*cries for ten thousand years*
This makes me want to pull Mel into a hug (which she will protest against most violently) and then feed her marshmallows and hot cocoa and force her to sit through Disney movies and cartoon reruns until she has hope in humanity again.
And Gyendal just needs Te'ijal to send him to his room for like, 300 years or something.
Also, the last spoken line gave me chills. SO impactful!
I don't even know if this counts as crack honestly, all the build-up is there in canon
*is bitter*