"Well that's the story as I recall
But I may have made up the end
I don't remember much at three feet tall
Except for when I'd say 'Mom
let me go to Never-neverland!'"

I have not updated in a long time due to a battle with cancer. I apologize that some things have fallen to the wayside.

MOST OF MY WORK IS BEING MOVED TO AO3, HANDLE COLT_KUN

Favorite Books: Peter Pan, The Little White Bird, Percy Jackson, The Sisters Grimm, Leven Thumps, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Treasure Island, Capt. Hook
Major Fandoms: Percy Jackson, Kingdom Hearts, Rise of the Guardians, Batman, Young Avengers, How to Train Your Dragon, Star Trek, Final Fantasy, Doctor Who, and my very first: Digimon.
Phobias: needles, crowds of people
My 'List': spammers, story/art thieves, the people who changed Cookie Monster.

I'm boring because I don't drink alcohol, do drugs, smoke cigarettes, or have any tattoos or piercings. My heroes are Walt Disney, Jim Henson, and Jim Kirk, and I want to one day write plots like Rick Riordan and descriptions like Gail Carson Levine, and visit every Disney park in the world. I enjoy working with my hands in the woodshop in addition to sewing, prop-making, doodling, puppet-building, and writing. So everything updates on a "Whatever, whenever" status. Sorry. If you would like to see my cosplay, go to my deviantart site at www .colt-kun .deviantart .com

Reviews are always welcome, and actually motivate me to update sooner/faster. But I write cause I want to write - so not leaving reviews doesn't mean I'll stop writing. I'll just write at my own pace and say screw it to updating on a semi-regular basis. Any and all flames shall be used to roast marshmellowy goodness.

"I was on on way to conquering the world and I was distracted by something shiny."