Hello people! I’m not exactly sure what to put into a profile so I guess I’ll just guess here, my name? I’m not asking yours, so I won’t give you mine. I am 17 years old and I’m not afraid of anything! I have Brown hair and eyes, I can be really hyper at times and sometimes find myself walking around the house for no reason, other times I am like Zexion and most of the time everyone ignore’s me… even when I ask a question, which annoy’s me to no end.

Games: KH, of course, Pokémon (9 different kinds), Pokémon rescue dungeon, Dogz, Dogz fashion, Catz, Petz vet, wildlife vet, Harry Potter, Leggo Harry Potter years 1 through 4, My Sims Sky Hero’s, My Sims Agent’s, Transformers War For Cybertron

Books: Harry Potter, The Shamer Chronicle’s, KH(Of Course), The Talbot Café, Goong, Death Note, Percy Jackson and The Olympian’s, The Hero’s Of Olympus, The Kane Chronicle’s, The Chronicles of Narnia, Chronicles of the Cursed Sword, Fruit Basket, iD_eNDITY, PhD(Pantasy Degree), Eyeshield 21

For some reason, the website below said I had a personality like Voldemort’s. :’(

Harry Potter Personality Quiz by Pirate Monkeys Inc.

Pick your birth month and birth day out to find out what happens!
Month
January: Bonded to
February: Arrested by
March: Traded lives with
April: Dating
May: Killed by
June: Child of
July: In love with
August: Captured by
September: Sharing a prison cell with
October: Handcuffed to
November: Became the pet of
December: Saved by
Day
1: Megatron
2: Bumblebee
3: Knockout
4: The Fallen
5: Barricade
6: Soundwave
7: Ratchet
8: Dreadwing
9: Ironhide
10: Optimus Prime
11: Sunstreaker and Sideswipe
12: The Aerialbots
13: Breakdown
14: Wheeljack
15: Jazz
16: Cliffjumper
17: Shockwave
18: Starscream
19: Blaster
20: The Stunticons
21: Scalpel
22: Gears
23: Mirage
24: Thundercracker
25: Blurr
26: Sentinel Prime
27: Sideways
28: Skywarp
29: Skidz and Mudflap
30: Prowl
31: Bulkhead

I get captured by Skywarp! Get ready Decepticon's, the Pranking Queen is here and with lots of new ideas!

BREAKDOWN MEMORIAL(I didn't write this)

B is for the blue and orange Decepticon, that is adored by fangirls and boys alike.

R is for really awesome hammer, because nobody can hear the phrase “Hammer Time” without thinking of you.

E is for Energon, yours, which was spilled by the servos of Arachnid.

A is for Arch-Nemesis, the wrecker Bulkhead that you hated so much.

K is for Knockout, your partner with whom you had a bromance.

D is for Deus Ex Machina, the episode where you kicked Bulkheads butt.

O is for optic, the one that you lost at the hands of ., which made you more attractive.

W is for wicked sweet, because even the way you got killed was awesome.

N is for never, which is the time when we will forget you.

POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE AND MISS BREAKDOWN!!!!

Normal girls wanna marry boys, we wanna marry mechs.

Normal girls say evil, we say Megatron.

Normal girls say good, we say Optimus.

Normal girls say OMG, we say OMP.

Normal girls say Earth, we say Cybertron.

Normal girls have hearts, we have sparks.

Normal girls don't freak out when they see red and blue semis, we do.

Normal girls say jets, we say seekers.

Normal girls say aliens, we say Cybertronian.

Normal girls say annoying, we say Starscream.

Normal girls say shit, we say scrap.

Normal girls drink alcohol, we drink high grade.

Normal girls say fuck, we say frag.

Normal girls say babies, we say sparklings.

Normal girls say teenagers, we say younglings.

Normal girls say sex, we say interface.

Normal girls say "see ya", we say "til all are one".

post this to your profile if you are a TF fan.

FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book.

Man: But I don't know your name. Woman: That's in the phone book too.

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I can tell you want me. Woman: Ohhhh, you're so right, I want you to leave.

Man: My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it. Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.

Man: Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat. Woman: If it's meat you're giving me, it better be your DEAD meat to me.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS: "Female Comebacks"

8 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1: A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

Reason 2: A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3: A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4: One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5: The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there’s the teacher, she’s dead."

Reason 6: A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want- God is watching the apples.

Reason 8: A reading teacher was teaching grammar. The words on the first line was history, historic, historical and historian. He asked the kids "Name one thing we have that is historic." A voice in the back said "The teacher is historic!"

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FRICKIN' AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away. BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (a.k.a. drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Won't tell the cops when you kill somebody BEST FRIENDS: Will help you hide the body

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

There's a 13 year old girl,

and she wished that her dad would come home from the army,

because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg.

It was 2:53 pm when she made her wish.

At 3:06 p.m. (13 minutes later),

the doorbell rang,

and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 29.

I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting.

I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job.

That was at 1:35.

At 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted

and was leaving for another city.

Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age.

I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years.

While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email)

I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life.

That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday.

At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.

He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me.

He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages)

and asked me out a week later.

We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end,

but while you do,

think of a wish.

Make your wish when you have completed scrolling.

Whatever age you are,

is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true.

E.g. You are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true.

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through.

Crazy is when you go in your backyard and have conversations with yourself and non-existant people while gesturing wildly.

Crazy is when you write a note to yourself, lose it in your church, forget about it, then hear about it two months later from the pastor.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

SERIOUSLY! COPY AND PASTE THIS!! PASTE IT I SAY!!

If you have ever laughed so hard you choked, hyperventilated, had your side’s cramp or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tripped on your own feet copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir. When I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

If you wish Axel and Roxas were real, post this on your profile!

.·-"-·._ This is Snoopy.
_/) c_c_(\_ Copy and Paste Snoopy.
(/(_ O _)\)_ Help him get complete world
_()()_ domination.

..._
..._. Put this on your page
..._... if you have ever tripped
._... on a stair case
... going up.

Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, and I know you know it’s true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I saw this on several other profiles and just had to copy it. I don't know who the original creator was, but credit goes to them.

Don’t you think the thing above looks like a tree? If so copy and paste the above Copy and Paste and this.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have two choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

I was born on the day of LuxordLuxord Axel

In the month of Axel

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Siax

I'm Xion Xaldin years old. You could also say that I'm Marluxia Zexion years old. Or Axel Demyx years old.

My favorite number is Xaldin

But my lucky number is Roxas.

If you get it, put your own on your profile

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THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

I'z a tie between Axel, and Riku.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Namine

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Vexen, he’s boring, and all he has is a shield

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Larxene, she’s so annoying

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The Never Land (You. Can. FLY.) Also, Wonderland.

6. Least Favorite World?

The Little Mermaid world

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oathkeeper

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

All of Donald’s staffs and all of Goffey's shields

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Tinker bell

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Darkness Form

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

NaminexAxel-First pair I saw and fell in love with
XionxRoxas-They just go together. You can see it in KH 358/2 Days
SaïxxZemnas- It Explains why Saïx is second in command when he’s number 7

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

AxelxLarxene, Larxene is to boring and too much of a B* for axel. She would bore him in the first couple seconds.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Namine and Xemnas

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Mickey and Riku

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

The fact that everyone thinks Axels a pervert when he’s NOT!

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Siax theory?

That they’re a couple? Yes.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Sometimes

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

He’s an on and off gay person.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Don’t make me answer this!

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

It's a fragging conspiracy in how much Roxas looks like Ven and how Roxas ends up fading back into Sora.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Nope, I had fun. The battle style was an interesting change.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Axel

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Namine. We're both quite and love to draw

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I’ve never had any

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I haven't, but I would love to cosplay as Namine, or Xion!

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Sora makes the funny faces in KH 2! :D

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

That flying creature in KH 258/2 Days (Damm it you slagger, stay the frag still!)

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The storyline, music, and characters!!!!!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

SoRiku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku

41. SeaSalt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

SeaSalt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon

Cloud! :D

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion. I have good memories about that song.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)

Roxas, Riku, Axel, Zexion.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Voldemort and Xemnas. I wonder how long they’ll be allies, though, before they'd be at each others throughts

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Roxas and Ven, Kairi and Xion, Reno and Axel

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

All of them

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. I liked the mature Sora better, of course the younger Sora still has a found place in my heart!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Awesome music, Amazing characters, Great Storyline, and Fascinating game play. Oh and getting to release pent up energy by beating up heartless and Organization XIII. Poor heartless and organization xiii

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!

Killing is awesome,

Destruction is nice,

Guns rule,

But a chainsaw will also suffice.

Weapons are my playthings

I love a good toy,

Swords make me smile

Bombs are my joy.

I fool 'round with matches,

And often start fires,

Then sit there and laugh

Watch the flames getting higher.

I know how to fold paper

To make me a shiv,

But don't you backtalk me,

I know where you live.

I'm one crazy person,

Psycho through and through,

You got something against that,

I got somethin' 'gainst you.

So let's go destroy things,

Bring your friends along,

And if you say I'm nutso,

I won't say you're wrong.

A day without doom

Is like a day without sun,

And I'm feeling bored,

So let's go have some fun.

I enjoy demolition,

I like causing pain,

If you love explosions then

LET'S BRING THE RAIN!

If you like to make trouble,

Copy this down,

Into your profile

To spread it around!

If you love any or all of the things above, copy this into your profile, let Invader ShadowWolf know you did so, and add your name to the list. Invader ShadowWolf, The Almighty Authoress, Tinyterror

1: Real Name: Sabrina. Your nobody name (take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an"x" where you think it should go): Rabxinas(Sounds like Roxas almost! Yay!)

3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Sabizzle (...)

4.Your Detective name(fav. color and fav. Animal): Black cat (Yay! :D)

5.Your Soap Opera name(your middle name and the street you live on): May Kelly

6.Your Star Wars name(first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Fitsa (?)

7.Your Superhero name(2nd fav color, fav drink): Yellow Mellow Yellow (Mellow Yellow is making a comeback people! Spread the word!!!!!)

8.Your Witness Protection name(middle names of your parents): Aparecida Michael

9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Blackie (Ironic, I know)

Type your name with your knuckles: Sabrina (Wow. Easy.)

Type your name with your nose: Sabrina(COOL! =D)

Type your name w/ your feet: Sabriinmaz(crap)

Type your name without looking: sadlijw

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and DON'T IGNORE THIS because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me on Earth, I will deny you in front of my Father at the Gates of Heaven."

LOVE RANDOMNESS! Put this on your profile if you are random, and proud of it. Pie. I am a turkey. Cheez. KETCHUP! Mr. Banana had a mushroom! HAHAHAHAHA! RikuJ

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If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke) xPrincessKagurax(Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Byakuya, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Gaara, Neji, Nuriko(current crush), Hotohori, Sasuke(i hate him now), Ryou, Malik, Yami, Jaden, Syrus, Abidos, Eiji, Mashiro, Takagi)Otaku1995(Ichimaru Gin, Asakura Hao, Tao Ren, Uryuu Ishida, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Uchiha Itachi), shiro-otaku10(Hitsugaya Toshiro, Hisagi Shuhei(not anymore), Bankotsu, Abarai Renji, Ed Elric(not anymore), Sasuke (NOT now, i HATE him)), TeenageNeko (Gaara of the dessert, Ulquiorra Cifer), Fear the Silly People (Gaara, Zetsu, Hidan, Kisame, Kakuzu, Waluigi (Don't ask...), and King Boo), infamousplot (Envy, Suigetsu, Hidan, Uryu, Hanataro, Wallace (Scott Pilrgrim vs. the world), Naruto (just a little), Axel, Alphonse Elric (tin cans are adorable) Envy, Envy, ENVY (Me wanna rape you!!! XD), xX Princess Of Xing Xx (Envy!!! {and I still do}, Ed!!! {I think I still do… well, I like short people… NOT THAT KIND OF SHORT TO DM ALCHEMIST}, Kimblee!!! {No freaking way anymore!}, Greedling!!! {I think I still like him… I mean, he’s cool and all}) Splotchpelt- James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin(I love Maruaders!) Cedric Diggory , Ron Weasley, Nico (from PJO), Percy Jackson, Jake Black Seth Clearwater, Fang, Iggy, and... that's it. Tinyterror (Nico[From Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and the Shamer Chronicles, Axel[who wouldn’t?, Riku[eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!, Riku, Roxas, Iggy, Fang, Snape*Blush, Artix(from DragonFable)[DON’T TELL ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!].

If you think Crowfeather and Leafpool should have stayed together, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

IIf you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this on your profile if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Do a backflip!" Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you would push her off and say "You took too long."

List your ten favorite Warriors characters in no particular order:

1.Lionblaze
2.Jayfeather
3. Hollyleaf
4. Blackstar
5. Onestar
6. Feathertail
7. Tigerstar
8. Dovewing
9. Squirlflight
10. Sandstorm

1) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Onestar and Hollyleaf- Depends

2) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4? If Squirlflight was looking for a mate, would she choose Feathertail or Blackstar?

Blackstar, even though it breaks the warrior code

3) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7? Could I see Lionblaze and Sandstorm fighting over Tigerstar?

Only if they were fighting about who gets to rip out his heart.

4) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8. Think of a plot for a love story involving Jayfeather and Dovewing.

Dovewing gets pissed when Jayfeather won’t talk to her after an argument.

5) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out? What would happen if Tigerstar walked in on Onestar and Sandstorm making out?

Tigerstar would then kidnap both of them and expose both of them at the gathering, and while Firestar is in a state of shock over his formeBlackbest friend and mate making out, attack and kill Firestar.

6) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3? Would Blackstar rather make out with Dovewing or slap Hollyleaf?

Make out with Dovewing, Blackstar likes living

7) Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2? Has there ever been a fanfic about Lionblaze & Jayfeather?

yes

8) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like? What would kits between Feathertail and Dovewing look like?

gray, green eyes. but they can’t get each other pregnant.

9) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7? What pickup line would Blackstar use on Tigerstar?
Blackstar: What's the mater? Pelt to ligh for ya, because I could get darker, if you wanted. Reeeeaaaaal dark and dirty.
Tigerstar: I just love the way you think.

10) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with? If Hollyleaf and Feathertail got in a fight, who would Dovewing side with?

Probably Hollyleaf, Their related to each other.

List ten of your own OC Characters (You can be included) in any order.

1. Xabrina
2. Kyle
3.Tinyterror
4.Violet
5.Sabrina
6 .Dave
7. Jet
8. Socks
9. LionBrave
10. Draculora

1) Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened? Socks walks into Draculora’s room while he's changing, what happens?

Draculora: GET OUT OR I'LL DRAIN YOU DRY!

Socks: FLEE!!!!! *flees*

2) Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple. Tinyterror and Violet are fighting, but then Dave comes in and brings the two together as a couple.

Me: they’re both girls and straight, so I don’t think they can be a couple

3) Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!" Sabrina and LionBrave are talking when Jet runs in yelling "I love Xabrina!"

Sabrina: How's your Daughter?

LionBrave: Good. Riku?

Sabrina: Good. Jade?

Lionbrave: Good.

They both take a sip of coffee.*

Jet: I love Xabrina!

Lionbrave: *Spits out coffee* NO WAY!!!!!! NA, AH MISTER!!!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK HER OUT AT ALL, YOUNG MAN, DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?1?!?!

Jet: But daaaaaaad-

Lionbrave: NO BUTS YOUNG MAN!!!!! GO TO YOUR DEN NOW!!!!!!

Jet: *walks away mumbling under his breath and thinking about how he’s going to sneak out to meet Xabrina later on.*

Lionbrave: Now where were we?

They both take a long sip of coffee.*

4) Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)" Draculora and Kyle are fighting when Jet comes flying through screaming "Super Jet!"

Draculora: I don’t care that you would give the sun to me, You’re a pervert, and I don’t like you!

Jet: Super Jet!

Kyle: When did you go from trying to kill your sister and trying to take over the world to being a super hero?

Jet: Yesterday

5) Ten kills Four, Four's last words? Draculora kills Violet, Violet’s last words?

Violet: I hope I tasted horrible!

Draculora: Nope, you tasted good, love.

Me: Gedit? Draculora’s half vampire, and sister to the Pravis(Chronicle’s of Vladimer Tod)

6) One, two, three, four, and five are fighting when Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, and Ten comes to watch. What happens? Xabrina, Kyle, Tinyterror, Violet and Sabrina are fighting when Kevin, Jet, Socks, Lionbrave , and Draculora come to watch. What happens?

Me: Uh, guys? Back-up would be lovely right now?

Oakleaf: Sorry, babe. Just beat a new level.

Darkstar: You told me to clean my den!

Darkstare: Do you still think you're my apprentice? StarClan!

Sunheart: It's everyone against Greeneyes. Why do you need backup?

Me*cries*

The warrior name I got from the official warrior cat site:

petalclaw

If I was a warrior, my name would be...

Tinyterror

If I was a medicine cat, my name would be...

Still Tinyterror

If I was a leader, my name would be...

Tinystar

If I was a tribe cat, my name would be...

Tiny like little rock

If I was Erin Hunter, would I own warriors?

I think!

If you want either Thornclaw or Brackenfur (or both) to be deputy and leader in the future copy and paste this on your profile.

RANDOM INTERUPTION: Are you STILL here?

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Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Deathly Hallows!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? fourth

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? James, Sirius, all the Weasleys, Hermione, Harry, Snape

What house do you prefer to be in? Slytherin, or Gryffindor

But what house would you think you'll be in? Slytherin, or Gryffindor

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? … I think I’ll stay silent on this one

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? DADA, Care of magical creatures, and Potions.

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Snape

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Seeker, I’m little lethal and fast… just don’t call me little

Who do you want to make friends with? the Marauders, the Weasley twins, And any of Snape’s kids(and yes, in fanfiction, Snape does have kids… Sometimes.

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Snape’s son

Why would he/she be your best buddy? He would be soooooooo awesome.

Which character in the book can you relate to? Snape and Hermione

What pet would you get? A black cat

Ifs (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? either me reading with a stack of books by my side that would interest me (make that a pile), me playing a video game that interests me with a pile of video games next to me… a very big pile, or me laughing manically standing on top of ruins of a building. I just achieved world domination, everyone! (Sorry, but it’s true… every one of us has a bit of darkness inside of us. Mine wants me to destroy the world… the only thing keeping me back is the fact that it would be boring after I destroyed the world… and I don’t like being board

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? um,DUH!

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Planed any jailbreaks recently?

What would be his reaction to your reaction? Yah, I have one planed next week, wanna help me?

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Harry, and My best buddy.

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Yup. Cuz then James/Sirius/George/James jr. would do something to her in revenge! And don’t forget the infamous Weasley twins!

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Either Snape’s son or Draco’s son

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Hermione.

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Anyone with Brown eye’s

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black, duh!

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? A color that doesn’t have a name

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? red

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? green

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? snake green

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? nope!

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) I would save it for something or someday where it would be needed greatly..

Do you like the books more or the movies? Both

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? James, then Sirius, then Remus, Wormtail doesn't count anymore.

What would your Patronus take shape in? a stag

What would be your Animagus form? A Black Cat

What subject do you want to be the best in? DADA

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Depends. If it’s pranking then Sirius, if Studying, then Remus

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Snape

Hermione or Cho? Hermione

James Potter or Snape? Snape

Hagrid or Snape? Snape

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? the Marauders.

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus, if I was invisible, people would bump into me. If I was an Animagus, everyone would huggle me and my amazing kitty cuteness! An then, if they turned out to be enemies then I could capture them in their sleep and bring them to justice.

Harry or Ron? Harry

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks. Fleur is a WIMP!

Hermione or Ginny? I can’t decide.

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Viktor

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Peeves

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp. spiders are horrible when they're huge.

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes. CANNNNNNNNDYYYYYYYYYY………

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs. i wouldn't risk it with the beans there ARE ear wax flavored, AND booger flavored beans.

Death Eaters or Aurors? I CAN’T DESIDE!!!!!1!!!!!

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore. I mean, he looks normal and Voldie is...ew.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Andromeda. She's the not evil sister.

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? FIRST TASK, FFIIIIRRRRRRSSSTT TTTAAASSSSSSSSKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!

Is this survey fun or boring? loved it..

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

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l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature/profile to help him gain world domination.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Miss Peppy,Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxThe Best Damn ThingxX, SilverHeart09, SenkiroWolf, Splotchpelt, Tinyterror

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Alice, XxThe Best Damn ThingxX, SilverHeart09, SenkiroWolf, Splotcpelt, Tinyterror

Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly friendster message, Yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Repost this as

".Don't read if you're under 13...seriously" 80 of you won’t repost this.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey

1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why?
fourth, AWESOME BATTLE!!!!!

2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?
Favorites: Hades, Poseidon, And Apollo, Athena
Least Favorites: Hera, Zeus

3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?
Fave: Nico, Percy, Thalia, Annabeth, Luke
Least Fave: Smelly Gabe

This or That

Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)?
Percabeth

Annabeth or Rachel?
Rachel

Thalia or Luke?
I can’t choose

Riptide or Backbiter?
Both

Wisdom or the Sea?
wisdom

True or False (opinion based)

Percabeth?
True

Perachel?
False

I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours.
True

I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back.
True

I have written fanfiction for this series.
ain’t got there yet...

Interview:

Q-What is your favorite color?

A- Black

Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?

A- DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!!!1!!!!!

Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?

A- Pan’s old cabin

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

A- The ability to turn fiction into reality

Q-Favorite Percy Jackson quote?

A- ‘Erre es korakas, Blinky!’ Dionysus cursed. ‘I will have your soul!’ bahaha, is he wicked or not? :D

Q-Favorite Christmas song?

A- The thirteen days of charismas KH style!!!!!

Q-Favorite song?

A- I guess your right

Q-If you could date any Percy Jackson character who would it be?

A- Nico

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie?

A- Annabeth

Q-Favorite books?

A- PJO series, HP series, the Jacob part of Breaking Dawn(Cuz of Seth) Warriors, Hunger Games, Max Ride, The Lioness Quartet, The immortals Quartet, Protector Of The Small Quartet, The Circle Quartet, The Circle Opens Quartet, The Shamer Chronicles, The Singer of all Songs Trilogy,

Q-Night or Day?

A- Night

Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

A- give me money, and give me all the game systems and games for them in the world, and all of them in the future!!!!! MWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1!!!!!

Q- What's your personality like?

A- kind, sarcastic, random

Q- What was the last thing you thought?

A- Android 18(the one with black hair) looks kinda cute, ohhhhhhhh! Vageta looks soooooooo hot!!!!!(sorry, but when he comes out of the room in which you can do a year’s worth of training in a day he does!!!!!)

Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A- When’s dinner?

Q- Who is the most special person to you?

A- My Mum

Q- Scariest moment of your life?

A- my nightmares, wait… I like my nightmares!

Q- One word that would best describe you?

A- Randomness

Q- What is your favorite month?

A- DECEMBER!!!!!!SNOW IZ SOOOOO MUCH FUN!!!!!

Q- What does your user name mean?

A- It explains itself

Q- What is your favorite Disney movie?

A- I’m not sure

Q- Have you ever been in a fight?

A- not really

Q- Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

A- Max

Q- Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

A- either Sora or George

Q- Biggest fear?

A- never being able to go online again

Amanda Starman's Interview: Copy and paste this to your profile. Erase my answers and write yours.

What is your favorite food?

FRENCH FRIES!!!!!

What is your least favorite food?

Brussels Sprouts

What is your favorite movie?

Prince Of Persia: Sands Of Time

What is your least favorite movie?

What is your favorite book series?

Toughie. I like Warriors, PJO, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Countless Others

What is your least favorite book series?

The ones where I got bored and couldn't finish the first book.

What is your favorite book that is not in a series?

Can't tell

What is your least favorite book that is not in a series?

All the ones I couldn't finish.

Who is your favorite FanFiction author? (besides yourself, of course.)

I don't have a particular fave.

What is your favorite FanFiction story? (besides yours of course.)

A Kingdom Hearts High School Esperance

Who's your favorite character out of all your favorite books?

Graystripe, Firestar, Nico, Nico again(a different Nico),

If you could pick any couple in your favorite series to be your parents, who would you pick?

Harry Potter: Dudley and his wife Twilight: Edward and Bella Percy Jackson: Kroness and ? Warriors: Ashfur and a passing Rouge

Add questions if you want to!

Sign your Fanfiction pen name. Do not erase other pen names.

1. Amanda Starman 2. Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja2410 3. Cinderpelt1998 4. Splotchpelt 5.TinyterrorLastly, add comments! Do not erase other people's comments. Please do not use profanity.

1. Amanda Starman- I made this interview. I hope you like it!

2.Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja2410-This was pretty cool!

3. Cinderpelt1998- fun and enjoyable.

4. Splotchpelt- I had fun!

5.Tinyterror- What’s next?

THE "KINGDOM HEARTS" SURVEY

(Copy and paste)

SECTION ONE

1. Your favorite KH guy?
I’z a tie between Axel and Riku.

2. Your favorite KH girl?
Namine, and Xion

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Pete. He counts, right?

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
… I’d rather stay alive, thank you very much.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
The Never lands… YOU. CAN. FLY.

6. Least Favorite World?

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Oathkeeper and Oblivion.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?
None off the top of my head.

9. Fave. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Tinker Bell. She saved me against Dragon Malificent in KH1.
KH2? Huh...I tried to do without summons unless I needed to. None of them were very useful to me, compared to the keyblade and drive forms.

10. Fave. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Final. Or Anti-Sora

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
Axel and Namine, they look so cute together!
Namine and roxas, I don’t like it as much as Axel and Namine
Marluxia/Luxrene it somehow works out.
XemSai: It explains just why Saix is second in command. ;)
Sora/Kari

12. Least Fave. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Donald/Anyone. Donald annoys me...

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Donald/Sora

15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?
The KH COM card system.
Aerith died in FFVII and then miraculously came back to life for three games

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
RIKU! He's a way better fighter then Donald and Goofy combined

SECTION TWO

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
(Giggles and flushes) Yup!!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
Some times, and sometimes not.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
Sometimes he is, and sometimes he isn’t.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
She can't fight, she can't save herself, and...oh yeah...she spent most of KH unconscious! So, no.

SECTION TWO

21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminé or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Namine. I like Namixas better then Roxette

22. What's your theory on "Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep?"
Don't know. I haven't seen the real trailer yet. Some YouTube trailers are misleading

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
I haven’t played it……yet

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Either axel, or Riku.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Riku. He's got that dark side to him yet tortured and brooding that's like me. Also, getting the hell out of the place I was born in/live in is a high priority in my book!

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
I haven’t had any.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
No, but I should do Namine

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
KH: After you go through the last door in End of the Worlds, the first cut scene, when Xehanort's heartless is talking, we pan out to Sora. He looks like he's surfing...
KH2: The World That Never Was
Sora: Hey Riku, you're coming back home with us, right?
Riku (is silent for a minute): I had given in to the darkness. How am I going to face everyone?
Sora: Like THIS! (makes funny face)
Riku: (laughs)

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Sephiroth. The others were just annoying

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
The worlds, the forms, the new stuff, and the triangle button was my best friend.

SECTION THREE: Decisions, Decisions...Only One...

31. Hayner or Pence?
Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?
Riku, sorry Roxas!

34. Roxas or Sora?
Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?
Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?
Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
I don’t like either of them

38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
Neither

40. SoKai or SoRiku?
SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?
Cloud

43. CloTi or Clerith?
I don’t know any of these characters.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
?

SECTION FOUR

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)
Roxas, Axel, Riku, Zexion, Demyx, Zemnas

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Ventus looks like Roxas, duh

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
All of them except, 358/2 Days

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
I haven’t played either of them

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
There is nothing wrong with KH. Admitantly, KH: COM and KH RE: COM did nothing for me, but the series is amazing. Plot, characters, and Orgy XIII. Gotta love them Nobodies.

We are Nobodies.-Axel
That's not very nice.-Roxas
No, Nobodies...with a capital 'N'.-Axel
-Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

put this
(o)on your page
if u like music

Put this on your
channel if you
are or support
Goth.

Put this on your
channel if you support
emos.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

92% of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch/American eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. if you are one of the 8 that would stand there laughing, copy this into your profile.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

95% of fanfiction users have invented a question saying that a certain % would be doing something if someone was something and if you're part of the certain % that doesn't than copy and paste this into your profile. If you're part of the 5% that hasn't invented one of these questions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you proudly show off all your battle wounds (AKA, the scar you got from tripping on the sidewalk, bruise from a baseball, etc.), put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others.

If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile. (I wanna be, the very best, like no one ever was...)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum,dragon of spirits,Kakashi's baby girl, RedRosesRulez37, JazzGirl123, Barzini, Tinyterror

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!

There's a 13 year old girl,

and she wished that her dad would come home from the army,

because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg.

It was 2:53 pm when she made her wish.

At 3:06 p.m. (13 minutes later),

the doorbell rang,

and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 29.

I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting.

I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job.

That was at 1:35.

At 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted

and was leaving for another city.

Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age.

I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years.

While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email)

I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life.

That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday.

At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.

He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me.

He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages)

and asked me out a week later.

We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end,

but while you do,

think of a wish.

Make your wish when you have completed scrolling.

Whatever age you are,

is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true.

E.g. You are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true.

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen

Don't ask me how long it took me to make this profile