Starscream wants Megatron's attention, and he goes the wrong way about it a lot of the time. Some shenanigans happen.

Rex and Ahsoka are on a secret mission to take out a Separatist weapon when disaster strikes. Rex is sent off to Kamino, but the medship carrying one hundred doomed clones never arrives. Includes graphic descriptions of battle scenes and romance. Not for young audiences. Features many canon favorite characters. Story continues on in both "Rex II" and "Ando."

Aayla Secura had always been impulsive. Sometimes too impulsive. Aayla/Bly. What a mess it could have been.

This story takes place at the end of the Ultimates arch: Grand Theft America. Thor has defeated Loki and sent him back to Asgard with: "Father wants a word." WARNING! non-sexual spanking!

A clone sergeant takes an instant dislike to a new medic. But is there more to this new clone than meets the eye?

Originally "Cuddle Time". The road is long, with many a winding turn that leads us to who knows where, who knows where. But I'm strong, strong enough to carry him. He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

CRACK. Miko is on a walk when she runs into Knockout. Trouble and...gossip...ensue? Perhaps Knockout just needs someone to confide in, and Miko just has a girly side that needs to get out sometimes!

What if the Domino Squad worked at Domino's! A look at the life of delivery boys and the perils that ensue.

COMPLETE / The aftermath of Order 66 leaves Commander Cody a broken man and he finds forgiveness a hard road to follow. But, in the struggle to redefine himself, he discovers redemption. / PART 1 OF A 2-PART SERIES

COMPLETE. Quan Chi turned Sub-zero into a woman! This is his journey to regain his manhood. On his way, he meets Scorpion. What will happen? [Warning/s: Read at your own risk, written when I was 14]

Darth Vader never really had a childhood or a chance to enjoy his youth. So what happens when a tear in the fabric of reality and a ripple in the stream of time gets him stuck in the future with a few teenaged slackers?

The Jedi Code forbids attachment, but it says nothing against looking. A series of fluffy Rex/Ahsoka ficlets, just for fun, with a little dose of Cody/Barriss on the side.

Vader becomes a teacher. Have fun trying to get through the period without being mangled. Vader's POV.

There's too much confusion. Order 66 goes awry, and a group of clones find themselves wondering what to make of their future.

Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.

Based on the What If where Jane Foster accidentally received Thor's powers. At the end of the story Odin grants Jane immortality and marries her, and Jane talks Odin into trying new methods of dealing with Loki. WARNING! Contains nonsexual spanking!

What is it that a woman looks for in a man? Jango/Zam. One-shot.

Oneshot. Darth Vader is forced to call Sienar Systems Customer Support, and is thus provoked into a fateful decision...

Starscream's new invention isn't the weapon Megatron thought it would be. Optimus is a noble self-sacrificing glitch and Megatron doesn't know what hit him. Megatron/Optimus sticky!

Interrupted during a mission, Altair finds himself in an unfamiliar place - and a different time. I/II crossover, not really spoilers, just more confusing if you haven't played both games.

Atonement, martyrdom, faith, hope, innocence, forgiviness, love and pity. It all ties into one being, one predisposition of yearning and needing and seeking for nothing and everything. It's redemption. -Mult. Pairings?, writing challenge-

In which Ezio teaches, Altair refuses to learn, and Desmond contemplates destroying the bloodline.

Semi-continuation to "Snickers" and "Fantasy Man". Deadpool shows X-23 the meaning of Christmas

This is why you should never discuss girlfriends around Ermac - he gets easily confused. Oneshot with Various pairings, T for sexual themes, slight AU. I OWN NOTHING!

Rex has picked up a bad habit, and it's all Ahsoka's fault. Rex/Ahsoka

A moment between Rex and Ahsoka after Rex loses some shinies in battle and takes it out on a poor, defenseless wall. Rexsoka one-shot.

He's dying, and Jerusalem is going dark. Desmond and Altair and the blurring line between the worlds.

Ani: The last thing they'd expected to find on this little mud-ball was a flame that had guttered-out long ago. That's what they both told themselves, but the reality was far more complicated. Ultra Magnus/Ratchet Warnings: Old mechs getting it on!

An Imperial gets an idea and offers Darth Vader a drink. Oneshot.

Rex usually gets fed up with the healing ward and their incompetent medical droids, but today he was in for a pleasant surprise. Rex/Ahsoka

Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.

Yes, reader, today you get to witness a thing only fabled to have happened... Deadpool getting hired by phone! Much like the beginning of Cable&Deadpool #1, Deadpool gets a phone call from a mysterious stranger, and sure enough, he gets hired!

Gravity is inescapable. Altair and Malik have always been rivals, but their competition drew them together as much as it divided them. Even when the only thing they had in common was hatred, they couldn't escape each other's orbit.

Droids on Leave! After a long campaign against General Skywalker and Torrent Company, lead by Captain Rex, several Battledroids have taken leave, and are holding a secret play on the 4th Moon of Yavin. . . and Droid Drama is soon to follow. . .

Desmond & Lucy, ACI. Because he is not Altair the 12th Century Assassin, he is Desmond the 21st Century Bartender. And it's funny how things work out that way.

G1. One shot. When the Decepticons get caught up in the Christmas fever, Starscream and Megatron are forced to exchange presents. The road to the perfect gift is full of bad intentions.

Deadpool sees something he's never seen before... Deadpool/X-23

Kakuzu muses about the level of Hidan’s manliness in a precarious moment.

He was the best, the brightest, the strongest. He pulled me up, but he forgot to drag me back down.::Kisame's POV::.

Any new development in the relationship between Ultra Magnus and Sentinel Prime could only ever happen by accident... Takes place after the end of Return of the Headmaster. TFA, MagnusxSentinel, slash, fluff.

It all started with a simple question....

Cell, Freeza, Goku and Cooler continue their pursuit of Justice, Order and a half decent TV show to watch in Hell. This is a collection of nine short stories! Yes there is finally a new one!

These are parodies of some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts. Don't worry: I did alot more than just replace Chuck Norris with Deadpool for most of them.

A drabble about Kakuzu and Hidan walking around with a shovel. Warning: Hidan's in it, so what do you think?

He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Kakuzu sometimes prays beside Hidan, if only to inwardly scorn the prayers. Challenge from Acerbitas. oneshot

Kakuzu tackles Ninjanomics. Because belonging to a group of S classed criminals is hard, but being their financial planner is even harder. Crack fic.

Hidan asks a question Kakuzu can't answer.

Kakashi overtaxed himself on a mission. But he refused to go to the hospital because it’s Tuesday and he always met Iruka for dinner on Tuesdays. A Kakashi & Iruka friendship fic.

COMPLETE! Post In His Shoes. A man from the past bent on revenge. One city where the confrontation will take place. Two Hiten Mitsurugi masters in the wrong body. Not Humor.

A political marriage between friends, a relationship that was misunderstood, and the blossoming of a new love. Sometimes we find what we need in the most unlikely places. SaitouMisao pairing.

Even Hell needs law and order, and there's only one man caperble of bring it to the streets. Unfortunatly he wasn't avalbile so Cell, Freeza and Goku will have to do... FINISHED!

The sequel to Shadowed Spirit. Layrial Adercon has moved on with her life, but some things have gone unforgotten, and the course of new events might reawaken the past. R&R.

Layrial Adercon just wanted to be the best. She saw an opportunity and took it...but that meant going out to interview Cell, where she quickly decided was the wrong choice. R&R

COMPLETE! Post Mnemonic. Kenshin and Hiko accidentally switch bodies. Can they keep it a secret until they figure out how to switch back?

Boba Fett does the unusual...takes on a gamble from his most hated enemy.

A short, humerous story about Boba Fett suffering a debillitating affliction while on one of his hunts, that makes it into a really, really bad day. Completed

Call me a sellout, but I actually did it. Grinz Here we have a story set in the original timeline where Goku dies of the heart virus. Here's the goodbye...and the lives of the remaining characters afterwards. Also, something that can be loosely called r

Boba Fett gets out of one bad situation, only to get into another. Lather, rinse, repeat. CHAPTER 5 NOW UP!

Boba Fett and a bath tub. I don't know if this is humorous, but my sense of humor is all but dead at a little earlier than 3 in the morning...