A/N: I know this topic might be a little over-done, but I don't want to start with anything too complicated… So, my first one will be 586 short drabbles. (Unless I combine some of the rules, which I probably will) So, enjoy!

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".

"I'm bored!" complained a raven haired boy with gray eyes. "Moony, you should entertain me."

"Moony" looked up from the book he held in his hands. "Padfoot, shouldn't you be catching up on your homework? You know the stuff the professors assigned while you were in the infirmary?"

Padfoot laughed. "Nonsense, Remus! Why on Earth would I do such a thing?" But then his face turned serious and he threw himself onto Remus's bed dramatically. "I want to do something interesting!"

Remus groaned and shut his book. "You want something to do?" he asked, and Padfoot nodded eagerly. "Alright, Sirius… here." Remus reached into his sleeve and pulled out a spoon, which he had planning to use if order to eat his pudding later.

Sirius took the gleaming spoon in his hand. "Now go bother someone else." Moony grumbled before going back to his book.

So Sirius was left to wander the grounds alone. He was sulking about being bored, still clutching to his spoon. "What the hell am I supposed to do with a spoon?" he asked out loud.

As if his question had been answered, a group of Hufflepuffs exited the castle. Sirius grinned, an idea forming in his mind. He chased after them. "Oy! Hufflepuff!" he shouted, and they all turned around as one. A handsome third year was the one to speak up.

"Black, I'm really not-"he began, but Sirius cut him short, poking him in the chest with the spoon.

"Hufflepuffs are so squishy!" Sirius commented, and with each poke, he added a "Poke! Poke! Poke!"

The group of Hufflepuffs stared at him in disbelief, but Sirius continued, moving the spoon to poke him between the eyes. "Are you guys covered in bees? I mean, look at you! Black and yellow? Did your founder hate you or something?" he rambled.

Before Sirius could do any more damage to the poor Hufflepuff students, Remus was at the scene, dragging him away. "I should have known not to give you a spoon!" he was scolding himself. As he was being dragged away, Sirius was grinning. He wasn't bored any longer.

A/N: Well, I thought it was cute! Well, review if you want. It won't affect how fast I update, though. I'll update when the next one is written, not much argument there.