*How old are you?

16 almost 17 yooooo

*When did you get into Yaoi?
Hm… 12, I think.

*How did you get into Yaoi?
I don’t know. I can’t actually remember... I think I must have been watching a show (probably Fullmetal Alchemist, because that was one of my firsts) and I was like “I think Roy actually cares deeply about Ed and Ed does about Roy, too. Not romantically, but…” and then I was like “What if… what if they did care about each other romantically?” I mean, come on, there was something there in the first anime. Anyway, I sorta just… went from there.

*How does watching/reading yaoi affect you?
- I find it cute (x)
- It turns me on
- It fascinates me
- Other: I JUST DO OK

*Do you hide your tendency to read/watch yaoi?

_ Yes

Are you ashamed of watching/reading boy on boy action when you’re a girl?

Well I'm just awkward so

Do you feel weird for liking yaoi?

No hahaha fck uuuuu

Have you ever wished of being a boy, just so you could be gay?

SOmetimes

*Which reactions have you gotten from people when they discovered that you like yaoi?

Friend 1: …That’s kind weird, but ok.

Friend 2: OMG, ME TOO!

Friend 3: Sweet, what’s your favourite pairing? Oh Yullen? I like Spamano. YOU LIKE SPAMANO TOO? AAAAAAAAA MARRY MEEE.

Mom: Okay

Stepdad: HAHAHAAH LOOK AT THIS HARDCORE GERMANCEST DOUJIN I FOUND WHILE LOOKING FOR HETALIA SHIT FOR YOU HAHAHAHAH YOU’RE BLUSHING HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAH HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? *pulls up RoyEd fanart* AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OH YES MUSTANG TAKE MEH! DAMN IT FULLMETAL! I THOUGHT YOU’D LIKE THIS TOO. *pulls up FrUK* HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU LOOK STRONGLY LIKE A TOMATO!

Dad: I don’t want to talk about this…

Stepmom: Oh

Sister: OMG. ME TOO. FAAAAAAAAAAK.

*Truthfully, how obsessed do you think you are?

Honestly? I won’t lie- whenever I see a couple I like or hear one of their names, I smile like an idiot, and my OTP does make me squeal like a little girl- but I’m not to the point where I talk about it all the time.

*Who's your "All Time Favorite Couple":
ROYED. I am thoroughly obsessed with both *hearts*

*How many yaoi fanfics have you read?
Pfft I lost count a LONG time ago.

*When you see two guys in an anime who you think are perfect for each other, what do you do?
Internally pair them up, see if the pairing exists, die if it does and look at fanfictions and fanarts, and if it doesn’t, silently ship it in my head.

*What does yaoi mean to you?
Well mostly I like the couples that would have a lot of angst and ACTUALLY care about each other, deep down inside, even if they won’t admit it- like France and Britain, Allen and Kanda, Mustang and Ed. So pretty much, it’s like a step up from canon where I dream up romantic feelings between the two even if I know it will never be canon.

*How far would you go for Yaoi?
What kind of question is this? _ Um… not that far, I mean, I really like it but not to the point where it runs my life.

*Do you write/read stories about yaoi?
I am guilty… of fanart and fanfiction. :

*Would you be in a yaoi?
Yes, but only as the secret fangirl on the side who tries to convince the more naïve one of the pairing to go and tell the other one he loves him and then be on the side with a video camera and sketchbook and watch what ensues.

*What do you think when you see your neighbors, a 14 or 15 year old kid holding hands with his older brother...around 16 or 17?
Well… if they look like they’re doing it romantically, I’d sorta be like “Oh” and shrug it off, because it’s their life, not mine. Though it is kind of weird. But I mean I hold hands with my sister all the time, but I’m not in love with her or anything, it’s mostly a joke and we’re just good friends.

*How many yaoi pics have you saved in your computer or somewhere else?
I am too lazy to count. :
*Do you have yaoi dreams?
Yeah, and they're always so angsty and stuff and then I wake up like “FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK WHY ISN’T THIS CANON.”

*What do you do when you hear the word yaoi?
Outside: *poker face” Ah.

Inside: Is it Yullen? OMFG Kanda, stop being such a dick and stuff, Allen you’re so dense, wait, what if it’s RoyEd hhhhhnggh Ishipyousofuckinghard and oooooo Spamano? FrUK? PruCan? NaruSasu? SebaCiel? AkuRoku? HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNGGHH.

*You see a couple (guys of course) and they're obviously making out. What do you do?
Stare for a moment, then look away, because I don’t want to intrude on their privacy…

*Your brother/friend/etc. confesses to you that he is gay. How do you react?
Ah, cool.

*What would be your ideal SEME guy be like?
Um… I don’t have one, really… I always seem to like the guy that is a huge meanie, but obviously still cares deep down inside and shows it through actions while his words make him seem like he doesn’t like him. //Roy Kanda _

*What about your ideal UKE?
I like tsundere characters, being rather tsundere myself (I can’t take it when people show me affection…), and I usually like the ones who have this dark, twisted past and are a lot older mentally than they actually are, and just want someone to make it all go away. Like Allen and Ed.

*When your friends ask you about that abnormally large folder with guys going at it, you reply with...
…OMG, LOOK, A FLYING WHALE! *runs away never to be seen again*
(Though I have no photos of guys going at it ahaha)

*You stumble across one of the greatest yaoi sites of all times (NO CENSORSHIP), what do you do?
O/////////O I-I-I’m leaving!

*If you had to be inside the mind of the uke or seme, which would it be?
This… is hard. It depends on the seme and uke… Ugh if I really have to choose, I’d choose uke. But like not the *moan* “Oh take me! Ojsbadbfjbdsf girly talk oooohhh” uke, the whole “Get the fuck over here and fuck me, and do it right, bastard” uke. Edward wat r u doin invading my head. ;_;

*Pretend you're the seme, what would you make the uke wear?
Piratecoatpiratecoatpiratecoat hhhhhhhhh

*Pretend you're the uke now, what would you make the seme for lunch?
I’d say “Hello, bastard, what do you want to eat?” and would make something specifically different from what was asked because trololololol

*You open a yaoi manga, and there is a hot, steamy sex scene. What do you do?
U-um… th-this… *stares for a moment* *turns red* *closes book* *hides in corner never to be seen again*

*What do you look for in yaoi?

I think I already said this… People who have twisted pasts and constantly put up this mask to seem happy and these walls to keep from getting too close to others, but find that one person that they can somehow let in and fall in love with. AFNJSNFJSDBFJSBF I’m such a sucker for angst and stuff.

*If you see two guys standing VERY close to each other, what do you do?
Outside: *looks* *stares* I wonder if they’re like, dating. *stares more* Hm.

Inside: I WILL LOL IF YOU FALL ON HIM.

*Do you think of guys kissing and stuff like that every second of the day?

Not every second… It passes through my mind sometimes though.

*Do you write anything yaoi related?

Fanfiction, yup. That’s all I write. _ Hetero? NAH.

*Do you draw anything yaoi related?

Yes, in fact, I just drew Allen holding Kanda’s hair over his lip like a moustache

*Do your conversations always include yaoi?

Like… never. I know almost no one who likes it… T_T But my sister and I, and my friend Justice and I, have some intense convos. Hehe

*Which do you like best: a "uke" or "seme" character?

It really depends on the character.

*What do you prefer in a yaoi story/drawing: dirty or clean

Clean. I’m not a prude or anything, I just like fluff and angst more than other stuff.

*Do you like feminine or masculine characters?

MASCULINE. God I HATE it when boys are portrayed as girls with dicks. That’s not to say they have to be super manly, and yeah they can like blush, but really… Yaoi is about two boys, not a boy and a girl that has a penis.

*Last question, will you continue loving yaoi until you die?

Probably.

What is your #1 favorite anime?

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Has an anime ever made you cry?

Oh my pasta, yes. I’ve cried tears of joy, sadness, anger, everything. People might think it’s stupid but I get really attached to the characters in anime because I find that world so much better than our own. Actually I’m crying right now…

Which anime made you laugh the hardest?

Hetalia or Fullmetal Alchemist or Soul Eater.

If you could make a spin-off of any anime, what would it be?

Um, well, I think it’d be awesome if there was a spin-off where RoyEd was canon. Not just because I ship that pairing so hardcore it’s not even funny but because I think that in the 2003 anime it was almost canon. Haters are going to hate and you die-hard RoyAi/ EdWin fans are going to bitch at me but I really think it would be cool! Or a spin-off continuation thing where you get to see more into the lives of the Homunculi. OMG! Or a few episodes of D. Gray Man where we get to see Allen's life with Mana, or Kanda's life with Alma when he was young. Or Kanda's past life. OR- Wait no I'll stop I have too many.

List your top 5 anime's

Fullmetal Alchemist, D. Gray-Man, Kuroshitsuji, Soul Eater, No. 6

List your top 5 anime OTP’s

ONLY FIVE? D: Okay… I’m gonna get a lot of hate for this from people who don’t ship them… Yullen, RoyEd, LaviLena (did you know there are more shippers for this pairing than Lenalee with Allen?), Spamano, Nezushi

Have you ever watched an entire anime in one sitting?

Um, yes, because I have no life.

Who is your favorite anime character?

ROY MUSTANG, FUCK ME BETCH RIGHT NOW.

Name an anime character you absolutely hate

Sloth in the 2003 FMA. HOLY SHIT, I HATED HER SO BAD. How dare she play with Ed and Al’s feelings by using her resemblance to their mom? :/ UGGGHHHHHHHH.

What is the first anime you ever saw?

Sailor Moon I think.

You get to have a harem of [6] anime characters of your choice, who do you choose?

Wait wat? A harem is when you’re surrounded by people of the opposite sex right? Oh I’m probably wrong, that’s what Google told me… Well Roy Mustang, Yuu Kanda, Edward Elric, Allen Walker, Death the Kid, Rin Okumura, Shion

What is the most times you've re-watched an anime?

Oh jeez I lost count…

Name [1] anime you wish everyone would watch?

Blue exorcist! It’s so underrated!

What is an anime you regret watching?

Wolf’s Rain… so depressing…

You get to have [1] anime character as your waifu/husbando in real life, who do you choose?

ROY MUSTANG IS THAT EVEN A FUCKING QUESTION

Which anime character are you most like?

I just asked my sister and she said Edward Elric. Ok.

Do you watch a new anime because you think it will be good, or because it’s popular?

I watch it if I like the art

Has an anime's fanbase ever made you hesitant to watch an anime?

Mmm… no.

How many anime episodes is 'ideal' for you?

Doesn’t matter!

Have you ever watched an anime with over 23 episodes?

LE DUH! Those are the best!

If you could make a game for an anime of your choice, what would it be and why?

OMG, D. Gray-Man. It would have to follow the story though and not be one of those derpy side game thingies. OOOOH and you would have to be able to choose what character to be and go through their version of the story. I would be Kanda so hard. I would be so hard. Wait wat. I’m a girl.

Would you ever watch an anime with over 100 episodes?

YES!

Have you ever watched an anime only because you liked a specific character?

…PFFFT NO, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT I MEAN THAT’S NOT THE REASON I STARTED TO WATCH SOUL EATER OR ANYTHING. D: D: D: KID MEANS NOTHING TO ME! NOTHING! Just kidding I love him and claim him as mine.

Have you ever dropped an anime, if so why?

InuYasha because I lost interest but I’m thinking of starting to watch it again… but it got so long…

In your opinion, what makes a good anime?

Feels. Relationships. Characters you can relate to. Twisted plots. ANGSSSSSSSSST.

Name a popular anime you love

Naruto!

Name a popular anime you hate

Bleach :/

Is there an anime you wish was more popular?

Yeah, Blue Exorcist, it’s not popular enough!

Thoughts on live-action adaptations?

MEH.

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Quiz results What Death Note character are you?

You are Mello. You are Near's rival and join a gang called "The Mafia". You love chocolate and are mostly seen eating it, you hate people who are better than you, though. You are classified as emotional and you get confused as a girl a little too much. Like L and Near, you also tend go by the your initial, "M". You also have an awesome motorbike and tend to carry your gun in your front pocket instead of the back. You seem to kidnap people a lot... Though you are on Justice's side, you are known to people as a criminal.

What Organization XIII member are you?

Axel! You have a hard time making decsions. One second you're on their side then next, you're not but still just about everyone loves being with you cause you're so awesome! (and hot! Ya know. . . cause Axel has fire and all. . . yeah.) (I love my result!! Mahahahhahahahahhahahha ME AND AXEL ARE ONEE!!!!!)

Which KH character are you?

You Are Axel! (okay, seriously? i'm not even trying. i don't care if anyone believes me. I. Am. Not. Trying. To. Get. Axel! It's cos we are meant to be ;D)

What Vampire Knight character are you?

You are a noble vampire and close childhood friend of Kuran Kaname. People find your innocence cute and funny, however, you often take this as a advantage to over step the boundaries. You're the sort of person that can be trusted with anyones secret, even if you dislike them. You have the ability to conjour and control ice.

Which Zelda character are you?

You are link And you care about others and put up a vicious fight. (I do certainly when people approach my chocolate or spaghetti.)

Which member of the Turks are you?

Reno. Obedient, obstinate, clumsy, hot-headed and not to mention a loud mouth. You do as you're told, are easily annoyed, and are the biggest klutz, but loves you.

What is the greatest thing about you?

You stand up for what you believe in You are the kind of person who never gives up. Loyal and courageous, you're always willing to stand up for yourself and people you care about. However, you have a little bit of a temper problem...

Which of the 7 deadly sins are you?

You are the sin Wrath. Wrath may be described as uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger. These feelings can grow from a denial of the truth, both to others and in the form of self-denial, impatience with the law, desire to seek revenge and generally wishing to do evil or harm to others. This is how things like murder or assault happens. Wrath is the only sin not necessarily associated with selfishness or self-interest , although you can be wrathful for selfish reasons, such as jealousy. In its original form, the sin of wrath is also compressed anger pointed internally rather than externally. Thus suicide was deemed as the ultimate expression of wrath directed inwardly, a final rejection of God's gifts. Try your best to calm down, count to ten, when you're really really angry. Because you see, anger can be really scary after all. Well, IT IS a deadly sin.

Which Fullmetal Alchemist character are you?

You're Ed! Hotheaded at times, you get mad when made fun of your height and you despise milk! You care for your younger sibling deeply and you protect them at all costs! You're a good fighter too! You may seem hotheaded at times, but you do have a kind heart that cares deeply about others, even if your past has been very hard. You like to look on the bright side of things and you're not really in love with anyone. You're very smart, and you love to read! You also love dogs! XD

What bug are you?

Firefly. You are mysterious, and out on a show for the world to see. You lash out when people least expect it. And have a dazzling effect that leaves people in awe.

The sorting hat

Slytherin! Slytherins value cunning and wiles. Does this make them inherently evil? No. Does is make them mercenary, sneaky, conniving, narcissistic, self-involved and distrustful. Perhaps. But they look good the whole time.

What Naruto character are you?

Kakashi Hatake You are always late to things, especially the important ones. You might be a bit of a perv. Also, past mistakes have taught you about loayalty and you protect the people close to you no matter what. (BAHAHHAHAH)

Which member of the Akatsuki are you?

You are Deidara! You are a fancy and skillful fighter with special mouths in the palm of each hand, you are able to manipulate clay into either a flight-capable clay bird that can support you, as well as a huge bomb that is capable of leveling a village without the use of exploding tags. You were teamed with Sasori, and you referred to him as Sasori no danna, or "Master Sasori". You probably addressed him like that because you have a lot of respect for your fellow artist because Sasori is, as Deidara himself admits, a lot stronger. Despite that, you still argued about what art is, you holding that art is something that is transient, departing quickly {"Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion".} whereas Sasori believed that good art is immortal, a thing that lasts a long time. {"Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future...eternal beauty".} You outwardly seemed to respect Sasori's beliefs, but couldn't resist getting a final jab in Sasori's death {"Like anything that is left for the future as a thing of eternal beauty...he got killed straight off!"}.

Which OHSHC character are you?

You are Hikaru. You are rough and untamed. You hate that people don't know who you really are and you hate that you don't even know who you are sometimes. You're somewhat insecure because you're trying to branch out and share you inner, wacky self with others but are afraid of hurting them or having them reject you. Keep trying. You love being complimented, even if it's actually an insult.

What Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji character are you?

Grell Sutcliffe is aflamboyant Grim Reaper who works as Madame Red's butler. He is initially portrayed as worthless and is often seen in the anime adaption trying to commit suicide after mishandling tasks, something he did so often the Phantomhive staff just gave up on trying to stop him. As a Grim Reaper, he is characterized with red hair and shark-like teeth. Grell is very very obsessed with Sebastian, and is very flamboyant and open about it. He's a bit of a loony.

Which Nabari character are you?

You are Yoite! Being a Kira user, Yoite's life is almost ending, but Yoite wants to be wiped from existence before he dies, so Yoite asks Miharu for help. You are quiet and you keep things to yourself, and sometimes misunderstood. Sometimes, you are sensitive on certain things, and you don't want to be treated kindly because you feel that you are unable to repay them back.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing
and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you
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your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the
complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto
(or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi
Uchiha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you
fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/
confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of
about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up
Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have
OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is if you cry when the bad guys
die. Crazy is when you stare at a total stranger for a long time and
tell them to stop staring at you. Crazy is when you can quote any
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Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. Subtext really does equal buttsex.
10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food
source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably
lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you
still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely
don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.
31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.
32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic
circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be
trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been
more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four
people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/
bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the
outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and gay, you will
most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll
return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or
experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- sod that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still
have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/
last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of
great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/
inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like
candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another
time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners

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