Okay, Let me edit the shit out of this really quick. Really, every time I see it, I'm a little ashamed of my middle-school self.
(That's a lie. I'm actually almost always ashamed of my middle school self)

You can call me Donni if you like. It's a name.

It's very rare that I'll update anything ever. If I manage to finish a full length fic within a year it will honestly be a miracle. I love AUs and I'll find a ship in pretty much everything. I almost never ship anything that's canon at all, but I think one of my OTP's has a good chance now? Eh, KakaSaku was crack in 2010 but now it seems like a possibility. Nope. Sorry past me. Oh well. Most of my ships are slash, with the rare exception. Like Kakasaku.

Ah, what else? I talk to myself a lot. When reffering to myself in my head I usually think "we" instead of "I". I keep irregular hours, and if I ever read a fic before 8:00 AM and I haven't slept, I'll leave a very thorough review. Very, very, thorough. So. Sorry if I make you cry at like 6:00 AM.

Oh! And here I am on Tumblr!

I have an Ao3, where I post slightly more often. I'll migrate a few fics from there to here. I'm embarrassed by a lot of my old fics but I'm not deleting them. There's nothing worse than remembering an old fic and not being able to find it, so I'll leave them up for the people who remember them. I guess.

Fandoms
Naruto
Marvel
Welcome to Night Vale
Saints Row
Skulduggery Pleasant
Pokemon
Saints Row
Undertale
Assassination Classroom
Fuck, ah... Lazy Town?
I'll write for literally anything if I watch/read/play it for long enough literally 10 minutes

Works in progress:

JESUS FUCK ALL THE UNDERTALE FICS

A SansXReader where the Reader is an otaku with magic that allows them to copy powers from shows and games and junk.

A SansXReader where the Reader is an Ex-Member of the Third Street Saints.

A fic where Frisk and The leader of the Third street Saints have a shared past.

A fic where Frisk convinces Alphys to create a robot body for Chara.

A fic where Chara comes back as a skeleton

A fic where both Sans and Frisk are dying and they come up with a very surprising solution.

Quotes
"What manner o' thing be your crocodile?"
"It is shap'd sir, like itself. It's as tall as it is, and as wide as it hath breadth."
"What color it be?"
"Of it's own color, too."
"Ah. 'Tis a strange beast."
"Aye. And the tears of it are wet."

- some Shakepeare

“You did not kick my Pop in the testicles. Never happened.”
“Just like you didn't bondage my sexy ass to the wall on our first date.”
“I webbed your dumbass to the wall for talking to much. And it wasn't a date. I was arresting a robber.”
“That's not how I remember it!”
“Yeah, well, you remember Arbor Day as the day the trees finally revolted against enslavement and refused to have Twilight printed on them.”
“Ah it was a glorious day for all tree kind.”

-Spiderman and Deadpool, "Enter Wade Wilson" by ArraFrost

...I feel like I need to justify having these here now. It was just how you made your profile back in 2009, okay? Let me have this. I'm old. By internet fandom standards. I've been around a while.