FORMERLY "EILONWY ARWEN KENOBI OF NARNIA,' 'TAINTED ANGEL SILIMA' AND "KHRISTIE ASH"

Some information about ME!

Name: Krystal

Age: Teenager.

Hometown: Gotham City

Favorite Music: Metal, rock, electronica and classical.

Favorite Movies: Horror, animation, sci-fi, action, fantasy, thriller, comedy, gangster, historical...pretty much anything except the majority of high school comedies and chick flicks.

Favorite Directors: Alfred Hitchcock, Quentin Tarantino, Christopher Nolan, Peter Jackson, Martin Scorsese, Darren Aronofsky, Joel and Ethan Coen, Francis Ford Coppola, George A. Romero, Ridley Scott, Zack Snyder, John Carpenter

Favorite Books: Mostly horror/gothic, fantasy and historical, more specifically: Dracula, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Picture of Dorian Gray, A Song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the Rings, Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice, Catcher In the Rye, The Shining, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls, Anne Rice, Rick Riordan, C.S. Lewis

AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL OF MY FANS:

Dear lovely people of ,

I am SO sorry to have been gone for so long. I got email notifications of all your great comments and faves, and I thank you all for your support. It means a lot. I apologize for being on such a long hiatus: life has not been kind to me lately with many personal problems and an overload of schoolwork. Nevertheless, I have returned--a changed person, but nonetheless retaining the sardonic humor you seem to love. My tastes have gone through some drastic changes so keep checking back for new stuff from me.

I have returned.

Love,
Khristie

PS- THIS account will now only be used for beta reading. All new stories will be posted on my new account, http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/3391091/Khristie_Ash

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

I hear voices and they don't like you

Smile -- it confuses the enemy

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree or slamming a revolving door.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He/she won't expect it back.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free!

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

Always be who you are. Those who matter don't care and those who care don't matter.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a trash can. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff...I laugh again.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. (It truly is a blessing!)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Prometheus gave mortals the gift of fire. Apple gave mortals the gift of iPod.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

YOU MAY BE OBSESSED WITH STAR WARS IF: (from jedigal125)

... your favourite book of the Bible is Luke.

... you've memorized the Jedi code.

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.

... you address your teachers as "Master."

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

... you know how to write in Aurebesh.

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

... you understand any of this.