CleverDuckyhide bio
 Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, Assassin's Creed, Prototype, Lord of the Rings, FlashForward, Lost, Green Street Hooligans, Call of Duty, Left 4 Dead, Jumper, and Valentine's Day, 2010. Disclaimer: I couldn't afford the lawsuit that would follow if I tried to claim any of these characters as my own (besides the obvious ones.) 'Eram quod es, eris quod sum' -I was what you were, you will be what I am. Advice my brother gave me: "Don't be afraid to grow up. Don't be afraid of life. Just grab it by the ass and hump it into submission." And, "Fear is control, but it's also good. Let it give you wings and fly straight into whatever scares you. Let it lift you up above it." |
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Ghosts of Babylon by The Noble Rot reviews
Audrey didn't die in the crash. Bleeding, suffering immense pain but still alive, the young girl is pulled from the wreckage by one just as injured as she is, though he wears his wounds on the inside. Their relationship will threaten to destroy them both.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,476 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Gabriel, Audrey A.
Speak Against the Sun by words without reviews
Al Mualim is dead, but the Order's future remains uncertain. Altair's Brotherhood faces threats from without and within: Mongol attacks, high-ranking betrayals, his and Malik's fragile peace. The real danger, though, is something far older. Altair is seeing ghosts – someone else is trying to raise them. *AltMal, post-AC1 sequel to 'And When the Earth Shall Claim Your Limbs'*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Altaïr, Kadar, Malik, Abbas
Infectum by Angel Commando reviews
Blacklight is back. Toby Knight and Alex Mercer team up to uncover the source of the viral flare - and ultimately end up revealing more secrets from Blackwatch. Armageddon is a lot closer than anyone thinks. . . M/M, slight AU. Continued from Sanctum.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,516 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Alex M./Zeus
Moments with Kida by Gaaras1Girl reviews
A few Glimpses into the life of Kida. Mostly random short chapters of funny moments she shares with Gaara and his siblings. Hence the title. Follows no particular timeline, and will be updated randomly. Sister fic for Wild One, rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro
Who We Are by Momokaiii reviews
Capt. Marcus S. Jane, U.S Marine, Special Forces. Codename; ARES. Function; Anti-Zeus Weapon. Yeah, someone really should have told him that, instead of trying to control him. Eventual SLASH. Disregards Prototype 2. Hiatus. (Pending rewrite)
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Alex M./Zeus, OC
Will That Be All? by M. Monster reviews
Kinkmeme that just evolved; Modern-day AU; Federico/Kadar, Ezio/Leonardo and Desmond/Shaun preslash; Kadar watched the stranger's ass move in his tight jeans. How can his knees bend? Then he bent over and Kadar's head thunked against the register.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010
Poisonous Passion by ManatheArcane reviews
Dottore Malfatto slays women when they dare to walk alone. But why? How did he get his name? How did he find his new found passion for poison? Warning: M/M Action inside!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Doctor, Prowler - Complete
Spotter by Sassy Satsuma reviews
Archer possessed a gruff nature and seemed to pride himself on being as unapproachable as possible. In short, he was everything that Toad wasn't. Archer/Toad SLASH. A prompt for duvalia.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Gratification by Keenon reviews
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Rating will change. Human/Hunter Slash / Yaoi
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Hunter
Connections by Joveesia reviews
Alex meets Desmond Miles, an escapee from Abstergo. Alex figures that Desmond has the info he needs. What will happen when these two meet? Will become Slash at a later date. Post AC1, Pre AC2, Follows Prototype
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus
Memories by DestineyTot reviews
Compilation of one-shots centered mostly around Roach. You can be long gone, but the memories of a person will always stick behind. Slash in some chapters.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,842 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - [Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost, MacTavish/Soap]
In A World Gone To Hell by justmica reviews
While at an Outpost for supplies, John Logan comes across Infected being forced to fight each other for entertainment. He puts a stop to it and rescues a Hunter, injured in one of the fights. In a world gone to hell, what else would a decent person do?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Hunter
Missing Fingers by Subject 12 reviews
Sometimes it seems one finds friends in the most unlikely places, whether one is looking or not.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
First Dates With The 141 by Brahtson reviews
The 141 warriors reminisce on their virginal dates with the task force. Banging with the team wasn't always pleasant.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - MacTavish/Soap, Ghost
Hot Dogs by BardDown reviews
Roach get a little sea sick, luckily Ghost is here to help. one shot.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
Subtle Fears by Horrifics reviews
Taveor blinked his doe eyes shut, before stretching his long, slim legs from being bent into Indian style, then leaning back onto the dark hardwood floor. Allowing distant memories clutter his mind.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hunter
I'll Tell No One by reine Seele reviews
Sometimes Altair doesn't think before he speaks...but he assures Malik that certain things will always remain a secret between them. AltairxMalik Oneshot. Fluff. Rated M for Adult Situations.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Twice by Theta One reviews
Desmond got to know Altair from two different perspectives over the course of a few weeks- or a few hundred years.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Desmond M., Altaïr - Complete
The Men They Become by reine Seele reviews
Malik is not just a Dai, he is an assassin. When Altair seems to forget this, Malik decides to remind him of this heritage. Both men must discover where the other stands, as men, as friends, and as members of the Brotherhood. Altair/Malik. COMPLETED.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,163 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
A Born Tactician by TrekFan24905 reviews
A reinterpretation of the final scenes of the film. One-shot.
Law Abiding Citizen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Clyde S. - Complete
Through the Ages by Kyla45 reviews
It was hard for Desmond not to notice certain things in the Animus. Oneshot. AltMal, EzLeo, DesShaun
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Romantic Revenge by MaleCheerleader reviews
Desmond is in love with Lucy, Ezio is itching for kills. Altair is passionate, Shaun gets confident when Rebecca changes her looks.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Success by lmeden reviews
In which Draco is not a coward.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Something That Isn't There by Fool'sgold1 reviews
She's seen it. Underneath his shadowed hood and behind his eyes, raw and as powerful as any look could be. Dana doesn't like to think about it, so she spends her time searching and hoping for something else.
Prototype - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2009
Tertium Quid by Ivy Adrena reviews
A precarious balance; indistinct, even to them. The blind leading the deaf. - KisaSaku -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Seven Deadly Sins by Seyyed reviews
David/Griffin SLASH. Seven parts, each centering around one of the seven deadly sins. Ratings change between parts - so the M overall rating is just for safety's sake.
Jumper - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - David R., Griffin - Complete
Hunger by Spacefille reviews
Wile E. Coyote finally catches the Roadrunner... only to find himself distracted from dining on his captive. It appears the Roadrunner has different plans... warning for mature content and slash!
Looney Tunes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Vanity and Hunger by lirance reviews
“I am Quetzalcoatl’s hunger.” Altair is the lonely pilgrim, but there's blood on his robe and sin is always hungry, and somehow, he's not sure if any of them will ever leave this alive. In the back of his mind, Desmond finds slow insanity.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Pathetic by I-Can-Spell-Confusion-With-A-K reviews
Granger was dead. Granger was dead and everyone was acting like the sun had burnt out, like life was no longer worth living, like they should all just walk straight into the lake with their mouths open and drown. Pathetic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Jokul Frosti by somandalicious reviews
Hermione Granger was the embodiment of humanity, and Draco realized immediately she would be the fire that melted the ice which coursed his veins. Written for the xmasfic prompt: Jack Frost. DracoHermione. Post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,169 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Good Father by Cella N reviews
Your father, a good father, who wanted nothing more than his son to make him proud. DRACO. LUCIUS. Failure, parenthood, and life's choices gone awry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
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The Runaways reviews
They finally get their second chance. Or, the one where Altair becomes the guardian of his three younger brothers and fails at life. Repeatedly. Nobody ever said it was going to be easy. They were totally right. (Altair/Malik, hints of Ezio/Leo, includes kid!assassins. Altair is 18, Ezio is 16, Connor is 13 and Desmond is 8. Rating subject to change.)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Complete
if you talk enough sense (you lose your mind) reviews
Altair hates being at court. He hates the people, the masques, the parties, the late boisterous nights and the endless gambling. He despises the saccharine compliments and haughty manners of the ambitious, the sniveling of the desperate. But most of all, he hates all the spies.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A., Malik - Complete
It Starts With Desperation reviews
You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed. M/M (NEW CHAPTER)
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,974 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Hunter - Complete
Song of the Turtle Dove reviews
Alex Mercer has spent the last year as a therapist for a man convicted of murder. His patient, Desmond Miles, has no memory of what he has done. When Desmond's previous therapist returns after months spent abroad, Alex slowly begins to learn what treachery awaits within every man, and to what lengths one person will go to get what they want. M/M
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus
PROTOTYPE: Sanctum reviews
He was supposed to die, but he didn't. He believed he had been saved merely by chance, but there was a reason. Now, Toby must choose what he thinks is right by the duties of a Marine while ZEUS stalks just within the shadows. OMC M/M slash. AU.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,121 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Pillars of Sand reviews
Kinkmeme prompt fill. Altair/Alex. Apple issues and virl transmission.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Altaïr, Alex M./Zeus - Complete
After All reviews
Sean had messed up, he knew that. He just childishly hoped that confessing on live television would fix the one thing in his life that had been perfect.
Valentine's Day, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sean J., Holden W. - Complete
Going Up In Flames reviews
Written per request: For once, it's Griffin who takes it. Make him scream. M/M SLASH
Jumper - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2011 - David R., Griffin - Complete
Skin and Bone reviews
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is growing up. Roach/Ghost. AU. Post-MW2.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost - Complete
Prisoner of War reviews
He doesn't remember his true name. He has many names. He has many faces. He is Subject 16.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Clay K./Subject 16 - Complete
Because it Happens reviews
Sometimes a little bit of insanity in the Task Force can be a good thing.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, MacTavish/Soap - Complete
What It's Like reviews
The words are heavy on his tongue, but he swallows them back. In the silence of the room, he imagines he can hear panic's raspy chuckles echoing off the walls. Roach/Soap. SLASH.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, MacTavish/Soap - Complete
Struggle Is Like This reviews
They say it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all, but what they don't tell you is how much it hurts to lose that love, how hard it is to move on afterwards. They don't tell you that struggle is like this. Matt/Pete SLASH
Green Street Hooligans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
Hear Me Now reviews
Because he is nothing more and nothing less than the one intimidating factor straddling the line of self-accomplishment and self-destruction. Martin Keamy-centric.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
Better Angels reviews
Janis can taste the dirt in her mouth and feel the panic in her viens. She knows how to save him, and she will, just as soon as she can break away from his penetrating stare. Short drabble excerpt from Episode 14, Season 1. Simon/Janis
FlashForward - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Simon C., Janis H. - Complete
When Hope Dies reviews
Charlie wasn't supposed to survive, he understood that now. His destiny was to flip a switch and save the other survivors. To save Claire. Someone had to do it in the end, so why not him? Charlie-centric, picking apart a dying man's thoughts.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Charlie - Complete
Sinful Lucunditas reviews
Simon Campos character study. The man who has lust that clings like a second skin and wicked eyes that draw the moth so easily to the flame. You can try to escape, but your caught before you even meet his eye.
FlashForward - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Simon C. - Complete
Blame It On Me reviews
Outside of Moria after Gandalf's death. More or less a character study of Pippin and his grief. With fault and blame resting on his shoulders, Pippin can feel himself breaking.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Redeeming Thyself reviews
Atonement, martyrdom, faith, hope, innocence, forgiviness, love and pity. It all ties into one being, one predisposition of yearning and needing and seeking for nothing and everything. It's redemption. -Mult. Pairings?, writing challenge-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Denouement reviews
When Altair's influence becomes a more irrefutable force, it's all Desmond can do not to lose his head.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
Swimming Lessons reviews
In which Ezio teaches, Altair refuses to learn, and Desmond contemplates destroying the bloodline.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Falling Stars reviews
It was their thing to sit out and look at the stars. They never thought of changing their routine because, honestly, they weren't very fond of change. It always brought hurt by the wrist as company.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
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