Truth or Dare? Star Wars Edition Chapter 1: And so it Begins, a star wars fanfic

Chapter One: And so it Begins…

Blaze walked into the tv studio before gazing around. "Darth Fury! Fury, get your ass over here!" Blaze shouted to Darth Fury who was eating a slice of pie backstage.

"Language, Blaze and I'm coming, I'm coming," Fury replied, finishing the pie off before walking over to join Blaze in the tv studio.

"Nice of you to join me," she muttered in reply.

"We're starting in one minutes, Blaze," Tigerstar, the cameraperson, called as he adjusted the camera to point straight at the authoress and her co-host.

"All right, is the audience here yet?" Blaze asked, looking at Fury.

"I thought you were going to bring them," Fury protested.

"Oh my god, just press the white button on your remote," Blaze snapped, tossing the black remote at Fury before pulling out the blue remote out of her pocket.

"All right," Fury said, pressing the white button on his remote and the audience, which included people from Alagaesia and people from the Warriors world, appeared.

"Can I please kill Firestar?" Tigerstar pleaded.

"This is a Star Wars story but all right, just do it quietly and how long do we have?" Blaze asked.

"Thirty seconds, I'll make it fast," Tigerstar replied before killing Firestar several times in ten seconds. He walked back to the camera before pointing it at Blaze and Fury. "We are live in five…four…three…two," he held up one paw before pointing it to Blaze.

"Hello everyone and welcome to Truth or Dare? Star Wars Edition," Blaze announced into the microphone. "Today, we have a few dares from people in the audience so let us welcome the participants." She clapped her hands before pressing the black button on her remote and the characters appeared.

Darth Vader gazed around before his masked face locked on Blaze. "Oh no, not her again," he complained.

Emperor Palpatine, the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker followed his gaze before groaning while Leia Organa, Han Solo and Chewbacca looked at them curiously. "What's the matter with you four?" Leia asked curiously, looking back at Blaze. "She looks harmless to me."

"You haven't been with her as long as we have," Palpatine replied, narrowing his eyes. (If you don't understand, read chapters 5 and onward of my other humor story, 'Alagaesia Goes Crazy'.)

"Hello? We're live," Fury said, gazing at Blaze who shrugged.

"All right, our first dare is from Fury," Blaze replied, pulling out the card before reading it. "It's for Leia, Leia, you are dared to go up to Han, slap him across the face and yell, 'I love Darth Fury' at the top of your lungs." She glared at Fury who whistled innocently as she put the card away.

"And what if I don't want to?" Leia snapped.

"Then you have to kiss Darth Fury," Blaze replied simply.

Leia glowered at the authoress before going up to Han and slapping him across the face. "I LOVE DARTH FURY!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. "There, are you happy now?"

"More than ever," Fury said dreamily.

"Ah shut up, Fury and hand me the next card," Blaze snapped and Fury glared at her before handing her the next card. She gazed at it before chuckling slightly. "This one is courtesy of Murtagh of Alagaesia, Luke, you are dared to sing any Hannah Montana song of your choosing. If you don't, you have to yell, 'I love Hannah Montana' at the top of your lungs to the entire galaxy."

"Uh, I'll do the dare," Luke said quickly before opening his mouth and starting to sing:

We haven't met, and that's okay
'Cause you will be asking for me one day
Don't want to wait in line

The moment is mine believe me

Don't close your eyes
'Cause it's a chance worth takin'
I think that I can shake you

CHORUS:
I know where I stand
I know who I am
I would never run away when life gets bad,it's
Everything I see
Every part of me
Gonna get what I deserve
I got nerve

Electrified, I'm on a wire
Getting together and we're on fire
What I said, you heard
Now I got you spinning

Don't close your mind
The words I use are open
I think that I can show you

I know where I stand
I know who I am
I would never run away if life gets bad, it's
Everything I see
Every part of me
I know I can change the world, yeah, yeah, yeah
I know what you like
I know what you think
Not afraid to stare you down until you blink, it's
Everything I see
Every part of me
Gonna get what I deserve
I got nerve

You need to discover
Who can make you feel free
And I need to uncover
The part of you thats reaching out for me, hey

"Ahhh!! Make it stop," Han Solo cried, putting his hands over his ears as he tried to block out the noise.

"I did not know my own son had such a horrible voice," Vader complained.

"Hey!" Luke protested, narrowing his eyes at Vader.

"Oh thank god, he's done," Obi-Wan's spirit sighed.

"Hey, are you dissing my son's voice?" Vader demanded angrily.

"You were dissing it earlier," Obi-Wan retorted.

"Man, you need to give your son singing lesson's worse than you," Palpatine muttered.

"What?!" Vader screeched before leaping at Palpatine with his lightsaber ignited, they began sparring back and forth while Blaze sighed.

"Will you two stop it? You can kill each other after the show," she snapped angrily.

"What if I don't want to?" Palpatine snapped.

"Then I'll toss both of you into an active volcano," came the angry reply.

Both Palpatine and Vader instantly stopped, extinguishing their lightsabers and glaring at each other.

Blaze sighed. "Well, that's it for today, please stay tuned for the next episode of Truth or Dare? Star Wars Edition, thank you all and goodbye," she said.

"And we're out," Tigerstar said, turning off the camera.

"Thank god, I'm going to get some pie," Fury said.

"You do that," Blaze replied before looking at Palpatine and Vader. "Now you two can go kill each other."

"Thank you," Vader said before he and Palpatine began dueling again.

Blaze rolled her eyes. "Weirdos, it doesn't matter if they kill each other, I'm just going to bring them all back anyway," she muttered.

Author's Note: and that was the first chapter, well I'll be accepting any dares or truths so long as they are strictly PG 13. And I have a challenge, whoever completes this challenge gets to co-host with me in the next chapter.

The challenge is as follows, the first person who can correctly answer the following question in their reviews will be able to co-host with me next episode.

What is my all time favorite band?

Hint: look on my profile

Well, see you all next time.

~ Blaze ~