Pit-Trap: I don't own these characters, TF2, the 12 Pains of Christmas, etc.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Is finding a Christmas tree!
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Rigging up the lights," Soldier said while messing with a box of lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Hangovers," Demoman grumbled as he swayed back and forth.
"Rigging up the lights," Soldier said while messing with a box of lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Sending Christmas cards," Engineer said as he wrote on some cards.
"Hangovers," Demoman grumbled as he swayed back and forth.
"Rigging up the lights," Soldier said while messing with a box of lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Five months of bills!
"Sending Christmas cards," Engineer said as he wrote on some cards.
"Hangovers," Demoman grumbled as he swayed back and forth.
"Rigging up the lights," Soldier said while messing with a box of lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Fffming mph ennlffs," Pyro said, nervously fretting.
Five months of bills!
"Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!" Engineer wailed.
"Hangovers," Demoman grumbled as he swayed back and forth.
"Rigging up the lights!" Soldier shouted, still struggling with the lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"The Salvation Army," Spy sighed.
"Fffming mph ennlffs," Pyro said, nervously fretting.
Five months of bills!
"Sending Christmas cards," Engineer said as he wrote on some cards.
"Oh, geez!" Demoman wailed, still swaying.
"I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!" Soldier yelled, tangled in some lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"I WANT A HAT FER CHRISTMAS!" Scout shouted.
"Charities," Spy said and then added,
"And what do you mean "your" in-laws?"
Five months of bills!
"Oh, making out these cards!" Engineer sighed unhappily.
"Honey, get me a beer, eh?" Demoman said, looking at Medic, who only returned the look with a raised eye brow.
"What, we have no extension cords?!" Soldier shouted to the drunken Demoman.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Finding parking spaces," Sniper sighed, driving his camper van around in circles.
"HEY, SPY, I WANT SOME BONK!" Scout shouted to said Spy.
"Donations!" Spy cried, irritated.
"Fffming mph ennlffs," Pyro said, nervously fretting.
Five months of bills!
"Writing out those Christmas cards," Engineer glared at the cards.
"Hangovers!" Demoman shouted in frustration.
"Now why the hell are they blinking?!" Soldier stamped his foot, glaring at the blinking lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Batteries not included," Medic said, glaring at his Medi Gun.
"No parking spaces," Sniper said, still driving in circles.
"BUY ME SOMETHIN'!" Scout shouted to no one in particular.
"Get a job, you imbecile!" Spy spat to some random homeless guy.
"Onf, fffming mph ennlffs!" Pyro wailed, pacing back and forth.
Five months of bills!
"Yo-ho, sendin' Christmas cards!" Engineer said, hand twitching.
"Oh, geez, look at this!" Demoman pointed at Pyro, who huffed in response.
"One light goes out, they ALL go out!" Soldier shouted, beyond frustrated.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Stale TV specials," Heavy said, lazily flipping through TV channels.
"Batteries not included," Medic said, glaring at his Medi Gun.
"No parking spaces," Sniper sighed, still driving in circles.
"SNIPES, I GOTTA GO! LEMME BORROW ONE OF YER JARATE JARS!" Scout screamed to the Aussie.
"Charities!" Spy wailed in despair.
"Snff mm miitph… Mey hnph herff," Pyro mumbled, shaking his head.
Five months of bills!
"Aw, hell, I don't even KNOW half these people!" Engineer gaped at the list of people he needed to send Christmas cards to.
"Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?" Demoman asked Medic.
"Get a flashlight! I blew a fuse!" Soldier shouted.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Singing Christmas carols," The Administrator and Miss Pauling spat at the same time.
"Stale TV specials," Heavy said, lazily flipping through TV channels.
"Batteries not included," Medic said, glaring at his Medi Gun.
"No parking?!" Sniper narrowed his eyes at a No Parking sign.
"AUUUUGH! AUUUUGH!" Scout cried.
"Charities!" Spy wailed in despair.
"Gofff mph mnm dinph," Pyro said, successfully burning the salad he was making.
Five months of bills!
"I'm not sendin' 'em this year, that's it!" Engineer stomped away from the cards, off to erect a dispenser.
"Shut up, you!" Demoman pointed a finger at Medic, who just rolled his eyes.
"FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!" Soldier yelled, angrily throwing the lights at Heavy.
And finding a Christmas tree!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A/N: Have some Happy Holidays, folks!