Chapter 41: Nightmare's Disturbia

Twilight Okami:...

Tabuu: What's wrong with you; lost your tongue? XD!

Twilight Okami: No Tron-wannabe! Everyone should know that we have a Disclaimer!

Kirby: Oh yeah :)! Twilight Okami doesn't own anything but the shows

Tabuu: Or the stupid y- -Gets bombarded by Tabuu fans-

Peach: Tabuu... has fans? O_o

Twilight Okami: Heck... that wasn't supposed to happen... We also have around 13-11 tortures left!

"Like hi and welcome back to..." Mr. What-ever paused.

"SUPER SMASH BROS GOT PREGNANT!" The Audience yelled happily.

"Like, WTH? It's Super Smash Bros Gamer 2 or simply SSBG2" Mr. What-ever explained.

"Not to mention that we are near the end of our show" Twilight Okami called out.

"YEAHZ!" Torturers cheered.

"Now then, let's like check the channel Chopper" Mr. What-ever demanded.

"I like YAHZ!" Chopper called. Everyone noticed that he was holding a bottle... of whisky.

"No, like don't be drunk!"

"WHAtZ To MAKEZ OUtS?" Chopper called and threw the bottle at Mr. What-ever.

Unfortunately, the bottle went into the host's mouth, making him drink the whole bottle making the host happy and excited... too much.

"Hug My Hair everyone" Mr. What-ever said to the torturers.

"But why do we-"

"HUG THE HAIR OR SUFFER THE POWER OF THE WINDMILL OF LOVE!" Mr. What-ever screamed.

"O_o" The Torturers reluctantly hugged Mr. What-ever's hair and then kept a clean distance away from the drunken host.

"ThaNKZ! NoWZ PlAYS STrIPZ ThE HYbrIDS!" He declared and stared at Fox, Falco, Wolf, Diddy and Dixie.

"ZOMG, RUN!" All four hybrids in clothes screamed and ran around the audience.

Mr. What-ever magically stole a helicopter and started firing in the audience, trying to capture the hybrids on the loose. The drunken Chopper was chewing on the remote thinking it was fiancée and making humming sounds while Pichu came and did the same with a can of sugar. The TV flickered and it finally reach the torture.

"Somebody read it!" Twilight Okami screamed and ducked under the firing. "And somebody stop Mr. What-ever or I'll give them another torture!"

All the Torturers gasped then magically got out machine guns and fired at Mr. What-ever. As the drunk man went around, he got shot multiple times and soon he collapsed on the floor. Awkward silence came into the room.

"Uh... You didn't have to kill him..." Twilight Okami stated.

"OMG, HE'S DEAD?" Peach screamed.

The Audience nodded and then Peach dramatically said. "I will do the power of resuscitation!"

Quickly the princess went through the audience and quickly did resuscitation on Mr. What-ever. Sadly the dumb princess didn't know that doing it was making him bleed more...

"A part from that let's read the torture and tie Chopper up!"

Soon Chopper was tied up to a log, while the mad buck laughed. "When I rule da world TRAINS WILL MAKE LOVE WITH PONYS!"

"That's... nice..." Mario muttered and turned to Twilight Okami. "Who's not going to get doubled tortured?"

"No one, because you all shot Mr. What-ever," Twilight Okami laughed. "But still, I'll sew you for hurting the host"

"Damn!" The Torturers swore sadly.

"Well then, I might as well read the torture" Twilight Okami declared.

Reviewer: Twilight Okami/Me!

Suggestion: I've been suddenly thinking that we should do a chapter based on self-inserts and Internet stuff. So, I'm using Nightmare for the torture; he's going to a place where insert-jokes are common :D!

"..."

"...? Is that harsh or what?" Twilight Okami questioned.

"CAN-YA DO THE SHUFFLE!" Chopper screamed, doing random belly flops on the stage.

"No I can't and this torture doesn't sound too bad" Nightmare snorted with pride.

The authoress raised an eyebrow. "Do you even know about these type of jokes?"

"Likewise, I do, but then again I haven't experience them" Nightmare replied.

"Well it'll be a first!" Twilight Okami paused then shot her hands out. "AUTHOR POWERS!"

In a flash of light, Nightmare disappeared leaving everyone here to be quiet and watch the torture.

"I LIKE WANT YOU ALL... INSIDE MEZ!" Mr. What-ever said.

"O_o"

Nightmare found himself in a meadow, with a few trees circling around him. The creature glared around, wanting to find away to get out of this mess.

"Hey, Charlie!" A voice called.

Nightmare turned to see two unicorns; blue and pink near some sort of ship, smiling at Nightmare in a bizarre way that would scare children.

"Yeah Charlie, let's go find Snowman!" The pink unicorn declared.

"I'm not this Charlie you speak of" Nightmare stated.

"Let's find Snowman to save the future!"

Suddenly, they shot out their tongues (which are long) at Nightmare, who cringed at this.

"GROSS!"

"Time to go, Charlie!"

Suddenly then went to a river and saw a guy wearing a cloak, holding a bomb in his hand and a floating head next to him.

"Hey, I guess this is the ship to Snowman" The Cloak commented.

"Yeah, let's go and then we'll save the world!"

"Hey, we're going!" The pink unicorn argued.

Before anyone could reply, the cloak threw a random axe in the snap of his fingers at the face of the punk unicorn, killing it.

"That's what you get, when you get my axe of cabalism," Cloak paused and pointed at the dead unicorn. "Right in your face"

Nightmare yelled at the sight of the dead unicorn while the blue one just glared at Cloak.

"Ring, ring!"

"Hello?" Cloak replied uncertainly.

"Ring, ring!"

"Hello? I still haven't gotten my..." He paused and stared in ecstasy. "Delicious crab meat"

"What the fu-"

BOOM!

All the characters blew up into the air along with Nightmare. Suddenly Nightmare landed back on the grass and saw the cloak, holding... a spoon.

"No... NOOOOOO!" Nightmare screamed at the sight.

The Cloak stalked him everywhere he went, hitting Nightmare with the spoon constantly at the neck. Soon he reached an old hut and entered to see a fat man known as Mayor Bo.

"Oh hello there; would you like to come to my bed... with me?" He asked.

"... Uh, no... Thank you" Nightmare sighed, even though he was being hit by a spoon.

"You can have some cookies if you like" Bo inquired.

"No, and I bet you drugged them' Nightmare sighed then looked back at the door, wincing as his head kept being hit by a spoon. "Now can I get out of here?"

"Sorry, but the door is locked and the key is in my pocket... if you want to reach in" Bo said seductively.

"Ugghhh..." Nightmare growled.

"WEEGGE!" Bo and Spoon Man screamed.

"WHA- ARGUH!"

Everyone laughed as Nightmare experienced the 'Weegge' joke. Soon Nightmare appeared on stage, very disturbed about what had happened.

"We give it a 3!" The Judges yelled.

"IZ LIKE WUV YOU!" Mr. What-ever called.

Twilight Okami sighed sadly. "Seems that Mr. What-ever is drunk; anyhow, did you enjoy the torture Nightmare?"

"No..." Nightmare squeaked.

"Well too bad; because I have brought some few inserts!" She giggled.

"What the fu-NO!" Nightmare paused.

BOOM!

Nightmare was shot across the room and broke at the wall. Mr. What-ever had an RPG-7 fired at the creature.

"ExploSIVES LIkE is OVER 9000! NEIGH!" Mr. What-ever laughed.

"Yes it is; so we'll be..."

"I BLOW!" Mr. What-ever screamed and fired his RPG-7 at the Audience.

Everyone screamed and ran around dodging the still-drunken host, who laughed darkly. The walls crumbled like dust and the stage cracked like glass.

"I LiKE YOuZ!" Chopper yelled to a random cross-dresser.

"Leave me alone!" The cross-dresser screamed and ran.

The whole area was falling apart which made everyone worried. Twilight Okami dodged a fire and turned to Edward.

"Can you fix this building?"

"CAFFINE!" Edward argued at Pichu.

"SUGAR!"

The she-wolf sighed and pointed to the exit.

"Abandon awesome-expensive place!" She screamed.

Everyone ran to the exit like antelope and dodged the weapons being fired and a hitting Chopper. Soon everyone was out of the building and saw that it collapsed like a model. Twilight Okami went up to the rubble and went down on all fours.

"MY PLACE!" Twilight Okami screamed madly. "You manic! You blew it up! Darn you, darn you!"

"Do I sense some 'Planet of the Apes' references?" Kirby stated.

"SHUT UP KIRBY!"

"UGGGGHHH MY... SOMETHING!" Kirby sobbed and ran away.

"What the-"

BOOM!

YAY! Super Smash Bros Gamer 2 is where torture is hilarious!

Mr. What-ever came from the rubble and looked around and gave a scandalized gasp. "Like, what happened here?"

Everyone sighed while Twilight Okami answered the host by chocking him.

Author's Note: Time goes fast, yeah. –Nods- Anyhow, I'm kind of losing interest; but I'm trying hard to finish it yet making it funny! Not the funniest, but something new. Please review and suggest :D!