Pie: Lately I've been obsessed with re-reading the hundreds of fanfictions on my alerts list.
Lightstar: Ew reading, who reads.
Lucy: I do! Pie does! Levy does! A lot of people do. You're just a weird author who writes and doesn't read.
Pie: Yeah! Lucy! Preach girl!
Lucy: Aren't you forgetting something?
Lightstar: Oh yeah!
Disclaimer: We don't own Fairy Tail! Sadly...
EDITED 2/22/15: Word tenses and awkward sentences fixed. General bad grammar fixed.
Chapter 2: Revenge
Loke's POV
I ran my hands through my hair. How could they do this to her?! The nerve. I have half a mind to go over there right now and strangle Team Natsu! Yet I have a feeling that would make Lucy's situation even worse... Ugh! I'm so powerless! So much for being the King of the Zodiac Spirits. I can't even keep my princess from falling into depression. How could this happen?! Not to mention Lucy called Virgo over me for comfort. Heck she even called Aquarius! That mermaid and Lucy have a horrible relationship, yet she picked her over me. I can't lose hime... She means the world to me.
"Loke," Lucy murmured, quickly snapping me out of my thoughts. "Make me a promise."
"Whatever you want my Princess" I quickly answered.
"Promise me that you won't kill Natsu or the others over this?" Lucy asked earnestly
"But why?! They kicked you to the curb!" I argued, "Wait a minute, you've been here for two weeks and NOBODY from Fairy Tail came to check up on you?"
"Yes," she replies. I'm about to explode with anger, and I notice a tint of fear creeping into her eyes. I'm scaring her. I thought.
"Even if they removed me from Team Natsu, they are still my Nakama... Erza is still like my sister and Gray is still like my brother. I-" She started before I interrupted her.
"Just forget them for now. I won't let you go back to the guild in your sorry state, Hime. Just relax." With that I picked Lucy up, gently laid her on her bed, and tucked her in. I gave her a light peck on the forehead before heading back to the kitchen to make her more food. I then, walked in the kitchen and prepared a meal fit for a king... or in this case, a princess. A few hours later she woke up and walked groggily into the kitchen.
Lucy's POV
When I woke up, I was hit with the delightful smell of turkey, and mashed potatoes with gravy. The food smelled delicious and my stomach growled loudly; I blushed at how loud my stomach was. I'm pretty hungry. Maybe I should go to the kitchen to eat an apple or something. Walking into the kitchen, I saw Loke standing next to a table full of more food than Natsu demolishes in a week! Why is Loke... I blinked a few times and suddenly the events of the past two weeks came hurtling at me like one of Erza's swords.
"Hello Hime. Go on, I know you're hungry" He grined at me and motioned to the chair in front of an empty dish. I sat down weakly on a chair and began shoveling food in my mouth like I hadn't been fed much lately... which is true. "So, Lucy, how do you feel now?" Noting the nervousness lacing Loke's voice, I laughed at his cute face.
Loke scrunched up his face in confusion, which just made it cuter and caused me to laugh even harder.
"Wh-what's so funny?" He demanded, although he sounded almost scared of what I'd say. "Is my cooking really THAT bad?"
"Pfft...N-n-no...Y-you're c-cooking is delicious. pfft..." I gasp for breath and attempted to form a sentence despite my unbearable chuckles. "I-i-it's j-just that y-yo-you look so h-hi-hilarious! BWAHAHAHAHA!" Loke cringed in embarrassment before bursting into a fit of laughter himself. I giggled along with him until I had to stop before the pain in my gut got worse from the non-stop laughter.
When I finally recover from my 'life threatning' fit of laughter I responded softly, "I'm feeling a lot better thanks to you! In fact, I think I'm well enough to go take a job in the guild now!" I grinned and stood up.
"No." Loke firmly shot me down with a stern look.
"Bu-"
"No buts Lucy, Your body is still really weak" Loke admonished, "You aren't leaving until I say so! And I'm staying by your side 24/7 until I think you're 200% healthy!"
"Bu-"
"What did I say about the buts!? Lucy, I care for you and you aren't leaving this house and that's final!" He said with a firm finality in his tone.
"But Loke~! It's boring here!" I started whining. "I wa-" Without warning he grabbed my head and laid it in his lap. "L-Loke?! W-what are you.." Before I knew it, my trusty lion was pressing two fingers against my neck and I was out cold.
Levy's POV in the guild...
"Gajeel~" I said in a sing-song voice. "What do you think is up with Lucy? I haven't seen her in two weeks! I miss Lu-chan..."
"Why don't you just go visit her then.." Gajeel responds gruffly.
"But I don't know where she liv-" I grinned before yelling "MIRA-CHAN~"
"Yes Levy-san?" Mira-chan walked over to where Gajeel and I were sitting.
"Don't you know where Lu-chan lives?" I inquired.
"Of course, she lives in BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAH.." Mira-chan shot me her bright smile and walked away to serve other Fairy Tail members. I'm coming for you Lu-chan and you better hide for my vengeance is great! You left me alone with Gajeel for two weeks! Vengeance..? Wow I should stop reading so much Shakespeare. I grabbed my bike and rush out the guild. Hopping on, I started on my way to Lu-chan's apartment. I was slightly afraid of the scary landlady that Lu-chan is always ranting about. Once I arrived at Lu-chan's apartment, the landlady walks out.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU LITTLE BRAT?" She screamed at me.
"Don't mind me. I'm just here to visit Lu-chan" With that I sprinted over to her apartment number and knocked on the door.
"One moment" I heard a man's voice say. A guy? Why is a guy in Lu-chan's room. Suddenly, the door is thrusted open by a person with orange hair and glasses... Loke!?
"L-Loke?! W-why are you in L-Lu-chan's apartment" I stammer.. Loke just sighed and motioned for me to come inside. I followed Loke inside the house and I immediately noticed Lucy sleeping on the couch.
"Why are you here?" Loke asked angrily. Whoa... why is he so angry?
"I was wondering why Lu-chan hasn't been to the guild lately."
"Oh so NOW all of a sudden you care about what happens to her?" Loke yelled. I cringed and took a few steps away from the enraged lion. Lucy stired awake next to him just to hear him scream. "None of her guildmates... her own 'Nakama' didn't care about what happened to her for a whole two weeks! Two weeks she wasn't there, TWO FREAKIN' WEEKS! You could have come and helped her!"
Smack. Lucy snapped and Loke had a red hand mark across his cheek.
"Loke don't yell at my friends!" lectured Lucy. "Sorry about him Levy-chan! Loke is just being overprotective. How about we go to my room and chat for a bit" I nodded my head quickly not wanting to face Loke's wrath a second time. Lucy took off the blanket that she was wearing in order to get to her room. I gasped at the condition of her body; I could see her bones through her skin!
"Lu-chan..W-what happened t-to you?" I whispered in shock.
"Let's go Levy, I'll talk about it later" Both of us walked into Lu-chan's room.
"Start talking girl!" I demanded, with worry lacing my voice.
Lu-chan sighed heavily, "Two weeks ago I was in the guild as per usual, Natsu came up to me and kicked me from the team. I've been holed up in my house ever since, rarely ever eating. Today Loke was bored," At this she smirked, "and he opened his gate himself without my consent. He has been caring for me ever since." Wait...WHAT!? NATSU I WILL KILL YOU! I clenched my hands into a fist, anger coursing through my body.
"WHAT!? Natsu?! Well, I'm happy Loke was here for you and I'm sorry I wasn't. Now I apologize again, Lu-chan, but I must take a leave of absence. I'll visit you again real soon! When I do, I demand to read the latest chapters in your novel!" I raced out of the building, hands still clenched, ready to pummel a certain pink-haired dragon slayer into oblivion. I stopped in front of the guild doors to check myself. Daggers? Check. Whip? Check. Pocket Knife? Check. Anger? Check. Natsu dead? Not checked. I broke the guild doors open and walked inside, completely aware of everyone staring at me in disbelief.
"NATSU!" I screamed.
A voice confidently said "Here!" He was completely ignorant on his impending doom. I walked over to the baka menacingly. I snarled at him and allowed a dark and murderous aura overtake me.
"Would you care to tell me if anything, or anyone, is missing from the guild at the moment?" I flashed him a sickly sweet smile as I hissed quietly.
"No-nothing and n-no one is m-miss-missing...I think..." He stammered out, now truly afraid of the me, the Pacifist bookworm. Yeah he should be afraid! After I'm done with him, he will be lucky if his body is still in one piece... Or even if he can stay conscious! I could see him now visibly trembling under my intense gaze with my aura to add effect.
Snapping out my whip, I walked frighteningly close to him.
"Wrong answer" I whispered threateningly in his ears. My whip rang out in the air and smacks Natsu where the light doesn't shine, knocking him to the ground. I pinned him to the ground with some daggers and smiled sadistically. "Let's try this again. Who isn't here that should be, hmm?"
"Uh um, L-Lisanna?..." he was sweating now and my smile died. I was furious and I threw another dagger.
"Why would I care about that bitch?! Last chance! Who. Is. Missing?!" I practically screamed into his ear. Natsu shuddered under my knives' grip and I hardened my glare.
"Ummm... La-Laxus" I was shaking and I felt tears threatening to fall.
"You idiot! I'm right here! If you're a dragon slayer, why didn't you smell me!?" Laxus yelled out from the second floor.
"BAKA SALAMANDER! I HATE your guts!" I snarled into his face and jumped away, flicking my whip in the process. I removed my daggers and waited for Natsu to stand up.
"What the Hell Levy?!" Natsu screamed in disbelief and rage. I threw my daggers before he could react and pinned him against a wall. I whipped him until he was panting heavily.
"SOLID SCRIPT: Lightning rod!" I attacked Natsu with some lightning and crisped him nicely. "How dare you forget my best friend!" I screeched in rage and whipped him again. Finally I unsheathed my pocket-knife and clicked it open. With anger empowering my actions, I posed to kill the idiot.
"LEVY STOP!" A deep male voice cried out, tackling me to the floor. My knife clinked off of metal and my eyes widened in shock. METAL...Metal..metal...GAJEEL?!
"Don't kill him yet!" Gajeel whined, "I want to be the one to kill him!" I dusted myself off, snarling, and walked towards the broken guild doors
As I was walking out the door I yelled, "Natsu, the answer is Lucy! How could you forget about my best friend, LUCY HEARTFILIA!?"
Natsu's POV
Damn! Who would've thought Levy could be scarier than Erza and Mirajane! I seriously thought I would die! If looks could kill, Levy would've killed the entire guild already! I got lucky that Gajeel jumped in, but...What did Levy say? Lucy? What about Lucy? I kicked her off the team and she should be going on solo missions to train and get stronger so of course she's not at the guild! I thought wildly after watching Levy walk out of the guild.
"What the hell just happened?!" I screamed what the entire guild was thinking during this 'moment' of silence. The only noise was the wind blowing outside the broken doors of Fairy Tail.
Lucy's POV
Crap. I bet that Levy went straight to Fairy Tail. She isn't that dangerous. I'm sure everything is fine. I think I'll just go to sleep.
An hour later...
Bam. I woke up with a start. A crying Levy walked into my room.
"L-Lucy" Levy started, I cut her off.
"Levy what did you do to Natsu.." I was worried by her expression and what could have happened...
"Nearly killed him. Gajeel saved him." Gajeel saved Natsu? Do-Does Gajeel have a crush on Natsu or something? When did those two become so close? I started giggling uncontrollably. Levy stared at me in shock, gasping at my laughter. "What's so funny?" She continued staring at me
"D-does Gajeel have a c-cr-crush on Natsu?" At this Levy bursted into laughter along with me.
"Oh my gosh! That would be t-too f-funny to be true!" Levy gasps for breath as the laughter is cutting off her air supply. I attempted to stop laughing, at the same time Levy tried as well. A moment of silence passed over us before we both explode into fits of giggles once again.
Loke's POV
I wonder what's going on with those two girls. When Levy followed Lucy into her room a few minutes later Levy stormed out of the house only to come back an hour later crying. Suddenly very loud laughter could be heard from hime's room. I marched down to her room because I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious what was happening. I crouched down beside the door and put my ear to the door.
"Gajeel and Natsu. The more I think about it, I'm starting to think that's a cute couple" A girly voice exclaimed. Gajeel and Natsu, A COUPLE!? Ok thats it, I'm scarred for life. I will never eavesdrop on her ever again...
~FIN~
Pie: Oh my gosh that took forever to write! But writing Levy sadistically is really quite fun
Lightstar: Don't take all the credit! I helped!
Pie: Levy and Lucy is a great friendship!
Lightstar and Pie: Natsu and Gajeel...
Lightstar: *thinks thoughtfully* That would make a pretty interesting yaoi.
Pie: Touche... but its still kinda creepy.
Levy: Well look at that. You two agree on something? This is the history in the making-
Lucy: Levy, you shouldn't have said that.. RUN! BEFORE THEY CATCH YOU
*Pie and Lightstar get evil glints in their eyes*
Lightstar and Pie: GET HER!
*Levy gets captured*
Pie: Torturing time..
*Levy throws daggers at Lightstar while Lucy whips Pie*
Pie: No~ We lost :(
Lightstar: How!?
Pie: Well peace out! Stay tuned for the next chapter ;)