SUMMARY BIO

Hiya! Good ta see ya, good ta see ya! How ya doin'? I'm the Reclusive Owl of this here wonderful site! I enjoy many things from Transformers, to talking ponies, to Spartans and Elites, to animated strawberries with giant swords beating the slag outta death gods, to just generally annoying the ever loving pit out of everyone around me! Yayz. But, none of that's really important, now is it? Any who, would you like some general information on me? No? Too bad. I'm female (last I checked anyway), standard brown hair and hazel eyes, an otaku, and pale as a ghost (but oddly enough, I have a frag-load of freckles...). Also, as of currently (someday in Noverber, 2015) I am above the age of 18! I'm an ADULT! Double yayz. (Anybot catch the sarcasm? No? Well, now you know.)

Current Fav. Song: Light's Out in London by Heaven's Basement

Current Anime: One Punch Man; Assassination Classroom; Eyeshield 21; Overlord; One Piece; The Seven Deadly Sins; Babysteps

Recommended Anime [that I've finished, 'cause I recommend all the ones I'm watching too: Ouran High School Host Club; Black Butler; Kuroko no Basket; No Game No Life; Log Horizon... (just naming a few)

Current Local: College...

Current Bizarre Question: Mirror neurons are special little buggers that help creatures mimic an action. Is there a way to control them and thus improve their effect? Wouldn't that be so freaking cool? What would a person be like if they could control the intensity at which the mirror neurons fire?

Just sayin', but I'm a bit amateurish at... life... But it's okay 'cause I have sarcasm and a dirty mind. Sooo, enjoy what you find!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. (pft. easy.)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this on your profile if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Do a backflip!" Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you would push her off and say "You took too long."

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile! (Doesn't everyone?)

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you listen to music while you read fanfiction post this on your profile. (Every good story needs background music!)

Copy and paste this if you think they should bring back TFA.

Copy and paste this if you bawled when prowl died.

Friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?” A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We’re the type of friends who don’t know why were laughing... so LAUGH harder.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge... dang I'm gonna miss you!

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny

(")_(") to help him gain world domination.

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（ﾟ､ ｡ ７ This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty to help her steal world domination off Bunny!
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1. Your reading this info.
2. Now your saying/thinking that's a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading this info.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2.All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

are now laughing at your own stupididty

5. you will put this on your profile

6. you still have a stupid smile on your face

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101(this is the truth in most cases)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

People come to this site to learn how to write. NO ONE automatically knows how to, professionals can tell you that much. This site is for people to get together and have fun. No one wants a flame but most can turn their cheek as long as if it has constructive criticism. But as this site grows more popular more people join this site for the wrong reasons. Thus the new and blossoming writers are a target for their foul mouths. Many new writers do not understand the concept of a flame and discontinue thier story. They never had they chance to blossom and become beautiful writers, instead they give up because someone decided to call them a foul name and didn't even bother to tell the author what was wrong with the story in the first place. I telling you this because I feel that this should come to stop. These people honestly believe that they're doing good by flaming. What they don't realize is that it's doing more harm than good. If they really wish for people to become better writers than they should be straight with them in a mature manner. No flaming, just telling the author politely what's wrong with the story.

Please Post this on your profile if you agree

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, .x.Anime-Lover.x., bloodroseinthetwilight, Anim34eva96, xSushiixCooki3zx, Goddess Of Power,TFSTARFIRE, FoxFirecard, Primesbaby007, Lionlover190, Prowls-little-angel, Reclusive Owl

If you've actually read all this stuff, you're one of two things. You're either really nice or you're really bored... personally, I'd go with bored. Speaking of bored, go check out . Trust me. If you don't know what it is, it's a better way to waste time than my profile page... Actually, read some of my stories, then go check it out! That way we both win!... I think...