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22/2/16: No good news to report, unfortunately: My subscription to Microsoft Office expired and I can't access ANY of my documents, including the next chapter :( This means that I won't be able to continue it until my subscription can be renewed, and I don't know when that'll be... Sorry! Chapter is still around half finished, and it'll be very long!

Heya, my fellow fanfiction readers!

It's Coco here. Before I forget, thanks for visiting my profile! Here! (hands you an e-cookie)

Anyways. Be sure to check out some of my work, and I am always open to suggestions, advice, or anything, really!

List of my current stories:

Harry Potter and the Magic of Stupidity

My first ever fanfiction, it's pretty much a parody of Harry Potter that is just completely filled with randomness. I guess it's a sort of crack!fic, and I wrote it to be funny; I tend to think it is. I've pretty much abandoned it, so it's probably never going to have more than the current chapters.

The Marauders Discover Fanfiction

This story is my most popular one at the moment; as well as my longest. It's about the marauders, who find a magical computer from the future, which enables them to read fanfiction about themselves. Mostly, they can only read bad!fics, because, in my opinion, it's the most amusing. Once again, not a very serious story, but it's a lot of fun to write and (I hope) fun to read.

Back to the Marauder's Era

My newest story, it's about muggle Harry Potter-fan Chloe, who enjoys reading Marauder's Era fanfiction (but hates badly written ones). She wakes up in the marauder's era, but she soon discovers that she is actually in the story of her nightmares; all the characters have been warped out of shape and she's turned into a Mary Sue (but she can still think like the sarcastic and witty person she is). Once again, a kind of parody of badly-written fanfiction, I really don't know why I enjoy doing this so much.

For now, that's all I have. Who knows, maybe, one day, I'll actually write a serious story. I've got a couple of ideas, which brings us to the next part...

Stories I've got planned:

Well, I'm not going to give anything certain away, but I definitely do have a couple of ideas. One of the stories has a full outline and the first chapter written, but I'm planning to finish the two WIP (works in progress) that I'm busy with before uploading it.

I'll say the following, however: One of the stories I have planned will be a more serious, more typical story focusing on Lily, but, of course, it's not like anything I've seen out there yet. It will be set in the marauder's era (when do I ever not do that?) and... the rest I will not give away :) If you're interested, you can send me a PM asking for details.

What do you do when not writing Harry Potter fanfiction?

Well, I go to school and do homework (fascinating, I know), and I enjoy reading fanfiction, as well as books. I spend a lot of time with my real-life friends, as well (of which only one person knows that I write fanfiction, it's all a big secret, a little guilty pleasure *-*).

FUN STUFF:

Name all 12 of your favourite HP characters in random order

Well, I really love ALL characters (excluding Dolores Umbridge and Peter Pettigrew as a grown up), they are all so origional and they all have their own essence, you know? So I'll just write the ones that pop into my head.

1) Hermione Granger

2) Sirius Black

3) Lily Evans

4) James Potter

5) Remus Lupin

6) Nymphadora Tonks

7) Harry Potter

8) Ron Weasley

9) Ginny Weasley

10) Luna Lovegood

11) Fred/George Weasley (I like them both the same amount). I'll just say George.

12) Crapcrapcrap I can't choose! Either Hagrid, McGonagall or Dobby. For the sake of being able to play the game, I choose... Neville Longbottom!

1) Have you read an Eleven/Six story before? (George/Tonks)No, can't say I want to, though... *Shudder*

2) Do you think number four is hot? (James Potter)Since we have no exact description of his appearance, but most Fanfictions describe him as hot, so I guess...

3) What would happen if Eight got Twelve pregnant? (Ron-Neville) That would be so, so weird. So weird. And wrong. And weird. Okay, I'm done with this question.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? (Ginny)I think most of the best ones are about Harry, but featuring Ginny as the love interest. I've never read one about just her, to be honest.

5) Do you think Two and Six make a good couple? (Sirius/Tonks) No, no I don't. I ship Remus/Tonks, , but even then I think the age difference is a little disturbing. I think Sirius/Tonks would be plain wrong. Mainly because he's closely related to her.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (Remus/Ginny, Remus/Luna) Neither... But if I had to choose... Um... Erm... Crap, this is hard! I'll just say Remus/Ginny, shall I? But this is pedophilia!! They are both teenagers, and he is, like, 30! But I think Remus/Ginny would work more.

7) What would happen if Seven walked into Two and Twelve having sex? (Sirius/Neville, Harry) Right, that would be weird. Here's what I think it would be like:

Harry heard some noises from inside his godfather's room. He flung open the door, and his jaw dropped to the floor when he realized that he had just walked in on Sirius and Neville having sex.

"Sirius? Neville? What's going on?" he stammered, his mind frantically trying to process the information.

Neville grinned sheepishly. "Er, sorry, Harry, we were going to tell you..."

Sirius snorted. "No, we weren't."

"What's going on!? I can't believe it!" Harry was struggling to stay standing.

"Oh, me and Siri, here, have been having you-know-what for ages. Since fifth year, at least." Neville said soothingly.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Harry yelled.

"Oh, yeah, we've been an item for ages." Sirius said, flicking his hair out of his eyes.

"NO! THIS IS ALL A LIE! IT'S A BAD DREAM!" Harry cried, refusing to believe the truth.

Neville shook his head sadly. "Sorry. No, it's not. You were the only person that didn't know. Hermione and Ron have known for ages."

Harry sunk into the chair next to the bed. "I- I can't believe this."

"Oh, apart from the pedophillia, the mild incest, the fact that I'm a chubby looser at this point and he's a badass Azkaban escapee and the general fact that nobody in their right mind would ship us, it really makes total sense!" Neville said.

Harry shook his head. "No. No it doesn't. And, wait a moment. When is this even happening? I mean, Sirius could only have met you in the summer before fifth year, but we weren't even friends yet, so you didn't visit us!"

"It's called AU, Harry." Sirius supplied helpfully. That was when everybody realized that Sirius and Neville were naked.

"Ah! My eyes! I'm scarred for life!" Harry cried.

"Like you haven't been already." Sirius scoffed. "You walked in on us, remember?"

"Oh. Right." Harry said.

That was when everybody realized that this whole situation was completely unrealistic and generally over-the-top, so the authoress decided to go and do something better with her time.

Tada! Waddya think? Took me 3 minutes, and I didn't proofread it a single time! *double thumbs up*

8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. (Lily/Luna)

Luna tries out her father's magical time transporter, and ends up in the marauder's era. She soon discovers that she's been sailing the wrong ship for years, as has Lily Evans. They get together, James is sad and starts dating Sirius, so Remus and Peter start shagging, and everybody is happy. YAY! Oh, and by the way, Voldemort trips over his shoe and dies so there is no need for him to be killed by Harry who will not even exist since Lily is with Luna. AKA Lily Luna! Ha. ha. ha! So hilarious!

Not.

I hope you have realized that that was not meant seriously.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? (Hermione/Ron)Definitely! There's loads out there, it's one of the most popular ships!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt Comfort. (Harry/Neville)

The Broken Bloom.

No idea, it just popped into my head.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (James-Hermione)I'm actually pretty sure this exists. Anyway, I'd have Hermione travel back in time, and fall for Sirius and James, then there is an awkward love triangle, but in the end she chooses James, and he deflowers her.

Yeah, I wouldn't read that one.

12) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Luna)

"Oh! These Nargles! They feel so good!"

Okay, seriously. I have no idea.

13) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Ron)

Dafuk? No idea.

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Hermione/Tonks/Neville)

Warning: Super weird and disturbing ships ahead!

15)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Luna-Sirius)

"My name is Luna, and I know how to love good!"

LOL.

16)When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Remus)

Erm, as in just about him, or all the marauders? If the latter, then today, if the former, then I can't remember.

17)What is Six's super-secret kink? (Tonks)

She can change her body to look as she wants to? I dunno...

18) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (George/Ginny)

No. No. NO NO NO NO NO!!!

And that means NO!

Not drunk, not sober. NOOOOO!

19) What would it take for four to kiss five? (James/Remus)

A hecka lot of alchohol, and, with that, I mean LOADS.

20) What would three's dying last words be? (Lily)

"Please, not Harry! Take me instead! Anything but Harry!" :'(

That's it for now!

Remember to review my stories, because reviews make me happy!

All right, fine, one last question...

(What does your username mean?)

Nothing. It's totally random. I always have random usernames, and they always seem to have something to do with fruit. For the last three years (but not of ) I used 'LittleMissStrawberry', but now I'm 'CoconutBanana'. I literally thought of it and wrote it, now it's my username. I love bananas, but I have only ever eaten a coconut once. Funny, huh? I actually loved it!

In the garden of gentle sanity, may you be bombarded by coconuts of wakefulness.

-Chogyam Trungpa

Xo

Coco