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Author has written 32 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Dragonlance, Master and Commander, Harry Potter, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Pokémon, Team Fortress 2, Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei, and Dragon Age.

‘when have you not fallen for tragic middle aged men’ - barghestinpeace, 2016

Good day! Buon giorno! Bonjour! Buenos dias! Guten tag! The name's ChaosandMayhem, but you can call me Chaos. I'm a graduate student who fills her limited free time with fanfics, because why not? I have a B.A. in history, and that tends to show in my work. My personal niches are colonial American politics and Cold War foreign policy, which, admittedly, are incredibly niche interests.

I pride myself on being a connoisseur of garbage fictional characters, especially the aforementioned tragic middle-aged men. In all I'm very chill about faves, although I do stan for King Stannis Baratheon, First of His Name. Ours Is The Fury -- for the night is dark and full of terror.

My favorite thing to do with a story is to start light and eventually work in the heavy stuff. Nothing too heavy, mind, but I have been known to make people cry on occasion.

Above all else I'm a humongous nerd who tends to be pretty irreverent about life, the universe, and everything.

Feel free to look around. Check out my fics if you like, and take a glance over my favorite authors.

"Where Else Can I Find You?"

If you'd like to see me get emotional over fictional characters, recommend terrible movies to other people, and bicker about salt-and-vinegar chips, you can find my Tumblr at thatsoneginger.


I, ChaosandMayhem, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,

regardless of the number of reviews,

its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

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Charlatan by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
(Prequel to ChaosandMayhem's Eight Mercs and a Toddler Trilogy) The team's only been together for a few months but Spy already knows two things for sure: he hates the Sniper, and this is definitely not the place he wanted to be driven to. Truths are to be found here though, just not ones Spy's willing to pay attention to. Maybe things would have turned out differently if he had...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2016
100 Missions by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
Sometimes, the members of TF2 have serious days. But most of the time, they're all just ruining the Administrator's front lawn and getting into so many scrapes, it's a miracle they survive. Presenting my 100 one shots, where ANYTHING could happen. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 67,415 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Demoman, Heavy, Sniper, Spy
Half Remembered Past by Omelevate reviews
The Hogwarts castle has always been strange. A strange place attracts strange people. How did the castle walls become so embedded with magic, and should the answer really be known? History contains all knowledge, but problems are plenty when the one who witnessed it can barely remember it for himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,305 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Daniel - Complete
Tortugain Treasures by FreedomOftheSeas reviews
A chest piled high with one-shots and drabbles inspired by various prompts and challenges! Features all pairings and endless possibilities.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 24,799 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/5/2008
The First Repo Man's Journal: The Final Entries by RabbitHash2016 reviews
Henry Chapman thought the Largo siblings could be taken down all too easily. What he never expected was that things don't always go according to plan... UPDATED 10/22/2013!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,919 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - OC
Chrysalis: Volume 1 by RabbitHash2016 reviews
An unexpected surprise might destroy everything Amber Sweet ever wanted…or might it bring her the one thing she's always needed? Gramber and Ensemble 10/22/2013-CHAPTER 24 FINALLY HERE!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,403 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Amber Sweet, Graverobber
Aunt Jeannie by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Pre-canon. Once upon a time, two moms had the same screwy dynamic their sons would thirty years later, the end.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Complete
Blood by Jinny the Kisaragi reviews
That was all he could see and smell and taste.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013
The Infected by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Eleven people, fifty million Infected, one sanctuary. All becomes irrelevant when your only choices are to live on or die trying.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,338 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Complete
Books by Tokyo Sunset reviews
A silly attempt at making a sitcom-like fic. Also a Monty Python tribute.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Soldier, Spy - Complete
Coats and Canes by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Thirty years after the job ended, and old, sick man visits and old friend.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Monsters and Skeletons by Scrunchy reviews
All children are afraid of the monsters in their closets; the creeping darkness that threatens their imaginations. All Spies are afraid of emotional ties; the weaknesses upon which the skeletons in their closets prey. A child will grow up and lose their fear, but a Spy is already a man.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Scout, Spy
Two Minutes And Counting by Measured reviews
When Miss Pauling reveals that she only has two minutes of free time a day, Scout asks her on a two minute date. Scout/Miss Pauling
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Scout, Miss Pauling - Complete
Adventures With BLU by Jinny the Kisaragi reviews
Join in the fun that is the everyday life of the BLU team mercenaries, hilarity will ensue! Tragedy may come too, along with a hint of mystery and creepiness... AKA Character Experimentation with Jinny!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,112 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012
The Keys to the House by Oneiriad reviews
They bring him a Bible. Pre-OT3.
Vikings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Complete
Vivien by Tokyo Sunset reviews
The Spy tells us of his first childish love. Spy/ScoutMa later on, but mostly one-sided Spy/Vivien Leigh.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Spy - Complete
What'll it be? by Tokyo Sunset reviews
The life story of a lonely man, as seen by a waitress.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sniper - Complete
In Another Life by Jinny the Kisaragi reviews
Jinny's submission for Feelfest 2013
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Heavy, Medic
9 Days of Christmas by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Our beloved mercenaries are unable to return home at Christmas. Though this is sickening to most of them, and thought to be the worst Christmas of their lives, they will soon find out that they've already had a lot worse...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,373 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Point of View by dianaiana115 reviews
Medic's new invention was sabotaged by a few of his teammates, causing the device to malfunction and blowup right in front of their faces. None of them were hurt by the accident, but what they had to deal with was the side effects of the explosion… the side effects that would change their point of views towards each other. Body swap genre
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,338 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sniper, Spy
Black Blood by DemonFox38 reviews
An old man hears a shot in the dark. He gets out of bed, never imagining what terror awaits him in the fields. There is a saying that the apple never falls far from the tree.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Sniper - Complete
Flu Season by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Nobody likes being sick. Nobody likes being tourmented in such a manner by tiny non-cellular organisms. And nobody, repeat, nobody likes having Scout as a nurse. The fluffiest fluff that I've ever fluffed. Rated T because of Bostonians.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Spy - Complete
Every Engineer's Gameplay Strategy by Maggot Magnet reviews
This is a long limerick, but its meaning wounds me to the quick: it's about Engineers that cannot build good gears, and that is the point of this fic.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Engineer - Complete
Blackout by Brazzlegirl reviews
When a sudden snowstorm leaves the RED and BLU teams stranded at Coldfront with no power and only a few rations left, it'll take working together to survive. But things will not be going as smoothly as they hope... Rated T for TF2
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,892 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Complete
Soldier Tells Us His Methods of Seduction by Maggot Magnet reviews
After buying a typewriter, Soldier writes us a tried-and-true tutorial on how to get the merc you want.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Soldier - Complete
Esprit de Corps by FreedomOftheSeas reviews
COMPLETE. A Soldier of Chaos leads the Black Pearl's crew on an unexpected adventure into the depths of Hades and to the tops of Mount Olympus to battle against corrupt Heathen gods, revealing a dark truth about the power behind Fountain of Youth's eternal waters.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,946 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B., Teague, OC - Complete
Practicing Medicine by Brazzlegirl reviews
A little scene I wanted to write. Sniper gets hurt and Medic "heals" him up. Mostly for character development. Rated T-because Medic.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Medic, Sniper - Complete
Of Death and Thunder by Tokyo Sunset reviews
The Spy explains his dread of thunder over a glass of Chivas and a cigarette.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
The Blackout by Tokyo Sunset reviews
The RED Scout questions his sanity as the power goes out one stormy night. Rated T because of Scout. WARNING! Can contain terrible puns. Also, do not expect speedy updates.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Complete
Sherlock Scout the Defective Detective by Maggot Magnet reviews
RED finds out Sniper's biggest secret, all thanks to a media-influenced young Bostonian and his muffly arsonist buddy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Scout, Pyro
Meet the Recruits by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Describing what led each charachter to join RED. Rated T for language, violence, gore and suggestive themes.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,765 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
A Kiss From James Norrington by damsel-in-stress reviews
Set during James Norrington's time in Tortuga, from his own point of view.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2012 - James N. - Complete
Snapshot Collection by Belphegor reviews
A series of short stories, set in DCAU. Canon pairings if any, no slash. 28: Copperhead had his answer - the Central City Rogues were not interested in joining Lex Luthor's vendetta against the Justice League. But he had a nagging question...
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,519 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009
Scout Gets a Shave by Maggot Magnet reviews
Scout, who has no facial hair whatsoever, had a new goal in life that morning; to be a man. He also faces instant karma.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Scout - Complete
Waiting by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Sometimes it's hard to embrace the truth. So we wait for the beautiful lie to become true. First time writing, be gentle.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Miss Pauling, Scout - Complete
Diners by Maggot Magnet reviews
Sniper and Scout are due to drive a bit out west for some more ammo, but Scout gets hungry on the way.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sniper, Scout
Water Boiler by Maggot Magnet reviews
Scout breaks the water boiler, thus sending a metaphorical bottomless void into the daily lives of the REDs we all know and love. Fit.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Scout
Agony of the Leaves by Belphegor reviews
Why is it always LeBeau who makes coffee, and Newkirk who makes tea? Because the other way around was tried, tested, and rejected with great enthusiasm on everybody's part.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2012 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Five Times He Just Didn't Get It by Makayla reviews
LJ Prompt: I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read "I'm a physicist; flirt harder." In honour of this wise bumper sticker, give me five times Tony flirted with or came on to Bruce and. He. Just. Didn't. Get. It.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Soul Food by Belphegor reviews
Five one-shots, five different recipes. 5. January 1945: How Schultz Learned To Stop Worrying And Let Prisoners Make Chicken Soup.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,009 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - H. Schultz, L. LeBeau - Complete
At the Sign of the Broken Compass by damsel-in-stress reviews
A series of drabbles featuring all characters, situations and events, and all inspired by prompts from the Broken Compass Forum. Please R&R.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009
The Pirata Codex by Cmdr's Monkey reviews
A Booke For Those Who Desire to Keep to the Code and Live a Pirate's Life. Drabble collection. Characters: Elizabeth Swann, Hector Barbossa, Ragetti and Pintel, Davy Jones, Cutler Beckett, Jack Sparrow, Edward Teague, Calypso, Brethren Court, and so on...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Teague, Will Turner III
Taxi by FlyingFritz reviews
When Daniel stumbles across Rorschach horribly injured after a midnight brawl, it's not a hard decision to bring his old partner home. But as wounds heal will Nite Owl let him leave with things unsaid? Dan/Rorschach slash.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,403 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
The Loss of a Lantern by DeliriumCanidae reviews
Sanity, when it gets down to it, can hinge on very little. Like a lantern. And when that hinge is broken, telling yourself even the most comforting things is no help. -Rated to be safe, unbeta'd-
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Daniel - Complete
Blood Brothers by Belphegor reviews
They were not going to die, Captain Cold decided, no matter how likely it seemed; except possibly from embarrassment when the others found out Heatwave and he had gotten locked in an out-of-work walk-in freezer. DCAU Rogues, post Destroyer, no slash.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
A Stray Cat by Scritcher reviews
Hurt!Traumatised!Germany/Caring!Italy As if the horrors of WW2 weren't enough torture for Ludwig, he has to suffer the repercussions even decades later. He just wished Italy was there to hold him again... Eh? A cat? Angsty fluff, hopefully cute ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Mystery Malchick by RabbitHash2016 reviews
2/12 "Of course I could go through a prodding and poking session for the doctors' amusement. That would make my day." Sequel to 'Nachinat', Pete-centric final chapter. Comments welcome. FINISHED
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,990 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Pete - Complete
Color by JansenFriedh827 reviews
Italy has a gift. He can see all the colors that connect people, represented by strings tied between them. He can see everyone's if he concentrates hard enough. Why is Germany any different? GerIta, hints of other relationships.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/12/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Disguises by Ryo Nightray reviews
To steal the key to the Fountain of Youth, Jack must complete a terrifying mission. No, it’s not facing a horde of fierce monsters or a freakishly dangerous storm. It's the fact that he has to sneak into the enemy lair... as a woman. Interested? ;D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B.
Chaos In the Rigging by Tarlea reviews
Table of Contents in profile. A collection of one-shots and drabbles in response to prompts over at the Broken Compass Forum. All topics and all characters including Elizabeth and Estrella, Norrington, Willabeth, M&M, P&R, Dalypso, Mercer, Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,667 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009
Everybody Comes To Harry's by Belphegor reviews
[A series of one-shots with the Rogues' bar at the centre.] The Trickster is sitting on the top of a building, thinking of trying out his air-walker shoes for the first time, and the Flash stops by for a chat. DCAU Rogues, no slash.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,030 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Wally W./Flash
Nachinat by RabbitHash2016 reviews
He feared this would be the end of him, but then he learned that it was only the beginning. Sequel to 'Surprise Visit'.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Pete - Complete
The World Loves a Spice of Wickedness by Nytd reviews
Barbossa is finding himself quite preoccupied with the woman he's kidnapped, whether he's awake or asleep. A steamy 'lost chapter' from Memories of May, and a fun excuse to write smut for a challenge, that's now become more than one chapter.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,322 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Hector B. - Complete
One For Sorrow by damsel-in-stress reviews
Cutler Beckett's childhood was not a happy one. His own secret friendship and his mothers clandestine love affair make their lives play out like some sort of classic tragedy as they try to keep their secrets from the man they both fear: Cutler's father.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,086 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Cutler B. - Complete
Surprise Visit by RabbitHash2016 reviews
One more crast would solve everything...right right? Sequel to 'Voices of Korova'.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Pete - Complete
Choosing a Side by Ryo Nightray reviews
What would have happened if Norrington DIDN'T die? What if he chose another side, a side that alters his destiny? Here is my view of Norrington's life if he became a pirate and fought alongside the Brethren Court. Enjoy, fellow buccaners!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,100 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Villains by Belphegor reviews
It would've been a quiet night at the Central City Rogues' pub if the Justice League hadn't fired that big laser cannon. But Captain Cold would never forget what happened after Weather Wizard ran in and shouted to turn on the TV. DCAU Rogues, no slash.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Len S./Captain Cold, Wally W./Flash - Complete
A Second Chance by Marnie reviews
In Tortuga Norrington receives a death omen, or a second chance... or maybe just an hallucination. Shame he's too drunk to decide which. Features James Norrington and Andrew Gillette deceased
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2009 - James N. - Complete
Begun by Blood by A Magnificent Garden Party reviews
Begun by blood, by blood undone. For ten years the cursed pirates of the Black Pearl sailed the seas to return to the chest of Cortez the 882 coins that went astray. These are the stories of the recovery of some of those pieces of cursed gold.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,329 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009
Captain's Quarters on the Lunatic Troubadour by Anne Lessing reviews
Here I will stow away all the drabbles, oneshots, and such-like nonsense written for the Broken Compass "drabble a week" challenge. Rated T just to be safe.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009
Nickname by FlyingFritz reviews
Rorschach does not appreciate the cute nicknames Daniel has in mind for him.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Deadly Circumstances by FreedomOftheSeas reviews
Dead bodies in an alleyway are gold to a certain GraveRobber.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Three Williams by Nytd reviews
Will Turner, newly appointed captain of the Flying Dutchman, is having a difficult time coping with his solemn responsibilities, until his bride gives him a reason to see his purpose in life again. W/E Happy Father's Day!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
A Night of Rum and Roses by Nytd reviews
It's taken 12 years, 882 Aztec coins, 2 trips to the land of the dead, the release of a goddess, the Battle of the Maelstrom, a horseback dive off a cliff, a broken engagement and a lot of rum to see that she ended up in his bed again. Companion to ARAT.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Hector B. - Complete
Logical Conclusions by damsel-in-stress reviews
As the unlikely combination of Spock's cool logic and Kirk's passionate instinct evolve into friendship and become an almost unstoppable force, Nyota Uhura tells herself she doesn't hate every one of their triumphant moments. Reviews welcome!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/4/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Give Nothing Back by SirenoftheStorm reviews
Response to the challenge prompt "touch" on the Broken Compass forum. Pirate ravishment with a twist.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
The Daffy Writer’s Chest by Intrepid Bandicoot reviews
Drabbles, challenges and other piratey nonsense...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009
Foreigners by Belphegor reviews
2003: Seventeen-year-old Sarah Hollis was sometimes puzzled by her dad's reactions to seemingly trifling details, but he was her dad, and she loved him. Then there was The Hat Thing. Not slash.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Captor of Dreams by MorganBonny reviews
The Captain of the Flying Dutchman has a dream and wakes to a horrifying reality. Written for the 'candles' prompt over on The Broken Compass forum. Ch. 2: A Name for the Devil, written for the prompt 'evil'.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Davy Jones, Tia D.
Aim and Miss by InformalSpoofer reviews
He’s never made an invitation like this to Rorschach before, but suddenly the thought of his partner spending the rest of the night alone is the only thing on his mind. Nite Owl/Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Triton's Treasures by Dr. Sugar reviews
A collection of one-shots and drabbles featuring all of your favorite pirates. Drabbles range from sad, romantic, to just plain weird. Prompts are from the Broken Compass Forum which are posted every week. Go ahead and check it out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009
The Man That Got Away by Belphegor reviews
It's 1974, and a case has just gone badly wrong for the famous Nite Owl II and Rorschach team. No slash, one-shot, comic-based.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,863 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Notes from Gentlemen of Fortune & Others by hurricane1714 reviews
My responses to The Broken Compass' drabble challenge and plot bunnies that I had to kill. Genre and rating of drabble might change. It really depends on what the plot bunnies are. Prompt 11: Music
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
Weak Spot by Belphegor reviews
Some months after beating Tai Lung, Po makes an unpleasant discovery about himself during a training session. Po/Tigress if you squint hard and tilt your head, but mostly tentative friendship.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Mothers of the Caribbean by A Magnificent Garden Party reviews
We're having a magnificent garden party and you're invited! This is a Broken Compass forum project, consisting of one-shots, each by a different author about a different character, all inspired by the mothers of our beloved pirate rogues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,010 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
PotC: Curse of the Derelict Dinghy by Lasgalendil reviews
Jack is back with a vengeance...and a problem. He needs a ship to find the Pearl, but he needs a boat to find said ship. And said boat is leaking fast. CotBP's first glimpse of Jack, from our beloved Captain's perspective.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
An Appointment in Tortuga by FreedomOftheSeas reviews
Written for a challenge on the Broken Compass Forum. Jack Sparrow and his equally roguish father, Teague, bed the same wench.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague - Complete
Red Meg's Girl by Tina Marina reviews
Jack Sparrow and his equally roguish father bed the same wench. But said wench was more of a poet than a strumpet. Written for a smut-tastic Broken Compass Forum challenge.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The SuperSpecial Stowaway by SirenoftheStorm reviews
Written for this week's challenge on the Broken Compass forum, "Mary Sue." Just some playful, snarky fun.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
As If She Were Alive by damsel-in-stress reviews
A slightly different tale of unrequited love. Written for a challenge from 'The Broken Compass forum'. Reviews welcome.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Cutler B. - Complete
Ad infinitum by Lasgalendil reviews
Marooned in Tortuga, the Preggers, er, Pirate King is entrusted to our two favorite rascals of the Caribbean for safe-keeping. But can the three of them survive the ordeal? A post AWE one-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Pintel, Ragetti - Complete
Romancing the Black Pearl by Nytd reviews
Response to the prompt 'nautical terms as innuendo'. Barbossa needs a little help in planning a romantic evening for a certain lady doctor. Pirates of May universe.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Hector B. - Complete
Alive by Belphegor reviews
400 words, answer to the "Alive" drabble prompt at the old Broken Compass forum. A quick look at Ragetti before we find him and Pintel on a dinghy off the Pelegosto island between CotBP and DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Ragetti, Pintel - Complete
Happy Hour at the Faithful Bride by Tina Marina reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots from the Broken Compass Forum. Rated "T" for safety. Individual chapters will be marked if they have any intense content.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Crimes of Jack: Piracy by FreedomOftheSeas reviews
A young Jack Sparrow must decide whether the prize for the delivering of fresh, human cargo can outweigh his moral center. Young Jack/Young Cutler Beckett.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B. - Complete
You've Got to Say it Right by Chloris reviews
How did Ragetti know how to speak to Calypso to set her free?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Ragetti - Complete
Arthros Psychopompos by RaithsEnvyMe reviews
Will Turner finally hears his job description.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Will T.
Two Captains, No Ship by Nytd reviews
Random contemplation of what it might be like if our two favorite pirate captains were marooned together on a certain island. Written as a present for FreedomOftheSeas. Merry Christmas!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
Season's Greetings by Tina Marina reviews
Young William Turner III and his mother Elizabeth Turner share the Christmas spirit--and tales of their closest pirate friends! Inspired by the Broken Compass' ongoing drabble challenge. Prompt: "Naughty or Nice."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
Between Light and Shadow by Nytd reviews
Response to the current drabble challenge prompt 'Naughty and Nice' by FreedomOftheSeas over at the Broken Compass forum. Sparrabeth-ish.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
Place of Torment by FreedomOftheSeas reviews
COMPLETE. Davy Jones' Locker was truly the home of cruel and unusual punishment. But, perhaps, Jack could learn a little more about himself from... well, himself.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
An Honest Answer by Nytd reviews
Drabble in response to damsel-in-stress' prompt 'truth' over at the Broken Compass.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Fatherly Generosity by Tina Marina reviews
Weatherby Swann struggles to find the right words. Drabble!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Weatherby S./Governor Swann, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Opinions and Dresses by Dr. Sugar reviews
Poor Jack must give his opinion on a subject he'd rather avoid: fashion. Response to Damsel-in-Stress' challenge drabble: Truth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Twilight Hours by damsel-in-stress reviews
A few drabbles on the wonderful Professors of Light and Darkness. Roughly in chronological order. Enjoy and please review.
Edge Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008
The End of His Reign by Dr. Sugar reviews
Beckett thinks about his loss of power during the Endeavour's demise. Response to Freedom of the Seas drabble challenge.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Cutler B. - Complete
Mind the Brat by Belphegor reviews
Meet the triple threat: it can't talk, can't walk, but boy, can it yell. Who said there's anything cute about a baby? Especially on a pirate ship... One-shot, rating because they do swear a bit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
First Time for Everything by Belphegor reviews
Pre-CotBP, Pintel gets fed up with Ragetti's shyness around girls and buys him a moment with one of Tortuga's most special inhabitants... Non-slash. Rating because Tortuga isn't just where pirates usually dunk the mayor in the well.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Pintel, Ragetti - Complete
Revenge of Ragetti by Barbossa's Lass reviews
Ragetti decides he's not going to be pushed around by anyone, and explodes, not literally, on the Black Pearl. Rated for one scene of brief violence. EDIT: I added more to it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Ragetti - Complete
A Question of Bravery by Dance in the Moonlight reviews
After leaving Jack to the Kraken, Elizabeth is upset and confused. Ragetti gives her some pearls of wisdom to put things in perspective. Oneshot, no romance. R&R. Hinted Sparrabeth, but Willabeth acceptable. Set at the begining of AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Elizabeth S., Ragetti - Complete
The Origin of Jack by Dr. Sugar reviews
Have you ever wondered how Barbossa found Jack the Monkey? A cute one-shot to how the captain of the Black Pearl met our favorite primate.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hector B. - Complete
Fatal Trance by It's.a.TWILIGHT.thing reviews
Elizabeth Turner has enough trouble dealing with the death of her father. A murder by Cutler Beckett. The last thing she needed was for him to show up, alive, on her very island. Will she reject him or find herself in another...fatal trance?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Elizabeth S., Cutler B.
Star of the County Down by Topgallant reviews
One listless night aboard the Flying Dutchman follows another, until one song echoes across the water, touching the tainted souls of the crewmen and proving that good things, however brief, can happen, no matter what you think.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Sacrifice by Foxieglove reviews
The Fountain of Youth has been discovered, but at what cost? Even Jack Sparrow is shocked at the depths a man will go to obtain immortality.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Ragetti - Complete
Our Fault? by peacemovement reviews
REWRITTEN. Conversation between Pintel and Ragetti about the third movie. Based on an actual conversationg in actual life.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Due Punishment by philosophy-toastie reviews
Voldemort punishes Quirrel for his failures. One shot. Not sure as to the rating, but there's some mind torture in here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort - Complete
Crouched by kitkat6020 reviews
A poem that I wrote about Dante's Inferno. Set in the Wood of the Suicides, it's about a soul trying to escape their pursuer. If you haven't read the book, you might not get it all, but I still like it and I'd love to know what people think of it. Graphic
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Soulless by Hagau reviews
“I’m not… an innocent little kid looking for redemption. Not anymore. Barty Crouch Jr., in the cell with the one person who matches his coldness. oneshot, Crouch PoV
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Minerva M. - Complete
Did you say kids? by Belphegor reviews
A short - I think - semi-mindless piece of dialogue, between Lily, James, Sirius and Remus, about their kids' names. Who knew sarcasm was love, really?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P., Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Machines Don't Bleed reviews
Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 242,206 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Engineer, Sniper, Spy, Gray Mann - Complete
Blue Music reviews
It's easy enough to get lost in the noise of your mind, but a listening ear is as good an anchor as any.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Cullen, Cole
Gray reviews
Kiyotaka Ishimaru has learned to see the world in stark black and white, and in a profession like his its easier that way. And he certainly never suspected that a notorious criminal like Mondo Oowada could show him how to blend that black and white, into a beautiful, dangerous gray. AU where everyone grew up and grew bitter, rated T for violence and Leon's potty mouth.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,372 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Ishimaru K., Oowada M., Kuwata L., Enoshima J.
The Rule of Despair reviews
Ishimaru has always been good at following the rules. Spoiler-heavy, Ishimondo if you tilt your head and squint. Oneshot.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Naegi M., Ishimaru K., Oowada M. - Complete
I'll Be Home for the Holidays reviews
Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,667 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Medic, Sniper, Spy - Complete
Two Left Feet reviews
It's a well-known fact that Sniper isn't much of a dancer, but Spy hasn't been one to ever let the facts get in the way. Light, fluffy Sniper/Spy. Oneshot!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Gentleman's Rules reviews
"They have a will of their own, a will of fire and blood, that passes to its carrier—carrier, not owner, for only a fool would claim to own dark magic—and if its carrier is a weak-minded man then the power will consume him..." A tale of a slave, a dark magic, and a pair of innocent-looking tobacco cutters. Written for the "Pieces of Eight" challenge on the Black Pearl forum.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Gentleman Jocard/Gombo - Complete
We Have Captured the Enemy's Intelligence reviews
"Panic meant fear. Fear meant weakness. And being weak in front of these men would earn him no mercy." It's a bad day to be the RED Spy. Quick oneshot. Rated T for Torture.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Spy, Engineer - Complete
Semper Fi reviews
Always loyal. No matter what.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Twitterpated reviews
They weren't the type of men one would expect to fall head-over-heels in love. Engineer/Irene, Medic/Joelle, Spy/Scout's Ma.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Engineer, Medic
Cheesy Potaters reviews
'As fun as it would be to watch Lawrence convulse and die of food poisoning, Spy mused, his French heritage just couldn't let him do it.' A small, mindless tale of cross-culture culinary skills...or lack thereof. Oneshot!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
One Scout, Two Scout, RED Scout, BLU Scout reviews
The BLU Scout thought he knew the rules of a rivalry...and none of those rules involved babysitting that idiot RED Scout. Another 'deleted scene' oneshot from Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Scout - Complete
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Momma's Honor reviews
A boy will go to any lengths to protect his Ma. Spy/Scout's Ma oneshot. Rated T just to be safe.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Spy, Scout - Complete
Trust reviews
Sometimes, it's nice to have your faith in other people rewarded. The 'deleted scene' from Eight Mercenaries And A Toddler. SPOILER-RIFIC, EVERYBODY! Rated T for language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
The Hippocratic Suggestion reviews
Concerning a certain doctor on a cold night during WWII. Oneshot, rated T for general unpleasantness.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Medic - Complete
The Simple Things reviews
Archie has always been a fan of the simple things in life. Simple things like the sea, and coffee, and trekking through a vast desert just to bother Maxie. Takes place two years after Emerald. Oneshot, Hardenshipping if you squint. Rated T for language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa - Complete
The Only Choice reviews
To Daniel's dismay, he discovers that he's not the only soul in Brennenburg out for justice. To the dismay of the spirits haunting the castle, they discover that they will have to rely on Daniel. Oneshot, rated T for Torture and M for Malicious.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Daniel - Complete
Idiots Don't Catch Colds reviews
Ludwig is the farthest thing from a nursemaid, but Feliciano has caught a cold and needs some TLC. Gilbert's not about to help...some GerIta, mostly just friendship. Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
It Wasn't The Method reviews
"It wasn't the method, it was the arsonist. He was different from the others. They could make him forget again." A conversation between two prisoners of Brennenburg Castle. Rated T for Torture. Oneshot!
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Alexander - Complete
Poseidon's Bookkeeper reviews
A collection of drabbles and oneshots, featuring all characters and all situations, mostly based on stuff from the Broken Compass forum!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Chilling reviews
Barty Crouch Jr. waits in a cold room for his punishment...with a smile on his face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Serene Oblivion reviews
Hollom's last moments weren't bitter.
Master and Commander - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Curves reviews
Of course it doesn't make you look fat! Jack's at it again...drabble, R&R if you would be so kind.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Suffered, I Have reviews
In some stories, the hero rides away with the girl into the glorious sunset. In others, one tragically dies and the other is left mourning. This story is neither of those. COMPLETED
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Ragetti, Pintel - Complete
20 Things Not Conductive To A Long Life reviews
I think the title is pretty much self-explainatory! Tas makes a list of the most likely things to get him killed.
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Tasslehoff - Complete
We're Not Friends! reviews
Jack asks an innocent question and Barbossa goes off on him. Ha! They are the old married couple reincarnated. Dedicated to Nytd! -I've finally gone back and edited some things, thanks to those who pointed it out-
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
He Never Gets It Right reviews
Jack never seems to be on the right page with Scarlett and Giselle. Drabble response to the prompt "Naughty and Nice"
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Soft Side reviews
Cutler Beckett did have a soft side, but only one creature on this earth ever saw it...Oneshot, please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Cutler B. - Complete
Ultimatum reviews
Will makes the mistake every man should be afraid of. Little drabble, had to get it out. Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Only Time reviews
Pintel offers some advice to Will, which he takes to heart. Willabeth fans will love it! Set during AWE. Oneshot. Rated for some language on Pint's part.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Pintel, Will T. - Complete
Reimbursment reviews
Calypso doesn't understand why Ragetti doesn't want anything in return for setting her free. No slash, sorry. Oneshot. My first fanfic, so please be nice.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ragetti, Tia D. - Complete
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