear with you. (8/10) Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry) [x]You have a potty-mouth. [x]You like to wear flowers in your hair. [x]You used to be a very tough kid. [x]You're very reliable. [x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. [x]You're very faithful. [to my friends] [x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. [x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. [x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next. [x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (10/10) Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) [x]You're very loyal. [x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together. ( [x]You're very serious. [x]You have a lot of patience. [x]You think too much about philosophical stuff. [x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... [x]You're not very confident. [x]You were quite rebellious as a child. [ ]People tend to walk all over you. [x]You're a born worrier. (9/10) Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz) [ ]You're very flamboyant. [x]You're quite hyperactive. [x]You can be quite goofy. [x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix. [x]You're very wary of strangers. [x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell. [x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty. [x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions. [x]You love pansies and corn-poppies. [x]You get up to lots of crazy antics . (9/10) Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) [x]You're quite mean-spirited. [x]You're a bit of a hooligan. [x]You're very loyal. [x]You're very good at tactics. [ ]You hate Russia. [x]You love to fight people. [x]You can avoid marriages quite well. [x]You're not always taken seriously. [ ]You like drinking. [x]You want to become stronger. (8/10) Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) [ ]You are clueless about things around you. [x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. [x]You're very responsible. [x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot. [x]You love churros. [x]You help people in crisis. [x]You are quite random. [x]Somehow, you like bananas. [x]You often offer food to people. [x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (9/10) South Italy (Lovino Vargas) [x]You tend to overreact a lot. [x]You like to order people around. [ ]You're a scaredy-cat. [x]You curse a lot. [x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you. [x]You tend to blush easily. [x]You are lazy like hell. [x]You love tomatoes a lot. [x]You fix yourself on stupid matters. [x]You get defensive at the slightest comment. (9/10) Korea (Im Yong-Soo) You care a lot about your family (x) You love watching movies, and creating things (x) You're stronger than you seem (x) You're a Going-My-Way person (x) You love kimchi (x) You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking (x) You tend to piss off your elders (x) You like to claim things as yours (x) You love games and Internet (x) You're slightly perverted (x) (10/10) Finland (Tino Väinämöinen) You love Christmas and Santa (x) You're honest and quiet (x) You are good at high-tech machinery ( ) You like coming up with weird things (x) You sense of taste is bad, as people say ( ) You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you (x) You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse (x) You love saunas ( ) You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (x) For some reason, you have weird naming skills (x) (7/10) Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna) You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet (x) You're honest, serious, and love debates (x) You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it (x) People think you're scary (x) You're clever with your hands (x) You make weapons with things that people don't imagine (x) You're clumsy with human relationships (x) You tend to go against stronger people (x) You give up pretty quick ( ) In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring () (8/10) quotes i come to love a lot -It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn. -Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. -I'm not suffering from insanity-- I enjoy every minute of it. -Duct tape is like the force- it has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the world together. -If all else fails, try reading the instructions. -You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. -If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I'd type a little faster. Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby. The female mind is never more dangerous or unpredictable than when facing a male mind who thinks he knows what he's doing. MLBloomy "HOLD THE DICK-DUNKING RIGHT THERE, YOU DOUCHEBAG! MY GRANDPARENT'S ARE VISITING AND THEY DO NOT NEED TO DIE OF HEART ATTACKS BECAUSE OUR GAY NEIGHBOURS ARE DOING THE RAINBOW FLAG TANGO!"(Kiba)- Online! chapter 38 By Juura "Indeed. One day they're trying to make their little friends eat playdough and the next they're trying to murder their soul mates… They grow up so fast."(Minato) - Destined chapter 2 by Rizember " 'I hope you will learn to feel good about your self' What is that supposed to mean? How are you supposed to find these good qualities i wonder, if the reason you don't feel good about your self is that all you can find qualities you don't like. I don't think you can, not like that, that's not how it works. I think what it takes is for someone else to say 'I like you' that's the only way you can truly begin to like your self, when someone else excepts you, that's when, you begin see yourself through their eyes, and you begin to realize there may actually be many qualities to like about yourself." -Yuki Sohma from Fruits Basket. "Only I know your pain...Your uncertainty... Your Loneliness... If only we could be together forever. I'll say it as many times as you wish. I will not betray you." Luka from Uraboku "Every time you sent me one of your fake smiles, my fists clench automatically. If I had a gun in my pocket, I would have shot you."-(i have no clue) "I like the relationship of the eyes, they blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together, even if they never even see each other,"-(also unknown) "The eyes shout what the lips fear to say." — Henry Wilson Allen "My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying." - Ed Furgol "Be yourself. Everyone else is taken." - Oscar Wilde "I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours." - Jerome K. Jerome "Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end." - Unknown We've just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call misdirected rage. I believe the technical term is "being an ass". -Shigure, Fruits Basket Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?" Everyone is entitled to my opinion. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser. Procrastinate NOW! The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize. If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Stop repeat offenders, don't reelect them! Straight is something crooked that was bent. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. The problem with reality is a lack of background music. I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear. If electricity comes from electrons, does Morality come from Morons?" Why does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same melody? ...why are you singing both? Inside me is a skinny woman crying to get out...I can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate Two muffins sitting in an oven, one looks to the other and says, "Boy it's hot in here." and the other says "OH MY GAWD A TALKING MUFFIN!!" A cannibal gets passed by a marathon runner. He stops and licks his lips, "mmmm fast food." Death is hereditary. 42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Assassins do it from behind. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? When you cry, I will cry; when you laugh, I will laugh, when you jump out a window...I will laugh I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Keep honking, I'm reloading. My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom. Oh lord, give me patience. AND GIVE IT TO ME NOW Quickly, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass? Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. Don't steal, the government hates competition I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. If you're not a hemorrhoid...GET OFF MY ASS If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand. Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. (Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting" It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 5 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody. I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage. Be nice to your kids... they pick your nursing home. I'd make you swear on the bible if it didn't make your skin sizzle. It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 3 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to fuck off. Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinocchio’s face, screaming, "Lie to me bitch! Lie to me!!!!!! Guy: What did you say? Girl: Well, what did you think you hear? Guy: I'd rather not repeat it... Girl: Well then, we'll never learn what it was will we? Keep hope alive and laugh all the time. People might think your psycho after that, but who gives a flying flip? Besides, I can't please them all. The road to success is always under construction. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on All generalizations are false, including this one. There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. I love when people use the term "we're expecting" when they talk about pregnancy, it makes it sound like there could be multiple outcomes. Yeah, we're expecting a baby. But it could be an elephant. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? I do my best proofreading right after I hit send. Some people just need a high five... in the face... with a chair. Dear Girls who take profile pictures in the bathroom, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you. Sincerely, don’t forget to tag me! Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan? Sincerely, not very well thought out. That mini heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs. If women ruled the world, there would be no wars... Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know? You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield; it said 'Parking Fine'. Dear math, I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. Dear life, when I said can my day get any worse...it was a rhetorical question not a challenge. Anything related to Halloween doesn’t scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else's toilet and the water keeps rising. Don't get mad when your neighbor has loud music on at 2 am. Call him up at 4 am and tell him how much you loved it. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. The next time someone says "Paper beats Rock" I will throw a rock at their face while they hold up a sheet of paper. "Would you like a table?” "No I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, carpet for five please". When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Never knock on death's door, ring the bell and run away, death really hates that. I am not retreating; I am advancing in a different direction! Boys are like Slinkys, pointless but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk but they spend the other half telling us to sit down and shut up! I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?" I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens. When someone tells you nothing is impossible, tell them to go slam a revolving door. I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next". ''Crazy and loving it.'' ''I define any normal logic and really dont give a care.'' '' better to be kill by anything at least. Then to see everything you love rot, or even break to pieces that can never be fix.'' ''dont worry, be happy.'' i swear, if theres a prize for rotten judgement, might as well be ruler of that. . . . . a positive attitude may not solve all your problems. but it would annoy enough people to make worth the while why do i even ask? ima kkkkiiilllll you!!!!!! you heared me. my life is always have to be full of something wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt ttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeee fuck did he/she said???????????????!!!!!!! ''crazy is what crazy do.'' "better run you bitch cause ima kill you now." with a devilish smile (by me when people decides to piss me off) are wwwwwwwweeeeeeee tthhheeerree yet? (me and sister stuck in the car together for a long tima and drive) are we done yet?(me) cant believe that this is happening to me. "why are you late" not all who wonder are lost my dear =) if you ever stumble, make it look like its part of a dance There’s a little truth behind every just kidding, a little curiosity behind every just wondering, a little knowledge behind every I don’t know, and a little emotion behind every I don’t care. -Anonymous Drink coffee. You can do stupid things faster with more energy! - Anonymous Desire, even in it's wildest tantrums, can neither persuade me it is love nor stop me from wishing it were. -W.H. Auden Everyone's a little weird, and life is a little weird. When we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them, fall into mutual weirdness and call it love. -Anonymous A poem is true if it hangs together. Information points to something else. A poem points to nothing but itself. - E.M. Forester A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven’t tried before. - Mae West It's not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. -Pierre Beaumarchais It's not true that life is one damn thing after another, it's one damn thing over and over. -Edna St. Vincent Millay Be good and you will be lonesome. -Mark Twain Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain If you take a pill to make everything better, then you don't know when things are fucked up. If you don't know when things are fucked up, you can't fix yourself. -Alexa Junge Chuck Norris went to Candy Mountain and came back with both of his kidneys AND some candy. Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is free! If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried. Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. When you're right, no one remembers, when you're wrong, no one forgets. If guns kill people, can I blame my misspelled words on my pencil? I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do. If somebody calls and messes with you on the phone like that you don't become terrified, you mess back ... If somebody called me and was like "have you checked the children?" I'd be like "I killed them!" For the record, i'm saying it makes no difference to me whether or not i actually read the line as written. Anyone can fly through the air like an eagle! What you have to do is swim through the air like a panda! |
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