Hello world. I am a writer, wordsmith, and a fangirl.

My sister is Staying-Forever-Gold. She is awesome, has no confidence in her writing, and you need to read her stories because I said so.

I like bacon. I love slash. I adore lemon. But I can't write it to save my life. D-:

More stories to come as they are completed thanks to everyone who reads and reviews my stuff and fyi all flames will be used to roast marshmallows.

It's bad to argue with yourself. It's worse when you lose!

I was just watching Sherlock videos on Youtube and I realized something. John Watson is to Sherlock as James Wilson is to Greg House. But both House and Watson use canes...

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the few that would answer, "where to begin"

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (CHECK)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (CHECK)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (CHECK)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." (CHECK)

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (CHECK)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D. (CHECK)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (CHECK)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason (CHECK)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (CHECK)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (CHECK)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

For all of the Rise of the Guardians fans out there.

I don't have plot bunnies, I have plot Kangaroo/Frost spirits!

OUR FAVIROTE CHUBBY BUNNY (KANGAROO!) HAS A NINE INCH SOMETHING!

@Grins@ Bye-bye and don't choke on your drinks!