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Author has written 8 stories for Shugo Chara!, and Gakuen Alice. Used to be: xXGina-JinaXxChanxX About Meh!! Fav things to do Listen to Music/songs/ops/eds/ost, read mangas, watch animes, draw and write, and read normal books Hates alotta thangs Likes more thangs that thangs i hate, got that thangss??~~ Favorite books a lotta bookz especially~~ Harry Potter series Understand Me by Cami and Jina Staring at you in the hallway 'Cause you have a special hair I like to see the world Oooh~~yeah~~when you understand me Yeah, you do that then You make me smile no matter what I like to see the world Oooh~~yeah~~when you understand me You don't have to be like that, babe I like to see the world Oooh~~yeah~~when you understand me Oooh~~yeah~~when you finally understand...me Stories that I'm going to write Tag your Turn to Kiss (SC) Switched! (SC) Mistake no.2 (SC) A cinderellaish story (SC) A girl who changed the world (SC) Fortune cookie (SC) Fairy Tale (SC) Shugo chara in wonderland (SC) Lost (SC) Second Chance (SC) Stories that I'm working on Would You Rather Camp (SC) Shugo Chara Aladdin(SC) Stories on Hold Super Useless Power (SC) Anti-Easter(SC) Would You Rather Camp (SC) Stories Discontienued Finished stories Truth or Dare Camp (SC) Narumi's a women!(GA) I will do a story people request: But it's probably going to turn funny some point, and I probably wont to one chapter stories that much. --00-- if all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. He who laughs last thinks slowest. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...) I find "good morning" contradictory You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. 'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die' Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. 'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.' Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 'Define normal.' We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're realy going at one thing, staying strong Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE! I don't get even, I get odder. If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone. If life gives you lemons, make beef stew. When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. Which way does a compass point in space? You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Your misery=My joy You lie! You sit upon a throne of lies! Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely. I'ma firin my laza! It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan. The more you love someone,the more you want them dead. And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters? It was an issue of religion that lead to our breakup. He thought he was God. I didn't. Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from Crazy is a relative term in my family! I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. How is it possible to have a civil war? "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But i think it's Colin. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. If dance were any easier, it would be called football. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else? One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!" What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe. Can't stand me? Then sit down. If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? In that song, She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain, who is "she"? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. |
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