Hiya,

I'm Ali, your typical American teen.

Well, maybe not. I bet most teens in America don't write fanfiction, and if they do, they don't post their stories on this website. But hey, I could be wrong.

I mean probably not but whatever.

I'm a weird kid, in that lookatmei'martsyandcoolohyeah kind of way. Often called a hipster, despite the fact I have never had an ironic mustache (being a girl... then again, that hasn't stopped girls before me) and I don't drink any Pabst. I play the ukulele, have an intense passion for my 36 pack of colored pencils, and people think I'm always happy (however, that would be a false presumption. When I get depressed, I get REALLY depressed. It's the hard knock life, and whatnot).

I also write a lot on my profile... hmm...

I think people who review my stories are the most beautiful, attractive, smart, witty, wonderful, and beautiful people. Did I mention they're attractive?

Take the hint.

I don't like when people copy and paste chainmail type stuff on their profiles. I mean, sometimes I waste a lot of time reading them, but it doesn't mean I like them! It just means... I'm, uh, I don't know... getting to know the enemy? Anyways, I think people should keep their opinions to themselves instead of shoving them down everyone else's throats. I mean, really. Do you really think I care if you're a devout Christian who loves God? That's great for you, really, but I don't give a flying fuck. If you think abortion is wrong, that's your opinion; you don't need to paste some obnoxious story about it on your profile. Thank you for reading this rant.

I'm tired. I'm always tired. I think being tired is a good way to write, though. I end up writing about the strangest things, and sometimes that's not a bad thing. So who cares if I've got bags under my eyes? Well, now that you mention it, I care. I care a lot. Shut up.

Summerrrrr is a time of great things! All kinds of things! Crazy things that I've never done before but hope to do again! It's also a magical thing where I have more free time to write, soo... hopefully I'll be able to get lots o' good stuffz out before school starts. Yayyy :)

Also, check out my favorite band, the Magnetic Fields!

For the story Iris, here's what she's wearing: Dress: http:///content/products/l4021fr.jpg Boots: http:///images/sc/schuh-female-gily-slouch-cowboy-leather-upper-casual-in-purple.jpg You'll have to imagine the wings, dears. So... think about it; red hair, green and blue dress, purple boots... cough rainbow cough :)

Rose's dress (GASM): here!

Message me because I am worth it!

xx

Ali