A writer, occasionally struggling with writer's block mixed with a heavy dose of laziness and depression, bids thee welcome!

Personal Motto: Grab all the chocolate and run!!

Favorite Quote: "Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy they are, who already possess it." - François de La Rochefoucauld

Avatar: A rather interesting and relevant road sign... (01/05/2011)

Mothership: The Black Pearl Forum ~ http://forum.fanfiction.ws/forum/The_Black_Pearl/67105/

What I'm doing right now: Doing nursing school... or rather nursing school does me... (01/05/2011)

13 Question Quick-Quiz

1. If you were to choose, who would you be: a wizard or a pirate?

Umm, can I be both? Wingardium leviosa, arg! :) ... and on a spaceship, called Enterprise :)

2. Math or English?

I hate math as much as I love writing. A whole lot.

3. What color are your eyes?

Blue.

4. What is your favorite song?

"Little Wonders" by Rob Thomas.

5. What is your favorite writing genre?

Fantasy and historical fiction.

6. Any favorite books?

LOTR, HP, Joy Luck Club, A Yellow Raft in Blue Water, Brokeback Mountain (and don't you dare say a thing about it!)...

7. What about movies?

Elizabeth; Elizabeth, The Golden Age; POTC, love all three of 'em; LOTR; Bedazzled; Braveheart; Truly, Madly, Deeply; Sense and Sensibility; The Other Boleyn Girl; To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar; Indiana Jones; Flushed Away; Finding Nemo; Oscar; Bruce Almighty; Robin Hood, Prince of Thives (Alan Rickman's delicious evil SAVED the whole movie)'Die Hard trilogy; Ice Age (gotta love Diego, I have a thing for cats with sexy voices... I like Scar from Lion King for the same reason); most Tim Burton movies; MIB; James Bond movies (all, except for the last two. The new James Bond looks like an East German spy the old Bond used to kill); Atlantis: The Lost Empire; Back to the Future x 3; Emperor's New Groove; The Road to El Dorado; Tarzan; Lion King... List goes on.

8. Actors you would like to give a hug to:

Alan Rickman, Geoffrey Rush, Jeremy Irons, Christopher Lee, Johny Depp, Dominic Keating, Scott Bacula, Patrick Stewart, Gary Oldman, Richard Belzer, Rowan Atkinson (my deliciously selfish, sinful and sarcastic Lord Blackadder!)...

9. Actors you would like to give a charley horse to:

Brad Pitt, Tom Cruse. Ugh! Those two make me sick! The Rock, Kevin Costner...

10. Actresses you would like to give a hug to:

Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchet, Ann Hathaway, Natalie Portman, Emma Thompson...

11. Actresses you would like to give a charley horse to:

Lauren Conrad. Her smile, bleh! So fake... Angelina Jolie, Miley Syrus, @# diva! My newest pet peeve is Heidi Montag, ew!

12. Salad or pizza?

Salad... Munch-munch-munch!

13. Chocolate or Vanilla?

V-A-N-I-L-L-A!

Stories

The Heart of The Leviathan

A story that proves once again that sometimes most complicated people require the most uncomplicated ones in order to be happy.

Based of the movie 'Elizabeth' by Shekhar Kapur.

Magic Everlasting

A fic that explores the Marauder years (1971-1979) of Hogwarts, the The First and the second War, the time in between and after.

More ideas & fics are pending. Stand by...

I, Intrepid Bandicoot, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,

regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution!