"I don't think he can do it." "Now, boy, I wouldn't be too sure, that Spook, well, he can be pretty damn tricky..."

"It was at this point that Jasper finally looked up. Gone was the malice from her face and the murder in her eyes. Emotions flashed across her face all at once; shock, fright...and then a devastating realization." Nothing will ever be the same for anyone after Jasper is found in Kindergarden and a dark secret is unearthed. But Steven won't let anyone face pain alone. R&R

Pizza Baron is no more, Trout's behind bars. Everything is back to normal. But when a scandalous article brings up another location, Mike and the animatronics discover what came before Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Contains FNaF 2, but AU in terms of fitting it. Rated T for "when you're older" language. PG-13. Warnings now placed before gore.

Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.

The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)

She was convinced they were all mad. Absolutely crazy. Except for one of them. All he wanted to do was learn French, as long as no one found out. Unfortunately for him, she could see right through. ScoutxSpy. Rated M for later chapter. A lot of fluff.

In which Scout's incessant wiggling is keeping Sniper from getting to sleep. Fluff ensues. T for a bit of language. Sniper/Scout. Drabble. COMPLETE

We don't get to get out of the base often, and when we do, I usually have obligations to visit my family, or he's got to visit his parents. Sometimes I'll have really sweet seats for a Sox game, or he'll want to go out in the desert for a week and shoot things in silence. I always just assume there's something going on. It makes for a great surprise when there isn't.

Six mercs locked in a never ending war against hordes of robots. Sometimes they get close, they get comfortable. Sometimes they lose people. Sometimes they blame themselves for lives lost. Sniper/Scout bromance.

31 short fics that I wrote based on themes stolen from tumblr. They're Sean and Thierry based, full of fluff, and all non-canonical.

'The Grinch Who Stole Christmas' spinoff. Read at your own peril. It's so totes pure poetry.

Sniper could swear on the bones of every hideous, mutated wild animal he had ever hunted that sometime during the night that scarecrow had gotten closer. Late Halloween fic for all to enjoy.

The BLU Scout thought he knew the rules of a rivalry...and none of those rules involved babysitting that idiot RED Scout. Another 'deleted scene' oneshot from Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

A boy will go to any lengths to protect his Ma. Spy/Scout's Ma oneshot. Rated T just to be safe.

A deal with a cunning business woman ends with the Spy and the Sniper being captured and dragged across the globe in search of a mythical location. Can the team rescue them? What horrors await at this supernatural destination? Grab your hat, kids! (Cover image by PyBun.)

Matthew Williams thinks he is the only different person in his school, until he meets the self proclaimed most awesome man on earth...

John dies./ Light Ivan/Keith.

Angel ringer is a sport that angels play in Skyworld. When Pit is invited, he's more than eager to go and invite some friends too. AU, OOC? AM PICKING IT UP AGAIN FOR NOW

It's Halloween. It's Mann Manor. Creepy crawlies are everywhere, and the only way out is through them. It's going to be a hell of a night for the boys and Miss Pauling.

Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.

RED's Spy secretly teams up with members of both RED and BLU to uncover the truth behind the war and stop The Administrator and her allies...all for the sake of his son, BLU's Scout, who shouldn't be in the war in the first place.

Oneshot. When Barnaby hooks up with Kotetsu in the aftermath of the Ouroboros organization's attack, everyone they know decides to give Barnaby the third degree so he won't screw it up. Emphasis on "everyone."

All Ike wanted was a normal job to pay his college tuition and rent. Having one of his roommates working with him was a nice bonus. The boss who has an interest in crossdressing, however, was not. Modern AU. Ike x Marth.

When Super Smash Bros. Fray, the fourth installment of the Super Smash Bros. series, goes into development, the smashers are called back to Smash Mansion. And they are not happy about it.

Alexander does not know what to do with Daniel. Crack!

A whole load of one-shots featuring the SSBB characters :D. Hopefully funny, hopefully good! Enjoy the various mishaps of your favourite characters! Officially complete, with an extra little chapter now XD

Thirty-five Smashers. One virus. Who will be infected, and who will remain sane long enough to fight the oncoming nightmare? Rated T for violence and infrequent mild language. Some romance involved.

Just what the title is. Potter Puppet Pals, Super Smash Bros. edition! Please R&R. I'm starting with Mysterious Ticking Noise. Rated for safety.

Alone with the angel he has a massive crush on for a whole week in smash manor while everyone else is gone on vacation? How will Red ever be able to survive? // RedxPit pairing.

..Ike x Red.. ..AU.. ..One-Shots.. I wish I could have five different lives! Then I could have been born in five different towns, and eaten five lifetimes worth of food and had five different careers and... fallen in love with the same person, five times.

Based on the Adventure Mode. In a world where everyone kills and are weird, they must save us from the Subspace Army! Is there any hope? Maybe. Probably not.

Subjugate. Verb.: to bring under complete control or subjection; conquer; master. To make submissive or subservient. What happened to Lithuania and Poland in 1940 and '41 .

What's more dangerous than a high school full of hormonal teens and crazy teachers? A high school full of supernatural, hormonal teens and crazy teachers. Enroll at Selverian Academy where to be normal is abnormal. Let's see just how much they learn.

Having no shame, I spoof shamelessly! This fic reveals shameful secrets! Kirby's an idiot! Pit's a fallen angel! And Roy, MewTwo, and Pichu ARE actually in the game but are swallowed by the Apocalypse! Oh, and everyone else is here, too. Doin' stuff.

Wherein Alfred takes Matthew to the circus. Matthew ends up volunteering for an act with a mime with white hair, red eyes, and a confident smile. PrussiaxCanada, AU.

Toris makes a visit to Alfred's house and finds himself in an awkward conversation with an uninvited guest. :characters not mine:

Especially not with this motley crew. Stay in school, kiddies. You might just learn something. High School AU. WARNING: Randomness and insanity lurk!

“Oh yeah, I remember now.” Mewtwo said with a sigh. He glanced back to the trio before saying with a straight face, “Gannondorf, I’m pregnant.” Just another day for our favorite Pokemon. Small story within "Bringing the Worst out of Me"

Everyone has their faults, and the Smashers are no different. Read as they try to correct their bad habits in ways deemed impossible, awesome, or stupid. Chapter 10: A certain mercenary learns etiquette the hard way.

Roy is having a really bad day, until he gets home and thinks about his Pitto-chi...FLUFF

Their friendship had never been overly complicated. Everything was kept relatively simple. It was all about to get a lot more complicated because of one little comment. Forget triangles, this is a whole new disaster.

IkexMarth AU. Ike's a marathon runner who Marth has developed a crush on. Impressing him would probably involve becoming a runner himself... but Marth hates excercise. Humour and romance.

Ike is regularly a big meanie to Link. But on Valentine's Day, Link is mysteriously given all kinds of goodies, embarking on an all-day quest to figure out who they're from! IkeXLink MarthXPit

Can crystal be put back together once broken?

When things are about to derail as usual during a World Conference, Greece decides to be the hero and save the day for once. Also, don't insult the mastermind behind gay sex. Greece, Japan, all characters

8. Trying to hurt Korea with your kanata because he tried to touch your "breasts" is unacceptable. 9. Even though it is a pretty scary experience. Slight Greece/Japan, mentioned US/UK

Updated, with new content and new first chapter The Smash Brothers need groceries, so they travel to a new mall called Smash-Mart. Many wacky adventures await them, including a mystery involving a strange stalker... Transition from Melee to Brawl

For once, Canada finds company in his now usual hiding place. Lithuania Canada friendship

100 things that West requires I do if I'm to come to the meetings. ...How uncool.

Greece isn't always a quiet, sleepy philosopher.

Ike discovers Pit dancing to a weird-sounding song, and when invited to dance, he declines and says that dancing is stupid. He feels bad for hurting Pit's feelings, so he consults Marth for dancing lessons. Crackfic, IkexPit, MarthxRoy, kind of fluffy.

This may be the feudal era, but Akatsuki needs an answering machine for all the calls they get. However, sometimes the answering machine can get pretty weird...

It's Christmas at the Smash Mansion, but Ike refuses to celebrate with friends. To save him future regret, three ghosts visit the mercenary to help him understand that he needs to change. IkexPit with hints of LinkxPit & IkexSoren

Alfred said today things were looking up. I do not think having me kiss Ivan was really what he had in mind. For EmoLollipop.

Everyone knew Marth and Ike hated each other. Everyone that is, except Pit. Contains LinkxPitness

Leader-Sama sends each of his teams on missions where they must sing their opponents to death. What songs befall these teams? ItaKisa, SasoDei, HidaKaku, ZetTobi, PeinKonan. Please review? -Iaa

AU: Tino would rather go to a terrible place/Russia than tell his boyfriend that he couldn't understand a good amount of the words coming from his mouth. :Sweden/Finland

Or also known as: 'Why Itachi should never space out'. Itachi pairs people off, Hidan is amused, and Deidara struggles not to kill himself. Slight SasoDei and KakuHida. Brain breakage. You have been warned.

Only Blue, Lonely Blue Sasori sneaks into Deidara's room late at night and reads his journal, only to find a little secret. A song fic to "Without You" from RENT. Has a darker feel, but isn't really that sad. A lighter romance. Another SasoDei onesh

Strange going-ons begin occuring in Smash Manor. Can two bounty hunters, a spy, a prince, a mercenary, and an angel figure out what's going on before someone else gets hurt...or worse, dead? Rated for blood and gore. IkeMarth

Pit hates lightning. Huddled in his room, he wishes for someone to hear him crying. Story is better than summary. Oneshot. MarthPitLink Shounen-ai. Rated T for safety.

A series of little glimpses into the relationship between Akatsuki's two art enthusiasts. Finished!