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![]() Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Vampire Knight, Supernatural, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Harry Potter, and Pokémon. --PLEASE NOTE--NOTICES--NOTICE BOARD-- PLEASE READ-- I have started a new story, called Linden Moon and the Alolan Pokémon. It is a Harry Potter/Pokémon crossover, and Harry Kirkland is officially on indefinite Hiatus. I'm not as into Hetalia as I was before, and I doubt I could do the characters justice. The story IS NOT abandoned, but any muse I had for the story just isn't there anymore. I'd like to get back to it someday. However, if anyone wants to adopt the idea, feel free, and I will direct everyone over to your story. PM me for details and information. 9/6/17 September 6, 2017 --PLEASE NOTE--NOTICES--NOTICE BOARD-- PLEASE READ-- To James and Lily, The Wicked Creed When ever it rains, I promise to remember Elphie. When ever I see animal abuse, I promise to remember Doctor Dillamond. When ever I see someone with disabilities, I promise to remember Nessarose. When I see someone who's vanity blinds them, I'll think of Galinda. When I see someone who's changed for good through a death, I'll remember Glinda. When I hear about cruel dictators, I'll curse the Wizard and his deeds. When I see a bullying teacher, I'll remember Madame Morrible. When I see two lovers risking everything for the other, I'll remember Fiyero and Elphaba. When I hear children teasing another for differences, I'll remember Elphaba and her strength. When I see two friends fighting, I'll remember Glinda and Elphaba...and how one argument can affect the rest of your life. When I see a boy lovesick over a girl that'll never be his, I'll remember Boq. When ever I see a monkey chattering, I'll remember how hard Elphaba worked to get Chistery to talk. If you love Wicked, You'll think of this creed and post it in your profile The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'' I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go. bio Someday, I may Someday, I may find an ancient race of human Or maybe I'll just read about them Someday, I may go to Japan Or maybe I'll just watch anime in bed Someday, I may find love Or maybe I'll just be forever alone Someday, I may be a famous singer or maybe I'll just sing in the shower Someday, I may do many things Or maybe I'll just sit here and dream My name is Willow Estrella; I like reading, animals, anime, gaming, the two voices in my head, and music. I dislike when my birds bite me, people thinking I'm sane, and people abusing animals. My hobbies are reading, playing games, writing stories, and hanging out with my family. My dream is really none of your business. quotes "What? That is the first question. What was it? Harry bit my neck, and I found pleasure in it . What…did that mean? It absolutely made no sense whatsoever. But it made me…happy. So I would be…happy…if Potter bit my neck. No, not just bite my neck. He had that look in his eyes that I had loved so much. I suppose that could be more than admiring Harry's evilness. I will not lie to myself about this; I found it attractive. So I would be…happy…if Potter looked attractive and bit my neck. That…is…severely odd." -Things I love in this world ch. 16 by: Gaaralovesmeonly "I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason bringing something we must learn and we are lead to those who help us most to grow; if we let them and we help them in return. Now, I don't know if I believe that's true, but I know I am who I am today because I knew you" -Glinda (Wicked the Musical) "For Good" "Ah, I cannot remember the last time I went to the Lake District." Francis mused "But I remember sitting beside those beautiful lakes reading stories with you when you were little. Ah! It was forever ago, was it not?" "Technically, there's only one lake in the Lake District." Arthur corrected as he changed gear "Lake Windermere. The rest are Meres or Waters." Francis pulled a face. "Waters?" he spat "I was under the impression that the plural of 'water' was 'water.'" "Yes." Arthur confirmed "Except when they're waters." "So the Lake District only 'as one lake, and the plural of 'water' is 'water', unless they are 'waters.'" "That's right." Francis stared at him incredulously. "I 'ate you, Arthur." -Sometimes Friends, Sometimes Enemies, Always Brothers ch. 7 "Well that settles it. You have a lightning bolt scar, so I call you lightning bolt. Like I call the blond people over there mini-blondie, regular-blondie, and lady-blond. I call the red heads over there, carrot one and carrot two. I call the man, sitting next to you, wearing all black, bat man, and of course I call my master, master." Nagini said. The Unlikely Group part 1 chapter: 7 by: Slytherinsalltheway "Naruto bit back a laugh. "I think, in comparison to fighting for his life, Harry would prefer your insults." Draco continued to look insulted and Naruto let out the laugh he'd been trying to fight back. "C'mon, it's not that bad. Just think, it'll make it all the easier for you to fall in luuuurve now! Draco scowled heavily. "I'm not in love with Potter!" he snapped. "Well, that's good news Malfoy, because I'm not in love with you either." Naruto burst out laughing at the horrified look on Draco's face as Harry sat down in the extra chair on their table." - Draco, Harry, and Naruto; Hanging by a Moment; chapter 7; by: Unwritten.25 "Pandas and llamas have sex and make unicorns, but only the blue panda and octarine llama can make the green and purple unicorn." -Me *looking at my new doll* friend: "Hmmm... cute, but creepy me: how so? her: Black hair, chubby, always the one that the demon picks to possess" "I have much faith in fools, self-confidence, my friends call it" -Edgar Allan Poe “Inside me, there is an organ more important than my heart. Although you can't see it, I feel it going right through my head and down to my legs, and I know that it exists inside me. It's the one that lets me stand up and walk forward. So that I can walk forward, without ever trembling. If I stopped here I feel like it would break...My soul would break. Even more than if my heart stops beating, to me that is the most important. Even if I become senile and my back gets bent, I still have to walk forward.” - Sorachi Hideki Gintoki: "You want love? You have dreams? When you're young, you don't need that crap. All you need is... CALCIUM! As long as you get plenty of calcium everything'll turn out fine. Cramming for exams, fights with your parents, that girl you like doesn't know you exist... As long as you drink milk, everything willl.." "No problem. Just don't make me spout philosophical crap again. Next thing you know, I'll be singing songs and pooping rainbows." - Lefu, The Broken Veil ch. 4 By: Morganbanner "Percy gulped; there were a lot of things he'd rather not face. His mother on a bad day; Zeus on a really bad day and then the Hulk on a really, really bad day being the top three on the list."- Percy Jackson, Fate's Design ch. 9 By: Fate's Pride Kurenai folds her arms. "No offense, but I am not quite sure your opinion of inconspicuousness counts, Mr. Copy-nin, son of the White Fang, pupil of the Yellow Flash, teacher of the former international criminal, the loud-mouth savior of the world, and the number one medic of the shinobi continents." -permission to castrate please by: PureWaterLily "Esme, my mother, inspired it," he says, before his hands stop, and the room goes quiet. With a smile, he added, "And you inspired this one." Two heavy booms later, the entire living room enters a battlefield, screeching and chaotic, without a single rhythm or rhyme. A cat and mouse might as well been in a chase on top of the keys. While Sakura's ears bleed off, Edward laughs, not caring where his fingers land. By the time he gives mercy and stops, he has a smug look. "I call this masterpiece, The Internal Angst and Trauma of Edward Cullen Caused by Sakura Haruno. What do you think?" "Audience will definitely share this Edward's trauma." - permission to castrate please by: PureWaterLily "Words of the year - Never open the can of worms, willingly!" Harry shouted to everyone present. The chatter died down and they stared at him as though they had never seen him before. - The Cursed chapter 22 by: Cabba "Confucius said: To charge battery; put battery in psp. Maybe now, you will remember what Confucius say." - My Mom “He was convinced that if he went to sleep at night, he would turn into a chicken. He’d leave little notes for himself saying, ‘You are not a chicken,’ although sometimes he thought he was lying… Scholars have puzzled over the notes ever since, seeking some insight into the poor man’s tortured mind. They are not in any order, you see. Some are very…odd.” “Odder than ‘You are not a chicken’?” - Thud! (SIR Terry Pratchett) "You got a problem with me?!" She yelled. Kankuro gave her a dirty look and opened his mouth, about to respond to her when she yelled again. "If you do, please write it nicely on a sheet of paper, fold it up, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!" - Finally Found You, Chapter four, By: BIG Yaoi Fangirl "He is so twisted that if he sees someone wandering around lost, he's the kind of guy who will screw and toy around with the poor soul before he even bothers to help...IF he even bothers to help!" -Misaki Takahashi, Junjou Romantica " We are ninja, Professor Dumbledore, shinobi! We have been risking our lives since the moment we received those..." Naruto pointed at his forehead protector. " We are living like this not because someone made us, but because we wanted to! And it's always been for somebody's sake! Because that's what it's like to be a ninja! When you have to, you kill...When you have to, you torture...When you have to, you act...when you have to, you protect...but you have to, when you want to." -Naruto Uzumaki, Mission: Hogwarts ch. 31, " "It's simple really." The girl began with a teasing smile as she took another step forward, "Once upon a time, a terrible book was published called Twilight. In that book, a Mary-Sue named Bella Swan falls in love with a psychotic, stalking vampire named Edward Cullen. Blah, blah, blah…they fall in love, he leaves her and all that romantic crap…and then they have to fight against…whatever newborn vampires are called in Stephenie Meyer's perverted brain, in an oh so epic battle which really isn't epic at all.So here I am, writing my sweet, sweet revenge on your creepy, stalking fairy ways not only for me, but for all other Potter fans and just normal Twilight haters alike. And I have complete control over everything that happens to me, since it's my story." Nothing could be heard once the girl finished her tragic tale, not even the steady breath of the beings around her could be heard, mainly because they couldn't breathe but all the same. Finally, Bella, or rather 'Queen of the Mary-Sues' stepped forward. "So, you don't like me?" "- Finally, Sweet, Sweet Revenge, only chapter, By: Meggie Cronwall "Hemingway caught up to the 4th Infantry Division as it fought its way toward Paris. General Raymond Barton gave the novelist a captured German motorcycle with a sidecar and assigned a driver to chauffeur him around. Hemingway stuffed the sidecar with machine guns, hand grenades and bottles of whiskey, and rode off, looking for action. One August day, he found it. An exploding shell knocked him out of the sidecar and he sprawled in a ditch while German soldiers fired at him." -Ernest Hemingway Toasts J. D. Salinger By: Carlson, Peter Ethan jabbed a finger towards Hilda, ignoring the amused looks from the others. "Mostly extinct," he said, voice quivering, "is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH!" "I see," said Hilda with much sarcasm in her voice, ignoring the stifled giggles and chuckles that the others were giving off around her, "I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Ethan. He prefers them really really extinct'. Will that make you happy?" - Out of the Ashes Rewritten ch. 7 by: Starian NightZz "Severus raised an eyebrow when he stepped out of the shadows to see Xenophilous Lovegood and the entire Pack before him. Behind him Lucius, Narcissa, Remus and Tom were getting impatient, so Tom did what any self-respecting Dark Lord would do. He started whining. "Seeeeveeeeeeerus, I wanna get through!" -Suns of Death and Darkness ch. 27 by: Chakahlah "Blonde bastard is using Master Harry for sex. Kreacher is taking away blonde bastard's... pointiness." Harry took a moment to translate in his head, then stared at Kreacher in shock. "You made him impotent?" Kreacher gave Harry an evil grin. "Blonde bastard can get pointy if Master Harry wishes. Whenever Master Harry wishes. Even if Master Harry is wishing for it when blonde bastard is in important meetings. Or in lockers after sporting things. If Master Harry is not wishing it, then blonde bastard is staying floppy." Remus and Harry looked at each other, then burst out laughing again. It was a brilliant punishment. -MIT: Magic Incorporating Technology ch. 5. By: KamalaC "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something in your life." -Winston Churchill I may be drunk, miss, but I will be sober in the morning and you will still be ugly." -Winston Churchill "A lie gets halfway across the world before the truth has a chance to get his pants on." -Winston Churchill "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing-after they've tried everything else." -Winston Churchill "I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." -Winston Churchill "A writer’s brain is full of little gifts, like a piñata at a birthday party. It’s also full of demons, like a piñata at a birthday party in a mental hospital. The truth is, it’s demons that keep a tortured writer’s spirit alive, not Tootsie Rolls. Sure they’ll give you a tiny burst of energy, but they won’t do squat for your writing. So treat your demons with the respect they deserve, and with enough prescriptions to keep you wearing pants." -Pseudonymous Entity Funny Stuffs Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, muffinlover101, AmaraBellaGirl, Little Christian, BML1997, aleixia1012, Wazzella, Bellykid5, Waddles26813, Sajo8, TheAmazingQwerty, Lady Andromeda465, Crazy as a Cheshire Cat 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down 2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso 6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8: Dont use any punctuation 9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO" 12: Sing along at the opera 13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!!!!!!!!!" 18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose" 19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile! Inspiration If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Therapy is expensive; Poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. If you don't want your kids doing drugs, teach them to love birds. Then, they won't have money for drugs! |