I am 23 and I live in the USA and just for fun and plain randomness . . . . . . RAWR . . . It means I Love You in dinosaur

You Say Pink I Say Black You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS! You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF! You Say Pop I Say Rock You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

I am worse than evil! I am the authoress!

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours...

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night"

Ponderisms:

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business, did they see it coming?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Isn't it interesting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'??

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked??

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake.

If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress? (Congress. Wait! O.O)

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Miharu Sky, Shinobi of the sound, anime-is-the-bestest

If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't remember the last time you wore a dress, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that everything is much more fun in an English accent then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Me, Anime-is-the-bestest

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

if you like writing paste this onto your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

paste this onto 2 ur page if u luv and are proud of being A NRUTARD AND DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT PEOPLE THINK! SO THERE!

I support the rights of same-sex marriages, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. (mulan my weakness)