Hello, every1! I'm The Unbelievable! I thought it would b a good name since i will b doing pairings that sum ppl may not acknowledge or think i crazy. I don't care.

Here's sum info about me:

Sex: non-ya

Eye Color: brown and green, the amount of each changes every day.

Hair Color: brown

Likes: yaoi (dead set on), mpreg (cuz it's fun 2 have guys suffer like a woman does!), anime (no duh), Twilight Saga, Harry Potter series, silence, my friends (they're like siblings 2 me!), personal space (which i unfortunately do not get much of becuz of a certain bro of mine), horror movies, bloody and gory movies (my dad calls me blood thirsty), chocolate (cuz who doesn't want a good bar of chocolate in the middle of the day?), anime (think i already mentioned that), Bleach and Death Note (aren't those animes?), yaoi (best thing ever...didn't i already mention it, though?), video games, Harry Potter Crossovers, Avengers (Mainlky Loki and Tony Stark), and mpreg (it's fun!)!

Dislikes: where do i start? my brother (no personal space available with him), onions, tomatoes (but i will use ketchup...funny how that works, huh?), pickles, constant romantic drama movies (my grandma watches them all the time, thank god I have my own TV and my game stations are hooked to it), bright lights (sum ppl call me a vampire cuz i bite and hate the sun), silence (it is not golden, it is scary. i can't even go to sleep without music playing), and i can keep going, but i'm not gonna.

Animes/Pairings I like:

Bleach: GrimmIchiGrimm, IchiIshi, RenIchi, UlquiIchiUlqui, HichiIchi (i don't care what others think), StarkIchi (just discovered and disappointed there isn't more), AiGin, GinKira, sumtimes GinHitsu (cuz they're so cute!), HisaKira, GrimmUlqui, and KyouJyuu. Mega yaoi fanatic...

Death Note: L/Light/L, Light/Mikami/Light, MelloMattMello, MelloNear (not much in2 this 1), sumtimes BB/L

Kingdom Hearts: SoRiku, AkuRoku, Xemnas/Saix, Zemyx, Seifer/Hayner (come on, 2 cute blondes!), and LeonCloud (who doesn't?)

Saiyuki: SanzoGoku, GojyoHakkai, and KouDoku (haven't explored the stories on this 1 much but those run through my head and the whole past life thing, same pairings but different names.)

Harry Potter: Drarry, Snarry, Harrius, Sirimus, TMRxHP, CedricxHarry (plan on 1 of those stories), and FenrirxHarry (ppl make that Alpha sound just so hot)

Inuyasha: InuKou, inucest (no funny looks, it's hot!), any attractive male character and Naraku (let the guy b topped)

Twilight Saga: JacobxBella and AlicexJasper (don't like Edward 2 much...TEAM JACOB!!)

Naruto: SasuNaru, ItaNaru, KakaSasu, SasoDei, KakaIru (cuz it's fun 1 watch the 2 argue), ShinoKiba, GaaraNeji, YondaimeKyuu

One Piece: ZoLu, SmokerxAce (hot), LucLuf (only 2 stories! and that's all genres and ratings!) and i'll let you no about others l8r.

Black Butler: SebastianxGrell (because it is hilarious)

not much others now. haven't decided with other animes...

Added Info: I will probably try 2 update more than 1 story in a single day as soon as i get sum up here, just 2 let every1 no. and plz b gentle with my stories. most stuff i just make up, but i would like it if i get no flamers. critics? ok. flamers? no. go away. and in sum of my stories, if things don't make sense, i intend 4 them 2 b that way. i tried that on a different site and ended up deleting my story becuz all i got were flames and it hurt.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are a Weasley Twin Worshipper, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. (ok, alot. I'm just really shy!)

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you support Captain Jack Saprrow and his Jar of Dirt, copy and paste this into your profile! (Hell, yes!)

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Found these somewhere and decided, 'why not?':

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Not currently.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes. If there is one person on this earth who does not have more than three people, I will be shocked.

3) How many houses have you lived in? One. It's small.

4) Favourite candy bar? Mostly Hershey's Milk Chocolate, but I also like Crunch and KitKat

5) Favourite shoes? Tennis shoes since they are the only comfortable thing I wear. Gotta have arch support, though.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? A few times. Kicked the back of their feet by accident. Rude even when I apologized.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? ...Only one, but because my friend bought for me a few years ago and I have yet to get rid of it...

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? No. If I have, I don't remember.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Stories, lots and lots of stories.

12) Favourite genre of music? Anything I can hear and like at the same time. No specific genre.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Pisces. I'm the fishy!

14) What time were you born? Not sure, but I was born early morning. I think around four.

15) Do you like beer? Tried sake once. If all alcohol is like that...nope.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Not really. Dad would kill me if I did.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Brittany Spears (only one, too)

18) Are you sarcastic? In a family of smartalecks, it would be surprising if I wasn't. And pleanty of people at work will agree that I am sarcastic. Most of them don't like it but won't tell me whenever I accidentally offend them. Instead, they hide behind the boss and let her chew me out.

19) What are your favourite colours? Mainly blue

20) How many watches do you own? Does the cell phone count?

21) Summer or winter? Winter. There is a limit to how many clothes I can take off, but not to how many I can put on.

23) Favourite colour to wear? Mostly blue.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Neither. I prefer Sunkist.

25) What colour is your mobile phone? Black with a black/purple case

26) Where is your second home? My workplace.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Many times. Mostly on the head. Their expressions are funny.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yes. Many cavities.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Two, one that looks like a big glass flower and the other one has dragons on its panels.

30) How many video games do you own? Way too many yet not enough.

31) What was your first pet? A black Labrador Mix I named Rupert. Died the first week of summer after Eleventh Grade.

32) Ever had braces? Nope. Only retainers.

33) Do looks matter? Maybe yes, maybe no. I prefer personality, but looks would be nice, too.

34) Do you use chapstick? No. Tried it once and it didn't help.

35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school. Secondary School? Is that Junior high? Don't remember any.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither! Hot Topic!

37) Are you too forgiving? With very close friends, yes. With not so close friends, no.

38) How many children do you want? Don't want any! Childbirth or a C-Section can hurt!

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yes. Little things. Clothes are too expensive. But I did get a couple Daryl cups from there!

40) Favourite breakfast meal? French Toast Sticks

41) Do you own a gun? Not unless you count a BB gun, but my dad and grandma do.

42) Ever thought you were in love? Nope. Never.

43) When was the last time you cried? When I realized that about half the clnic hates me.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Played Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden. Never been to La Panera. (I do not reccoment Olive Gar5den catering, though. It's like they don't care if you like the food or not.)

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Nope!

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No, but I would like to.

48) Nicknames? Temari and Kagome (my friends), CAB (Crazy Ass Bitch), and The Blood-Thirsty Child.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No. Why does it matter?

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Never been out of my own state.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No. Never have I entered the store from Hell.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Not really.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? ...I screamed it at them once. It was funny watching them jump.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No, but I got a blue topaz!

56) Are you happy with your life right now? No! Who is ever happy with their life?!

57) Do you dye your hair? My aunt plays with my hair every time I got to her. Kind of like my current look though.

58) Does anyone like you? As far as I am aware, a fewof people like me. Some of them, I'm not even aware of. Describe which like.

59) What year were you born? 1991

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Probably giving my dear big brother hell on his birthday.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No. They suck!

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's. They got good ice cream and I do not trust McDonalds. Creepy clown man.

63) Do you like yourself? Not really. I'm overweight slightly, have acne and the scars, not to mention I'm a tad bit violent. And by a tad bit, I mean I bite and punch and kick people when they piss me off.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Dad. My mom is gone a lot, so I don't bond with her. We just end up arguing whenever we talk.

65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? Take a wild guess.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No. But I can't sleep unless there is music in my room.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No. I have not eaten any paste. Not that I know of, but i destroyed the front half of a day care center when I was in first grade.

68) Do you own a webcam? No, but my friend does. We had fun with it.

69) Have you ever stripped? Only when getting into the shower or into bed.

70) Ever broke a bone? Nope! Been drinking milk since the day I was born! Strong bones.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? I don't chat.

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles. They're more fun and Lays are greasy.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yeah. Broke up with him in the fall of my twelth grade.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Neither. Don't enjoy live action shows much.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? No. She's annoying.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? My old neighbors and my older brother. Everyone else told me to stop calling myself fat. Mom just called me chubby.

80) Do you own a car? Had a Supra, but sold it to a junkyard. Now have a VW Beetle, year '68! Trying to find someone who will buy it. In pretty good condition, just needs wiring harness and brakes done. Got rid of that. Now I got Lil' Red, '98 Ford Ranger!

81) Can you cook? Yes. I experiment recipes I find online on my family. It's a lot of fun.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. My little brother

2. Undisciplined animals with uncaring owners

3. Jealous pets that think they're being replaced.

83) Do you text message often? Only if someone texts me first or if I need to ask a quick question.

84) Money or love? Money gets you more than love, so money.

85) Do you have any scars? Acne scars, a smiley face scar on my cheek (it's so weird), and a big scar on my leg from when I slipped on the porch when it was covered in frost. Dad wouldn't let me go to school that day, but school got cancelled anyway because a bus slid on the road.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? A life.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Raised with them! They do not scare me! Though the Grudge made me paranoid for a while. Sriously, watched 1 and 2 in a row on the same day and heard the Grudge woman three times during the next month.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships. One night stands could end up with a stalker.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Neither. Soda!

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Depends on what kind.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Saw one but forgot what it was called.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes, and markers and color pencils and a Stress-Therapy Adult Coloring Book.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Coworkers. Two of them are like a second and third mom.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Coworker that asked if I could bathe a dog. Answer was no, then doctor went into room and told owner yes. Why ask me, you two? Why?!

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My boss when she said that she could get at least ten people to sign a list saying my smart mouth offends them.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? I laugh so easily. Maybe my dad or my grandma.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? I didn't exactly fall for them.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? ...don't think I have instant messaging...

100) Who was the last person that called you? My newest coworker.

Stories:

Harry of Crete: January 11, 2018 (Slow Updates)

Mad Pup: January 25, 2016 (Slow Updates)

Pray: October 27, 2013 (Hiatus)

The Reason Why: January 11, 2018 (Still potential Hiatus)

Swarming: January 31, 2013 (Hiatus)

This Broken Soul: June 16, 2011 (Complete - One Shot)

Leon Raven Baye: February 15, 2011 (Hiatus)

The Carrier: July 20, 2013 (Hiatus)

A Panther's Unforgettable Love: February 7, 2014 (Hiatus)

Lord of Dementors: August 3, 2015 (Slow Updates)

The Most Sacred: May 09, 2010 (Hiatus)

The Were: October 4, 2009 (Deleted - Considering Rewrite)

Nnoitra, That's a Kid: March 25, 2010 (Hiatus - Possible Discontinue)

Protected Forbidden: February 17, 2014 (Deleted - Considering Rewrite)

BB's Back: July 30, 2010 (Deleted - Considering Rewrite)