Hi! My pen name is WALRUSvsUSA, but puh-lease, call me Walrus. Anyway, I write short stories! I love writing angst and sadder stories, but I'm also a romantic so please excuse the onslaught of cuddly disaster in my stories. :3

Hello! I'm Walrus and this is my profile!

Fucking kms I did this when I was like 12 this shit is so outdated oh my lord

this is staying for humor value and nostalgia please help yourself to insulting my fics cruelly you wont even get flagged bc you'll be right to insult it

I'm dodgy with posting, but so far I've been writing for Rise of The Guardians and Shugo Chara. I'm considering doing a Rise Of The Brave Tangled Dragons crossover or a Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler story after I finish up 'Disappear,' My Shugo Chara story.

Well, I don't have all that much to say. I will take requests, just message me and I'll write it. (Eventually) If you put a due date I'll finish by that time.

Anyway, I'm Walrus and forever against... Practically everybody. Nice to meet you, and I hope you enjoy my writing! Also, please check out my older sister Courtney-Helena-Greene, my friend panda v.s. penguin (A skyrim writer) and Valkiree!

Me-ness:

I'm under 16, have short brown hair. My hair is usually sorta fluffy and it reaches an inch or so below my chin. I have brown eyes and am almost 5"5, and I love reading, writing, drawing, and watching anime. My favorite anime (currently) is actually Kuroshitsuji. My birthday is August 29th, I'm the middle child with a younger brother and the psychotic Courtney-Helena-Greene as an older sister, who is another writer on here. I read every review and actually keep them saved to my laptop because I just love you guys that much. :3 PM me for anything, if you just wanna chat, if you have questions, if you want any advice on your story, or even if you have a suggestion or a story of yours that you think is my kind of story. I love you guys, so please don't hesitate to review, message, favorite, or follow! :) Seriously though, I love you all and hug my laptop every time I get a follow, review, or favorite!!

And a quick word to new writers, or those too scared to finally upload that story that they wrote:

Every story deserves to be written and shared.

Every story. Every single one, even if it's inappropriate or gross or stupid or foolish or weird or confusing or strange or not 'normal.'

Because who knows? Maybe you will write the story, the beautiful words, onto the page, somebody somewhere will gain inspiration, or learn something, or find a part of themselves they didn't know existed. Maybe they love innocent stories of foolish people, but you're scared to write it. What if everybody was scared to write it? Nobody could enjoy the beautiful letters on that page- the beauty of your gorgeous, perfect, and flawless imagination. Never give up or decide against something because it's 'overdone' or 'weird.' Let your imagination, creativity, and unique personality grow- because nothing is interesting if everybody is the same.