So you're probably wondering who the hell I am. Well, I'm well, me. You're not gonna get much out of that.

Name: ??
Age: ??
Location: ??
Gender: Male

See? You got nothing out of me besides the fact that I'm a dude. Awesome, eh?

About fanfic writing history: I was a terrible fanfic writer before my little epiphany in that absence of 2-3 years. Check below for the terrible stories. Even now I can't believe I wrote those stories years ago (it's like a bad piece of tuna that will forever smell).

Anyways, I'll leave up a list of what I'm doing and have done.

Projects that ended up in ruin(both complete and incomplete):

Case of the Personality Shippos: The one fic I actually completed. It's actually pretty good (at the time), though. (FIN)
The Beautiful Maiden of Death: No. (DEAD)
Cybernetic Conversion: Yeah, another one. Would've been pretty good if it weren't for that Author's Discontinuation Syndrome. (DEAD)
Revenge of the Rabites: Yeeeah, no. (DEAD)

Now here are the stories you really want to read.

Projects in Progress:

Smashing Final Destination: This one's about those SSB characters dying from planned accidents. Great if you're into drawn-out deaths. Recent chapters have installed Character Development.txt. (SLOW)

Corrections Policy: The story where the characters fix their faults with hilarious results. Careful with this one; pretty suggestive in certain chapters. (SLOW)

Future Projects?

Hell yeah.

There are:

A fic including me
A death fic (surprises, eh?)
An adventure saga

Stereotypical Tidbits About the Author:

Due to the fact that I am currently finishing my last year in high school (and watching oodles of pr0n), updates are rare and sporadic (but you already knew that).
Musicals are awesome.
Losing the Game is easier than it looks.

This is an important Public Service Announcement:

As of right now, my ideas and interest in both Corrections Policy and Smashing Final Destination are waning, but that doesn't mean that I won't finish them: they'll just have agonizingly slow updates (spanning months, even!). That, and I've been subbing Vocaloid videos (which you can find on my Youtube channel (shameless advertising)).

However, I did find something else that caught my attention:

AuraChannelerChris' Profile.

Now, Chris is an awesome guy (and author, too, I might add), and has compiled a series of things not to do in fics. And so, I will attempt to go through his list and see what I can make of them. Wish me luck. :3

Things I find very annoying in fanfics:

When my SI story comes out, you guys will find out what irks me.