Provinces & States! You're Doomed

"We've been through so much this year."

"Adventures."

Delaware delivering gifts in a thunderstorm

"ON FLASH! ON LOKI! ON DJ AND THOR! ON MARTIAN! ON TEDDY AND PSYCHE! LET'S TAKE TO THE SKIES AND DELIVER TO THE CHILDREN! LET'S FLY AWAY AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!"

"KEKEKEKE! THAT'S RIGHT!"

"Get out of my sleigh Pennsylvania!"

"Mysteries."

"SOMEONE PAINTED THE FLAGS ON MY BRIDGE WHITE! WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOES THIS?"

"...My beautiful flag..."

"Challenges and crises."

Crises with Russia and Ukraine and North Korea, the SONY hack

"I'm telling you it was North Korea!"

"Or someone who wants you to think it's North Korea..."

"Who? China?"

"Ukraine?"

"RUSSIA!"

BANG!

"Ok...brain storming needs to take a coffee break...and Ohio stop carrying that rifle around...you're making the aides get edgy."

"..."

"Old scars reopened."

"Reminders that they haven't healed fully..."

Ferguson, MO

"DAD? DAD!"

"MISSOURI! VERMONT CHECK ON NEW YORK ASAP! Just take deep breaths!"

"It hurts...it hurts..."

"I know..."

"My citizens...why do they have to hurt me? I know they are angry...but why?"

"..I don't know...I just don't..."

"Daddy you're bleeding..."

"My scars reopened..."

"Where are you going Alabama?"

"To talk to people and honor MLK, I won't let his work be undone because of some deviants and air bags."

"Let's start 2015 anew."

"A new year, a new beginning."

3...2...1...

"HAPPY-"

BANG!

"Oops..."

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU THREE ABOUT SETTING OFF FIREWORKS NEAR THE HOUSE?" America shrieked as a bottle rocket just barely avoided hitting Nebraska. New York popped his gum and took a batter's stance as one flew at him.

"Swing batta! Batta!" Puerto Rico shouted as she hid behind England.

KABOOM!

"...Oh Times Square...I almost hit Tony..."