To celebrate 10,000 views.. I wanted to do something called the jukebox challenge.. not really linked to any of my other writings, done for fun but if you want to count it as canon that's up to you.. featuring Hermes, Narcissus and Persephone... some mild sex references, Rated T.. Enjoy! R&R

**REMAKE OF P.O.P***NOT CONNECTED** Things in the Underworld have been quiet since the 'Titan Incident' three months ago. In fact, nobody has seen Hades.. With their master missing and the Underworld productivity lacking Pain & Panic set out to bring him back but they will need the help of a little known goddess called Persephone. What happens when the Lord of the Dead returns? R&R

Persephone has a crisis when a nymph says something inappropriate. Written for the prompt of "Oh God, I'm turning into a Monster."

Persephone is homesick and Hades wants nothing more than to ease her pain. Seeking help from Gaia, Hades presents his wife with a gift that can only come straight from his heart.

Zeus has commanded a great feast to celebrate Persephone's official introduction as Queen of the Underworld, but the party does not go as smoothly as she might have hoped. Will a royal embarrassment convince Persephone she is better off with her mother?

Crookshanks was having a horrible day. His bushyhaired pet had too much time on her hands and wanted to know where he went. And when his pet wanted to know something, there was no stopping her. So, there was only one solution. He had to let her know, as reluctant as he was to share that part of his life. But he would not make it easy on her, oh no. He would have his revenge. QLFCR4

Love can be found in the depths of his mind...2yrs P/W and Hermione's found Severus in a fake psychiatric hospital with no memory and no magic. He awakens and latches onto her as the connection to his past and his redemption. SS/HG, EWE. Mature Content.

Funny little one shot. Harry and Ron find a record of detention lines in Filch's office and Hermione really wishes they hadn't.

Sonny stops thinking only of himself when he sees the trouble Alexis has after Kristina learns she killed Keifer. This story features Sexis, Dante/Claire Dare , Kristina, Molly and some Jolivia.

After Harry's death, Dumbledore is forced to bequeath the difficult task of destroying Voldemort's Horcruxes to an unlikely pair of allies. In a world that is slowly falling apart, Snape and Hermione have to learn to trust each other in order to survive.

Century AU fic. Miss Hermione Jane Granger & Mr. Harry James Potter must marry for their respective reasons... problem is... they must marry each other in a time of Prejudices, Secrets, Sensibility, Freedom and Duty...How on earth will they survive?...

After Nagini bites Severus, his body is in a coma, but Death has freed his spirit so that he may watch the lives of those who have shaped his own over the years. Live or die. A simple choice? Not when you're Severus Snape. SS/HG Post DH

One year after the final battle Harry took off unknownly leaving Ginny expecting his child, fourteen years later he returns to find Ginny moved on quite easy, and that Draco is the man his daughter lovingly calls daddy!

Severus Snape feels the need to possess Hermione Granger entirely- inspired by Nietzsche.

100 word series drabble 100 words per chapter. Over 100 chapters expected. Loose marriage law fic. Dumbledore comes up with only one solution for poor Hermione. SSHG. Will their marriage fulfil Ministry requirements? Why doesn't anything seem to go right?

Ron wondered if his regrets about the one that got away would ever go away. Hermione/Snape.

It is the season of the Martlet, winter fades to spring and Emma sticks her nose places it doesn't belong while the people of Storybrooke begin to wake from the wicked queen's curse.

"I remember how your hand felt, coasting over the tops of my fingers as we whispered sweet nothings into the humid days of July." A story of love told by two letters and a daughter.

ZimXGaz. Gaz hates humans, just can't stand them anymore. Zim is missing from skool, making Dib more annoying than usual. What will happen? Set in future in high skool .

Whilst in a coma Severus hallucinates that Hermione and Lily are battling for his soul. Inspired by the song Stay-Shakespears Sister

"Can you at least try to look like you're enjoying yourself? This won't work if you look nauseated." One shot. Rating mostly just for language.

When her Editor gives her one final chance, Hermione leaps at the opportunity to interview the ex-Death Eater opening a new shop in Knockturn Alley. After all, all the dangerous ones are dead. Aren't they? EWE? Short and sweet!

Unspeakables Granger and Snape are on the trail of a dangerous killer. But Snape is injured in a wand fight – his memory of the last few years, and his partner, erased. Granger and Snape must rediscover their partnership before another witch is murdered.

Sonny Corinthos has been a fighter since childhood taking whatever and whoever he wanted. Now he must face the consequences of the one he didn't fight for whose bruises on her face are only trumped by the ones on her heart. Sonny and Alexis.

Zim is alone at night, sitting on the swing set, overwhelmed by the reality of his life. But someone comes and changes his thoughts and life forever. Zagr one-shot!

Severus comforts the woman he loves. Rated K

Unable to catch hold of anything in order to save herself, her mind clung to the one fact it knew to be unassailably true: something was terribly, terribly wrong.

She could handle the dead ghosts, those were easy to mourn. It was the living ghosts that pained her.

Snape actually does have a soft side. A fluffy one-shot because we all have one moment of mushyness. enjoy!

They were fighting. Again. Of course they were, because that's what they always did. But the odd thing was, he was never fighting her so much as he was fighting himself.

Forget the beginning of the Marriage Law- everyone writes about that. What about the End? When the Ministry declares it's no longer needed? When ALL marriages performed during that time are now VOID? In 30 days they can be reinstated, but will anyone?

Lucius sets Severus up on a blind date! Oh dear...

What could possibly make Severus Snape want to reveal his secret relationship to a bunch of dunderheads at an official Ministry Ball? Where Dumbledore would answer 'love' I say 'jealousy'. SSHG. Rating for - very - minor swearing.

For the last ten years, they've met at the same conference; this year, all of that will change. HG/SS

Written for Britt's challenge in the D/G Forum...Ginny escapes the torment she receives during the day by dancing at night while the castle sleeps except for one or two wandering souls. ONESHOT.

Hermione scrambles for an explanation when her young daughter sees a suggestive headline. Set in the "How I Met Your Mother" Universe.

After the Final Battle, everyone has their demons to wrestle...

Series of oneshots all based on songs. Snape/Hermione

Snape offers 50 points to any student regardless of House who can make it stop! Currently a one-shot. May expand when time permits.

Severus wishes he'd never existed and a few old friends show him the world without him... SS/HG.

Ginny Weasley makes deal with Draco Malfoy one day and he becomes her love coach. Will this help her gain the love of the boy she loves or only make matters worse? Read and find out!

Hermione visits a Spanish monastery intending to do some research. She finds something else instead. Award: OWL Awards 2009: Nineteen Years Later, Order of Merlin 2nd Class. Originally posted to Ashwinder and The Petulant Poetess in 2009.

Draco hates the attention Harry gets from Ginny, so he's going to claim her for himself. However, the young boy has no idea how to go about wooing a lady and he's in for a bit of a shock.

It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day. Her parents do not approve, and look to Harry to sort it out. He wants to help, but has no plan. Luna has one though, Which is fortunate... right?

When Dumbledore is struck with an unknown curse, an unlikely alliance forms in an effort to find a cure. Rating is for later chapters.

A series of ficlets cut from a single multi-chaptered story. Fourth up: Hermione and Severus share a memory and a moment. Not much humor in this one.

On top of the tallest hill of an endless field of flowers, Draco receives a second chance and a taste of freedom. Draco/Ginny. Winner of Best Story Overall in the 2010 Draco/Ginny Fic Exchange on LJ. Written for elle blessing.

/He saw her from the corner, grey velvet hugging her very ample adult curves. She was no longer the girl he taught, but one he would like to take in to a quiet room and ravish./ SSHG, AU. Oneshot. For my sister Fire.

Ten years after the war finds Hermione in bed with her lover of seven years, Severus Snape. Both are tired of living their lives in secret and they work to hide their relationship. What does Hermionesay that will change that? OneShot. M for sexual content

They were married to others, but couldn't stay away. A brothel, polyjuice, and memories. An answer to the Free Words Challenge on The DG Forum using stalker, sexy, and hot. For my sister Fire.

Your Life With Ron Weasley is pretty much My Immortal Jr. But, instead, it has emos. It is definitely not as bad as My Immortal, but it is still pretty bad. Now includes other stories done by xoxtamaraxox

Severus' evolution

Severus Snape is not quite the man he once was. Hermione's help keeps him teaching and her intervention keeps him alive. SSHG if you squint. COMPLETE

Summary – Hermione receives a harsh reality check about her marriage to Ron, and Severus Snape is there to pick up the pieces.

"There is no one there for the one who always is. There wasn't. Until you." One-shot

Severus writes a letter to Hermione and reflects on their relationship. " I will edge into that bed tonight, pull you against me and as I nestle my face into your hair, my lips will find your ear and I will whisper three words slowly, softly, into it."

Three times Hades changed for her; first as a child, then as a teen, then as his queen.

HG/SS take on the marriage law. Hermione is in line to annul her marriage and reflects. First HP fic, be brutal!

Hermione, as Headmistress, commissions a portrait of Severus Snape. The results are more than she expected.

When a research study goes awry, Hermione finds herself washed up on a tropical beach and rescued by the very last person she expected to save her. Post Deathly Hallows, but AU-ified a bit.

This is a series of ficlets with the Harry Potter gang, and how they spent their Halloween night. HGxSS, HPxDM

Another marriage law fic... but slightly different spin. And a deliciously refreshing ending, if I do say so myself.

Severus thinks he would be a more suitable suitor for Hermione than Ron. Crookshanks agrees.

A short one-shot wherein Hermione shows Professor Snape a few driving tips for his pending trip to the States.

Hermione has lost her memory. Can Severus bring it back? A one-shot told through the eyes of five different characters.

A one-shot based after the war. Will Severus Snape be willing to give up his lifelong love of one woman to take a chance at something new? EWE, slightly OOC, HG/SS

Severus remembers when he fell in love with Hermione and writes her a letter. Inspired by David Bowies song

Hermione casts a hair charm. Lucius Malfoy makes a bet with Snape. But is Severus playing the role of Professor Higgins or of Mephistopheles? SS/HG, Post-DH, EWE.

Sequel to "Mistaken" "She could feel the tears coming on and her voice was gone. Saying nothing, she turned away."

Hermione watches as the man she loves seems to live in the past. There is now a sequel entitled "Mistaken Part 2"

As I watch her sleep I think about how we came to be.

How does a Gryffindor go about getting herself a man from Slytherin house? Five easy steps are sure to win him! A companion piece to Ten Steps to Getting What You Want. SSHG Oneshot.

Because really, he was so much better suited for Hermione, and he knew she saw it too ... all he had to do was remove his threat, one Ronald Weasley. Hermione/Severus with literal Ron-bashing. Birthday fic for LimeyGirl09.

Nightmares have consumed Hermione since Severus died in the war ten years ago. She wants them to stop and does the only thing she can think of.

Snape fakes Hermione's Death in order to portect her and they find themsevles working closer and closer together as they assist Harry in secret. AU DH, Rated for Langauge.

Hermione tries to convince Severus not to report to the Dark Lord. One-shot. May be made into a series of one-shots.

When Alexis’s wedding day unravels before her eyes, who helps her pick up the pieces but the man who shattered her heart? Sexis/Craxis

Snape is man alone with his thoughts, even amongst a crowd, until of course, he isn't. Happy Birthday Professor Snape!

"Oh, Severus, she cares a great deal for you." It was silent for a few moments. "And I for her," it was said so quietly, but felt like he screamed it. What could have brought about a confession like that?

This is a marriage law story, yes i know it has been done but i like them and i haven't done one yet. Because of her time turner use, Hermione is older than the rest of school and eligible for the new law. Rated M for a reason.

The pain of losing those you love can steer you towards those you have yet to love. AU

Severus receives some exciting news from his wife, but does he feel worthy? I am quite bad at summaries, but please, do go on and read. Thank you. Complete! First fic in years

Hermione has returned to the castle to teach Muggle Studies but it's Severus who's suddenly turning heads. Meanwhile, a long-kept secret threatens to disrupt Severus' life. One-shot.

Once again, poor Snape is dragged off to another yearly imbecilic Christmas situation, accompanied by the most annoying bushy-headed witch in existence. What now?

Not all is as it seems... a collection of unrelated Severus Snape/Hermione Granger drabbles. All titles based on songs, although none of these are actually song-fics.

One-shot featuring Sexis with very slight hints of Brazen. Just a conversation that I hope to see between Sonny and Alexis someday.

Severus Snape is a scarred man. Can Hermione convince him that appearances aren't everything? SS/HG.

Dante Falconeri welcome to your life with Brenda Barrett. Don't say we didn't warn you!

Using his years of experience as a Slytherin, Severus Snape has come up with a plan to get what he wants: a Gryffindor. SSHG One shot.

A seemingly simple question from Severus and Hermione's young daughter on their anniversary sends Severus meandering down memory lane. Written for the celebrate sshg livejournal in celebration of the tenth anniversary of sshg fanfiction.

Only you have that magic technique

Sometimes wives know exactly what you want before you do. Written for the celebrate sshg community.

Severus Snape and Hermione Granger shares a kiss under an enchanted mistletoe.

Having ended her relationship with Ron, Hermione tries to find somewhere to be alone during a party. She finds a small library but it is already occupied. Post Hogwarts. Not compliant with DH because Snape is alive. Snape/Hermione

Someone made a mistake in measuring out Severus Snape's lifespan. It turns out he wasn't supposed to die from Nagini's bite. In recompense, Severus is given another shot at life, five years after the end of the war. Severus/Hermione.

Draco has never been known to be full of cheer, regardless of the season.

Considered pariah by Wizarding society, and spurned by those she had held most dear to her during her time of need, Hermione turns to Severus Snape to guide her through her struggle with the darkness and her desire for revenge.

Hermione Granger has sent her son to Hogwarts School thinking she is doing the right thing however doesn't realise the her son's father is now the Headmaster of the school. Now Severus Snape must decide whether to be part of his son's life.

It's hard to smile when you never knew how...A warm story, where the third time's the charm. Literally. One-shot, SSHG.

What would happen if Ginny interrupted the wedding between Draco and Astoria. Based on the song Speak Now by Taylor Swift. This is a Draco/Ginny fic, but it revolves a lot around a one sided Draco/Astoria pairing. Hope you like it. It is indeed a songfic.

One-shot: Severus Snape was nearly killed by a werewolf through a prank. Sirius Black and James Potter get finally punished for their near-fatal prank. Warning: Don't read if you like James Potter and Sirius Black

Requested by Di-chan. I decided to have fun with all the different meanings for different kinds of lilies. Just fluff, if you don't like this pairing don't read. One shot. Go easy on teh spelling I have dyselxia.

this is a little one shot of Ginny and Draco.. because everyone needs to confess and get a little bit of a happy ending.

A collection of one-shots killing off Ron and getting HG/SS together, taken from a compilation of stories from aff .net. Poor Ronald Weasley dies in many ways, thus ruining JKR's epilogue and saving Hermione. Ron Bashing at its highest.

Five years after the war. Five years after Hermione Granger saved Severus Snape's life. Five years later, and neither has been able to move on. What happens when they meet again? Just a short one shot, not DH compliant

My response to The DG Forum's 100 Days, 100 Drabbles challenge.

200 word drabble. SSHG. Hermione and Severus are out shopping but Hermione needs Severus' input. Will he be of any use?

Can I get a witness? Written for the 2010 HP SSC Fest.

The marriage law gets repealed the day Hermione and Severus want to marry. That would be no problem hadn't Hermione started to like her fiance... HG/SS

My response to the cupcakes challenge. Harry is awoken in the middle of the night, Hermione is making cupcakes, and something happens that might scar him for life! SSHG R&R

When Hermione's safety is threatened by a suspected traitor amongst the Order of the Phoenix, Snape is forced to protect her. As they work together to flush out the traitor and win the war, a new understanding begins to develop.

"Chess pieces can give advice about other things, you know." Oneshot. HGSS.

When misfortune befalls Professor Granger, the reclusive hero, Severus Snape, is called on to ride to her rescue. All in a day's work for the Master Spy. However, things are not always as they seem.

Sonny Corinthos is doing some heavy brooding on a sunny day, just walking along the street, minding his own business when he trips over a piece of garbage and meets a rather cranky individual of the muppet variety. Another crazy fic.

This story is about a meeting between two people who have been through a rough time. Titled "The Last Session" to represent these two people trying to make their relationship work one last time.

/"Miss Granger, I do not have the time to indulge in these little fantasies of yours."/ One-shot. HGSS.

Snape sticks his foot in his mouth, and only Ron, Harry, and George can save him.

Severus is trying desperately to ignore his heart, but when he gives in the results seem to be disastrous.

He feels a fool, of course. That he should love her, but she made it so easy to do so, slipping into his bruised and weary heart and forcing him, forcing him to feel these things again. It was a poor joke on fate's behalf...

It's Draco's & Ginny's wedding anniversary. Draco gifts Ginny a necklace. What does Ginny have in stored for her husband?

They argue about everything, except the shapes the clouds make in the summer sky. Written for the OWL Post Forum Drabble Weekends. Drabble, SSHG.

One shot. Hermione prepares for her wedding with Ron. It will be the happiest day of her life, or will it?

Much to his surprise, Severus has survived the war. He thinks living may just not be worth the trouble. His nurse, an ex-student who wants to become a Mediwitch, will try anything to get him to see that it is.

Five years ago, Hermione agreed to a marriage for every reason but love. Now when she's tired of living a lie what will happen? Can Severus show her that he's actually come to love her? I think we all know the answer to that question... HG/SS

Hermione looks back on her interactions with Severus. Rated M for language at the start

Snape/Hermione fic. What could make the most-feared professor in Hogwarts say "please"? Takes place during the trio's seventh year, but as though they're still at Hogwarts. Barely mentions Voldemort. Please read and review!

Hermione is Snape's apprentice. She's about 23. A drawn-out argument about Lily, sexual tension, character growth, et cetera. *the quotations at the end of some chapters are all from The Visit, by Malbec.

Are Severus and Hermione ready for a baby or not? Short but Sweet. Candyfloss Productions.

The thought of Mandark always sent shivers of disgust up Deedee's spine, but when a freak storm forces the two to spend some time together, will she feel the same? *oneshot*

Hermione's wedding night turned out differently than she had expected. Written for the "wedding night" challenge over at LJ's grangersnape100.

It's been several years since the final battle. Severus is back at Hogwarts and Hermione is now the Charms Professor. What happens when she's fed up with his attitude? ONE-SHOT! Author's Note: This is my first song fic. Please be gentle!

"Professor," she said, the smile one her face making the tone of her voice sound warmer and less fragile to what it had been before, "I didn't know that you had it in you to tell a joke." HG/SS One-Shot.

What if there was a different reason for Salazar leaving? Hermione and Severus get swept up in a story of love, betrayal and mistakes. Can the two of them correct a mistake that Helga and Godric made or are they doomed to suffer the same fate as Rowena.

They work both ways, you know. You're not the only one who has them.

Severus has been given a second chance at life and isn't using it as well as he should. Hermione tells him exactly what she thinks of him and what he's doing. What does he do in response? Rating is just for the end. Lots of fluff at the end.

An A-Z of little moments between Hermione Granger-Snape and Severus Snape.

Severus will meet his future in-laws for the first time supposedly and he's nervous as hell.

Everyone knows what assuming does. Severus/Hermione Oneshot

I begged the gods for the pain and loneliness to stop, i never expected an answer. But you came.

When the marriage law interrupts both Hermione and Severus' lives, they have a struggle as the try to find a way to find love. my first fic!

He was like Hades to her Persephone.Always in darkness, but lusting for that one ray of light just out of reach. Sorta a drabble, almost.

Mr. Crocker finally gives up his beliefs in fairies, once and for all, and instead begins to believe in... something else. is it for better or for worse?

Hermione is reluctantly attracted, Severus is unwillingly bewitched, and Dumbledore is happily meddling. The path to true love is fraught with challenges ... an AU Snanger fic, beginning at the end of Seventh Year

How did Hermione tell her husband about each pregnancy? And what about nine months later? My attempt on a twist of the Marriage Law Challenge with Hermione, Severus and family. AU.

Severus and Hermione are convinced they're not the perfect couple...until an unexpected source breaks it to them that they really don't have a choice. Hilarity ensues.

Hermione had spent years searching for the Horcuxes for Harry. She was sinking lower and Severus was the only one that noticed her. It started up a short lived affair.

The war is a distant memory and Severus, having survived, retains his teaching post at Hogwarts. Hermione too took a professorship after the fall of Voldermort. All these years later, has Snape finally seen enough of loneliness? COMPLETE.

Not a songfic, but inspired by the song. Years after the war, Severus watches Hermione with Ron at a party, and longs for her.

Hermione discovers the main reason why Severus married her... COMPLETE

We've all seen them. The Severus/Hermione pairings that use the same plots and ideas OVER and over again. A list of short stories to represent said cliches. Disclaimer; I love this pairing! No flames!

Songfic in which Snape fights with his longing for Hermione, not helped by her mutual desire. Based upon the title song by the Police.

Let’s begin with the least offensive, shall we?

No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.

A visitor from beyond comes to help save Sonny from making the worst mistake of his life. Sexis. This story begins in 2006 before Claudia came onto the landscape.

SS/HG This is rated MA. Severus fell in love with Hermione during her 7th year. Now Hermione isn't happy in her marriage and Severus might have his chance to show her how much he has wanted and loved her for years.

Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.

A Hades and Persephone story.

Zim is going to be killed for not following orders, but he says that he his. who's giving Zim his orders if the Tallests aren't?

Hermione Granger takes on the task of becoming Severus Snape's apprentice shortly after the beginning of her Seventh year. After completing her N.E.W.T's, ending a relationship, and battling everything Snape could throw at her, what is left for her? SSHG.

After her messy divorce, Hermione Granger finds that someone is trying to destroy her reputation. She seeks out the help of Severus Snape to help her find out who it is. Will their past relationship affect how they work together? SSHG - PLEASE REVIEW!

Hermione Granger had a job that gave her everything she wanted. However, money can't buy the one thing she desires most, the love of the reclusive Severus Snape.

Ronald Weasley commandeers Hermione at every dance she and her husband Severus attend, because Snape doesn't dance to every kind of music. Lucius convinces him this is entirely unacceptable. Fluff & Fun. One-shot. Songfic.

He always thought the stars were peaceful. Of course, she did too. She was the only one to ever mess up the sky to him. The ony one to make any moment unbearable. AcexButtercup

One shot. Hermione and Ron are just about to tie the knot. The wedding is interrupted . . .

Hermione finally arrives home. Smut, smut, and smut! Need I say more? It's a PWP with SSHG. R&R pls.

When Snape receives a letter from a 'secret admirer', the following correspondence is anything but ordinary. HGSS

Prewritten Fic. A pregnant and desperate Hermione is about to marry Ron, but is it the best decision considering the circumstances involving one dark, snarky wizard? The gods get involved. M/F, lemons, Preg, Angst, a Touch of Mythology, Humor

HGSS Roles are reversed. Hermione Granger and Severus Snape exchange places in the HP alternative universe, with Hermione as the Snarky Slytherin Potions Mistress and Snape as the young, smitten Age of Consent Gryffindor. Lemons, Humor. AU.

Short Fluffy oneshot. When a fiveyearold wants a bed time story from her father, far be it for him to deny her wish

Zim is caught in the rain and Gaz lets him inside the house and then inside her heart. ZaGr

A drunken game of Truth or Dare on the night before Hermione’s wedding makes her question her true feelings for her groom. SSHG.

Abandon hope all ye who enter here! A GrimMandy Romance set against a backdrop of Dante Alighieri's version of Hell with twists of Greek mythology scattered throughout.

Zach & Kendall story. Five ways Spike may have been conceived and Ryan's not the father in any of them.

Hermione is given to the Beast of Grimmwauld Estate as a sacrifice. But when it becomes apparent that the Beast is not going to eat her, Hermione decides to stay at the castle. R&R!

After several decades Grim finally pays Mandy a visit. The problem is that the get together is not for social reasons.

Severus' thoughts as he holds his firstborn child. SSHG