Hello there. I don't believe I've seen you in a while.

First off, hello again. Yes, I know I've been gone for a while. Why? Because recently, I've become very doubtful of my ability to write. When I actually get into it, I'm OK, it's just looking at the stories I've written that I can't bear. Furthermore, I feel I've changed quite a bit since joining the site. I'm still a hyperactive nutcase, don't you worry. I'm mainly talking about my writing style. It's all over the place these days.

I came back because of MessengerOfDreams, Araceli L and Mousemaster42. I was reading the story we wrote together, the emails we sent, and read MessengerOfDream's profile, in which he basically showers compliments on a load of authors and their writing abilities. And, well, I got a serious attack of the fuzziness. The doctors tell me it was so bad I might actually have to start writing again. I know. I was shocked too.

However, don't expect much from me. I'm still kind of waking up from this dreary period of doubt and discomfort. This was the spark. I don't know how far the spark will get me.

Lastly, I'd like to apologise. For leaving fans in the dark for so long. You guys were my motivation and I just vanished on you. I've deleted some fics to make room for some new ones. I've put a hiatus label in The Legend of Humor's summary. I hope this reduces some of the confusion.

I'll keep editing this as I go along. You might be seeing some reviews from me again soon.

And maybe something story-related. Maybe.

THE FANDUMS: The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Super Smash Brothers, and Fire Emblem (which is new, and has fortunately brought to light how badly I screwed up Marth and Ike's characters in some of my fics).

THE STYLE: Mostly humour. I got into this after reading a lot of Jackattack's work, a retired author in the Sonic fandom, no less (back when I was that crazy little button-masher who thought Sonic Adventure DX was the best game in the universe). I'm a sucker for adventures. I like romance but feel I'm appalling at it.

THE FICS:

Error Code 35: (Super Smash Bros. Brawl) Complete. A horror/ adventure fic involving the entire Brawl cast. I think I might have a re-read, clean up some grammar errors.

The BruiseLike Couple: Reloaded With Crack Humour: (Super Smash Bros Brawl) Complete. An extremely random crack-filled parody of Foxpilot's award-winning contest fic, The BruiseLike Couple. I thought that Reloaded With Crack would have been a better title but was scared of getting pimp-slapped for unintentional drug references.

The Legend of Humor: Twilight Princess: (LoZ, TP) In progress. Think Twilight Princess, but screwed up. It's now up to a our camp elfy friend and his companion, the sacrcastic, loveable, and often drunk Midna, to kill Johnny condom and Ganondick before they bring shame to the name of the Zelda franchise! I know this one's riddled with grammar errors and has been on hiatus for a ridiculously long time. The only issue I have with continuing it is that it's been dead for so long that nobody will actually want to read it after reboot. And that's my fault, I know. I'll figure out a way to deal with it. Either way, I'm not deleting it, so the fans don't need to worry about it vanishing suddenly.

Poisoned: (LoZ, TP) Deleted in the cleanup. Sorry to anyone who enjoyed it, but I thought it was unlikely to cause upset if I deleted it.

Ringmaster: (LoZ, TP) Deleted in the cleanup. Same reasons as above.

At Sea: (Super Smash Bros. Brawl) Deleted in the cleanup. I know it was a contest fic, and I enjoyed that contest a lot, but there were so many things I wanted to fix about it I realised it was sort of broken beyond repair.

Things you may or may not wish to know:

I use a lot of exclamation marks. I try to cut down on them...but they're so addictive!! 0.0

Music: A lot of stuff by Pendulum and Muse. The rest is all bits and pieces from other artists. I think I have commitment issues when it comes to choosing good bands/ artists.

Stuff I do apparently: TBA

News: TBA

Status: Partially within existence.

Famous last words: I'm back! *drowns under mountain of unopened PMs*