Captain Cougarhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Jurassic Park, Transformers, Arrow, and Assassin's Creed. Heya! Captain here, I'd like to shout out a big thank you to all the readers who stick with me through my sporadic updates and unreliable muse! I am on Wattpad under my old username, Captain Alice Hook. Everything gets updated at the same time so you don't have to watch both if you prefer one site over the other. Why Captain Cougar? Because I am a wildlife ecologist specialized in predators, with cougars being a personal favorite of mine. I've worked hands-on with them in captivity and been stalked by them in the wild. They are beautiful, graceful, and terribly misunderstood. We learn new things about them every day! Now why the captain? So I can sign everything as ~Captain ;) I don't update regularly, but I do put a lot of effort into making my stories enjoyable and realistic despite sometimes other-worldy happenings. I'm always open to feedback! Firewall and No Rest For the Wicked are my main focus. I am an avid outdoorsman, so as the weather (finally) starts turning towards summer, I will be spending much more time outside in the woods, mountains, and lakes, so writing slows way down until after the fall hunting season. There is some speculation about moving, but I will let ya'll know if that comes to fruition. NRFTW has art! My amazing bff TMWolf has done some fantastic drawings you should totally check out: (Ya gotta do deviantart . com first cause fanfic is dumb) deviantart . com/t-m-wolf/art/Anything-yet-483611943 deviantart . com/t-m-wolf/art/Commission-BFF-Darcy-Prowl-843944018 She has also done two for Firewall, cause she awesome like that: deviantart . com/t-m-wolf/art/Emmair-Out-For-A-Stroll-555129466 deviantart . com/t-m-wolf/art/Dangerous-Love-834151616 She is taking commissions ;) |
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Assassin's Creed: Nemesis by Topkicker26 reviews
Something that should have been locked away was stolen- only to be dumped on a targeted stranger. Now comes the long road of trying to find the way back home. Problem is: will it be that easy when time is running out? Federico/OC Assassin's Creed II AU
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,056 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 8/29/2015 - [Federico A., OC] Ezio A.
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,579 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 6,977 - Follows: 7,164 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
Assassin's Creed: Chronos by T.M.Wolf reviews
She didn't know why she was chosen, or if she was at all. She only knew she'd been pulled through time to help a family involved in a war she'd never thought to exist, and that it was her only way back home. Most of all, though, she certainly didn't expect the young man with whom her fate became inexplicably entwined. Ezio/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 595,935 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 1/29/2015 - [Ezio A., OC] Claudia A., Mario A. - Complete
His Reluctant Highness by El Capitan K-rage reviews
Admittedly I did want a break from my hectic life. But I wasn't planning on this. Now I was trapped in Middle Earth...with a MarySue. And let me tell you, I wasn't happy about it. Could it get any worse? Unfortunately, the answer always seems to be yes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,490 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 6/1/2006
These Paths We Tread by T.M.Wolf reviews
Catherine has been friends with Sam for as long as she can remember, and been in love with him for the past two years. Too bad Mikaela and an alien war got in the way and messed everything up. Or, at least that's what she thought. And to think it all started with a pair of glasses... SideswipexOC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 701,827 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - [Sideswipe, OC] Sam W., Jazz - Complete
TPWT: Human by T.M.Wolf reviews
These Paths We Tread One-shot - A miscalculation with one of Jolt's newest inventions leads to some very… interesting results for Catherine and Sideswipe, whom find their relationship drastically changed. Confusion, hilarity, and dirty jokes ensue. Rated T for dirty jokes, cursing, and extreme embarrassment
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,774 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/10/2012 - [Sideswipe, OC] W. Lennox, Ratchet - Complete
Home Front by Anonymous2004 reviews
Until now, Batman's only cared about taking out the bigshots of crime. But when a dedicated woman gets caught up in his current crusade, both he and Bruce Wayne will discover where crime and tragedy begin: on the home front. Post DK. Bruce Wayne/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 399,975 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
The Top Secret Mission by Dean's Leather Jacket reviews
ONE SHOT in the IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM and MY NAME IS GLADIATOR UNIVERSE. Steve doesn't know how to fulfill his mission...
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Steve M. - Complete
You Can't Be All of Them by sockie1000 reviews
If the guys can argue over who's who on CHiPs, you know they can do the same for the A-Team.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Saga of the Wolf: Wolfheart, Wolflight, Wolfsong by RK9 reviews
A female joins the Fellowship on their journey. The thing is, she's not exactly human...She's not a 10th member of the Fellowship, don't worry. Not a Mary-Sue either. Working on next chapter, poem added to chap 48.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 170,520 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008
The Blue Line Job by Mira Spiegel reviews
A hard working cop trying to raise her two orphaned nieces asks Nathan Ford and crew for help with loan sharks but what she gets is so much more.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,316 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Eliot S.
Reign of the Dragons: Original Story by The Goddess Sabelina reviews
FIRST! Anyone who reads this, this is not Reign of Fire. This is an original story that is a loose spin off of the movie, so it's the closest category I could get. Summary: Dragons have taken over the world, and makind may not be the same...
Reign Of Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,807 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009
On the Wings of the Storm by Lialathuveril reviews
The year before the Ring War, Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth is sent to Rohan by her father to seek shelter from the storm brewing in Mordor. There she meets Éomer, Third Marshal of the Riddermark. Unfortunately they do not hit it off...at first
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,428 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
100 Things I Will Not Do or Say At Hogwarts by BlaineyDevon reviews
Well, I think the title says it all. But this is my very own list of things I must refuse the urge to do while at Hogwarts. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Black Eyes by Lialathuveril reviews
King Éomer of Rohan and Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth – surely the perfect political alliance, but what if the lady is not willing and decides to use unconventional means to get out of this arrangement? My second scenario.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,626 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Of Falcons and Mûmakil by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer and Lothiriel: They first met on a moonlit night in Minas Tirith but their romance was not off to a smooth start, on the contrary. Will they make it despite Éowyn's well intended meddling and Lothiriel's annoying elder brother?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 114,501 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Glass Sandal by Darma Druid reviews
The known cast with a known story - the Middle Earth version of Cinderella. Though related to the 'Irulan's and reading them before is recommended, could be enjoyed by itself, too, I think.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 221,816 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Legolas
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No Rest For The Wicked reviews
REVAMPED! When a small town detective realizes she's in over her head, she calls for outside help and gets so much more than she bargained for. Turns out small choices can have big consequences. The board is set, let the games begin. Featuring plotting Decepticons and an uptight tactician. AU mix of Bayverse(first film only), Prime, and G1. Eventual Prowl/OC SLOWBURN
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,896 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 12/20/2012 - W. Lennox, Barricade, Jazz, Starscream
Firewall reviews
Being at the wrong place at the wrong time has never ended well. But Emma thoroughly believed it had never before ended someone *in* the wrong time. What's a cop to do when women have no rights and everyone is running around with swords? Then there is this guy, who tests every ounce of her limited patience. History will never be the same, nor will the future go unscathed. Altair/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,834 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Altaïr, Malik
Fratelli Auditore reviews
The shenanigans and mischief Federico and Ezio Auditore managed to get up to during the years of their youth told through a series of One-Shots. Including but not limited to: trolling each other, harassing others, frying pans, destruction of property, pushing people off buildings and someone develops a fear of cats...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Ezio A., Federico A.
Fratello Mio Addio reviews
Goodbye My Brother. Federico Auditore had barely begun his story when he found himself at the noose. But he was strong in life, and he'd be damned if he wasn't strong to the final drop. One-Shot character study of Rico's final moments.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Ezio A., Federico A., Giovanni A., Petruccio A. - Complete
Question of Reality reviews
Before the island, Slade Wilson had a life beyond survival of the deadliest and he'd quite enjoyed it. But now, sitting in a jail cell in purgatory, that life is about to come back to face him, and question the man he's become. Mentions of previous Slade/OC, Slade/Shado One-Shot
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Slade W./Deathstroke - Complete
All About Survival reviews
Through loss, grief, new enemies, new friends and a whole new adventure, he had become a constant. The first time introduced her to him, the second may open her eyes to what's worth fighting-and surviving-for. Travels to Sorna, beyond and back Billy/OC
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 105,303 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
