Disclaimer: Not mine
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: IchiGrimm, minor ?xNnoitora
Thanks: To misumisu84 who has given me the strenght to post my old uke!Grimm project. Go you! (And yes, I'm a sucker for Mpreg! XP)
Author's note: English is my second language so please don't kill me over grammar mistakes and all those things. Not betaed yet.

COME TO THE DARK SIDE...

"No is no, Shinigami. Can't you just roll over and forget about it?" hissed an annoyed sexta Espada at his young orange haired lover

"No, I can't. Sex with you is good and everything but you know, we can just switch sometimes! I can't see where's the big problem."

The two men where quarrelling on the student's bed while the young man's family was away, his father attending a medicine course and his sisters at a friend's sleepover. A perfect night for the hormonal teenager and his lover to have a bit of action.

"I'm bigger, stronger and rougher. You're smaller, weaker and have big eyes."

"I defeated you once and you've never won again after that time. And I don't have big eyes!"

His blue haired partner just snorted and curled up on the bed like an angry cat. Ichigo Kurosaki, Karakura's resident Substitute Shinigami, sighed. His relationship with the sexta Espada was still going after five months, as one of Renji's bets reminded him, but it was always with him being on the bottom, as another of Renji's bets reminded him.

"Don't tell me you're scared."

There, he said it. Now he only had to wait and see if his big cat would take the…

"What the hell?! I'm not scared of bottoming! Off with those clothes you cheating… Don't think even for a moment that I don't know what you're doing." growled the cat-like man

"It will be worth it." assured the young shinigami helping his partner in taking off the white uniform

The blue eyed arrancar moved around the corners of Las Noches in complete silence. The constant stinging in his ass and the limp he sported didn't help him in the stealth department but, God, it had been worth it. The feline arrancar never knew that, despite of the after-effects, bottoming was that good.

Somehow he managed to pass Halibel and Yammi's room without making his presence known but now the problem was not to disturb the occupant of the last room before his.

"Hey there, kitty. Troubles walking?"

Great. Of all the people he could wake at the ungodly hours of the night it just had to be him.

Grimmjow whirled around to glare at the black haired, fifth ranked nuisance. The Prying Mantis was leaning on his doorframe with a toothy grin, dressed in a clean white robe that reached only to his knees.

"I've seen enough people walking like that after a rough night, Sexta. Did your shinigami pet finally got a chance at topping?"

"What? Want to gloat about how I finally took it up in the ass?" snarled the sexta Espada

Nnoitora just looked at him and motioned for him to enter the room. The shorter arrancar was left speechless in front of an open door, wondering about what could the fifth possibly want. Poke fun at him? Or worse, he wanted a go at him?

Grimmjow never had the time to turn and run because a long, spidery arm grabbed him by the jacket's collar. The feline man nearly thought about screaming 'rape' as he was dragged inside the white room.

Nnoitora closed the door after him and released the smaller man with a huff. Then he turned and disappeared behind a door. After a few minutes of rummaging sounds, the black haired man came out with a white labelled tube that was promptly thrown at Grimmjow.

The sixth Espada opened it and took a sniff at the clear gel, nearly gagging at the strong and sharp scent. He looked at the tall hollow with a questioning look.

"Welcome to uke life, Grimmjow. You better start stocking up on Aloe." smiled Nnoitora patting him on the shoulder

A/N: ...we have Aloe. (Alas, no cookies for uke!Grimm.) All right. I finally found it and I posted it, simple as that. Since I don't have any more ideas for my KisaIta fic I've just started another drabble collection. If you want me to write a particular drabble or something it's all right, ask! I hope you'll enjoy reading them just as much as I do when I write them.