"Frau" is a competitive TF2 player who mains as a Medic. Now she, and three of her friends, find themselves in the game and the stakes are high. Most of the mercenaries are dead...there is no re-spawn...and someone is using the robot doppelgangers to wage war on the survivors. But Frau has a couple aces up her sleeve, because no one is dying on her...not again...

BLU's new Alpha Engineer has an unfortunate encounter with the RED Alpha Spy, giving her a good taste of just how out-of-her-depth she really is. (This is a random scene from a personal AU, please read the notes for context. :') I'm just posting this because I thought it came out interesting on its own.)

Life can be happy and peaceful, but terrible are the vices squashed down. Unable to cope with the reality of feeling like a human, Makina breaks down and flees Mann Co, leaving his best friend Doc and the mercenaries to chase after him while the Badlands rumble with riots protesting against the very existence of mercenaries.

Kidnapped in the middle of the night, Tracy wakes up to a problem of her own creation. Indebted to a very powerful man, she has to repay her debt or it's her life on the line. Can she survive while also hiding her true gender from her teammates? 10th Class.

[Scout x Pyro] The Teufort mercenaries think they know everything about everyone. Everyone except. . .Pyro. The mute gimp-suit-wearing arsonist is even more of a mystery than Spy. So Scout sets out to find more about his silent fiery enemy. But what happens when Scout learns too much and nothing's the same again?

An accident robs the RED Team of one of their members, and in the wake of his death his past is revealed.

Medic a un problème, et souhaite se confier à quelqu'un. Quand Miss Pauling se propose, il accepte et parait ravi que ce soit spécialement elle qui soit là pour lui. Cependant, alors que le côté glauque de Medic ressort continuellement, Miss Pauling se voit confrontée à de très vieux souvenirs qu'elle aurait préférée oublier. Ce résumé craint un peu...je vous conseille de lire !

After two Pyro's are lost by RED to two different BLU spies under someone's orders the third and final replacement Pyro is brought in, they will make friends with the RED team but one isn't to be trusted.

Hey you! Still waiting on Comic 7? Need new content to binge on? Need something to show your parent's when you start giggling like a maniac? Look no further than the 'Animated' Series! (An au to the comics. Updates every 1-2 months. Follows a Villain of the Week plot line. Feel free to spam me if I get lazy. cross-posted on ao3)

In the Australian Outback, a young Sniper in desperate need of money accepts a job as a guide. But he is unsure if he asked enough for it. Rated T for mild swearing and for gore. It might shift to M if I feel like it's getting too far... Probably some adult themes, but nothing explicit. Romance will happen, but I try not to focus the story on it...

Just a short story in honor of our current public health situation. I tried to get through the exposition and to the good parts pretty quickly, but I did the best I could. I apologize for any gaps in the plot - I wrote this all on a whim. I also want to note that I'm super great at writing accents in. Please leave a review!

Heavy gets an unexpected phone call for a political poll, and things start off fine until Spy inadvertently interrupts. Parody of a scene from King of Queens and tribute to the late Jerry Stiller.

A short story about a Turkish nurse after she moved from Germany.

I pay my respects to a truly great man.

Stories of Team BLU 237 and their adventures.

THIS FANFICTION WAS CARRIED OVER FROM MY PARKSIES ACCOUNT TO THIS ONE AFTER HAVING LOST MY INFO A new Team Fortress 2 class arrives to live with the RED team, but she's not what they expect! I'm making this story up as I go, but comments and suggestions are highly appreciated! úwù Also some ship suggestions, as I'm not really sure who to ship my Team Fortress 2 character with!

Short stories and wholesome slices of life involving mainly Spy, Sniper, Scout and Scout's mother.

Sniper decides to visit his good friend Engineer. (Oneshot)

The RED Frenchman has discovered an interesting secret about the bushman and he convinces the youngest mercenary to reveal this secret. He wants his revenge and he wants to publicly humiliate the Australian man at all costs. It's the perfect opportunity, and Sniper has no idea of the plotting behind his back. But is everything really all that it seems? (One Shot)

Sniper and Scout are on a camping trip on their days off, spending the weekend together. It seemed like a relatively normal day until they heard a strange noise in the middle of the night.

Sniper discovers a supposedly free sandvich up for grabs in the fridge and the mercenaries ask each other who made it. Suspicions begin to arise to its origin however. (Oneshot)

After RED Scout is teased about how he never volunteers to help others, he goes out of his way to prove that he has the guts to help each and every one of his teammates no matter what. He wasn't quite prepared for what he was exactly getting himself into though, and what his teammates had in store for him.

"God, no. He could not deal with Soldier having one of his strange, possibly insane, moments. Especially not with someone like Scout, who only knew how to escalate situations to a level of craziness that even Pyro was not equipped to handle alone." A series of oneshots about stuff RED team does that doesn't involve killing.

For a man that will fight his way out of any fight you put him through no matter the odds, toss him in war and achieve victory by himself, this is one battle that guns, rockets or brute strength can't win him.

Pyro scared people. That much was common knowledge to just about everyone but Pyro. Wherever he went, the gas mask he wore and the fire axe at his side seemed to worry people at best, and send them running or attacking at worst. Surely there was a reason for their fear - hell, if even his own teammates, including the unshakeable Heavy were wary of him, then he had to be dangerous.